September Stundie Nominations

[LordXenu]

A conspiracy theorist on how Homo Sapiens "really" came into existence:
http://vault-co.blogspot.com/2011/06...-bastards.html

Quote:

I've been thinking lately - what if the entire Sapiens race is nothing more than a breeding population that was established by Neanderthal rejects? Maybe the girls got so picky after 500,000+ years they were rejecting more males than they were giving the seal of approval to. These discards may have clustered in a valley somewhere and formed a village of their own and begun to breed with other mental defectives. With their increased birth rate due to promiscuity and a distinct lack of choosiness for mates, eventually they got the numbers on the Neanderthal aristocrats and were able to pose a menace to the communities that expelled them for being aggressive towards their own kind and otherwise being marked as damaged goods. It was the revolt of the dysgenics. The unfit may have gotten the jump on their betters with the help of an unexpected change to the climate.

This guy also thinks he's a neanderthal because he has Basque DNA.

[sylvan8798]

Originally Posted by LordXenu

This link is about 15 "reasons" why the US is a police state. While there are several stundies there, I picked one:
http://dont-tread-on.me/police-state...e-in-the-ussa/

From one of the comments:

Quote:

There are many ladies like me out there…you just need to wake us up like a good man did to me several years ago…my father

I wonder if she read that before she posted it?

[JoeB]

Originally Posted by LordXenu

Journalists are a new subspecies of human:
http://vault-co.blogspot.com/2011/04...last-post.html
1. Journalists and mass media folks aren't "just like you and me." They're genetically different. They are part of the super predator class that has emerged from population densities created by the success of large scale Homo Sapiens societies. They don't make anything. They don't work for a living. They survive purely through social engineering and could be considered a kind of streamlining of the human mammal through loss of certain basic functions - like real empathy and the capacity for love. Anyone who has a career in the mass media as a presenter is there because they have a bit of reptile in them and much less mammal. Studies in the lab show that despite a rich repertoire of expression and congenial social skills ... deeper down, their minds are cold, unfeeling and ultimately mercenary like reptiles. I don't want to slide into David Icke territory here. I just want to emphasize that these critters represent the loss, not a gain, of certain mammalian qualities. That doesn't mean they are aliens from outer space. They are a kind of opportunist subspecies within mankind that survives by hollow talk and gestures. They are fakes. It defines them.

I'm not one to take Stundie noms seriously, but this could explain ESPN.

[Dave Rogers]

This one needs a bit of context. Oystein points out that a statement about 9/11 cannot be literally true. Andrew Burley counters by editorialising the statement to fit his fantasy. When called on it, he has a go at Oystein for not taking the statement literally.

Originally Posted by AndrewBurley

Originally Posted by Oystein

Originally Posted by AndrewBurley

Originally Posted by Oystein

Question: How do these debris removers "dig out" molten steel?
If you ponder that question for a minute, you'll find that something is not quite right in Riggs' statement.

He may have meant previously molten steel. That is, steel that had formed a liquid pool but then cooled and solidified again.

So you think it's possible that what this eye witness says there is not precisely, accurately true?

Hm - what a novel concept!

So you think he was lying?

A supreme example of arrogance, denialism and lack of self-awareness.

Dave

[Horatius]

Originally Posted by Dave Rogers

This one needs a bit of context. Oystein points out that a statement about 9/11 cannot be literally true. Andrew Burley counters by editorialising the statement to fit his fantasy. When called on it, he has a go at Oystein for not taking the statement literally.



A supreme example of arrogance, denialism and lack of self-awareness.

Dave

And there's follow-up:

Originally Posted by AndrewBurley

Originally Posted by CompusMentus

Yes! There we have it. A New Trutherist Concept. Molten (Solidified) Steel.

Compus

Whats strange about that?

[Oystein]

Our dear WTC Dust apparently thinks the towers (or the dust they turned into) are still moving at free fall speed:

Originally Posted by WTC Dust

If the buildings fell near free fall speed, then almost all
of the gravitational potential energy is turned into
kinetic energy. There's almost none left over for
pulverization.

[brazenlilraisin]

DAMN! An hour late and a dollar short!

[Dave Rogers]

I can't believe I'm the first to nominate this from WTC Dust:

Originally Posted by WTC Dust

None of those items simulates the construction of the buildings as well as a turkey does.

Any comment would be superfluous.

Dave

[Sunstealer]

Originally Posted by Dave Rogers

I can't believe I'm the first to nominate this from WTC Dust:



Any comment would be superfluous.

Dave

Damn I'm too late. I expect that one to win by a country mile.

I can't believe that someone actually sat at a keyboard and typed that. Throw all your fancy models and simulations in the bin, if you want to design high rises just cook a turkey!

[Sunstealer]

WTCdust is the bottomless stundie barrel that just goes on giving.

Originally Posted by WTC Dust

I'm not spouting a false rendition of the gravity theory.
I'm saying gravity played no role in the destruction of the
World Trade Center.

You see the effects of gravity when the dust heads to the
earth.

[buka001]

With the 10th anniversary of the 911 attacks there were many Stundie worthy posts on our local news website. The following quote from LexTruther stands out though:

Quote:

Read about the truth about the fluoride you constantly drink in your water, learn about Hermeticism, Luciferianism, Gnosticism as these things are all real. Learn who the Skull and Bones are, the Order of the Golden Dawn, OTO, Rosicrucians, Knights of Malta, Order of St John, if you want something easy read this link about your own countries involvement at the Voortrekker Monument http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Symboli...ekker_Monument, look into the history of Freemasonry and it's symbolism in today's world. Look into HAARP, chemtrails, MK Ultra. The point is, stop arguing blindly and start learning.
Or just stay stupid, watch television, write angry comments online, consume the poisons they give you, let your children consume luciferian pop music, get drunk, and keep on not thinking too hard.
For people looking for proof, when doing some actual research the proof is in the logic and also it is always, always in the symbols. This is always how they mark their territory.
"Symbols Rule The World, Not Words Nor Laws" - Confucius.

It is available here: http://www.news24.com/World/News/911...dwide-20110911 just scroll to the last comment

I just LOVE the "it is always, always in the symbols" part, thats hilarious!

[jargon buster]

Quote:

"it is always, always in the symbols"

http://www.thisiswhereiam.info/archi...monkey-cymbals

[Cl1mh4224rd]

Originally Posted by buka001

With the 10th anniversary of the 911 attacks there were many Stundie worthy posts on our local news website. The following quote from LexTruther stands out though:

Why, why, why would anyone who pretends to be fighting for truth and against evil choose to base their 9/11 Truth-related screen name on a comic book supervillain?

[Redtail]

Originally Posted by Cl1mh4224rd

Why, why, why would anyone who pretends to be fighting for truth and against evil choose to base their 9/11 Truth-related screen name on a comic book supervillain?

To be fair, it could be based on a pro wrestler from the 80a-90s...

[Papermache]

Originally Posted by Cl1mh4224rd

Why, why, why would anyone who pretends to be fighting for truth and against evil choose to base their 9/11 Truth-related screen name on a comic book supervillain?

Ha - you, too, have fallen victim to the dishonest propaganda of that vile Kryptonian, the so-called "Superman."

[Horatius]

Originally Posted by Papermache

Ha - you, too, have fallen victim to the dishonest propaganda of that vile Kryptonian, the so-called "Superman."

Yeah, how can anyone trust someone who admits fighting for "The American (inside jorb!!) Way"?!?

[Spindrift]

Originally Posted by Papermache

Ha - you, too, have fallen victim to the dishonest propaganda of that vile Kryptonian, the so-called "Superman."

Someone who claims to be faster than free fall speed!

[LordXenu]

We're being poisoned by everything and the drug companies are giving us cancer and lowering our IQs:
http://hawaiianlibertarian.blogspot....73449405548184

Quote:

I've recently stumbled on the facts of how we are being poisoned by fluoride, chloride, bromide, heavy metals, and other chemical toxins including those in the pharmaceutical drugs that are pushed on us, while at the same time research into simple natural solutions including supplementation of basic elements such as iodine, boron, magnesium, and selenium may be able to eliminate harmful metals and halides from your body over time and can prevent further damage. Of course, the medical field and pharmaceutical companies would rather push vastly expensive, poisonous drugs, one-third of which contain fluoride, contributing to cancer, early puberty in girls, thyroid problems, chronic fatigue and fibromyalgia, Alzheimer's, the list goes on and on. They put fluoride in our water, a toxin shown to decrease IQ and cause symptoms identical with chronic fatigue syndrome and Gulf War Syndrome. They even put bromine in our bread. And they make sure we have no inclination to supplement properly to help prevent disorders from the toxins in our environment. The medical field, pharmaceutical companies, and chemical companies all dump toxins into our bodies and our environment because it's profitable, and the FDA and the rest of the government is collusion because it's profitable. I have very little hope for humanity these days if this is what we've become. And the gulf oil spill is just another example of how we are destroying our environment and killing ourselves, or more accurately being killed by those in power.

[Robrob]

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And the gulf oil spill is just another example of how we are destroying our environment and killing ourselves, or more accurately being killed by those in power.

LOL, yes because those in power don't drink the fluoridated water or become exposed to any of these eeeeeevil chemicals. As we all know, those in power walk around in those protective plastic bubbles, completely self contained.

[JoeB]

The first comment from the field of sports I feel is dumb and CTy enough to deserve a nom.

Quote:

Polian had this planned. He knew how bad Manning was.
No way Indy picks up a qb that will add 2-3 wins this season. I think it’s pure bush league by Polian. It will be interesting to see when we get to the end of the season and if Indy and say maybe the Seahawks and one other team is sitting there with 2-3 wins. Who will bench more players under the guise of injuries. Gurantee you if this situation plays out like this if Mathis or Freeney have a pimple Indy will sit them. I think the irony of ironies woul dbe if Collins got hurt and they had to pick up Garrard and he won , one game too many.

http://www.mockingthedraft.com/2011/...-wk-1#77420250

For a touch of backstory Peyton Manning very recently received a 5 year, 90mil contract with much of it guaranteed, despite being in recovery for a surgery on is neck. He didn't recover as expected so required a much more radical surgery. He will very likely be able to resume his career, but it's possible he won't. Therefore this commenter is proposing that the Colts gave a player they knew was going to miss most/all of this year and may never play again 90 million dollars, largely guaranteed in a scheme to get the top pick in the 2012 NFL draft.

[Redtail]

Originally Posted by JoeB

The first comment from the field of sports I feel is dumb and CTy enough to deserve a nom.



http://www.mockingthedraft.com/2011/...-wk-1#77420250

For a touch of backstory Peyton Manning very recently received a 5 year, 90mil contract with much of it guaranteed, despite being in recovery for a surgery on is neck. He didn't recover as expected so required a much more radical surgery. He will very likely be able to resume his career, but it's possible he won't. Therefore this commenter is proposing that the Colts gave a player they knew was going to miss most/all of this year and may never play again 90 million dollars, largely guaranteed in a scheme to get the top pick in the 2012 NFL draft.

Riiiight... because Luck comes out next year....

(must... resist.... urge.... to... spread.... this!)

[Sabrina]

FatFreddy88 gives us a jewel...

Originally Posted by FatFreddy88

Bodies can be planted and bodies strapped in plane seats can be planted. Those bodies stapped in plane seats don't prove anything. The evidence that the craft that hit the Pentagon was too small to be a 757 is crushing.
http://www.bcrevolution.ca/911_part_iii.htm

More here.
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=144746

Edit
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I mean they were planted in the Pentagon before the crash.

Yes, because every military and government facility has burned bodies and body parts strewn in the halls just in case of a plane crash...

[drewid]

The Apollo missions were faked because...

Defecating into a bag is a bit tricky and embarrassing.

Originally Posted by Patrick1000

COMMANDER ARMSTRONG'S POOPIE PRETEND TOILET SEEN BELOW
[snipped pic of a plastic bag]
Hepatitis for your colleagues Guaranteed! Just ask your JAUNDICED AND YELLOW EYED command module pilot 3 weeks after his "return to earth". Isn't space fun!?
Remember, before using this high tech device, commander Neil gets nude first and as far from Aldrin's gaze and feelers as he can get. I see Neil's point, I would get as far away as I could from that guy too.

[jaydeehess]

Originally Posted by LordXenu

We're being poisoned by everything and the drug companies are giving us cancer and lowering our IQs:
http://hawaiianlibertarian.blogspot....73449405548184

Quote:

research into simple natural solutions including supplementation of basic elements such as iodine, boron, magnesium, and selenium may be able to eliminate harmful metals and halides from your body over time and can prevent further damage.

Arsenic is a basic element too.
Uranium
and for that matter chlorine and fluorine.

[jaydeehess]

Originally Posted by Sabrina

FatFreddy88 gives us a jewel...



Yes, because every military and government facility has burned bodies and body parts strewn in the halls just in case of a plane crash...

"Major, what are all these burned bodies and aircraft seats doing in the hallways?"

"There are no burned bodies and aircraft seats in the hallways." < waves hand in front of the soldier like ObiWan Kenobi>

[LordXenu]

Originally Posted by jaydeehess

Arsenic is a basic element too.
Uranium
and for that matter chlorine and fluorine.

Maybe we could get conspiracy theorists to believe that they need to ingest uranium for better health, and that the drug companies are trying to bury this fact.

[Retrograde]

Quote:

Originally Posted by FatFreddy88
Bodies can be planted and bodies strapped in plane seats can be planted. Those bodies stapped in plane seats don't prove anything. The evidence that the craft that hit the Pentagon was too small to be a 757 is crushing.
http://www.bcrevolution.ca/911_part_iii.htm

More here.
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=144746

Edit
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I mean they were planted in the Pentagon before the crash.

How did they keep the janitorial staff from cleaning them up? The last big company I worked for it was an effort to keep them from wiping the design specs off the whiteboards. And wouldn't people have noticed the dead bodies all over the place? I mean, the badly charred ones tend to flake when they're moved, and they do smell. You know there's always someone in every office who complains about stuff like that.

[Robrob]

Originally Posted by Sabrina

Yes, because every military and government facility has burned bodies and body parts strewn in the halls just in case of a plane crash...

Same thing with the piles of narcotics they always seem to have stashed about, ready for a "throw down."

Truthers base their reality on TV and movies.

[sylvan8798]

Quote:

I've recently stumbled on the facts of how we are being poisoned by fluoride, chloride, bromide, heavy metals, and other chemical toxins including those in the pharmaceutical drugs that are pushed on us, while at the same time research into simple natural solutions including supplementation of basic elements such as iodine, boron, magnesium, and selenium may be able to eliminate harmful metals and halides from your body over time and can prevent further damage. Of course, the medical field and pharmaceutical companies would rather push vastly expensive, poisonous drugs, one-third of which contain fluoride, contributing to cancer, early puberty in girls, thyroid problems, chronic fatigue and fibromyalgia, Alzheimer's, the list goes on and on. They put fluoride in our water, a toxin shown to decrease IQ and cause symptoms identical with chronic fatigue syndrome and Gulf War Syndrome. They even put bromine in our bread. And they make sure we have no inclination to supplement properly to help prevent disorders from the toxins in our environment. The medical field, pharmaceutical companies, and chemical companies all dump toxins into our bodies and our environment because it's profitable, and the FDA and the rest of the government is collusion because it's profitable. I have very little hope for humanity these days if this is what we've become. And the gulf oil spill is just another example of how we are destroying our environment and killing ourselves, or more accurately being killed by those in power

Unfortunately there is some truth in here. Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you, as they say.... But let's not go there on this charming little thread.

[uk_dave]

Originally Posted by LordXenu

Maybe we could get conspiracy theorists to believe that they need to ingest uranium for better health, and that the drug companies are trying to bury this fact.

Think they would swallow that?

(Hey! Someone had to)

[16.5]

Yesterday:

Originally Posted by Childlike Empress

Also, Sibel Edmonds thinks that the CIA is bluffing with their threats and seems between the lines to advise the producers to release the full audio documentary.

Today's Stundie:

Originally Posted by Childlike Empress

btw, you seem to read a different thread than the rest of us. I didn't bring up Sibel yesterday. Please take your irrelevant and uninformed opinions elsewhere. Nobody benefits from them.

lulz!

[Horatius]

Here's a good example of willful blindness:

Originally Posted by Marokkaan

So nobody knows anything about the financial case of richard gage, but they do like to speculate and to accuse him?

Is this a part of your debunkersbible?

Posted a few hours after this post:

Originally Posted by Oystein

Yes, at least for FY 2009. It's publicly on record:[list][*]Go to http://www2.guidestar.org/organizati...-11-truth.aspx[*]You need to register an account and login (don't worry, it's free, and you wont get any spam mail)[*]Click on the "Forms 990 & Docs" tab[*]Click on the latest "20xx Form 990" link, which is currently the "2009 Form 990" (Gage is very late filing this mandatory form, it seems)[*]On page 2 of the PDF, you find the salaries listed that AE911T payed in 2009:[list]

Name	Position	US$ Payed
Richard Gage	President	75,450
Marx Ayres	CFO	0
Dwain Deets	Secretary	0
Thomas Spellman	Director	0
Bill Donnelly	Director	1,500
Justin Keogh	Director	5,100
Jonathan Cole	Director	0
Michael Armenia	Director	9,300
Peter Morse	Director	0
Marilyn Minger	Director	0

So basically this is an outfit to pay Gage a full time salary.

Gage is a professional liar.

Should be intereseting to see how Cole, Dweet and Spellman fared in 2010. Marokkaan, could you please ask Gage if he has already submitted his 2010 form 990? I am sure you are curious as well to learn how they used your donations last year.

[Myron Proudfoot]

The Federal Reserve is stopping cures for diseases from reaching the sick!!

Quote:

Ron Paul wants to end the Fed. ie. say goodbye to Rothschild's grip on America.

Trust me when I say they have cured nearly every disease out there but do not release it due to these big corp and pharma making $trill off diseases.

Ever wondered why the royal families, Rothschild and the rest all live to their 90+ years of age in good health. If America rids the FDA and big pharma of this corruption health care would improve massively. We have cures released....not crappy treatments like chemo.

http://motherjones.com/mojo/2011/09/...solutions-fail

[frenat]

From an Apollo hoax thread about why a serial spammer was banned from a different forum (bolding mine) posted of course by a different serial spammer.

Quote:

I and many Americans care. Banning is unconstitutional but what do you care about freedoms and rights many Americans died so that we have theses debates your to busy defending Bush and the 9/11 commission report.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/show...=1#post5410687

[Robrob]

Quote:

Trust me when I say they have cured nearly every disease out there but do not release it due to these big corp and pharma making $trill off diseases.

Yes because of course there's no money to be made off curing and of course no research scientist or pharma exec (or their friends or loved ones) ever die from disease.

[frenat]

Apparently the pretty shapes people see in clouds are communications from aliens according to mike215

Quote:

It is not just Mars but they also lie about radio signals from space. They keep telling us they are looking for intelligent signals and when they are found we are told the same story over and over: the signals come from spy satellites. You want to see signals from Space? Look at the clouds. Notice all types of figures appear from animals to human figures. OF course we are told that our vivid imaginations are seeing things that do not exist. Yet these figures are quite detailed. One theory is that the clouds act like giant TV screnes which capture the signals for a short period of time.

http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com...post&p=4058824

[fromdownunder]

Quote:

Look at the clouds. Notice all types of figures appear from animals to human figures. OF course we are told that our vivid imaginations are seeing things that do not exist. Yet these figures are quite detailed. One theory is that the clouds act like giant TV screnes which capture the signals for a short period of time.

Yes, they did this back in Shakespeare's time, so it is obviously a long term plan... to do...well, uuummmm...what exactly?.

Hamlet: Do you see yonder cloud that's almost in shape of a camel?
Polonius: By th' Mass, and 'tis like a camel, indeed.
Hamlet: Methinks it is like a weasel.
Polonius: It is backed like a weasel.
Hamlet: Or like a whale.
Polonius: Very like a whale.

Norm

[Travis]

Originally Posted by jaydeehess

Arsenic is a basic element too.
Uranium
and for that matter chlorine and fluorine.

What's more is that I have it on good authority from an inside source that every poison in existence is made up of naturally occurring elements!



Mind blowing!

[fromdownunder]

[off topic]

Travis, you have probably told this hundreds of times before, but thanks for keeping this going, month after month and year after year.

As an Admin come Mod on another Board, I have a feel as to how much work is involved, and also believe that what you do is above and beyond the call of duty.

Thanks

[/off topic]

Norm

[LordXenu]

From Henry Makow's blog on what "really" goes on with disease and vaccines:

First, disease is caused by emotional conflicts:

Quote:

In order to get a communicable disease, two factors must be present. The emotional conflict specific to the illness and the presence of the microorganism.

Masha and Dasha, a pair of Siamese twins joined at the hips share the same blood supply, yet one or the other twin girl gets a cold, a flu or a childhood disease while the other remains healthy. Why?

There is more to getting sick than just catching a bug. These two girls shared the same blood, but not the same emotional conflicts.

For example, the main emotional conflicts behind polio are fear of being stuck, imprisoned, and forced to work beyond one's abilities. The great polio epidemics coincide with the industrial age and died out with the end of child labor. In nations where child labor is still used, polio still presents a problem.

TB epidemics coincide with wars and natural disasters. Plague outbreaks coincide with total economic breakdowns. Flu season coincides with the holidays and families getting together.

Cervical cancer is a healing phase cancer. That means that after the conflict is resolved, the "cancerous" growth occurs. While the conflict is active, painless necrosis of the cervix is occurring. It becomes like microscopic Swiss Cheese.

The longer the conflict, the greater the necrosis. The "cancerous" growth is the repair of the necrosis.

When the necrosis has been fully repaired, the excess tissue breaks down. Bleeding, puss, fever and discomfort results. Human papillomavirus (HPV) is instrumental in it's breakdown and healing, it is not the cause of cancer anymore than apples cause orchards to appear.

The main conflicts that cause cervical cancer are feeling abandoned by a lover, or a fear of not being possessed by a man. The conflict is usually resolved when the lover returns, or she finds another lover. This explains the higher rate of cervical cancer in women married the 2nd time.

Thus Gardasil is worse than useless. It will not stop a single case of cervical cancer. It will stop HPV, but we don't know the dangers of a new virulent strain appearing.

Dr. Diane Harper, the lead creator of Gardasil says that 90% of HPV infections resolve themselves in two years. She also states that Gardasil would do little to prevent cancer.
http://www.activistpost.com/2011/09/...zed-after.html

"Needle shock" causes autism and diabetes and can symbolically represent rape:

Quote:

There seems to be a link with vaccinations and the alarming growth of autism, diabetes and other serious conditions.

Flu, polio, Gardasil, pneumonia and other vaccinations have been tied to the potentially deadly nerve disease- Guillain-Barre Syndrome. (GBS) The conflict behind GBS is that a person strongly feels his life is not unfolding as he hoped. He feels stuck and unable to change; the future is unchangeable.

It is not what is in the syringe (baring any contamination, deliberate or not.) that causes these conditions. We have learned that it is the stress or fear of the needle that trigger these conditions. Many of us have seen people that get nauseous, dizzy or even faint just from the sight of a needle.

Needle shock should not be underestimated. The myriad of vaccine studies all fail to take this into account.

Within hours of being vaccinated with Gardasil, a nine-year-old girl was hospitalized diabetic shock. She was resisting with disgust the thought of a future promiscuous spouse, fear of the needle and had just a fight with her parents over refusing to receive the vaccination.

To the subconscious mind of a child and even some adults, the needle can represent a knife, bayonet or even a rape, triggering diabetes, autism and other conditions.

If a child has autism it's because the child's dad raped a woman while the child's mother was pregnant:

Quote:

The increasing rate of autism is in direct proportion to the breakdown of the family. The key to autism is in the family tree. We have learned it is caused by the breakdown of communication between the generations.

A four-year-old girl seemingly became autistic from a vaccination. 4 years later I questioned both parents separately, the father after much questioning finally admitted to raping another woman while his own wife was pregnant. Confessing this to his daughter she was set free and greatly improved.

Personally, I do not take vaccinations but I'm not against them when they are needed. I believe we are over vaccinated and big pharm is profiteering off of us.

But I feel that living lives free from judgment, self criticism, covetousness, promiscuity or arguing with reality are among the true keys to health and happiness.

I think I found this month's winner.