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PETA asks Obama to spare the pardon on turkeys
http://www.politico.com/politico44/2...ng-150038.html I can understand PETA's position on asking Obama to "spare" as opposed to "pardon" a couple of turkeys, however, as an omnivore, come tomorrow, i'm about to let the carnivore side of me speak for itself. Happy Thankgiving everyone!
Hope I posted this in the correct forum. ....
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The turkey needs a pardon as they are guilty...of being, well, this is a lame joke not gonna bother finishing it.
Soylent Green is turkeys! Run, Jimmy! Run!!! |
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"Great innovations should not be forced [by way of] slender majorities." - Thomas Jefferson The government should nationalize it! Socialized, single-payer video game development and sales now! More, cheaper, better games, right? Right? |
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Being deliciously comestible is turkeys' divine punishment for being noisily stupid ...
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"Let me explain the order of things for you. There's the aristocracy, the upper class, middle class, working class, dumb animals, waiters, creeping things, head lice, people who eat packet soup, and then you." (Chef) |
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Starting Now
For every anti-PETA post in this thread, I'm gonna donate THREE dollars to PETA.
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Arrested Development is coming back! Michael (to GOB): Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I’ll leave when I’m good and ready. Last edited by Cain; 21st November 2012 at 09:21 AM. Reason: Or I'll send the money to the lovely, pro-"terrorist" magazine BITE BACK. |
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Join Date: Jun 2003
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It's NOT denial. I'm just very selective about the reality I accept. -- Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes) The Gweat and Tewwible Winged One
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Looks like the one on top has a magazine, thus needs less reloading. Also, the muzzle shroud makes it less likely for a spree killer to burn his hands. The pistol grip makes it more comfortable for the spree killer to shoot. thaiboxerken |
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THE Lisa Simpson
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For every pro-PETA post, I'm going to shake my head sadly at the supporters of terrorism.
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That's what the Internet does -- you get a free bonus prize of Stupid Lies with every box of Delicious Facts. - cracked.com Facts are satanic litter on the heavenly highway to blind faith! - Betty Bowers |
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According to the link in the link, nobody is going to eat either of these birds anyway.
If you eat all your turkeys at Thanksgiving, what are you going to have for Christmas dinner? Rolfe. |
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"The way we vote will depend, ultimately, on whether we are persuaded to hope or to fear." - Aonghas MacNeacail, June 2012. |
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a carbon based life-form
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If Charlie Parker Was a Gunslinger, There'd Be a Whole Lot of Dead Copycats
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Hey PETA: You're a wonderful organization and I hate you and hope you die.
Sort that out threateners. |
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Creativity is more than just being different. Anybody can plan weird; that's easy. What's hard is to be as simple as Bach. Making the simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. - Charles Mingus |
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Christmas? Duck or venison.
Mom does rad things with reindeer meat. Seriously, she does. The trick is, apparently, making sure the meat doesn't dry out. And remembering to spit out the buckshots. yes, boys and girls: I'Ve eaten Rudolph. With great enjoyment. After Dad shot him. Right in front of Santa as well. (Long story: Dad worked as a civilian on Sønderstrøm Airforce Base in Greenland, Took up hunting, shot a reindeer, send home the meat and we had a very nice christmas dinner on it. And if you want to talk about stupid avians, try grouse: When they hunted them in Greenland, They could pretty much walk right up and stand within a foot of the stoopid things without them even reacting. Since Dad and his buddies liked to give the things a sporting chance, they actually had to have clappers chasing the dumb things into flight.) |
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If anyone told you that I'm a nice person, they were either from a different level of existance, lying through their teeth or mentally instable. "We? That better be you and that invisible aardwarck in your pocket you are talking about, because I KNOW you are not stupid enough to open a giant can of whoop ass by claiming you know what I think." Stop Sylvia Browne |
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There is no problem so great that it cannot be fixed by small explosives carefully placed. Wash this space! We fight for the Lady Babylon!!! |
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I don't get PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals). God wants us to eat animals, else he would not have constructed them of meat.
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I'm a not-so-strict constructionist, fiscally conservative, social liberal. Exactly which party represents me? |
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Where am I going to find a piece of metal? Here...in space...at this hour? |
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buck shot man!!! shotgun load that consists of a big slug(or several large slugs). very effective
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Turkey, like most meat, is over-rated.
But PETA are PITA. |
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He bade me take any rug in the house. |
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In Norway, reindeer are domesticated, so no need to shoot them.
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Where am I going to find a piece of metal? Here...in space...at this hour? |
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Omnes Blessant Ultima necat "I want, and this is my last and most dear wish, I want that the last of the king be strangled with the guts of the last priest" (Jean Meslier / 1664-1729 / Testament) A very early french atheist, a catholic priest in life. |
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Omnes Blessant Ultima necat "I want, and this is my last and most dear wish, I want that the last of the king be strangled with the guts of the last priest" (Jean Meslier / 1664-1729 / Testament) A very early french atheist, a catholic priest in life. |
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Species traitor
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Not just terrorists: vegeterrorists.
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Philosopher
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Omnes Blessant Ultima necat "I want, and this is my last and most dear wish, I want that the last of the king be strangled with the guts of the last priest" (Jean Meslier / 1664-1729 / Testament) A very early french atheist, a catholic priest in life. |
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Omnes Blessant Ultima necat "I want, and this is my last and most dear wish, I want that the last of the king be strangled with the guts of the last priest" (Jean Meslier / 1664-1729 / Testament) A very early french atheist, a catholic priest in life. |
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I have now reread what I've just written, and I see that I'm much more intelligent than what I've written. How does it come about that what an intelligent man expresses is much stupider than what remains inside him? -Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Adolescent |
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Unimpressed Female
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Whops. Called my dad, whom after laughing, told me that I apparently have mixed things up.
You CAN shoot a Reindeer with buckshots, but at VERY short range. Otherwise you just wound the poor thing. Bad form for hunters. The deer we ate were shot with a 308 cal. rifle (to those whom that makes sense). The Grouse on the other hand were the ones we pulled buckshot out of. My memory got fouled up. |
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If anyone told you that I'm a nice person, they were either from a different level of existance, lying through their teeth or mentally instable. "We? That better be you and that invisible aardwarck in your pocket you are talking about, because I KNOW you are not stupid enough to open a giant can of whoop ass by claiming you know what I think." Stop Sylvia Browne |
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If anyone told you that I'm a nice person, they were either from a different level of existance, lying through their teeth or mentally instable. "We? That better be you and that invisible aardwarck in your pocket you are talking about, because I KNOW you are not stupid enough to open a giant can of whoop ass by claiming you know what I think." Stop Sylvia Browne |
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Arrested Development is coming back! Michael (to GOB): Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I’ll leave when I’m good and ready. |
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Here's a turkey for you ..
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If anyone told you that I'm a nice person, they were either from a different level of existance, lying through their teeth or mentally instable. "We? That better be you and that invisible aardwarck in your pocket you are talking about, because I KNOW you are not stupid enough to open a giant can of whoop ass by claiming you know what I think." Stop Sylvia Browne |
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It's guaranteed I'm overreacting. |
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**** peta
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"Fixin' crap that ain't broke." |
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Arrested Development is coming back! Michael (to GOB): Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I’ll leave when I’m good and ready. |
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