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Old 18th May 2011, 08:32 PM   #121
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Originally Posted by wollclark View Post
I wish I could laugh at that.

I hope you're not still worrying about this. Nothing is going to happen on Saturday. It's just a bunch of religious kooks who are going to be quite disappointed and confused when they wake up Sunday morning in their beds rather than in heaven.
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Old 18th May 2011, 09:47 PM   #122
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Originally Posted by AdMan View Post
I hope you're not still worrying about this. Nothing is going to happen on Saturday. It's just a bunch of religious kooks who are going to be quite disappointed and confused when they wake up Sunday morning in their beds rather than in heaven.
I wish I had the rationality to accept that, but I don't. I'm not sure what the fear stems from, it could have been an article I read in the Weekly World News when I was younger.

I don't remember believing much from that magazine, despite being a kid, except for an article which said that the sun was to explode in six years. It wasn't the usual badly photo-shopped story you'd see in that publication like "Bigfoot Marries Elvis: Shocking Photos Inside!". It was simply a black and white picture of the sun, and alarming heading text.

I know it's stupid, but I spent months worrying about that and eventually forgot about it; I'm pretty sure it's been six years by now.
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Old 18th May 2011, 10:03 PM   #123
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Paul Bethke, have a look at post # 115.

Please explain your comments:

"Future events were sealed even from Christ at least the time of the end."

And then:

"And Jesus Christ is God."


Thanks!
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Old 19th May 2011, 01:59 AM   #124
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Originally Posted by IMST View Post
The image below is not my bible, but just a page I grabbed at random from the internet. No where in my bible, nor any bible I've ever seen, other than in commentary, does it use the format you describe, e.g. 20:11. It numbers the chapter then the individual verses separately.
http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting...442a840a47.jpg
By "Chapter:Verse" I meant the commonplace editions of the Bible where each book is divided into chapters and each chapter into verses. The customary quoting from the Bible is

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BookName Chapter:Verse

Example...

No offense, but I don't feel like answering any of your additional questions asked to explain the above.
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Old 19th May 2011, 02:18 AM   #125
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LOL
Yep. It's incredible but the atheists genuinly believe that Camping put all his faith into his prediction, and he is ready to experience a wonderful case of divine lifting on Saturday. I bet that the atheists are the only group whose members believe that Camping is dead serious about his prediction. It's a PR ploy, but a strange one, coz the Rapture scenario will not materialize and that should negatively affect the Camping's ministry. So it appears that Camping sees some PR gain in it nevertheless. But which one?

So someone thinks along these lines and gets curious about the reasons...

"Who you gonna call?"

"A-theists!"

Yeah right. LOL.
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Old 19th May 2011, 03:20 AM   #126
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Originally Posted by epix View Post
Yep. It's incredible but the atheists genuinly believe that Camping put all his faith into his prediction, and he is ready to experience a wonderful case of divine lifting on Saturday. I bet that the atheists are the only group whose members believe that Camping is dead serious about his prediction. It's a PR ploy, but a strange one, coz the Rapture scenario will not materialize and that should negatively affect the Camping's ministry. So it appears that Camping sees some PR gain in it nevertheless. But which one?

So someone thinks along these lines and gets curious about the reasons...

"Who you gonna call?"

"A-theists!"

Yeah right. LOL.
Too bad Camping never used the toungue-in-cheek emoticon in his texts, or else we could have figured it out much more easily.

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Old 19th May 2011, 04:47 AM   #127
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Originally Posted by Elypsis44 View Post
Interesting.

There's more, way more.
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Old 19th May 2011, 06:56 AM   #128
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Originally Posted by edge View Post
There's more, way more.

Do tell.

Explain how Jesus/God kept information from Himself.

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Old 19th May 2011, 07:19 AM   #129
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Originally Posted by epix View Post
Yep. It's incredible but the atheists genuinly believe that Camping put all his faith into his prediction, and he is ready to experience a wonderful case of divine lifting on Saturday. I bet that the atheists are the only group whose members believe that Camping is dead serious about his prediction. It's a PR ploy, but a strange one, coz the Rapture scenario will not materialize and that should negatively affect the Camping's ministry. So it appears that Camping sees some PR gain in it nevertheless. But which one?

So someone thinks along these lines and gets curious about the reasons...

"Who you gonna call?"

"A-theists!"

Yeah right. LOL.
Are you invoking Poe's Law?
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Old 19th May 2011, 07:30 AM   #130
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Originally Posted by epix View Post
By "Chapter:Verse" I meant the commonplace editions of the Bible where each book is divided into chapters and each chapter into verses. The customary quoting from the Bible is

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BookName Chapter:Verse

Example...

No offense, but I don't feel like answering any of your additional questions asked to explain the above.
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Old 19th May 2011, 07:41 AM   #131
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Originally Posted by wollclark View Post
I wish I had the rationality to accept that, but I don't. I'm not sure what the fear stems from, it could have been an article I read in the Weekly World News when I was younger.
haha I did that same thing when i was young and I was plagued with irrational fears for a long time, and I know that hearing people say it will be fine, doesn't mean it will calm your fears. However, these forums are for discussion and not to really meant to alleviate peoples fears, so maybe I can help you out by laying out something that breaks things down a bit.

1. Harold Camping came up with this theory by using Numerology which is considered on the same level as magic by most christian organizations and more important is not scientifically proven..

2. The numbers Camping used are numbers he pulled out of no where from what I can tell. Kinda like making up your own word and throwing it into everyday conversation..Only you know what it means and everyone else just stares at you.

3. He is under the assumption that Jesus died in 33 A.D. but unless he lived during that time, he wouldn't know. No one knows the exact date of Jesus death, some say it took place anywhere from 27 A.D. up to 34 A.D. which could only mean when Camping finds out he is wrong, he will just site Mark 6:14 "King Herod heard about this, for Jesus’ name had become well known. Some were saying, “John the Baptist has been raised from the dead, and that is why miraculous powers are at work in him.” which pretty much makes the assumption that John was executed while Jesus was still alive.

4. Also, The same calender system (Julian Calendar) wasn't used during the time of Jesus crucifixion that is being used today (Gregorian calendar). So unless he accounted for those numbers as well, then I doubt he is in the same ballpark.

5. Then of course let's not forget all those passages claiming we won't know and stuff like that. I seriously doubt this is one of those times when you are suppose to read beyond the beyond and see some sorta secret passage that tells you the truth. Unless of course this is really just the plot for National Treasure 3 or something.

All in all man you don't have anything to worry about this weekend. Just live your life the best you can and don't sweat this sorta stuff because it will drive you insane...

However, Raptors are very real and you should be scared of them!
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Old 19th May 2011, 08:01 AM   #132
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What I would like to know... and I know it's mostly wishful thinking... is if there would be any way to bring these bastards to account for the damage they do to people who believe their crap.

If you can cast your minds back to the start up of the LHC supercollider, the news whipped up stories of doomsday spun by Walter Wagner and thousands of people freaked out. Some girl in India committed suicide in fear of the world ending.

Now... I also know that selling bs is a time honored tradition in religious circles, but I wish there was some way to bring people to justice who claim, as Harold Camping does, that they have definite knowledge of something and thus destroy lives. Certainly people do need to take responsibility for their own beliefs and decisions, but have we not made laws that make it illegal to advertise products with lies? Shouldn't the same apply here?

Or do I have to go beat them up myself?

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Old 19th May 2011, 08:20 AM   #133
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Hey Rob...Did you use to frequent some LHC forums? I feel like I remember that name in the fight to debunk some of the nonsense back a couple of years ago.
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Old 19th May 2011, 08:45 AM   #134
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My predictions aboot the aftermath of the rapture nonsense.
A dozen or more families will have been ruined finically.
A hand full of suicides.
At least one murder/suicide of an entire family (Texas or Fla)
Camping will disappear for a week or so till the ruckus blows over
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Old 19th May 2011, 08:49 AM   #135
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Hey Rob...Did you use to frequent some LHC forums? I feel like I remember that name in the fight to debunk some of the nonsense back a couple of years ago.
Yeah... sadly that was me. Fun times.
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Old 19th May 2011, 08:55 AM   #136
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Yeah... sadly that was me. Fun times.
HAHA...Yeah I remember now that you were against it at first, but then after a bit of discussion you came around and then helped us fight the good fight, but if I remember that one forum (it's name escapes me now) was overrun with nutbars and I finally just quit.

But I do agree that there has to be a line drawn somewhere because as you pointed out I do remember when that girl killed herself because the fear mongering just became too much.

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1. Harold Camping came up with this theory by using Numerology which is considered on the same level as magic by most christian organizations and more important is not scientifically proven..
He takes a few bible phrases and pieces them together to come up with the date.
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Thus Holy God is showing us by the words of 2 Peter 3:8 that He wants us to know that exactly 7,000 years after He destroyed the world with water in Noah’s day, He plans to destroy the entire world forever. Because the year 2011 A.D. is exactly 7,000 years after 4990 B.C. when the flood began, the Bible has given us absolute proof that the year 2011 is the end of the world during the Day of Judgment, which will come on the last day of the Day of Judgment.
http://www.familyradio.com/graphical.../judgment.html

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4. Also, The same calender system (Julian Calendar) wasn't used during the time of Jesus crucifixion that is being used today (Gregorian calendar). So unless he accounted for those numbers as well, then I doubt he is in the same ballpark.
Actually, he is converting:
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Amazingly, May 21, 2011 is the 17th day of the 2nd month of the Biblical calendar of our day. Remember, the flood waters also began on the 17th day of the 2nd month, in the year 4990 B.C.
http://www.familyradio.com/graphical.../judgment.html

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5. Then of course let's not forget all those passages claiming we won't know and stuff like that.
He addresses that as well (but I haven't read it).
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Camping's group has been taking out full page ads in USA Today leading up to this (I am on the road this week and the hotel puts that paper in every room). Reading the ad, it sounds like he is leaving himself some wiggle room. According to the ad, the world only starts to end this weekend (earthquakes and stuff). It doesn't finish ending until Oct. 21st, but no year is indicated

Heh.
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According to the ad, the world only starts to end this weekend (earthquakes and stuff). It doesn't finish ending until Oct. 21st, but no year is indicated
My understanding is the Rapture is Saturday where 2 million or so faithful will be taken up. Those of us Left Behind (tm) will deal with a crumbling world for the next 6 months until it finally is destroyed.


http://www.familyradio.com/facts/
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What will take place on May 21?
On May 21, 2011 two events will occur. These events could not be more opposite in nature, the one more wonderful than can be imagined; the other more horrific than can be imagined.
A great earthquake will occur the Bible describes it as "such as was not since men were upon the earth, so mighty an earthquake, and so great." This earthquake will be so powerful it will throw open all graves.The remains of the all the believers who have ever lived will be instantly transformed into glorified spiritual bodies to be forever with God.


On the other hand the bodies of all unsaved people will be thrown out upon the ground to be shamed.
The inhabitants who survive this terrible earthquake will exist in a world of horror and chaos beyond description. Each day people will die until October 21, 2011when God will completely destroy this earth and its surviving inhabitants.

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My understanding is the Rapture is Saturday where 2 million or so faithful will be taken up. Those of us Left Behind (tm) will deal with a crumbling world for the next 6 months until it finally is destroyed.


http://www.familyradio.com/facts/

Yup, that's Camping's story. It's 200 million who will be raptured, though (from all of human history, so watch out for flying zombies).
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So... if Camping is still here on the 22nd...
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that big Rapture-ready forum is saying Camping is a False Prophet (tm):

http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?1580...cy-Day-Camping

Man, those comments are SAD!

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I find it hard anymore to believe much that I hear other than what I read in the Bible. I enjoy listening to what I 'believe' to be God loving Christians but it is so difficult now to be sure you are not listening to apostasy that it really makes it scary to listen to anyone! I know of a handful that I trust & I'm sure there are many others I could trust, but until I can prove them to be of the Truth, I just won't listen. I am saddened at the inability to trust many people anymore!
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The Rapture could happen today, and that is my dearest hope.
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I found it humorous that one poster felt the need to "witness" to some of Camping's acolytes as she drove by them, and was tsking at their false prophecy.
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Yup, that's Camping's story. It's 200 million who will be raptured, though (from all of human history, so watch out for flying zombies).
You're correct about the number, but my read is that is 200 million from those who are currently alive.

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We learn from the Bible that Holy God plans to rescue about 200 million people (that is about 3% of today’s population). On the first day of the Day of Judgment (May 21, 2011) they will be caught up (raptured) into Heaven because God had great mercy for them. This is why we can be so thankful that God has given us advance notice of Judgment Day. Because God is so merciful, maybe He will have mercy on you.
http://www.familyradio.com/graphical.../judgment.html
I haven't found where this number comes from ("We learn from the bible..."). Book, chapter & verse would be nice.
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Taking your ball and running home after I called you out on your silly little claim that the format comes from the Bible. Got it.
Here is a little corollary that involves a critique of Camping's claim:
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"In Acts 1:7, Jesus said, 'It is not for you to know times or seasons that the Father has fixed by his own authority.' He said in Matthew 24:36, Christ taught similarly: 'But concerning that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father only.'
In order to "reinforce" his decision, God carefully placed his message in the books of Acts and Mathew, so there would be no reference to time at all. Yeah, right.

Now look once: Acts Matthew

I guess the hoopla we are not supposed to decode will take place in the AM hours of the day, ain't that so?

Look twice: If the union of the initials of the name of both books returns time-related letters AM, the Heavenly Joker wouldn't stop here. Look at the chapter and the verse of Acts mentioned and think time: Acts 1:7

Isn't it so that 1 week = 7 days?

Look thrice: If the initials A and M form a time-related unity AM, then the Matthew quote must continue to spit out another time data as units of time.

Matthew 24:36 = ?

Well, if 24 hours = 1 day, then 36 hours = 1 day and a half. And here is the intended puzzle: Does 36 hours = AM,PM,AM or does 36 hours = PM,AM,PM? (The puzzle relies on substituting AM,PM,AM or the other option with Criminal, Jesus, Criminal -- the crucifixion set.)

The point is the Bible readers genuinely don't believe that God is a realistic entity, like members of some ET civilization who are some 500 million years ahead of us in the evolutionary development, for example, otherwise they wouldn't turn him into a basket case judging by the way they interpret the Bible. They just believe that some three-thousand-year-old concept of God is a real deal.
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You're correct about the number, but my read is that is 200 million from those who are currently alive.

http://www.familyradio.com/graphical.../judgment.html
I haven't found where this number comes from ("We learn from the bible..."). Book, chapter & verse would be nice.

I think there will be floating zombies too...

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The Elect: 200 Million People

Curiously, God in His wisdom gives us the number of people whom He has elected to become saved.

We can be quite certain that the total accurate number of people that God plans to save is 200 million people. This includes every person who will be raptured on May 21, 2011. On that awesome day, the body of every true believer who has lived and subsequently died will be raised from the dead and caught up to be with Christ. At the same moment, every living true believer will be given his eternal resurrected body and caught up as a whole personality into heaven
http://www.familyradio.com/graphical...y/glory_6.html (near the middle of the page.)

I don't see his explanation for why he's so certain about that number either.
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Originally Posted by CynicalSkeptic View Post
He takes a few bible phrases and pieces them together to come up with the date. http://www.familyradio.com/graphical.../judgment.html
True, but the magic number wasn't brought on by those phrases so to speak. He had to do some off the wall calculations and pull certain figures..Mainly around that number 7 from what I can tell.

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Fair enough...Even though if I remember correctly, alot of the dates he is using are mentioned no where in the bible itself.

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He addresses that as well (but I haven't read it).
Don't bother..I read some of it and it seems to be alot of talk backed up with more confusing talk.

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Here is a little corollary that involves a critique of Camping's claim:


In order to "reinforce" his decision, God carefully placed his message in the books of Acts and Mathew, so there would be no reference to time at all. Yeah, right.

Now look once: Acts Matthew

I guess the hoopla we are not supposed to decode will take place in the AM hours of the day, ain't that so?

Look twice: If the union of the initials of the name of both books returns time-related letters AM, the Heavenly Joker wouldn't stop here. Look at the chapter and the verse of Acts mentioned and think time: Acts 1:7

Isn't it so that 1 week = 7 days?

Look thrice: If the initials A and M form a time-related unity AM, then the Matthew quote must continue to spit out another time data as units of time.

Matthew 24:36 = ?

Well, if 24 hours = 1 day, then 36 hours = 1 day and a half. And here is the intended puzzle: Does 36 hours = AM,PM,AM or does 36 hours = PM,AM,PM? (The puzzle relies on substituting AM,PM,AM or the other option with Criminal, Jesus, Criminal -- the crucifixion set.)

The point is the Bible readers genuinely don't believe that God is a realistic entity, like members of some ET civilization who are some 500 million years ahead of us in the evolutionary development, for example, otherwise they wouldn't turn him into a basket case judging by the way they interpret the Bible. They just believe that some three-thousand-year-old concept of God is a real deal.
And then you flip the calculator upside down, and it says BOOBS.
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True, but the magic number wasn't brought on by those phrases so to speak. He had to do some off the wall calculations and pull certain figures..Mainly around that number 7 from what I can tell.
Yeah, something about God giving Noah 7 days warning (Gen 7:10 "And after the seven days the floodwaters came on the earth."), and the passage where a Day is as 1000 years, so the 7 day warning is like a metaphor for a 7000 year warning.

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Fair enough...Even though if I remember correctly, alot of the dates he is using are mentioned no where in the bible itself.
True, we don't know how he calculated the year of the flood, but his date comes from Gen 7:11
"In the six hundredth year of Noah’s life, on the seventeenth day of the second month"
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Yeah, something about God giving Noah 7 days warning (Gen 7:10 "And after the seven days the floodwaters came on the earth."), and the passage where a Day is as 1000 years, so the 7 day warning is like a metaphor for a 7000 year warning.
HAHA...So they hold us to a 1 day = 1000 years standard, but not Noah and his straight up 7 earth days? Man that sucks..Giving us all this time to prepare only to figure it all out at the last minute!

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True, we don't know how he calculated the year of the flood, but his date comes from Gen 7:11
"In the six hundredth year of Noah’s life, on the seventeenth day of the second month"
See....That's the problem right there. If Camping was 600 years old we would probably be more inclined to at least hear him out. He just needs to wait a bit longer then try again!
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Old 19th May 2011, 11:15 AM   #150
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Giving us all this time to prepare only to figure it all out at the last minute!
Well Camping figured it out at least a year and a half ago.


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He just needs to wait a bit longer then try again!
I'm reasonably sure he he will.
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Originally Posted by CynicalSkeptic View Post
You're correct about the number, but my read is that is 200 million from those who are currently alive.

http://www.familyradio.com/graphical.../judgment.html
I haven't found where this number comes from ("We learn from the bible..."). Book, chapter & verse would be nice.
Seeing as how there probably weren't 200 million people on the earth (let alone in the world known to the bible writers) when the bible was written, I very much doubt that number appears anywhere in the Bible. I believe it comes from Chapter A55 of the Book of Harold Camping.
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True, but the magic number wasn't brought on by those phrases so to speak. He had to do some off the wall calculations and pull certain figures..Mainly around that number 7 from what I can tell.
Ahh.. This article explains it.

The date of the crucifixion is itself somewhat uncertain, but Camping takes it to be April 1 in 33 AD. Come May 21, 2011, Camping says, 722,500 days will have elapsed since that occurrence. And 722,500 is (5 x 10 x 17) x (5 x 10 x 17). Those numbers are important, according to Camping, because 5 symbolizes atonement, 10 represents completeness, and 17 is for heaven.

I missed all that nonsense, and just found the part about 7000 years since Noah's Flood and 7 days and a day is as 1000 years.
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Matthew 24:36
...has nothing to do with time, or with dates. As has already been pointed out to you, those are the notations for chapter and verse. Constantly trying to twist them into a code for time makes no sense at all.
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Originally Posted by slingblade View Post
...has nothing to do with time, or with dates. As has already been pointed out to you, those are the notations for chapter and verse.
Oh, really? LOL.
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Constantly trying to twist them into a code for time makes no sense at all.
I don't do it "constantly," coz orthodox theists and the atheists that form the anti-religious branch are a very close-minded audience that is guided by their irreversible dogma respectively. Also, they have a great deal of difficulty to associate symbols; they never notice anything, and so it's virtually impossible to break their stereotypes. I wanted to do the Rapture test, but I have enough evidence now to know that the atheists would flunk it. According to the atheists, AM doesn't relate to time nor does 1 and 7. I think we may experience devolution pretty soon and climb back the trees. LOL.
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I'm beginning to think that Epix is a Poe. If so, well played, sir.
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I'm beginning to think that Epix is a Poe. If so, well played, sir.
I sure hope so, or else I think I should rethink why I like his responses.

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I sure hope so, or else I think I should rethink why I like his responses.

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Finally Rapture showed up on the MSN page that rerouted one of the favorite news topic of this week to MSNBC Cosmic Log.
http://cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com/rapture/?GT1=43001

Apparently the end of the world sells and Camping knows it.
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The real question is: Why has there been so much buzz over Saturday's scheduled Rapture?

"Obviously, what could be a bigger news story than the end of the world?" University of York historian Nicholas Guyatt, author of the book "Have a Nice Doomsday," told me. "It's absurd to think the world is going to end on Saturday, but even if there's an infinitesimally small chance that it's true, we should be interested."
The White House was secretly hoping that the most of the Christians would take the prediction seriously and sell everything they have, which would boost the limping economy. A rumor has it that there has been a long telephone conversation between the Fed Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke and Harold Camping.

Too bad that the atheists never draw such an interest from the media. But that can be remedied: First, get an idea... well, that's the problem. LOL.
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I almost forgot my reason for NOT wanting the rapture to take place (even if there were no adverse effects):

May 25th is Towel Day. I'd commit an eternal sin to stay here to celebrate...

Wait, maybe I already have, so I may be in the clear.

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So, epix? If this guy talks rapture and knowingly lies about it, it's ok? Bearing false witness is OK if you do it for god points, I guess.
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