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Old 6th April 2012, 01:29 PM   #1
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Who says Christians dont have a sense of humour

All you sinners out there will love this one.....

you cant beat a lie in bed....and some sex topped off with chocolate
as am a new member am not allowed to post the link to this story....

This could be one religious commandment that a congregation might find very easy to follow.
Father Phil Ritchie from All Saints Church in Hove, East Sussex, has said Easter Sunday is the perfect time for staying in bed, eating chocolate and having sex.
The vicar gave the alternative suggestion for a way to celebrate the resurrection of Christ after admitting that church just isn’t ‘cool and funky’.

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Father Phil Ritchie from All Saints Church in Hove, East Sussex
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Old 6th April 2012, 02:05 PM   #2
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Sorry for the Daily Fail link, here's the story: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...chocolate.html
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People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... timey wimey... stuff.
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Old 6th April 2012, 02:25 PM   #3
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Cake or death!
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Old 6th April 2012, 02:32 PM   #4
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Why would anyone need an excuse?

I hope she doesn't have to wait 2000 years for him to come again...
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Invert the prominent diaphragm!!!
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Old 6th April 2012, 05:30 PM   #5
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I hope she doesn't have to wait 2000 years for him to cum again...
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Old 6th April 2012, 09:18 PM   #6
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http://www.wittenburgdoor.com/

You might notice some things about it. First, it's temporarily moribund. Second, the name of the publisher (Yes, John Bloom is THE Joe-Bob Briggs, his own damn self). Third, the town name is not "Wittenburg" but "Wittenberg." It was first misspelled in the first issue and the staff liked it like that.

ETA: Oh, and the founder, Ole Anthony, helped bring down televangelist Robert Tilton. http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?p=4246518

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