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Kid Eager · 1st July 2011, 10:00 PM

I'm bored, so I did something pointless and here it is...

Grab a banknote from your wallet/purse and using the last four numerals in the serial number, construct your conspiracy theory:

Select the items corresponding to the value of the 4th last, 3rd last, 2nd last and last numeral in your chosen banknote's serial number:

"I've just found out that..."

4th Last:
0 = The Illuminati
1 = The Masons
2 = Mickey Mouse's voiceover artist
4 = The Opus Dei
5 = Ron Tomkins
6 = The British Royal Family
7 = The Bilderberg Group
8 = The Reptile People
9 = The Teletubbies

3rd Last:
0 = are stockpiling newts
1 = have given Bernie Eccleston rabies
2 = are creating a new dance move
3 = have secretly banned the playing of Canasta
4 = were seen impersonating Vladimir Putin
5 = knitted 16 sheep together
6 = activated HAARP
7 = conducted a seance
8 = have created a biological agent
9 = are amending the Constitution

2nd Last:
0 = to summon Chtulhu
1 = to reduce US dependence on corn syrup
2 = to re-establish Pluto as a planet
3 = to identify fake red-heads
4 = to deactivate the secret moon base's defences
5 = to take up a short position on the dollar
6 = to start a breeding program for narwhals
7 = to take over the World Monetary Fund
8 = to make mime illegal
9 = to given everybody the right to carry thermite

Last:
0 = so that the White House always has hot water
1 = so that leftists can't use Wendy's
2 = so that the sheeple never discover the truth
3 = so that they can create more accountants
4 = so that the imbalance between good and evil is maintained
5 = so that Obama can be blamed for more things
6 = so that Morris Dancing can be nationally televised
7 = so that anybody can make things up and have them published
8 = so that nothing rhymes with bacon any longer
9 = so that climate change brings back dinosaurs

Enjoy - or not. Post your results....

fullflavormenthol · 1st July 2011, 10:16 PM

Banknote? What are those. I haven't used cash in years...still I'll try it from another random source.

The Teletubbies are creating a new dance move to identify fake red heads so that sheeple never discover the truth.

(Taken from the ISBN of Watchmen)

Lukraak_Sisser · 1st July 2011, 11:45 PM

I've just found out that the truly hidden masters were seen impersonating Vladimir Putin to identify fake red-heads so that the sheeple never discover the truth

I've sorta improvised the first bit, as you forgot to put in something for option 3 in the first set. This of course clearly demonstrates an even deeper hidden agenda on your part.

Greedo · 2nd July 2011, 12:58 AM

The Masons have created a biological agent to give everybody the right to carry thermite, so that the sheeple never discover the truth.

Aw man, always blame the Masons!

This is something similar http://www.publiceye.org/conspire/generator.html

Kid Eager · 2nd July 2011, 01:12 AM

Originally Posted by Greedo

The Masons have created a biological agent to give everybody the right to carry thermite, so that the sheeple never discover the truth.

Aw man, always blame the Masons!

This is something similar http://www.publiceye.org/conspire/generator.html

yeah, I should have listed the Masons twice!

Gojira · 2nd July 2011, 01:15 AM

The Illuminati conducted a seance to identify fake red-heads so that leftists can't use Wendy's

PhantomWolf · 2nd July 2011, 01:42 AM

According to my printer cartridge....

The Reptile People conducted a seance to re-establish Pluto as a planet so that nothing rhymes with bacon any longer.

catsmate1 · 2nd July 2011, 02:41 AM

Try here.

Quote:

The CIA hopes it never comes to be that a housewife who thinks she saw Elvis in the back of an unmarked truck which just left the Oval Office doesn't want to spend another second with the American Nazi Party.

Kid Eager · 2nd July 2011, 02:41 AM

Originally Posted by PhantomWolf

According to my printer cartridge....

The Reptile People conducted a seance to re-establish Pluto as a planet so that nothing rhymes with bacon any longer.

now that's worthy of posting on David Icke!

Kid Eager · 2nd July 2011, 02:44 AM

Originally Posted by catsmate1

Try here.

curses! That screws my Cunning Plan to patent the method...

Sledge · 2nd July 2011, 12:02 PM

The British Royal Family have created a biological agent to summon Chtulhu so that climate change brings back dinosaurs. My phone number speaks the truth.

Beanbag · 2nd July 2011, 12:14 PM

Ron Tomkins has secretly banned the playing of Canasta to summon Chtulhu so that climate change brings back dinosaurs.

Truth from Jenny (10 'net points to anyone who can solve the reference)

Beanbag

Childlike Empress · 2nd July 2011, 01:43 PM

I just found out that Kid Eager is bored enough to do something pointless so that I now know (or pretend) that I don't have a banknote in my purse.

NoahFence · 2nd July 2011, 04:33 PM

Quote:

I'm bored, so I did something pointless and here it is...

Grab a banknote from your wallet/purse and using the last four numerals in the serial number, construct your conspiracy theory:

Select the items corresponding to the value of the 4th last, 3rd last, 2nd last and last numeral in your chosen banknote's serial number:

"I've just found out that..."

Brilliant. You really need to be bored more often, for our sake!

NoahFence · 2nd July 2011, 04:39 PM

I've just found out that...

Ron Tomkins is creating a new dance move to summon Chtulhu so that the sheeple never discover the truth.

(on to Google Ron Tomkins)

Busy guy....

He's got a Facebook page, he says "this won't hurt, I promise", he's leaving Astoria and has a Meme Generator.

And no, I didn't mean Ron Tompkins

(Nominated)

Prometheus · 2nd July 2011, 09:01 PM

I've just realized that all but two of the first group are singular subjects, while all but two of the second group are plural verb forms. Obviously this degree of grammar insubordination can only mean that Kid Eager are suffering from multiple personalities, several of which is conspiring to destroy the English language and restore Latin to it's rightful place.

Sam.I.Am · 3rd July 2011, 05:30 PM

Originally Posted by Beanbag

Ron Tomkins has secretly banned the playing of Canasta to summon Chtulhu so that climate change brings back dinosaurs.

Truth from Jenny (10 'net points to anyone who can solve the reference)

Beanbag

Tommy Tutone isn't all that vague...

Kid Eager · 3rd July 2011, 06:08 PM

Originally Posted by Prometheus

I've just realized that all but two of the first group are singular subjects, while all but two of the second group are plural verb forms. Obviously this degree of grammar insubordination can only mean that Kid Eager are suffering from multiple personalities, several of which is conspiring to destroy the English language and restore Latin to it's rightful place.

No we're not! What's a have/has between friends - they both start with the same letters. Bleeding Grammar Godwin...

Graham2001 · 8th July 2011, 06:49 PM

I've just found out, that the Reptile People have knitted 16 sheep together to summon Chtulhu so that nothing rhymes with bacon any longer.

Fly Poster · 10th July 2011, 04:39 AM

My phone number is responsible for Niels Harrit.

The Illuminati activated HAARP to take up a short position on the dollar so that anybody can make things up and have them published.

Sorry about that.

FenerFan · 10th July 2011, 07:21 AM

According to the Coke I just bought here in Zurich:

The Reptile People have created a biological agent to make mime illegal so that the sheeple never discover the truth.

Graham2001 · 10th July 2011, 05:06 PM

I've just found out that...

The Teletubbies are amending the Constitution to give everybody the right to carry thermite so that the sheeple never discover the truth.

Graham2001 · 10th July 2011, 05:25 PM

Courtesy of some pills I'm taking, I've just found out that...

Mickey Mouse's voiceover artist knitted 16 sheep together to identify fake red-heads so that nothing rhymes with bacon any longer...

God these antibiotics are strong!

1st July 2011, 10:00 PM	#1
Kid Eager Illuminator Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Australia Posts: 3,567	Random Conspiracy Generator I'm bored, so I did something pointless and here it is... Grab a banknote from your wallet/purse and using the last four numerals in the serial number, construct your conspiracy theory: Select the items corresponding to the value of the 4th last, 3rd last, 2nd last and last numeral in your chosen banknote's serial number: "I've just found out that..." 4th Last: 0 = The Illuminati 1 = The Masons 2 = Mickey Mouse's voiceover artist 4 = The Opus Dei 5 = Ron Tomkins 6 = The British Royal Family 7 = The Bilderberg Group 8 = The Reptile People 9 = The Teletubbies 3rd Last: 0 = are stockpiling newts 1 = have given Bernie Eccleston rabies 2 = are creating a new dance move 3 = have secretly banned the playing of Canasta 4 = were seen impersonating Vladimir Putin 5 = knitted 16 sheep together 6 = activated HAARP 7 = conducted a seance 8 = have created a biological agent 9 = are amending the Constitution 2nd Last: 0 = to summon Chtulhu 1 = to reduce US dependence on corn syrup 2 = to re-establish Pluto as a planet 3 = to identify fake red-heads 4 = to deactivate the secret moon base's defences 5 = to take up a short position on the dollar 6 = to start a breeding program for narwhals 7 = to take over the World Monetary Fund 8 = to make mime illegal 9 = to given everybody the right to carry thermite Last: 0 = so that the White House always has hot water 1 = so that leftists can't use Wendy's 2 = so that the sheeple never discover the truth 3 = so that they can create more accountants 4 = so that the imbalance between good and evil is maintained 5 = so that Obama can be blamed for more things 6 = so that Morris Dancing can be nationally televised 7 = so that anybody can make things up and have them published 8 = so that nothing rhymes with bacon any longer 9 = so that climate change brings back dinosaurs Enjoy - or not. Post your results....
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1st July 2011, 10:16 PM	#2
fullflavormenthol Master Poster Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 2,417	Banknote? What are those. I haven't used cash in years...still I'll try it from another random source. The Teletubbies are creating a new dance move to identify fake red heads so that sheeple never discover the truth. (Taken from the ISBN of Watchmen)
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2nd July 2011, 12:58 AM	#4
Greedo Graduate Poster Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 1,623	The Masons have created a biological agent to give everybody the right to carry thermite, so that the sheeple never discover the truth. Aw man, always blame the Masons! This is something similar http://www.publiceye.org/conspire/generator.html
Greedo Graduate Poster Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 1,623	__________________ "Persuade thyself that imperfection and inconvenience are the natural lot of mortals and there will be no room for discontent, neither for despair." -T.I.

2nd July 2011, 01:12 AM	#5
Kid Eager Illuminator Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Australia Posts: 3,567	Originally Posted by Greedo The Masons have created a biological agent to give everybody the right to carry thermite, so that the sheeple never discover the truth. Aw man, always blame the Masons! This is something similar http://www.publiceye.org/conspire/generator.html yeah, I should have listed the Masons twice!
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2nd July 2011, 01:42 AM	#7
PhantomWolf Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Lost Deimos Moon Base Posts: 10,004	According to my printer cartridge.... The Reptile People conducted a seance to re-establish Pluto as a planet so that nothing rhymes with bacon any longer.
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1st July 2011, 11:45 PM	#3
Lukraak_Sisser Graduate Poster Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,638	I've just found out that the truly hidden masters were seen impersonating Vladimir Putin to identify fake red-heads so that the sheeple never discover the truth I've sorta improvised the first bit, as you forgot to put in something for option 3 in the first set. This of course clearly demonstrates an even deeper hidden agenda on your part.

2nd July 2011, 01:15 AM	#6
Gojira New Blood Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Pineapple under the sea Posts: 11	The Illuminati conducted a seance to identify fake red-heads so that leftists can't use Wendy's

2nd July 2011, 02:41 AM	#8
catsmate1 Philosopher Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Dublin (the one in Ireland) Posts: 7,247	Try here. Quote: The CIA hopes it never comes to be that a housewife who thinks she saw Elvis in the back of an unmarked truck which just left the Oval Office doesn't want to spend another second with the American Nazi Party.

2nd July 2011, 02:41 AM	#9
Kid Eager Illuminator Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Australia Posts: 3,567	Originally Posted by PhantomWolf According to my printer cartridge.... The Reptile People conducted a seance to re-establish Pluto as a planet so that nothing rhymes with bacon any longer. now that's worthy of posting on David Icke!
	__________________ What do Narwhals, Magnets and Apollo 13 have in common? Think about it....

2nd July 2011, 02:44 AM	#10
Kid Eager Illuminator Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Australia Posts: 3,567	Originally Posted by catsmate1 Try here. curses! That screws my Cunning Plan to patent the method...
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2nd July 2011, 12:02 PM	#11
Sledge Grammaton Cleric Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Swingin' on a star Posts: 7,123	The British Royal Family have created a biological agent to summon Chtulhu so that climate change brings back dinosaurs. My phone number speaks the truth.
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2nd July 2011, 12:14 PM	#12
Beanbag Master Poster Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Dallas/Fort Worth Posts: 2,709	Ron Tomkins has secretly banned the playing of Canasta to summon Chtulhu so that climate change brings back dinosaurs. Truth from Jenny (10 'net points to anyone who can solve the reference) Beanbag
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2nd July 2011, 01:43 PM	#13
Childlike Empress Ewige Blumenkraft Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Ivory Tower Posts: 8,056	I just found out that Kid Eager is bored enough to do something pointless so that I now know (or pretend) that I don't have a banknote in my purse.
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2nd July 2011, 04:33 PM	#14
NoahFence Psycho Kitty Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Patriot Nation Posts: 9,431	Quote: I'm bored, so I did something pointless and here it is... Grab a banknote from your wallet/purse and using the last four numerals in the serial number, construct your conspiracy theory: Select the items corresponding to the value of the 4th last, 3rd last, 2nd last and last numeral in your chosen banknote's serial number: "I've just found out that..." Brilliant. You really need to be bored more often, for our sake!
	__________________ Our truest life is when we are in our dreams awake. -Henry David Thoreau

2nd July 2011, 04:39 PM	#15
NoahFence Psycho Kitty Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Patriot Nation Posts: 9,431	I've just found out that... Ron Tomkins is creating a new dance move to summon Chtulhu so that the sheeple never discover the truth. (on to Google Ron Tomkins) Busy guy.... He's got a Facebook page, he says "this won't hurt, I promise", he's leaving Astoria and has a Meme Generator. And no, I didn't mean Ron *Tompkins* (Nominated)
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2nd July 2011, 09:01 PM	#16
Prometheus Acolyte of Víðarr Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: North of Reality Posts: 43,268	I've just realized that all but two of the first group are singular subjects, while all but two of the second group are plural verb forms. Obviously this degree of grammar insubordination can only mean that Kid Eager are suffering from multiple personalities, several of which is conspiring to destroy the English language and restore Latin to it's rightful place.
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3rd July 2011, 05:30 PM	#17
Sam.I.Am Illuminator Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Hunting Moose and Squirrel Posts: 4,164	Originally Posted by Beanbag Ron Tomkins has secretly banned the playing of Canasta to summon Chtulhu so that climate change brings back dinosaurs. Truth from Jenny (10 'net points to anyone who can solve the reference) Beanbag Tommy Tutone isn't all that vague...
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3rd July 2011, 06:08 PM	#18
Kid Eager Illuminator Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Australia Posts: 3,567	Originally Posted by Prometheus I've just realized that all but two of the first group are singular subjects, while all but two of the second group are plural verb forms. Obviously this degree of grammar insubordination can only mean that Kid Eager are suffering from multiple personalities, several of which is conspiring to destroy the English language and restore Latin to it's rightful place. No we're not! What's a have/has between friends - they both start with the same letters. Bleeding Grammar Godwin...
	__________________ What do Narwhals, Magnets and Apollo 13 have in common? Think about it....

8th July 2011, 06:49 PM	#19
Graham2001 Muse Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 663	I've just found out, that the Reptile People have knitted 16 sheep together to summon Chtulhu so that nothing rhymes with bacon any longer.
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10th July 2011, 04:39 AM	#20
Fly Poster Thinker Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 162	My phone number is responsible for Niels Harrit. The Illuminati activated HAARP to take up a short position on the dollar so that anybody can make things up and have them published. Sorry about that.
Fly Poster Thinker Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 162	__________________ "Everyone who comes from the UK is a perp. "I've been searching for truth since 2006... and in all of that time I've traded notes with people from around the world... ... What's interesting is that EVERY person from the UK has turned out to be a perp. Amazing. And when you visit TheFlyposter's YouTube profile page, s/he's from the UK"

10th July 2011, 07:21 AM	#21
FenerFan Graduate Poster Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Istanbul...again Posts: 1,604	According to the Coke I just bought here in Zurich: The Reptile People have created a biological agent to make mime illegal so that the sheeple never discover the truth.
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10th July 2011, 05:06 PM	#22
Graham2001 Muse Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 663	I've just found out that... The Teletubbies are amending the Constitution to give everybody the right to carry thermite so that the sheeple never discover the truth.
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10th July 2011, 05:25 PM	#23
Graham2001 Muse Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 663	Courtesy of some pills I'm taking, I've just found out that... Mickey Mouse's voiceover artist knitted 16 sheep together to identify fake red-heads so that nothing rhymes with bacon any longer... God these antibiotics are strong!
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