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Old 26th July 2011, 01:02 PM   #1
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amy winehouse murdered by the illuminati

http://truthquake.com/2011/07/23/amy...racy-asserted/

didn't take long
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Old 26th July 2011, 01:12 PM   #2
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Millions of people believe the musicians in the 27 Club and other famous people, such as Tupac Shakur, Marilyn Monroe, Aaliyah and President John F. Kennedy were led to destruction and murdered by the Illuminati New World Order after not complying with their agenda.
What exactly is their agenda?
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Old 26th July 2011, 01:25 PM   #3
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Originally Posted by Spindrift View Post
What exactly is their agenda?

lol it's basically a rehashing of the news reports, except with two sentences about the Illuminati and NWO randomly tossed in for the hell of it.
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Old 26th July 2011, 01:25 PM   #4
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Originally Posted by Spindrift View Post
What exactly is their agenda?
The same agenda they have every night! To take over the world!

Amy died the same day a giraffe died at our local zoo. I bet the giraffe was also refusing to obey the illuminati and may have been in cahoots with Amy.
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Old 26th July 2011, 03:26 PM   #5
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I read the first CTs about her death less than three hours after she died. Why can't people just... die? This sort of CT stupidity makes me want to cry because it's so desperately stupid. Just like the bombing in Oslo and the following shooting. It took them less than 20 minutes to get a whole forum stuffed with CT nonsense, and it seems they never took anything else than a false flag attack into consideration. They want false flags.
They're desperate for it.

Just like the German CTers are almost butthurt for not having their own 9/11 to cry "INSIDE JOB" about, so they find the most mundane things and scream "INSIDE JOB" wich just makes them seem more stupid, wich hardly is possible.

They need it to be a false flag to fill their worldview that is so incredibly false. Just like they need Amy Winehouse to have been killed by the Illuminati. Just like Stanley Kubrick, who wasn't a stressed out, overweight old man at all, noo.
And their evidence is that... she died at 27? Gee, if it's the Illuminati, why didn't she die at 23? Oh, wait, she died on the 23rd DAA DAA DAAAAAAA!
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Old 26th July 2011, 03:33 PM   #6
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And Amy is a celebrity! Thousands of unknown people die every day! This conspiracy is bigger than we thought!
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I'm reminded of my own mortality, so I'd like to take this opportunity to say to the Illuminati assassins -- Please, please, not in the face!
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Old 26th July 2011, 04:45 PM   #8
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About seven thousand people die a week in the USA - man the Ilumms??, er whatever, are slaughtering everybody!!
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Old 26th July 2011, 04:51 PM   #9
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When I was 12 years old, I wrote a story about how everyone 'famous' had become that way because of a pact with the Satan. If you broke the pact or tried to 'go public' with the details of these pacts, 'they' would come and get you. Apparently there are people who believe this is along the lines of what some global conspiracy entity has done.
http://www.ctv.ca/CTVNews/Entertainm...piracy-101028/
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Old 26th July 2011, 05:52 PM   #10
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When I was 12 years old, I wrote a story about how everyone 'famous' had become that way because of a pact with the Satan. If you broke the pact or tried to 'go public' with the details of these pacts, 'they' would come and get you.
No, you didn't. Couldn't you have found some other hook to hang this on?
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Old 27th July 2011, 06:57 AM   #11
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In fact, I did. I don't think this is any big deal. It's such a childish idea, I figure only a child could come up with it. What's the matter? Is this another one of those things you believe?
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Old 27th July 2011, 07:06 AM   #12
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Originally Posted by Scott Sommers View Post
In fact, I did. I don't think this is any big deal. It's such a childish idea, I figure only a child could come up with it. What's the matter? Is this another one of those things you believe?
I doubt LGR actually believes any of that stuff. Me think he just trollin'.
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Old 27th July 2011, 07:19 AM   #13
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Winehouse died on the 23rd. 2+3=5

How many points to a pentagram?

Think about it.
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Old 27th July 2011, 07:31 AM   #14
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I doubt LGR actually believes any of that stuff. Me think he just trollin'.
I don't know. He believes every other crazy conspiracy theory to the point where it's interfered with his ability to live a regular life. Why not one more retarded idea?

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Winehouse died on the 23rd. 2+3=5

How many points to a pentagram?

Think about it.
It just gets creepier and creepier.
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Old 27th July 2011, 08:41 AM   #15
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Originally Posted by BaaBaa View Post
Winehouse died on the 23rd. 2+3=5

How many points to a pentagram?

Think about it.
Does that mean that if she'd died a day later they would've blamed the Jews?
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Old 27th July 2011, 08:46 AM   #16
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So, the illuminati only targets celebrities in the US and UK?
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Old 27th July 2011, 09:14 AM   #17
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Does that mean that if she'd died a day later they would've blamed the Jews?
Actually, you're touching on a serious point.

Since Amy Winehouse was Jewish and therefore presumably in the Zionist corner, does this prove that in the great global domination game of rock, paper, scissors, that the Illuminati beat the Zionists?


Now we're getting somewhere.



So can we now assume the Zionists beat the NWO and the NWO beat the Illuminati to complete the circle?
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Old 27th July 2011, 10:46 AM   #18
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Originally Posted by Spindrift View Post
What exactly is their agenda?
Compliance.
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Old 27th July 2011, 10:47 AM   #19
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What happens when they get compliance?
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Old 27th July 2011, 11:05 AM   #20
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It was a conspiracy all right - Jack Daniels and Jose Cocaleaf.
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So, the illuminati only targets celebrities in the US and UK?
But then why did they go after Amy Winehouse?
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Meh, Why is there no-one with an interesting conspiracy theory? No-one comes here to claim that Robert Menzies was kidnapped by Deep Ones or submarine Nazis.......
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she was going to really mess things up for the illuminati's master plan
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"THEY" killed Winehouse to distract us from the crazed lone gunman "THEY" triggered in Norway.

And no, I didn't just make that up. It's already been claimed on CT sites.
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Originally Posted by Alareth View Post
"THEY" killed Winehouse to distract us from the crazed lone gunman "THEY" triggered in Norway.

And no, I didn't just make that up. It's already been claimed on CT sites.


I know, it's so moronic. And even if, it didn't work! Most news articles were spammed by stupid people that for some reason thought I'd be, and I quote, "unethical" to report Winehouse's death so early after the shooting / bombing . Yeah... so the news waits with...the news and after a week go "oh btw, fyi, Amy Winehouse is dead." Although that is a completely idiotic thing to even think about, I bet that if it had been done, the morons that be would be claiming it's the other way around

Also, wasn't the whole Norway situation a distraction from the phone hacking scandal? A distraction from a distraction? The Illuminati don't have a lot to do, do they.
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When I was 12 years old, I wrote a story about how everyone 'famous' had become that way because of a pact with the Satan. If you broke the pact or tried to 'go public' with the details of these pacts, 'they' would come and get you
No, you didn't.
Assignments in "creative writing" are common for children attending schools at that age.

It appears that you dropped out of school even earlier than any of us had previously suspected.
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I don't know. He believes every other crazy conspiracy theory to the point where it's interfered with his ability to live a regular life.
How do you know?
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What exactly is their agenda?
The agenda is that they hope to one day be as threatening as a James Bond Villain.
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About seven thousand people die a week in the USA - man the Ilumms??, er whatever, are slaughtering everybody!!
It's obviously all part of their plot to depopulate the word. Now, if they can just step it up enough to keep ahead of the birthrate, it will all come together.
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How do you know?
Because it does interfere with your ability to lead a normal life.

I wasn't as deep into it as LGR appears to be (at least I never got into the outright racist/nazi apologist crap like Holocaust denial) and it did affect my life. I can't see someone as far gone as LGR not having suffered for it.
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