are you realitivity reality

pillory · 7th March 2003, 09:23 AM

i need answers. only two beers left

7th March 2003, 09:28 AM

If you have a Brita, I suggest pouring those beers into it, and then drinking 'em.

pillory · 7th March 2003, 10:15 AM

i meant are you really really real.
that's just what i wondering
regadless franco,who has proved he has no free will

gentlehorse · 7th March 2003, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pillory
i meant are you really really real.
that's just what i wondering
regadless franco,who has proved he has no free will

As Franko might say:

You're really, really real. I'm not so sure about me.

luvtinayothers · 7th March 2003, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Estimated Prophet
If you have a Brita, I suggest pouring those beers into it, and then drinking 'em.

What does the Brita do?

arcticpenguin · 7th March 2003, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by luvtinayothers

What does the Brita do?

It's a water filter in a pitcher format.

luvtinayothers · 7th March 2003, 03:08 PM

Yes, I've got one. But what does it do for beer?

7th March 2003, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by luvtinayothers
Yes, I've got one. But what does it do for beer?

Well, if I understand TLOP (The Laws Of Pillory) correctly, you will free will at will on your goddess.

luvtinayothers · 10th March 2003, 12:09 PM

Tonight I'm going home and pouring a cool, refreshing can of
Steel Reserve High Gravity Lager into my Brita filter and I will
consume the filtered beer and report back tomorrow.

Skeptical Greg · 10th March 2003, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by luvtinayothers
Tonight I'm going home and pouring a cool, refreshing can of
Steel Reserve High Gravity Lager into my Brita filter and I will
consume the filtered beer and report back tomorrow.

I think if you Brita your beer, and remove the impurities, it will no longer be Beer.. Breer ? Maybe?

On the other hand, if you do it with Coors or Budweiser or something similar, it probably won't make any difference..

Wait, I got it !!! That's how they make Coors and Budweiser..

c4ts · 10th March 2003, 04:41 PM

What you say!!

Julia · 11th March 2003, 06:11 PM

Pillory. I wish I knew. Often I don't feel real. Sometimes it's
almost like being someone else watching me.
I hope I understood your question correctly.

c4ts · 11th March 2003, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Diogenes

I think if you Brita your beer, and remove the impurities, it will no longer be Beer.. Breer ? Maybe?

On the other hand, if you do it with Coors or Budweiser or something similar, it probably won't make any difference..

Wait, I got it !!! That's how they make Coors and Budweiser..

For that smooth taste that won't fill you up and never lets you down, and now I know why!

The Central Scrutinizer · 11th March 2003, 09:03 PM

I voted for #1, even though I have no idea what I was voting for. Sort of like a US election!!!

neutrino_cannon · 11th March 2003, 10:30 PM

Relativity is only important int terms of chewing tobbaco, which makes NO difference at all to the orbit of planets, and that proves I'm right. This means there is logically a logical orbital dugong that floats about the sun, beyond the orbit of pluto. It's powerful superstring solipism controls our every movement, because relativity doesn't matter.

Oh yeah, and beer is a crime against the dugong, mr. moa will smite you.

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I can see why others find it funny, but it doesn't make me laugh.	1	2.04%
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7th March 2003, 09:23 AM	#1
pillory Illuminator Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 4,167	are you realitivity reality i need answers. only two beers left
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7th March 2003, 09:28 AM	#2
Guest Posts: n/a	If you have a Brita, I suggest pouring those beers into it, and then drinking 'em.
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7th March 2003, 10:15 AM	#3
pillory Illuminator Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 4,167	i meant are you really really real. that's just what i wondering regadless franco,who has proved he has no free will
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7th March 2003, 02:05 PM	#4
gentlehorse generally confused Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 2,131	Quote: Originally posted by pillory i meant are you really really real. that's just what i wondering regadless franco,who has proved he has no free will As Franko might say: You're really, really real. I'm not so sure about me.
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7th March 2003, 02:20 PM	#5
luvtinayothers Critical Thinker Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: asas Posts: 339	Quote: Originally posted by Estimated Prophet If you have a Brita, I suggest pouring those beers into it, and then drinking 'em. What does the Brita do?
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7th March 2003, 02:57 PM	#6
arcticpenguin woo ban clan Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,717	Quote: Originally posted by luvtinayothers What does the Brita do? It's a water filter in a pitcher format.
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7th March 2003, 03:08 PM	#7
luvtinayothers Critical Thinker Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: asas Posts: 339	Yes, I've got one. But what does it do for beer?
	__________________ In her quest to become one of the popular kids, Jennifer invites her trendy classmates to her thirteenth birthday party. When they become bored and begin grumbling at her "lame" party (which includes a traditional puppet show by her father), Jennifer takes drastic action. With Mallory's guidance, she becomes a "valley girl", who then deserts her own party.

7th March 2003, 04:28 PM	#8
Guest Posts: n/a	Quote: Originally posted by luvtinayothers Yes, I've got one. But what does it do for beer? Well, if I understand TLOP (The Laws Of Pillory) correctly, you will free will at will on your goddess.
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10th March 2003, 12:09 PM	#9
luvtinayothers Critical Thinker Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: asas Posts: 339	Tonight I'm going home and pouring a cool, refreshing can of Steel Reserve High Gravity Lager into my Brita filter and I will consume the filtered beer and report back tomorrow.
	__________________ In her quest to become one of the popular kids, Jennifer invites her trendy classmates to her thirteenth birthday party. When they become bored and begin grumbling at her "lame" party (which includes a traditional puppet show by her father), Jennifer takes drastic action. With Mallory's guidance, she becomes a "valley girl", who then deserts her own party.

10th March 2003, 01:45 PM	#10
Skeptical Greg Agave Wine Connoisseur Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Just past 'Resume Speed' Posts: 12,873	Quote: Originally posted by luvtinayothers Tonight I'm going home and pouring a cool, refreshing can of Steel Reserve High Gravity Lager into my Brita filter and I will consume the filtered beer and report back tomorrow. I think if you Brita your beer, and remove the impurities, it will no longer be Beer.. Breer ? Maybe? On the other hand, if you do it with Coors or Budweiser or something similar, it probably won't make any difference.. Wait, I got it !!! That's how they make Coors and Budweiser..
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10th March 2003, 04:41 PM	#11
c4ts Philosopher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Your base Posts: 8,427	Re: are you realitivity reality What you say!!
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11th March 2003, 06:11 PM	#12
Julia Muse Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 519	Pillory. I wish I knew. Often I don't feel real. Sometimes it's almost like being someone else watching me. I hope I understood your question correctly.
Julia Muse Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 519	__________________ Julia

11th March 2003, 06:36 PM	#13
c4ts Philosopher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Your base Posts: 8,427	Quote: Originally posted by Diogenes I think if you Brita your beer, and remove the impurities, it will no longer be Beer.. Breer ? Maybe? On the other hand, if you do it with Coors or Budweiser or something similar, it probably won't make any difference.. Wait, I got it !!! That's how they make Coors and Budweiser.. For that smooth taste that won't fill you up and never lets you down, and now I know why!
	__________________ Ha ha ha ha.... Stupid signature size limit.

11th March 2003, 09:03 PM	#14
The Central Scrutinizer Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: The White Zone Posts: 42,278	I voted for #1, even though I have no idea what I was voting for. Sort of like a US election!!!
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11th March 2003, 10:30 PM	#15
neutrino_cannon Master Poster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Seventh circle of limbo Posts: 2,574	Relativity is only important int terms of chewing tobbaco, which makes NO difference at all to the orbit of planets, and that proves I'm right. This means there is logically a logical orbital dugong that floats about the sun, beyond the orbit of pluto. It's powerful superstring solipism controls our every movement, because relativity doesn't matter. Oh yeah, and beer is a crime against the dugong, mr. moa will smite you.
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