If horoscopes were this specific we might believe them

David Swidler · 15th February 2012, 02:38 PM

Finally, a horoscope that doesn't spout vague generalities. Enjoy.

Goshawk · 15th February 2012, 06:59 PM

Some of them are for dead people. That's so meta.

Marduk · 15th February 2012, 07:04 PM

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Taurus (April 21-May 20): The stars indicate this would be a very auspicious time to drop out of any major contests, especially those involving political leadership. It turns out the stars are wary of a Republican leadership whose name has become synonymous, however briefly, with “the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex“.

Uncanny

David Swidler · 15th February 2012, 10:49 PM

Originally Posted by Goshawk

Some of them are for dead people. That's so meta.

Of course. "Meta" is the feminine form of "dead" in Hebrew. But you knew that.

Big Les · 16th February 2012, 04:23 AM

You might also enjoy Psychic Bob;

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/category/horoscopes/

David Swidler · 16th February 2012, 04:49 AM

I just remembered one I made in November 2010. Have always been a fan of those in The Onion.

Sledge · 16th February 2012, 05:08 AM

Originally Posted by David Swidler

Finally, a horoscope that doesn't spout vague generalities. Enjoy.

Finally? There's been some excellent horoscopes available for years!

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15th February 2012, 02:38 PM	#1
David Swidler Carrot Mohel Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Right here, obviously. Posts: 8,302	If horoscopes were this specific we might believe them Finally, a horoscope that doesn't spout vague generalities. Enjoy.
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15th February 2012, 10:49 PM	#4
David Swidler Carrot Mohel Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Right here, obviously. Posts: 8,302	Originally Posted by Goshawk Some of them are for dead people. That's so meta. Of course. "Meta" is the feminine form of "dead" in Hebrew. But you knew that.
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16th February 2012, 04:23 AM	#5
Big Les Not so much a medium as a large Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 5,004	You might also enjoy Psychic Bob; http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/category/horoscopes/
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16th February 2012, 04:49 AM	#6
David Swidler Carrot Mohel Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Right here, obviously. Posts: 8,302	I just remembered one I made in November 2010. Have always been a fan of those in The Onion.
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15th February 2012, 06:59 PM	#2
Goshawk Graduate Poster Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Decatur, Illinois, USA Posts: 1,453	Some of them are for dead people. That's so meta.

15th February 2012, 07:04 PM	#3
Marduk Banned Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Newbury, Berkshire Posts: 10,242	Quote: Taurus (April 21-May 20): The stars indicate this would be a very auspicious time to drop out of any major contests, especially those involving political leadership. It turns out the stars are wary of a Republican leadership whose name has become synonymous, however briefly, with “the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex“. Uncanny