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Old 8th June 2011, 03:49 AM   #1
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Camels Killed for Carbon Credits

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/6e633ac8-9...#axzz1OgF0HgAQ



"Killing a camel to earn a carbon credit may seem a curious way to tackle climate change, but one country is poised to allow investors to do precisely that.
The camel culling plan is one of the first to arise under the Australian government’s new “carbon farming initiative”, a scheme that lets farmers or investors claim carbon credits if they can show they have cut greenhouse gas emissions."




- You Aussies are an inventive lot.
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In a warped way it kinda makes sense.
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Originally Posted by Aepervius View Post
In a warped way it kinda makes sense.
Killing humans would make just as much, if not more, sense.
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Originally Posted by applecorped View Post
Killing humans would make just as much, if not more, sense.
Yeah, but that's still a misdemeanor in parts of Australia.
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Old 8th June 2011, 04:37 AM   #6
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Do Camels really fart that much?
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Old 8th June 2011, 04:49 AM   #7
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Do Camels really fart that much?
Not as much as termites.

Why are they picking on the camels? Is it because the Roos fight back?
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Nice alliteration in the thread title.
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Originally Posted by applecorped View Post
Killing humans would make just as much, if not more, sense.
especially if we kill those that drive hummers and other gas guzzlers.
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It would make more sense to find a way to convert camels into oil. They are already strongly associated geographically, so it can't be that difficult.
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Originally Posted by applecorped View Post
Killing humans would make just as much, if not more, sense.
I'm all for it. Can we start with most of the Chinese government?
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Originally Posted by BenBurch View Post
I'm all for it. Can we start with most of the Chinese government?
You'd just be bloodthirsty again an hour later.
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So will the framers pay a carbon debit when Mama Camel delivers a new baby camel? Or will they be growing camel meat and also getting a carbon credit for the livestock they just harvested?
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Last time something like this was tried it didn't work out too well

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
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So, what do they do with the hump: have it for dinner? Buffalo hump is delicious, is camel hump likewise good eats?
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Originally Posted by Aepervius View Post
In a warped way it kinda makes sense.
No it doesn't.


From here, a couple of years ago:

Other: We need to cut CO2 gas emissions!

Me: Why don't we end innumerate (in the mathematically illiterate sense) laws banning yard waste in non-biodegrading landfills? Put our yard mowing to work burying it? This is carbon sequestration.

Other, upset his green issues are at cross purposes: Well, CO2 isn't an important one anyway...
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Originally Posted by applecorped View Post
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/6e633ac8-9...#axzz1OgF0HgAQ



"Killing a camel to earn a carbon credit may seem a curious way to tackle climate change, but one country is poised to allow investors to do precisely that.
The camel culling plan is one of the first to arise under the Australian government’s new “carbon farming initiative”, a scheme that lets farmers or investors claim carbon credits if they can show they have cut greenhouse gas emissions."

- You Aussies are an inventive lot.
So camel herds should skyrocket, since there's a guaranteed profit on killing them in terms of the tax credits?
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Originally Posted by Bilbo View Post
Not as much as termites.

Why are they picking on the camels? Is it because the Roos fight back?
Because they're an introduced pest and there's over a million of them running wild in the Outback.

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Because they're an introduced pest and there's over a million of them running wild in the Outback.
I thought that was rabbits, not camels? Or do the rabbits summon the camels? Are they in collusion?
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I thought that was rabbits, not camels? Or do the rabbits summon the camels? Are they in collusion?
1 million Camels, something in the order of 70 to 500 million Rabbits, we just don't know.
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1 million Camels, something in the order of 70 to 500 million Rabbits, we just don't know.
Hmmm. I think it's pretty clear what's happening here. The rabbits have learned to combine and transmogrify into other forms. 70 to 500 rabbits get together, merge, and become a camel. Then they race swiftly through the desert, neighing and tossing their long mane, and upon arriving at their destination they separate back into rabbits. Eventually they'll learn to combine into larger forms, and Australia will be threatened by elephants, polar bears, and ultimately, armored flying whales with laser teeth and poison breath. It's inevitable. The only hope is to find a way to disrupt the telepathic communication link between rabbits. Good luck!
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Originally Posted by applecorped View Post
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"Killing a camel to earn a carbon credit may seem a curious way to tackle climate change, but one country is poised to allow investors to do precisely that.
The camel culling plan is one of the first to arise under the Australian government’s new “carbon farming initiative”, a scheme that lets farmers or investors claim carbon credits if they can show they have cut greenhouse gas emissions."




- You Aussies are an inventive lot.
I am glad at least one country has started to ensure the eradication of the camel, it's a small step but hopefully it is indicative of what the future holds.
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I am glad at least one country has started to ensure the eradication of the camel, it's a small step but hopefully it is indicative of what the future holds.
You are foolish to focus on camels. The real threat to mankind is the dromedary, Nature's silent assassin.
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1 million Camels, something in the order of 70 to 500 million Rabbits, we just don't know.
Why don't you introduce wolvs to eat the camels and rabbits? I don't see what could go wrong!
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Hmmm. I think it's pretty clear what's happening here. The rabbits have learned to combine and transmogrify into other forms. 70 to 500 rabbits get together, merge, and become a camel. Then they race swiftly through the desert, neighing and tossing their long mane, and upon arriving at their destination they separate back into rabbits. Eventually they'll learn to combine into larger forms.....
you mean those socialists....
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One million camels? What will they do with all the toes?
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So camel herds should skyrocket, since there's a guaranteed profit on killing them in terms of the tax credits?
Yes.
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How long before they'll start killing humans for carbon credits?
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How long before they'll start killing humans for carbon credits?
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How long before they'll start killing humans for carbon credits?
I know. Until now no man has ever killed an animal for money. This animal killing business is a slippery slope.
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As long as they don't harm the goats.
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Why don't you introduce wolvs to eat the camels and rabbits? I don't see what could go wrong!
We already have Dingos, we don't need wolves.
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I know. Until now no man has ever killed an animal for money. This animal killing business is a slippery slope.
Yeah, because as we all know Australia has never had a bounty on animals before.

Except for Tasmanian Tigers. And Foxes. Rabbits too. And Feral Pigs. Dingos. Cape Buffalo.

But other than them, we've never had a bounty on animals before.
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We already have Dingos, we don't need wolves.
I thought dingos only ate babies?
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Yeah, because as we all know Australia has never had a bounty on animals before.

Except for Tasmanian Tigers. And Foxes. Rabbits too. And Feral Pigs. Dingos. Cape Buffalo.

But other than them, we've never had a bounty on animals before.
I think you mean water buffalo.
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As long as they don't harm the goats.
As an invasive species they are culled too, though for environmental reasons other than carbon credits.
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The solution is to breed some sort of superanimal that consumes greenhouse gases. Maybe a sort of walrus-panther, that swoops through the trees and has retractable tusks. It could fart oxygen or something, someone else does the science stuff, I'm just the concept guy. I guess a plant could do it, but animals are more fun. The marketing is easier for animals, especially if they're either very cute or very ferocious. Everybody loves ferocious animals.
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The solution is to breed some sort of superanimal that consumes greenhouse gases. Maybe a sort of walrus-panther, that swoops through the trees and has retractable tusks. It could fart oxygen or something, someone else does the science stuff, I'm just the concept guy. I guess a plant could do it, but animals are more fun. The marketing is easier for animals, especially if they're either very cute or very ferocious. Everybody loves ferocious animals.
How about reverse engineering cats and dogs so they do the same thing?

I once heard that an average sized dog is just as bad for the environment as an average family car.

Food for thoughts.
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Originally Posted by Bram Kaandorp View Post
How about reverse engineering cats and dogs so they do the same thing?

I once heard that an average sized dog is just as bad for the environment as an average family car.

Food for thoughts.
Boring. Cats? Dogs? I'd rather have the panther/walrus hybrid. Or some kind of small whale that moves on land by bouncing. Or arboreal lobsters!
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