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Terrorist Organization Assaults Amish Farmers Over Milk Production
The criminal terrorist organization you call the FDA has decided that you are simply too stupid to know what’s best for you. Accordingly, they have raided a completely peaceful Amish farmer for the heinous crime of selling raw milk to willing consumers.
You see, consumers might accidentally purchase raw milk, confusing it with highly modified, steroid ridden, pasteurized, homogenized, genetically altered regular milk produced by mega-corporate dairy conglomerates, which might put their lives in jeopardy based on research conducted back in the 1960s (which has never been subsequently verified). In order to get around federal jurisdiction legalities, the terrorist organization purchased milk from the farmers who then shipped it across state lines. This act gave the feds the authority to mount a 5:00 AM raid on the Amish farmers, who were subsequently traumatized by armed Stasi enforcers storming around their private property looking for anything they deemed to be unwholesome for you. Chairman Mao warned us that “There is a serious tendency toward capitalism among the well-to-do peasants.” It appears as if his prophecy has come to pass here in our criminal communist State. Thank god the FDA is here to crack down on those who would make a living by providing products that people are voluntarily willing to pay for. ![]() An officer demonstrates his lack of masculinity by drawing his weapon in fear of being attacked by raw milk wholesalers. Raw milk distributors have a history of violent gang-like activity dating back to 10,000 B.C. when Ugma the goat farmer beat Bututu over head with a Woolly Mammoth thighbone for not paying his milk protection money. I can see why armed State agents were necessary in order take on the Amish mafia at 5:00 AM. |
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If Charlie Parker Was a Gunslinger, There'd Be a Whole Lot of Dead Copycats
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Oh good, I was worried you might use needlessly inflammatory language when I clicked this link.
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Smelling fishy
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I just have to ask; is this kind of thing working for you? Have you ever convinced anyone ever of these opinions you are trying to relate with this overblown, hysterical hyperbole?
My brother and his wife are big raw milk fans, and they are working to get it legalised in TX where they live, but somehow they are able to do so in a mature, calm manner (without childish name-calling and emotional arguments) and are seeing results that way. Why can't you? |
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I don't think it's possible to have a rational conversation with this guy.
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Obama and the dems have been seeking to go after the food supply for some time if you ask me. Just look at the legislation they have pushed. Can't have organic and free range, non-corporate farms. Gotta bring both the food supply and health-care under government and corporate control if you want to control people.
Guns are still on their agenda as well. |
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I think if you were the Amish farmers, you would be terrorized by the FDA's actions.
Hence, it is entirely appropriate to label the FDA as a terrorist organization. |
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The FDA might have a point aboput how stupid people are. Some people are actually stupid enough to equate the FDA with an actual terrorist organization. And that's pretty damn stupid.
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I guess you don't think the farmers were terrorized by a 5:00 AM raid by armed agents.
I'll ask the FDA if they can stop by your house and conduct a pre-dawn inspection of your property. Never know, you might be producing something in your house without State permission. |
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Speaking of "which has never been subsequently verified"....
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Smelling fishy
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I had an insured that used the same logic to try and get his car fixed- he didn't mean to run his car without oil- in other words it "happened accidentally"- therefore his "accident" insurance should buy him a new engine.
Didn't work for him, either. Of course, you'll probably tell me that insurance companies are terrorist socialist commie mafiosi just out to rob the poor, defenseless noble consumer and we'll all be the first against the wall when the revolution comes. How's that going, by the way? Lined up a bunch of new recruits with the name-calling and equivocation? |
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I think insurance companies should take over our policing and court systems.
They would do a better job of providing those services and they would do so based entirely on voluntary purchases rather than coercive theft. Insurance companies wouldn't be raiding Amish farmers at 5:00 AM for producing milk products. |
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Just thought I'd throw this out there in case people actually thought that having armed State agents terrorize Amish farmers was in their best interests.
http://www.boston.com/bostonglobe/ma...w_milk/?page=2
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I never met an Amish dude who wasn't already up and at 'em at 5:00 am. Since when is it possible to wake a dairy farmer at 5?
I also never met an Amish dude with a surveillance camera . . . |
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Well in that case, I'm sure I can pre-emptively disregard any research that paints pasteurised milk in a positive light, and embrace only research that portrays that milk negatively. That will produce a balanced conclusion, I'm sure... Oh, wait...
PS - It's been done to death on this forum previously. PPS - Feel free at any time to substantiate your claims in the OP re pasteurised milk. |
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Smelling fishy
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That's funny, considering how many of my clients consider insurance "coercive theft".
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But I don't argue with fanatics. I'm just curious if this approach you've chosen is accomplishing your goals. Is it? |
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The non-theoretical character of metaphysics would not be in itself a defect; all arts have this non-theoretical character without thereby losing their high value for personal as well as for social life. The danger lies in the deceptive character of metaphysics; it gives the illusion of knowledge without actually giving any knowledge. This is the reason why we reject it. - Rudolf Carnap "Philosophy and Logical Syntax" |
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I expected the logic we see here - it's OK for the feds to waste all these resources treating this like a major crack cocaine investigation, with a pre-dawn storm trooper raid and all...
because the fellow who posted it used "inflammatory language" instead of acting like a complacent, obedient servant. I took it as quite justifiable sarcasm, not hysteria. It is hard to believe the country has come this far downward from patriots who threw off tyrannical government to establish liberty for their progeny whilst uttering in all sincerity "give me liberty or give me death"... to progeny who attack people for saying far less than that. |
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I have contacted the DHS over your treasonous rant you capitalist pig.
You are going down.
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Is selling the raw milk the problem or was it because they shipped it over State lines?
I notice that the Police (terrorists) also set up drug dealers, some of whom produce a product that others are willing to consume at their own risk. What a country! |
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What? You guys actually think the FDA should be protecting us from ourselves?
Even if we assume that raw milk is dangerous, people should be allowed to make poor decisions. You cannot legislate intelligence from the top-down... you just end up with pesky government micromanagement of personal live choices and create the justification necessary for anti-competitive economic regulations. Making dangerous **** illegal also creates a black market (with all of its negative effects) because the demand is still there. |
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But then, you repeat yourself.
And, of course you are such a friend to the Amish. You don't care about raw milk. You don't care about the Amish. You don't even care about making a coherent argument. You just want to whine and shout slogans and make as much noise as possible. |
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The non-theoretical character of metaphysics would not be in itself a defect; all arts have this non-theoretical character without thereby losing their high value for personal as well as for social life. The danger lies in the deceptive character of metaphysics; it gives the illusion of knowledge without actually giving any knowledge. This is the reason why we reject it. - Rudolf Carnap "Philosophy and Logical Syntax" |
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I would VOLUNTEER MY OWN MONEY to help people like this:
http://reason.com/blog/2006/12/27/am...-accept-food-s
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If the Amish can make it without government assistance, I think the leeches of our society can make it just fine without government assistance. The State is a criminal organization of looting thieves. |
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In fact we are talking about two separate events.
The one where there is a picture of a policeman with a gun drawn is in 2008. Then there is the more recent 5 am inspection where the police were involved but there is no suggestion of a gun drawn. So these sort of actions have occurred under Republican and Democrat administrations and in both cases a law has been broken. |
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The non-theoretical character of metaphysics would not be in itself a defect; all arts have this non-theoretical character without thereby losing their high value for personal as well as for social life. The danger lies in the deceptive character of metaphysics; it gives the illusion of knowledge without actually giving any knowledge. This is the reason why we reject it. - Rudolf Carnap "Philosophy and Logical Syntax" |
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