Elvis Presley was killed by the freemasons

IdiotWhacker · 3rd May 2012, 12:15 AM

I have no indication if this is a poe, but frankly the person says that Elvis Presley was killed by the freemasons and there after Resurrected.

http://elvistruth.wordpress.com/2008...kill-the-king/
http://elvistruth.wordpress.com/2008...n-of-the-king/

Scott Sommers · 3rd May 2012, 02:13 AM

I'm glad to see we're back dealing with serious issues.

fromdownunder · 3rd May 2012, 03:09 AM

Elvis is still alive and running a McDonalds in Iceland with Michael Jackson and Princess Diana.

Norm

Dcdrac · 3rd May 2012, 03:20 AM

He was killed by eating too many burgers......

thedopefishlives · 3rd May 2012, 05:42 AM

Elvis? He ain't dead, he just went home.

tsig · 3rd May 2012, 06:54 AM

Originally Posted by thedopefishlives

Elvis? He ain't dead, he just went home.

He's just pining for the fjords.

Lisa Simpson · 3rd May 2012, 07:00 AM

Originally Posted by fromdownunder

Elvis is still alive and running a McDonalds in Iceland with Michael Jackson and Princess Diana.

Norm

Originally Posted by tsig

He's just pining for the fjords.

Are there fjords in Iceland?

Mudcat · 3rd May 2012, 07:29 AM

Originally Posted by Lisa Simpson

Are there fjords in Iceland?

I don't know, but there's plenty of ice in iceland.

Lucian · 3rd May 2012, 08:33 AM

Originally Posted by Lisa Simpson

Are there fjords in Iceland?

Yes.

ETA: Map of Iceland. The claw-like bit in the northwest is the Westfjords.

Lanzy · 3rd May 2012, 08:38 AM

On the exact day and very close to the exact minute Elvis died, I was driving to Oklahoma with my wife. I pointed to Graceland and told my wife, we need to go there when we have more time.

Yes, I killed Elvis with my deadly pointy finger.

bynmdsue · 3rd May 2012, 09:12 AM

If only The King had had health insurance then he wouldn't have died.

tsig · 3rd May 2012, 09:50 AM

Originally Posted by bynmdsue

If only The King had had health insurance then he wouldn't have died.

Did someone just ride a hobby horse in here, oh look at what it's done on the floor. Hobby horse manure.

BazBear · 3rd May 2012, 10:02 AM

I heard that it was the Knights of Columbus who killed him.

Border Reiver · 3rd May 2012, 10:22 AM

Originally Posted by BazBear

I heard that it was the Knights of Columbus who killed him.

It was the Knights of the Dinner Table, assisted by the Order of the Stick.

My money's on Belkar, that hairy footed god of war.

LightinDarkness · 3rd May 2012, 01:05 PM

Well, someone had to do it. We couldn't just let him get away with his groovy tunes and seductive dance moves. He had to be stopped.

BaaBaa · 3rd May 2012, 01:32 PM

"Elvis is everywhere."- M. Nixon

Erock · 3rd May 2012, 03:48 PM

Originally Posted by Dcdrac

He was killed by eating too many burgers......

I think this little fella contributed more than the burgers.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peanut_...bacon_sandwich

The freemason sandwich, confirming that the OP assertion is correct

Erock · 3rd May 2012, 03:50 PM

Originally Posted by Lisa Simpson

Are there fjords in Iceland?

Not really, but there are plenty of Vjolvos.

Oz1976 · 3rd May 2012, 05:17 PM

Originally Posted by fromdownunder

Elvis is still alive and running a McDonalds in Iceland with Michael Jackson and Princess Diana.

Norm

You forgot 2Pac and Biggie are with them too!

JohnG · 3rd May 2012, 05:24 PM

Originally Posted by Dcdrac

He was killed by eating too many burgers......

Don't be cruel.

Alferd_Packer · 3rd May 2012, 06:25 PM

Originally Posted by Dcdrac

He was killed by eating too many burgers......

burgers, hell. it was the fried bananas and giant scrapple pies.

SpitfireIX · 3rd May 2012, 07:23 PM

Originally Posted by BaaBaa

"Elvis is everywhere."- M. Nixon

Except in Michael J. Fox, the evil anti-Elvis. Elvis is also in Joan Rivers, but he's trying to get out.

gabeygoat · 3rd May 2012, 09:14 PM

All I know, is that after decades of drinking and smoking, and having sex with the wrong people, I hope y'all blame my death on an imaginary organization for my mother's sake.

IdiotWhacker · 3rd May 2012, 11:25 PM

Originally Posted by Scott Sommers

I'm glad to see we're back dealing with serious issues.

i do not know he gives us no references to the reason why he believe this stuff just that he believes that the powerful imaginary organization has a resurrection machine like the movie the Re-Animator and that what else he can think of is evidence of what they might have.

3rd May 2012, 12:15 AM	#1
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Lisa Simpson THE Lisa Simpson Administrator Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 123 Fake Street Posts: 20,107	Originally Posted by fromdownunder Elvis is still alive and running a McDonalds in Iceland with Michael Jackson and Princess Diana. Norm Originally Posted by tsig He's just pining for the fjords. Are there fjords in Iceland?
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tsig a carbon based life-form Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 27,232	Originally Posted by thedopefishlives Elvis? He ain't dead, he just went home. He's just pining for the fjords.

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Lucian Master Poster Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,571	Originally Posted by Lisa Simpson Are there fjords in Iceland? Yes. ETA: Map of Iceland. The claw-like bit in the northwest is the Westfjords.
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Lanzy Muse Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 886	On the exact day and very close to the exact minute Elvis died, I was driving to Oklahoma with my wife. I pointed to Graceland and told my wife, we need to go there when we have more time. Yes, I killed Elvis with my deadly pointy finger.
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bynmdsue Graduate Poster Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,385	If only The King had had health insurance then he wouldn't have died.

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tsig a carbon based life-form Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 27,232	Originally Posted by bynmdsue If only The King had had health insurance then he wouldn't have died. Did someone just ride a hobby horse in here, oh look at what it's done on the floor. Hobby horse manure.

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Border Reiver Master Poster Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Ottawa, ON Posts: 2,241	Originally Posted by BazBear I heard that it was the Knights of Columbus who killed him. It was the Knights of the Dinner Table, assisted by the Order of the Stick. My money's on Belkar, that hairy footed god of war.
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Erock Muse Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Debunking Linkbarf & Poop Posts: 618	Originally Posted by Dcdrac He was killed by eating too many burgers...... I think this little fella contributed more than the burgers. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peanut_...bacon_sandwich The freemason sandwich, confirming that the OP assertion is correct
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Oz1976 Muse Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 703	Originally Posted by fromdownunder Elvis is still alive and running a McDonalds in Iceland with Michael Jackson and Princess Diana. Norm You forgot 2Pac and Biggie are with them too!
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SpitfireIX Master Poster Join Date: May 2007 Location: Fort Wayne, Indiana, USA Posts: 2,831	Originally Posted by BaaBaa "Elvis is everywhere."- M. Nixon Except in Michael J. Fox, the evil anti-Elvis. Elvis is also in Joan Rivers, but he's trying to get out.
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