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Penultimate Amazing
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Twin Cities, Canada
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Supreme Court Upholds "Under God" in Pledge
In a unanimous decision, the United States Supreme Court ruled early today that it is constitutionally permissible to include the words "under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance and that local school districts may compel students to utter those words, even if the students have parents who are atheists.
The Court's decision was splintered, however, with a majority of the eight Justices unable to agree on a rationale. A plurality formed by Justices Rehnquist, O'Connor and Kennedy based their opinion on largely historical grounds.
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Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it. Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I am very sorry. I wish it were otherwise. -- The Day The Earth Stood Still, screenplay by Edmund H. North "Don't you get me wrong. I only want to know." -- Judas in Jesus Christ Superstar, lyrics by Tim Rice |
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Alumbrado
Join Date: Jan 2004
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Hmmm... let me save this along with the journalistic claims of the massacre at Jenin, the landslide victory by Al Gore in the 2000 election, the conviction of OJ for murder, and the crushing defeat of American forces at the hands of Saddam's Republican Guard.
When I get enough of them, I'll have them bound, and put them up on my bookshelf next to 'Innocent Until Proven Guilty: The Chinese Criminal Justice System' 'Snakes of Ireland' and 'The FBI's Successful Cases'. Paul |
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You missed the best part of the Thomas/Souter opinion:
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Join Date: Sep 2002
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I take it that the rest of the Pledge is not in dispute, atheist or believer notwithstanding. So can I suggest that if atheists do not like those words in the pledge, then simply do not say them whenever you are reciting it. Eventually there will be enough people leaving a second or two pause in the recitation that will make a point without offending the noisy few.
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NWO Master Conspirator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Albany Park, Chicago
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Finally the children of America will be free to teach the light, the way to eternal salvation through the lord Jesus Christ in public schools.
This is a truly great and groundbreaking opinion that is long overdue. |
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Philosopher
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: The ol' Same place
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Brown, you scamp!
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Philosopher
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Chicago, Chicago... it's a toddling town.
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When they arrest somebody for it, be sure to let me know.
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You claimed that a turd is a turd. I clearly demonstrated that some turds are gold. You're wrong, Jocko. KOA proving me "wrong." |
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Bitter Whiner
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Like the Supreme Court would -ever- manage to put out a decision in less than 3 months.
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Penultimate Amazing
Join Date: Aug 2001
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Justice Scalia did not participate in this decision, as he had recently gone duck hunting with Dr. Newdow and did not think that it would be appropriate to hear a case involving a hunting companion who shared his duck blind and his beer. Justice Scalia did, however, offer the following remarks to a reporter:
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Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it. Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I am very sorry. I wish it were otherwise. -- The Day The Earth Stood Still, screenplay by Edmund H. North "Don't you get me wrong. I only want to know." -- Judas in Jesus Christ Superstar, lyrics by Tim Rice |
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Leader of the Draconis Combine
Join Date: Mar 2003
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This is a sad day for everyone that is for the Separation of Church and State.
I am still wondering why the justices are pandering so much to the religious right. |
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Leader of the Draconis Combine
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hardy har har. Note to self: Don't take anything seriously on April 1st or the day before ever again... |
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You claimed that a turd is a turd. I clearly demonstrated that some turds are gold. You're wrong, Jocko. KOA proving me "wrong." |
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: USA
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Re: Supreme Court Upholds "Under God" in Pledge
Jesus, Brown, don't do that to me. It's still the 31st here!
Jeremy |
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Penultimate Amazing
Join Date: Dec 2001
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If I see somebody with a gun on a plane? I'll kill him. |
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Yeah, I heard that April Fools Day was an atheist holiday now.
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Join Date: Sep 2002
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I N..E..A..R..L..Y fell for it!
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Did you spill my pint?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Scotland
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I have to admit I got as far as "God exists whether Newdow believes it or not" before the alarm bells went off.
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Illuminator
Join Date: Jan 2002
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Brilliant! Can I forward it to some people? What kind of credit should I give?
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Ursus arctos middendorffi
Join Date: Aug 2001
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A-hole!!!
![]() I almost loaded every weapon in the house waiting for the call of revolution! Jerk! ![]() . . good one!
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"The path you take is not as important as the way you travel it. Science and logic are man's best tools when walking the path of truth because, unlike religion, science and logic have no stake in the destination." c0rbin: "All those waging fingers from the sideline might mean something if the hands behind them did more than moralize." They say the meek shall inherit the Earth. They're wrong. The resilient and versatile will... |
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Illuminator
Join Date: May 2002
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My jaw was dropping as I read this. I was amazed a decision had come out so soon but horrified by the result.
I went all the way to where Suddenly started talking about criminilizing those who don't say, "Under God" and then I woke up. Well done. You got me. Lurker |
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Graduate Poster
Join Date: Jul 2001
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well
Been some good pranks going on it seems. Howard Stern had a phony anouncement read by his general manager saying the show had been taken off of the air, and a phony show done in it's place for over an hour. A lot of people were taken in with that one. |
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So many cults, not enough comets. A child of 5 could understand this! Quick, someone fetch a child of 5! "Scientology is evil; its techniques are evil; its practice is a serious threat to the community, medically, morally, and socially; and its adherents are sadly deluded and often mentally ill... (Scientology is) the world's largest organization of unqualified persons engaged in the practice of dangerous techniques which masquerade as mental therapy." Justice Anderson, Supreme Court of Victoria, Australia |
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Penultimate Amazing
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Twin Cities, Canada
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Just in case anyone took this story seriously, you should know that it's a fake.
The Supreme Court typically takes months after oral argument to hand down a decision in a case. Because this case was argued just a few days ago, a decision on the merits handed down so quickly would be a real shocker. We can look for an actual decision in June. My goal was to start the story in a plausible fashion, then pile on the absurdities. I was pretty sure that anybody who read "The First Amendment is unconstitutional" would realize that I was kidding. (The First Amendment is part of the Constitution, of course, and therefore cannot be unconstitutional.) But just in case, I included a link to an information site about April Fool jokes. Some of the post was somewhat serious. For example, it seems to me to be a reasonable possibility that, if "under God" is allowed to remain, it might be permissible to urge school kids to sing "God Bless America" (and I wouldn't put it past some people to put pressure on public schools to do just that). It also can happen that the Supreme Court agrees on a decision but a majority of the Court cannot agree on a rationale. In that case, the Court announces its "judgment of the Court," and the lawyers are left to puzzle over what precedents have been set. (When a majority of the Court agrees on a rationale, the Court announces its "opinion of the Court"). If this little fake story caused anyone to have a conniption or lose bowel control, then all I can say is, "April fool, ha, ha, got you!" |
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Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it. Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I am very sorry. I wish it were otherwise. -- The Day The Earth Stood Still, screenplay by Edmund H. North "Don't you get me wrong. I only want to know." -- Judas in Jesus Christ Superstar, lyrics by Tim Rice |
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Illuminator
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: USA
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Similarly, could a Constitutional amendment be held to be "unconstitutionally vague?" Jeremy |
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Penultimate Amazing
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Twin Cities, Canada
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In theory, what's in the Constitution is the law of the land. The Court has determined that it has the power to hold statutes unconstitutional, but it can't declare the Constitution unconstitutional. If there is a conflict between Constitutional provisions, there are a lot of ways the Court could resolve it. For example, the Court might look to the rationales for the respective provisions, or give the more specific provision force over the general provision, or treat one provision as an exception to the other. To illustrate: Some people have been talking about an amendment to prohibit flag burning. Now, that amendment is not a very good idea for a lot of reasons, but suppose it got adopted. The Court might say that First Amendment rights are all still valid, just like they were before, except in the isolated case of flag desecration. But the Court could not strike down the flag burning amendment as unconstitutional. |
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Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it. Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I am very sorry. I wish it were otherwise. -- The Day The Earth Stood Still, screenplay by Edmund H. North "Don't you get me wrong. I only want to know." -- Judas in Jesus Christ Superstar, lyrics by Tim Rice |
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