Is the IKEA crawling with Illuminati?

TjW · 5th May 2011, 08:10 AM

I hadn't thought of this until recently, but even conspirators have to buy their furniture somewhere.

Grassy Knowlington · 5th May 2011, 09:38 AM

Originally Posted by TjW

I hadn't thought of this until recently, but even conspirators have to buy their furniture somewhere.

Well, the IKEA UK website says, I quote, "IKEA is closely monitoring the situation in Japan after the earthquake, tsunami and nuclear incidents and taking action accordingly".

The llluminati must be running IKEA hence this obvious statement of IKEA's importance with regard to such events.

TraneWreck · 5th May 2011, 10:06 AM

Yeah, that's where we have to shop, it kind of sucks.

WHy do you think we're trying to enslave the American populace through Chem-trails and flouride in the water? We need slave labor to build furniture so we can save ourselves from the particle board menace of IKEA.

The only reason we haven't gone after IKEA directly is because of the quality of the meatballs they despense at their outlets.

ApolloGnomon · 5th May 2011, 10:10 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CacaC88wyVg

IKEA carts: clearly based on HAARP technology

timhau · 5th May 2011, 12:13 PM

The title of this thread is pure win.

excaza · 5th May 2011, 12:14 PM

They're injecting mind control drugs into the meatballs.

abaddon · 5th May 2011, 12:43 PM

Originally Posted by timhau

The title of this thread is pure win.

Gotta admit it tickled my sense of humour. Genius

Alferd_Packer · 5th May 2011, 01:36 PM

Like so many others, I have become a slave to the Ikea nesting instinct.

KoihimeNakamura · 5th May 2011, 02:06 PM

.. you know you're supposed to be silent? No more meatballs for any of you.

Especially you, Agent 352.

Myron Proudfoot · 5th May 2011, 02:29 PM

that explains those funky little wrenches, and why everything at Ikea has code names!

KoihimeNakamura · 5th May 2011, 02:49 PM

*static* Somerset, add Myron Proudfoot to the red list.

(More seriously: Man those wrenches are annoying.)

abaddon · 5th May 2011, 03:11 PM

Originally Posted by KoihimeNakamura

.. you know you're supposed to be silent? No more meatballs for any of you.

Especially you, Agent 352.

No more sucking on the FSM? (bless his noodly apendage)

ArmillarySphere · 5th May 2011, 03:45 PM

I for one welcome our Scandinavian overlords.

dropzone · 5th May 2011, 05:04 PM

Originally Posted by Grassy Knowlington

Well, the IKEA UK website says, I quote, "IKEA is closely monitoring the situation in Japan after the earthquake, tsunami and nuclear incidents and taking action accordingly".

So they will be making their products out of a material more likely to survive an earthquake than MDF and oddball fasteners?

5th May 2011, 08:10 AM	#1
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timhau NWO Litter Technician Join Date: May 2004 Location: East of Sweeden Posts: 9,694	The title of this thread is pure win.
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5th May 2011, 12:43 PM	#7
abaddon Illuminator Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 3,586	Originally Posted by timhau The title of this thread is pure win. Gotta admit it tickled my sense of humour. Genius
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5th May 2011, 09:38 AM	#2
Grassy Knowlington Muse Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: HAARP Command & Control Posts: 510	Originally Posted by TjW I hadn't thought of this until recently, but even conspirators have to buy their furniture somewhere. Well, the IKEA UK website says, I quote, "IKEA is closely monitoring the situation in Japan after the earthquake, tsunami and nuclear incidents and taking action accordingly". The llluminati must be running IKEA hence this obvious statement of IKEA's importance with regard to such events.

5th May 2011, 10:06 AM	#3
TraneWreck Philosopher Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Chicago Posts: 6,414	Yeah, that's where we have to shop, it kind of sucks. WHy do you think we're trying to enslave the American populace through Chem-trails and flouride in the water? We need slave labor to build furniture so we can save ourselves from the particle board menace of IKEA. The only reason we haven't gone after IKEA directly is because of the quality of the meatballs they despense at their outlets.

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Alferd_Packer Philosopher Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 7,222	Like so many others, I have become a slave to the Ikea nesting instinct.
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KoihimeNakamura Creativity Murderer Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Graham, WA Posts: 6,868	.. you know you're supposed to be silent? No more meatballs for any of you. Especially you, Agent 352.
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Myron Proudfoot Muse Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington DC area. Posts: 958	that explains those funky little wrenches, and why everything at Ikea has code names!
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KoihimeNakamura Creativity Murderer Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Graham, WA Posts: 6,868	static Somerset, add Myron Proudfoot to the red list. (More seriously: Man those wrenches are annoying.)
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5th May 2011, 03:11 PM	#12
abaddon Illuminator Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 3,586	Originally Posted by KoihimeNakamura .. you know you're supposed to be silent? No more meatballs for any of you. Especially you, Agent 352. No more sucking on the FSM? (bless his noodly apendage)
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ArmillarySphere Muse Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: London Posts: 713	I for one welcome our Scandinavian overlords.

5th May 2011, 05:04 PM	#14
dropzone Graduate Poster Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 1,666	Originally Posted by Grassy Knowlington Well, the IKEA UK website says, I quote, "IKEA is closely monitoring the situation in Japan after the earthquake, tsunami and nuclear incidents and taking action accordingly". So they will be making their products out of a material more likely to survive an earthquake than MDF and oddball fasteners?