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New Blood
Join Date: Dec 2003
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Sylvia Brown On Montel CRAZY!
Hello,
This is similar to the post about Sylvia but I wanted this read and not get lost in the other replys so i thought I post another post. This is not word for word but I'll give you the gist of what she said. WARNING!!! this is the most ridiculous thing she has ever said. A lady in the audience had a 24 foot pool that was 4 feet deep. they were in the pool cleaning it one evening until about 9:30 pm. They went into the house ect. The next morning they went outside and seen that most of the water from the pool was gone. All of the water except about a foot in the bottom of the pool. They looked for leaks and any water on the ground ect. and could find no evidence of were the water went. They had since filled up the pool again and no water has been gone since so a leak according to then has been ruled out. She then asked Sylvia if she knew where the water went? Sylvia said that a space ship, ufo, alien (can't remember exact wording) came down and sucked out the water. They needed water. Montel recalled about a time where Sylvia mentioned that we were going to have an "encounter" soon. She then claimed Montel already had one and made a reference to the fact that aliens were already in his audience. She probably meant illegal aliens from another country. Anyway, hopefully someone that has a tape of the show can give a word for word transcript for it. This part was almost at the end of the show. What's amazing is the lady believed it because she mentioned that her husband was saying the same thing. Thanks for reading. |
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New Blood
Join Date: Dec 2003
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Sylvia Brown
i was thinking about the ufo sucking the water out of the pool thing that Sylvia talked about and thought,
this earth is covered with huge amounts of water, oceans, lakes ect. why would the yget or want water from a 24 foot pool in someones back yard. Compared to the entire world and all other water that is like a needle in a haystack. Oh, I forgot, Aliens need chlorinated water. They don't have the technology to clean dirty water. Plus, Zoltar mentioned to me that the chlorine can be taken out and used for fuel. He said it was like a vaction to come here and get water from pools. It seems that they only needed it once because no other pool water has come up missing. I better go check out my pool make sure ti has water. Thanks again for reading. Ray W. "I am going to fake a ufo and take pics to see who believes it." |
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Muse
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 914
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I can attest to the truth of this statement.
About a 2 years ago I woke to find small green creatures in my yard running through the sprinklers. I asked them politely if they realized what time it was and told them to keep it down because it might wake my neighbors. They told me that they hadn’t realized it was so late because they weren’t adjusted to the time change after traveling to Earth from Mars. They apologized and before leaving asked if they could borrow my garden hose. I said "Do you need it to fuel your UFO with water?". They responded that they didn't. Their hose had a leak in it and they had wanted to use it on their Slip ‘n Slide over the weekend. They then apologized again for waking me, probed me, and promised to return the hose by Monday. I have yet to see it again. |
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Pith Artist
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The '80s
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Call me old fashioned, but if someone claims that aliens steal pool water, claims that a famous TV celebrity has met aliens, and then looks around and sees aliens in the crowd of people watching her...
wouldn't these normally be grounds for committing someone to some form of secure clinic? I mean she seriously sounds like she has lost what little grasp of reality she ever had. And yet people STILL listen to this woman? Maybe she is a sarcastic sceptic. Maybe she's trying to see how far she can with her claims before people actually stop listening to her. By the looks of it at the moment it really appears she could tell some of these audience members that they themselves were aliens, and they would start saying "Yes, that explains everything. I must be an alien". |
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With extraordinary few exceptions no educated person in the history of Western Civilization from the third century B.C. onward believed that the earth was flat. - Jeffrey Burton Russell No one "proved" that a bumblebee can't fly. What was shown was that a certain simple mathematical model wasn't adequate or appropriate - Ivars Peterson |
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Muse
Join Date: Oct 2001
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This was in the USA, right?
I certainly hope the aliens left a tip. Otherwise they may not get good service here next time! |
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Pith Artist
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The '80s
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Bulgo: What does this little red light on our spaceship dashboard mean?
Warg: Quick! We need some water for the X-4 Glugon propulsions drive Bulgo: What about that blue-green planet over there Warg: Earth, perfect. That'll have water Bulgo: What about those big oceans Warg: Nah, too much salt Bulgo: What about those mountain rivers? Warg: Nah, too pure Bulgo: That lake? Warg: Nah, incorrect organic makeup. Too many fish. Bulgo: Wow you're picky Warg: There, that's it! That's the one! The Johnson's pool, 54 Crescent Drive, Lancaster, Illinois Bulgo: Has it got the correct chemical makeup? Warg: It's perfect - water, chlorine, leaves, urine from several different humans, dog saliva, Dorito crumbs and grass Bulgo: Shall we stop in and visit Sylvia while we're here? Warg: No way. She's getting a bit weird these days. |
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Penultimate Amazing
Join Date: Aug 2001
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Transcript, please?
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Critical Thinker
Join Date: Jul 2004
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This doesn't make sense at all.
The movie Signs showed that aliens are allergic to water or something. That's why I built a moat around my bed at home. |
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Illuminator
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Dayton, OH
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WILLIAMS: Where is Carla at? Carla. Ms. BROWNE: There's Carla right there. WILLIAMS: Carla, Carla, talk to me for a second. Darling, you're going to tell me you have a swimming pool... CARLA: Mm-hmm. WILLIAMS: ...an above-ground swimming pool. CARLA: Mm-hmm. WILLIAMS: Out back side of your house. CARLA: Mm-hmm. WILLIAMS: How big is it? CARLA: It's 24X4 feet. WILLIAMS: Four feet deep. CARLA: Mm-hmm. WILLIAMS: Holds how many gallons of water? CARLA: Eighteen thousand. WILLIAMS: You went to bed one night, swimming pool's full. CARLA: Mm-hmm. We were actually in the pool swimming. WILLIAMS: Woke up--you were in the pool swimming? CARLA: Till about--till about 9:30, cleaning in the pool, and I was in it, I get in it and clean the pool. WILLIAMS: You were splashing water out. CARLA: Mm-hmm. Our children, my husband and I. WILLIAMS: Doing cannonballs and all that stuff. CARLA: Mm-hmm. WILLIAMS: Weren't you--OK. So now you get done, you go in the house. You walk back out at 7 in the morning... CARLA: Mm-hmm. WILLIAMS: ...8 in the morning and what do you see? CARLA: There was only about a couple of inches, about a half a foot, a foot deep of water, all the water was gone. WILLIAMS: And the grass around the pool was soaking wet? CARLA: There was not a drop. My husband and I and our children were amazed. We all walked around the pool and looked under it, because you can get to the--all around the pool you can get underneath the porch and see. There was no water. No sign of water whatsoever. We don't know what happened. WILLIAMS: You couldn't pick it up and take a look underneath, make sure there was a leak in the middle? CARLA: No. No. We thought maybe it had a leak in it, but we had just replaced the liner. We'd only been living there about two years. Ms. BROWNE: Now, you're really going to--you're going to really worry about me after I tell you this. WILLIAMS: I'm waiting for this one, boy. If you tell me a whole bunch of ghosties came... Ms. BROWNE: It's an outer space thing. WILLIAMS: What? Ms. BROWNE: This was an outer space thing. CARLA: I can't believe you're saying that. That's so--that is funny, because that's what my husband and everyone joked about and they... Ms. BROWNE: No, it's true. They wanted the water and they siphoned it up. CARLA: We had a UFO touch down. That's what... Ms. BROWNE: I know I am perfectly--I'm not running a temperature, I am perfectly--see? WILLIAMS: OK. She's all there. So aliens flew over, stuck that hose and say `yo,' right? I--I dare you come by my house and stick a hose out of your ship at me. Huh? CARLA: Yeah. Because it didn't have a hole in it. After about a week, the rain--we live in Florida, we had a lot of rain in that August, it started filling back up and my husband and I decided to fill it back up with water, and it's not leaked a drop since. Ms. BROWNE: It hasn't gone since. CARLA: Never was no odor around. Ms. BROWNE: If it was leaking, it would have gone again. CARLA: Yeah. There--no, it's not a lea--it's not a hole by no means. WILLIAMS: You say that we are going to actually have an encounter. Ms. BROWNE: We do all the time. WILLIAMS: I want to see one! Ms. BROWNE: You know, you've had some in your audience. WILLIAMS: I might believe that! Let me take a little break. We'll be back right after this. |
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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What I find amazing, is these aliens need water, so they travel light years to get to our planet and instead of siphoning off a lake or some sort of clean source of water, they choose to siphon off a swimming pool full of chlorinated water that people have been cavorting in. Amazing! And to think that 18 thousand gallons of chorinated water is enough to solve their water problems. Some people are more stupid than mud - oh wait, I'm sorry, it must be the aliens that are stupid because they took the water.....
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Militant Elvisian Tacoist
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Dallas, TX
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When I was growing up we had an above-ground pool. The filter was on the ground next to it and had two hoses, one to draw water and one to return it, that went up from the filter, over the side, and down into the water. Several times a year our dogs would knock over the filter which would disconnect the hoses that were full of water. The hoses would then siphon out the water in just a few hours. It never occured to me to assume that aleens was steelin' ma water!
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Penultimate Amazing
Join Date: Aug 2001
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Some day, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a(nother) service for me. But uh, until that day -- accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day. Ehh....or something like that.... ![]() BTW, I emailed Randi about the transcript, so no need for others to do it. It really is a classic....!! |
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Muse
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Smithers, BC
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I just found out Sylvia is coming to my old university in Vancouver.
http://www.canada.com/vancouver/arou...b-519fc14c8a70 |
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Pith Artist
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The '80s
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Great quote from that article:
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With extraordinary few exceptions no educated person in the history of Western Civilization from the third century B.C. onward believed that the earth was flat. - Jeffrey Burton Russell No one "proved" that a bumblebee can't fly. What was shown was that a certain simple mathematical model wasn't adequate or appropriate - Ivars Peterson |
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Pith Artist
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The '80s
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Another one:
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With extraordinary few exceptions no educated person in the history of Western Civilization from the third century B.C. onward believed that the earth was flat. - Jeffrey Burton Russell No one "proved" that a bumblebee can't fly. What was shown was that a certain simple mathematical model wasn't adequate or appropriate - Ivars Peterson |
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Critical Thinker
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Wow, Browne predicted Florida would get hit by a hurricane this year. 3 times now, right? That's just eerie. And since Browne knows the answer to every question, it's time for Stephen Hawking to write up a few questions stumping him to get answered by Browne.
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Critical Thinker
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Graduate Poster
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: San Jose, CA
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By my calculation a swimming pool 24 feet in diameter and 4 feet deep would hold 13529 gallons if filled to the top. Their swimming pool must have a connection to another dimension if they put 18,000 gallons of water in it.... That must be where the water went: someone forgot to close the door to the 5th dimension..
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Hipster alien
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Is the JREF message board training wheels for people who hope to one day troll other message boards? It is not that hard to get us to believe you. We are not the major leagues or even the minor leagues. We are Pee-Wee baseball. If you love striking out 10-year-olds, then you'll love trolling our board. |
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NLH
Join Date: Oct 2002
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If the pool is circular, 12ft radius by 4 feet deep is 1809ft3 or 13530 of your quaint US Gallons.
She said 18,000? Edit- Oops! Patnray got there way ahead of me. |
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