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Camels Killed for Carbon Credits
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/6e633ac8-9...#axzz1OgF0HgAQ
The camel culling plan is one of the first to arise under the Australian government’s new “carbon farming initiative”, a scheme that lets farmers or investors claim carbon credits if they can show they have cut greenhouse gas emissions." - You Aussies are an inventive lot.
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In a warped way it kinda makes sense.
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I just hope Joe is going to be safe.
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Kev "Even if you've eliminated all the rational explanations you can think of, the first irrational one you think of isn't necessarily true." "The universe doesn't care what you think." |
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Do Camels really fart that much?
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And what is good, Phaedrus,and what is not good. Need we ask anyone to tell us these things? R. M. Pirsig. (Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance) Lose half your IQ....Ask me how. |
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Nice alliteration in the thread title.
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Religion and sex are powerplays. Manipulate the people for the money they pay. Selling skin, selling God The numbers look the same on their credit cards. |
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It would make more sense to find a way to convert camels into oil. They are already strongly associated geographically, so it can't be that difficult.
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So will the framers pay a carbon debit when Mama Camel delivers a new baby camel? Or will they be growing camel meat and also getting a carbon credit for the livestock they just harvested?
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Last time something like this was tried it didn't work out too well
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War |
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So, what do they do with the hump: have it for dinner? Buffalo hump is delicious, is camel hump likewise good eats?
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No it doesn't.
From here, a couple of years ago: Other: We need to cut CO2 gas emissions! Me: Why don't we end innumerate (in the mathematically illiterate sense) laws banning yard waste in non-biodegrading landfills? Put our yard mowing to work burying it? This is carbon sequestration. Other, upset his green issues are at cross purposes: Well, CO2 isn't an important one anyway... |
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"Great innovations should not be forced [by way of] slender majorities." - Thomas Jefferson The government should nationalize it! Socialized, single-payer video game development and sales now! More, cheaper, better games, right? Right? |
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Because they're an introduced pest and there's over a million of them running wild in the Outback.
ETA: And yes, Roos can fight back.
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WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN? - Death "Racism is a disease in society. We're all equal. I don't care what their colour is, or religion. Just as long as they're human beings they're my buddies." - Mandawuy Yunupingu, lead singer of Yothu Yindi |
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Hmmm. I think it's pretty clear what's happening here. The rabbits have learned to combine and transmogrify into other forms. 70 to 500 rabbits get together, merge, and become a camel. Then they race swiftly through the desert, neighing and tossing their long mane, and upon arriving at their destination they separate back into rabbits. Eventually they'll learn to combine into larger forms, and Australia will be threatened by elephants, polar bears, and ultimately, armored flying whales with laser teeth and poison breath. It's inevitable. The only hope is to find a way to disrupt the telepathic communication link between rabbits. Good luck!
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If it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere insidiously committing evil deeds, and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart? - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn 1918-2008
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One million camels? What will they do with all the toes?
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How long before they'll start killing humans for carbon credits?
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Timothy, Timothy, where on earth did you go?
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As long as they don't harm the goats.
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WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN? - Death "Racism is a disease in society. We're all equal. I don't care what their colour is, or religion. Just as long as they're human beings they're my buddies." - Mandawuy Yunupingu, lead singer of Yothu Yindi |
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WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN? - Death "Racism is a disease in society. We're all equal. I don't care what their colour is, or religion. Just as long as they're human beings they're my buddies." - Mandawuy Yunupingu, lead singer of Yothu Yindi |
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The solution is to breed some sort of superanimal that consumes greenhouse gases. Maybe a sort of walrus-panther, that swoops through the trees and has retractable tusks. It could fart oxygen or something, someone else does the science stuff, I'm just the concept guy. I guess a plant could do it, but animals are more fun. The marketing is easier for animals, especially if they're either very cute or very ferocious. Everybody loves ferocious animals.
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If autism is a "living death", does that make me a zombie? If so, that'd be great. Just don't get your brain in my general vicinity. |
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