Teh Umpteenth Annual June Stundie Nominations - Page 5

Travis · 28th June 2012, 06:09 PM

Yes, all those people with leukemia really need to get on the ball and control their bodies better.

Horatius · 28th June 2012, 06:57 PM

Stay Healthy?

****, that's what I've been doing wrong!

thedopefishlives · 29th June 2012, 06:13 AM

Da Jooz (tm) are hot on poor Charles Traynor's tail. They're going to silence him if he reveals to our evil network of Jooz which journal he is going to publish in.

Originally Posted by Charles Traynor

You are insane you actually think I’d give a cultist like you that kind of sensitive information. I will not give the Jews the opportunity to blackmail or threaten anyone before my work is safely in print.

Safe-Keeper · 29th June 2012, 07:16 AM

Why didn't you quote the whole thing? It just gets better and better:

Quote:

Your health IS NOT MY PROBLEM. Can't afford to pay for care? Then STAY HEALTHY! It's not that hard! There are two primary sources of health care: Your OWN ACTIONS and your RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD. I mean it. God heals illness when he chooses to. When he chooses not to, then nobody can help you anyway! If you want to supplement your OWN actions by getting the advice of a doctor or using medication, then PAY FOR IT. If you can't, that's sad for you, but you have no right to FORCE ME to pay for you!

Feel that Christian love!
(not intended to stereotype, mind

)

Mongrel · 29th June 2012, 10:45 AM

A little broad, but... (found at Respectful Insolence

The proposed 2012 Platform of the Republican Party of Texas.

The post and comments have many worthy quotes but I found the most chilling to be;

Quote:

We oppose the teaching of Higher Order Thinking Skills (HOTS) (values clarification), critical thinking skills and similar programs that are simply a relabeling of Outcome-Based Education (OBE) (mastery learning) which focus on behavior modification and have the purpose of challenging the student’s fixed beliefs and undermining parental authority.

It's not as tinfoil crazy as some but the scope and potential for it to be implemented makes it worse

uke2se · 29th June 2012, 12:54 PM

Originally Posted by Mongrel

A little broad, but... (found at Respectful Insolence

The proposed 2012 Platform of the Republican Party of Texas.

The post and comments have many worthy quotes but I found the most chilling to be;

It's not as tinfoil crazy as some but the scope and potential for it to be implemented makes it worse

Wow... It has been clear for a number of years that the GOP is anti-education, but I've never seen it stated so bluntly. It's like saying that "we don't want people to think for themselves".

ETA: There's also heavy flirting with anti-vaxxers:

Quote:

Immunizations ― All adult citizens should have the legal right to conscientiously choose which vaccines are
administered to themselves or their minor children without penalty for refusing a vaccine. We oppose any effort
by any authority to mandate such vaccines or any medical database that would contain personal records of
citizens without their consent

And creationists and global warming deniers:

Quote:

Controversial Theories – We support objective teaching and equal treatment of all sides of scientific theories.
We believe theories such as life origins and environmental change should be taught as challengeable scientific
theories subject to change as new data is produced. Teachers and students should be able to discuss the
strengths and weaknesses of these theories openly and without fear of retribution or discrimination of any kind.

This document is basically an invitation to a conspiracy nut free-for-all.

Dash80 · 29th June 2012, 03:00 PM

I can't nominate this unfortunately

but it made me laugh.

I had a face-to-face discussion with a truther, he went on a little rant about JREF.

This is what he had to say about the monthly stundie threads:

Quote:

Just a bunch of debunker losers, got nuttin' better to do than try to make out that we're stupid!

Lol what do you mean TRY?

triforcharity · 29th June 2012, 05:22 PM

Our Stundie Factory overflowith....

Originally Posted by Clayton Moore

In what universe does a mass of debris compact itself?

Um.....well.......ours.....

Robrob · 29th June 2012, 05:33 PM

Originally Posted by triforcharity

our stundie factory overflowith....

Originally Posted by clayton moore

in what universe does a mass of debris compact itself?

um.....well.......ours.....

winner!

triforcharity · 29th June 2012, 05:57 PM

Originally Posted by Robrob

winner!

I figured as much.

Shut this bitch down, we're done for the month of June. See y'all losers in July!

Where do I collect my $200 reward......

Robrob · 29th June 2012, 06:06 PM

And Clayton Moore slides another one in under the wire:

Originally Posted by Clayton Moore

The people had to be collected.

After a while the people would get the gist that the vans were the dreaded gassing vans and the vans would be avoided like the plague. But besides that.

The soldiers, not the sonderkommandos, round up the victims, get them in the van and the van goes for a ride and returns with dead people in them?
Would the van, in hostile territory, be driven away from the protection of the soldiers?

The dead people must be removed from the van and disposed of by the soldiers. The soldiers must clean up the van. Then what? Go search out more victims for van gassing? And if the weather forbids the gassing cycle what are the soldiers assigned to do that they could stop doing when the weather became clement?

"Sorry Unterfeldwebel but I cannot follow your orders, I am still digging this ditch."

triforcharity · 29th June 2012, 06:10 PM

Originally Posted by Robrob

And Clayton Moore slides another one in under the wire:

"Sorry Unterfeldwebel but I cannot follow your orders, I am still digging this ditch."

Well, good one. I saw that too. I mean, surely they could do damn near ANYTHING in the meantime. They were EXTRA......

Elizabeth I · 30th June 2012, 09:23 AM

Originally Posted by Mongrel

A little broad, but... (found at Respectful Insolence

The proposed 2012 Platform of the Republican Party of Texas.

The post and comments have many worthy quotes but I found the most chilling to be;

It's not as tinfoil crazy as some but the scope and potential for it to be implemented makes it worse

Originally Posted by uke2se

Wow... It has been clear for a number of years that the GOP is anti-education, but I've never seen it stated so bluntly. It's like saying that "we don't want people to think for themselves".

ETA: There's also heavy flirting with anti-vaxxers:

And creationists and global warming deniers:

This document is basically an invitation to a conspiracy nut free-for-all.

Thanks for this. It's scary and needs to be made public.

Dave Rogers · 30th June 2012, 03:08 PM

This is a weird one. When asked to explain why it would be a problem if someone whose parents were born outside the USA could become President, chuck4842 replied:

Originally Posted by chuck4842

A good example would be Obamas pastor's, "God d@#% America!" speech. This is the influence of people who didn't work hard or sacrifice anything to build this country.

So because Jeremiah Wright Jr, a natural-born citizen of the USA, dislikes many things about his country, children of immigrants should not be allowed to become President.

Say what?

Dave

Horatius · 30th June 2012, 04:00 PM

Originally Posted by Dave Rogers

This is a weird one. When asked to explain why it would be a problem if someone whose parents were born outside the USA could become President, chuck4842 replied:

So because Jeremiah Wright Jr, a natural-born citizen of the USA, dislikes many things about his country, children of immigrants should not be allowed to become President.

Say what?

Dave

It gets better!

Originally Posted by chuck4842

Maybe means congruent, or possible, not equal. Do you not see the risk of, let's say a wealthy communist, visiting the US, impregnating a US citizen that will now be elgible to lead this wealthy communists enemy? I was shocked in 2008 by just the name of the candidate. Obama, close to Osama and the middle name of Hussein reminded me of Saddam Hussein. I think it was only natural for people to be suspicious of him. The online certificate he produced as evidence was found suspicious by many who looked at it. His history of working for the CIA makes it believable that he'd have the means to forge documents.

So, start with a "wealthy communist" (a bit of an oxymoron, that), then segue into Obama worked for the CIA, with a stopover in vaguely racist concern about his name. Beautiful work, that.

Cl1mh4224rd · 30th June 2012, 06:47 PM

Originally Posted by Dave Rogers

So because Jeremiah Wright Jr, a natural-born citizen of the USA, dislikes many things about his country, children of immigrants should not be allowed to become President.

Nah, it's because he's black. From his handful of postings, I suspect that chuck4842 is your garden-variety racist.

28th June 2012, 06:09 PM	#161
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28th June 2012, 06:57 PM	#162
Horatius NWO Kitty Wrangler Join Date: May 2006 Location: Ottawa, ON, Canada Posts: 21,894	Stay Healthy? ****, that's what I've been doing wrong!
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29th June 2012, 06:13 AM	#163
thedopefishlives Muse Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 763	Da Jooz (tm) are hot on poor Charles Traynor's tail. They're going to silence him if he reveals to our evil network of Jooz which journal he is going to publish in. Originally Posted by Charles Traynor You are insane you actually think I’d give a cultist like you that kind of sensitive information. I will not give the Jews the opportunity to blackmail or threaten anyone before my work is safely in print.
thedopefishlives Muse Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 763

29th June 2012, 07:16 AM	#164
Safe-Keeper Philosopher Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Sogndal, Norway Posts: 7,121	Why didn't you quote the whole thing? It just gets better and better: Quote: Your health IS NOT MY PROBLEM. Can't afford to pay for care? Then STAY HEALTHY! It's not that hard! There are two primary sources of health care: Your OWN ACTIONS and your RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD. I mean it. God heals illness when he chooses to. When he chooses not to, then nobody can help you anyway! If you want to supplement your OWN actions by getting the advice of a doctor or using medication, then PAY FOR IT. If you can't, that's sad for you, but you have no right to FORCE ME to pay for you! Feel that Christian love! (not intended to stereotype, mind)

29th June 2012, 10:45 AM	#165
Mongrel Begging for Scraps Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: 20 minutes in the future Posts: 1,640	A little broad, but... (found at Respectful Insolence The proposed 2012 Platform of the Republican Party of Texas. The post and comments have many worthy quotes but I found the most chilling to be; Quote: We oppose the teaching of Higher Order Thinking Skills (HOTS) (values clarification), critical thinking skills and similar programs that are simply a relabeling of Outcome-Based Education (OBE) (mastery learning) which focus on behavior modification and have the purpose of challenging the student’s fixed beliefs and undermining parental authority. It's not as tinfoil crazy as some but the scope and potential for it to be implemented makes it worse
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29th June 2012, 12:54 PM	#166
uke2se Philosopher Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,134	Originally Posted by Mongrel A little broad, but... (found at Respectful Insolence The proposed 2012 Platform of the Republican Party of Texas. The post and comments have many worthy quotes but I found the most chilling to be; It's not as tinfoil crazy as some but the scope and potential for it to be implemented makes it worse Wow... It has been clear for a number of years that the GOP is anti-education, but I've never seen it stated so bluntly. It's like saying that "we don't want people to think for themselves". ETA: There's also heavy flirting with anti-vaxxers: Quote: Immunizations ― All adult citizens should have the legal right to conscientiously choose which vaccines are administered to themselves or their minor children without penalty for refusing a vaccine. We oppose any effort by any authority to mandate such vaccines or any medical database that would contain personal records of citizens without their consent And creationists and global warming deniers: Quote: Controversial Theories – We support objective teaching and equal treatment of all sides of scientific theories. We believe theories such as life origins and environmental change should be taught as challengeable scientific theories subject to change as new data is produced. Teachers and students should be able to discuss the strengths and weaknesses of these theories openly and without fear of retribution or discrimination of any kind. This document is basically an invitation to a conspiracy nut free-for-all.
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29th June 2012, 03:00 PM	#167
Dash80 Blitzkrieg Bop Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Home Sweet Home Posts: 1,559	I can't nominate this unfortunately but it made me laugh. I had a face-to-face discussion with a truther, he went on a little rant about JREF. This is what he had to say about the monthly stundie threads: Quote: Just a bunch of debunker losers, got nuttin' better to do than try to make out that we're stupid! Lol what do you mean TRY?
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29th June 2012, 05:22 PM	#168
triforcharity Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: The South! Posts: 12,236	Our Stundie Factory overflowith.... Originally Posted by Clayton Moore In what universe does a mass of debris compact itself? Um.....well.......ours.....
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29th June 2012, 05:33 PM	#169
Robrob Illuminator Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 3,660	Originally Posted by triforcharity our stundie factory overflowith.... Originally Posted by clayton moore in what universe does a mass of debris compact itself? um.....well.......ours..... winner!
Robrob Illuminator Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 3,660

29th June 2012, 05:57 PM	#170
triforcharity Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: The South! Posts: 12,236	Originally Posted by Robrob winner! I figured as much. Shut this bitch down, we're done for the month of June. See y'all losers in July! Where do I collect my $200 reward......
	__________________ "The horse has been led to the water, the horse is in fact standing up to its knees in the water, but the horse is telling you in a loud voice that there's no water to be had....he's still so very thirsty!" ~alienentity

29th June 2012, 06:06 PM	#171
Robrob Illuminator Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 3,660	And Clayton Moore slides another one in under the wire: Originally Posted by Clayton Moore The people had to be collected. After a while the people would get the gist that the vans were the dreaded gassing vans and the vans would be avoided like the plague. But besides that. The soldiers, not the sonderkommandos, round up the victims, get them in the van and the van goes for a ride and returns with dead people in them? Would the van, in hostile territory, be driven away from the protection of the soldiers? The dead people must be removed from the van and disposed of by the soldiers. The soldiers must clean up the van. Then what? Go search out more victims for van gassing? And if the weather forbids the gassing cycle what are the soldiers assigned to do that they could stop doing when the weather became clement? "Sorry Unterfeldwebel but I cannot follow your orders, I am still digging this ditch."
Robrob Illuminator Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 3,660

29th June 2012, 06:10 PM	#172
triforcharity Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: The South! Posts: 12,236	Originally Posted by Robrob And Clayton Moore slides another one in under the wire: "Sorry Unterfeldwebel but I cannot follow your orders, I am still digging this ditch." Well, good one. I saw that too. I mean, surely they could do damn near ANYTHING in the meantime. They were EXTRA......
	__________________ "The horse has been led to the water, the horse is in fact standing up to its knees in the water, but the horse is telling you in a loud voice that there's no water to be had....he's still so very thirsty!" ~alienentity

30th June 2012, 09:23 AM	#173
Elizabeth I Olympic Equestrian Wannabe Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Defending the Alamo Posts: 9,269	Originally Posted by Mongrel A little broad, but... (found at Respectful Insolence The proposed 2012 Platform of the Republican Party of Texas. The post and comments have many worthy quotes but I found the most chilling to be; It's not as tinfoil crazy as some but the scope and potential for it to be implemented makes it worse Originally Posted by uke2se Wow... It has been clear for a number of years that the GOP is anti-education, but I've never seen it stated so bluntly. It's like saying that "we don't want people to think for themselves". ETA: There's also heavy flirting with anti-vaxxers: And creationists and global warming deniers: This document is basically an invitation to a conspiracy nut free-for-all. Thanks for this. It's scary and needs to be made public.
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30th June 2012, 03:08 PM	#174
Dave Rogers Bandaged ice that stampedes inexpensively through a scribbled morning waving necessary ankles Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: In a world lit only by fire. Posts: 17,894	This is a weird one. When asked to explain why it would be a problem if someone whose parents were born outside the USA could become President, chuck4842 replied: Originally Posted by chuck4842 A good example would be Obamas pastor's, "God d@#% America!" speech. This is the influence of people who didn't work hard or sacrifice anything to build this country. So because Jeremiah Wright Jr, a natural-born citizen of the USA, dislikes many things about his country, children of immigrants should not be allowed to become President. Say what? Dave
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30th June 2012, 04:00 PM	#175
Horatius NWO Kitty Wrangler Join Date: May 2006 Location: Ottawa, ON, Canada Posts: 21,894	Originally Posted by Dave Rogers This is a weird one. When asked to explain why it would be a problem if someone whose parents were born outside the USA could become President, chuck4842 replied: So because Jeremiah Wright Jr, a natural-born citizen of the USA, dislikes many things about his country, children of immigrants should not be allowed to become President. Say what? Dave It gets better! Originally Posted by chuck4842 Maybe means congruent, or possible, not equal. Do you not see the risk of, let's say a wealthy communist, visiting the US, impregnating a US citizen that will now be elgible to lead this wealthy communists enemy? I was shocked in 2008 by just the name of the candidate. Obama, close to Osama and the middle name of Hussein reminded me of Saddam Hussein. I think it was only natural for people to be suspicious of him. The online certificate he produced as evidence was found suspicious by many who looked at it. His history of working for the CIA makes it believable that he'd have the means to forge documents. So, start with a "wealthy communist" (a bit of an oxymoron, that), then segue into Obama worked for the CIA, with a stopover in vaguely racist concern about his name. Beautiful work, that.
	__________________ Obviously, that means cats are indeed evil and that ownership or display of a feline is an overt declaration of one's affiliation with dark forces. - Cl1mh4224rd

30th June 2012, 06:47 PM	#176
Cl1mh4224rd Philosopher Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Pennsylvania, USA Posts: 6,618	Originally Posted by Dave Rogers So because Jeremiah Wright Jr, a natural-born citizen of the USA, dislikes many things about his country, children of immigrants should not be allowed to become President. Nah, it's because he's black. From his handful of postings, I suspect that chuck4842 is your garden-variety racist.