Bibleman

Johnny Pneumatic · 19th October 2004, 09:07 AM

I learned of this over on SC. Fundamentalists really don't have to be mocked. They seem to be fully able to make themselves look stupid on their own. www.bibleman.com

Marquis de Carabas · 19th October 2004, 09:11 AM

Apparently, there's a Biblegirl, too. I guess her superpower is supersubmission to Bibleman's will.

Cosmo · 19th October 2004, 09:14 AM

What? No screenshots or free videos? Apparently Bibleman only reaches out through videos and DVDs.

Ipecac · 19th October 2004, 09:18 AM

Quote:

With Miles Peterson enjoying his retirement, Cypher, Biblegirl, and U.N.I.C.E are introduced to their new team member, Josh Carpenter~the new Bibleman!

Not to be outdone by a new Bibleman, the Wacky Protestor formulates a plan to not only re-invent himself, but to create a world where there will be no Christians, no churches, no Bibles, and no God!

Wow! Sign me up!

TragicMonkey · 19th October 2004, 09:19 AM

I saw a clip of "Bibleman" on some VH1 show a while ago (I think he used to be somebody) and decided that Bibleman falls under what I term the "George Costanza Syndrome" : someone else acting in such a manner that I myself feel embarrassed for them to the degree of actually squirming, simply by seeing it. Empathic humiliation.

Lord Emsworth · 19th October 2004, 09:23 AM

After taking this test I am now a member of the

SENIOR BIBLE CORPS

Yeeeaaahhh ...

Marquis de Carabas · 19th October 2004, 09:24 AM

The original Bibleman was Willie Aames (who also wrote and directed the first series, at least) of Charles in Charge and Eight is Enough fame.

I will always remember him best, though, as Hank in the D&D cartoon.

TragicMonkey · 19th October 2004, 09:30 AM

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Originally posted by Marquis de Carabas
The original Bibleman was Willie Aames (who also wrote and directed the first series, at least) of Charles in Charge and Eight is Enough fame.

Charles in Charge? Wow. What a career change. Idiotic crap spewing from the screen and soiling the eyeballs of anyone who watches while it reduces their brains to moldy cheese. And then he did Bibleman, too.

c4ts · 19th October 2004, 09:33 AM

I would sell my soul to write for that show!

But they'd probably fire me once they realized what I was doing.

Bruce · 19th October 2004, 09:42 AM

Mad TV had a lovely spoof of Bibleman. I've only seen two clips. Unfortunately, I don't remember them well enough to comment.

Yaotl · 19th October 2004, 10:18 AM

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Originally posted by Marquis de Carabas
The original Bibleman was Willie Aames (who also wrote and directed the first series, at least) of Charles in Charge and Eight is Enough fame.

I will always remember him best, though, as Hank in the D&D cartoon.

Oh my, I never made that connection. I loved the D&D cartoon. CinC was one of my favorite shows at the time too. Poor poor Willie Aames

Tony · 19th October 2004, 10:27 AM

Does anyone else think it's sad that christians have to hijack pop-culture (aka the tool of Satan) to [try to] make their cult more appealing?

Some might interpret that as a sign of decay.

Lisa Simpson · 19th October 2004, 10:30 AM

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Originally posted by Tony
Does anyone else think it's sad that christians have to hijack pop-culture (aka the tool of Satan) to [try to] make their cult more appealing?

Some might interpret that as a sign of decay.

I don't know that it's decay so much as rolling with the times. God has 500 cable channels and the internet to compete with for the souls of America's youth.

Marquis de Carabas · 19th October 2004, 10:32 AM

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Originally posted by Yaotl
Oh my, I never made that connection. I loved the D&D cartoon. CinC was one of my favorite shows at the time too. Poor poor Willie Aames

I am the lucky owner of every D&D episode. That was the only cartoon that ever made me want to get out of bed on Saturdays. Of course, it's also the cartoon that got me into D&D which drew me deeper into the bowels of el Diablo and condemned my soul to Hell. [sigh]

Yaotl · 19th October 2004, 10:40 AM

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Originally posted by Marquis de Carabas
I am the lucky owner of every D&D episode. That was the only cartoon that ever made me want to get out of bed on Saturdays. Of course, it's also the cartoon that got me into D&D which drew me deeper into the bowels of el Diablo and condemned my soul to Hell. [sigh]

Jesus saves, he rolls a 6.

alfaniner · 19th October 2004, 10:41 AM

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Originally posted by Marquis de Carabas
I am the lucky owner of every D&D episode. That was the only cartoon that ever made me want to get out of bed on Saturdays. Of course, it's also the cartoon that got me into D&D which drew me deeper into the bowels of el Diablo and condemned my soul to Hell. [sigh]

You know, I watched that show for weeks, and never noticed, until my much younger sister pointed out, that Venjur only had one horn. Go figure...

Marquis de Carabas · 19th October 2004, 10:43 AM

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Originally posted by Yaotl
Jesus saves, he rolls a 6.

Pretty good roll.

Assuming, of course, that since Jesus is perfect, he's playing 2nd Edition, not 3rd.

Yaotl · 19th October 2004, 10:54 AM

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Originally posted by Marquis de Carabas
Pretty good roll.

Assuming, of course, that since Jesus is perfect, he's playing 2nd Edition, not 3rd.

Jesus is old school, just not 1st ed. old school.

c4ts · 19th October 2004, 11:00 AM

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Originally posted by Marquis de Carabas
Pretty good roll.

Assuming, of course, that since Jesus is perfect, he's playing 2nd Edition, not 3rd.

I just hope that wasn't a percentage roll.

Scot C. Trypal · 19th October 2004, 11:10 AM

Wasnâ€™t there a thread that equated Christians to the borg a little while back?

That guy on the right looks a bit borgish to me.

AtheistArchon · 19th October 2004, 11:11 AM

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You know, I watched that show for weeks, and never noticed, until my much younger sister pointed out, that Venjur only had one horn. Go figure...

- Did Tiamat bite the other one off?

Marquis de Carabas · 19th October 2004, 11:13 AM

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Originally posted by Scot C. Trypal
Wasnâ€™t there a thread that equated Christians to the borg a little while back?

That guy on the right looks a bit borgish to me.

To me he just looks pissed off he didn't land that Power Rangers job.

alfaniner · 19th October 2004, 11:16 AM

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Originally posted by AtheistArchon
- Did Tiamat bite the other one off?

Hey, ask the guy with the collection!! Although I seem to recall that in a flashback...

(At least I have all the Robotech episodes!!)

TragicMonkey · 19th October 2004, 11:18 AM

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Originally posted by Marquis de Carabas
To me he just looks pissed off he didn't land that Power Rangers job.

All three look a bit frowny. Aren't they happy with their jobs?

Marquis de Carabas · 19th October 2004, 11:21 AM

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Originally posted by TragicMonkey
All three look a bit frowny. Aren't they happy with their jobs?

Well the woman on the left is unhappy because, well, it's her Christian duty to be unhappy. Bibleman himself is constipated. It's hard to relieve oneself through the armor of God.

Tony · 19th October 2004, 11:22 AM

Why do BibleMan and his minions need all that equipment? Is the power of the holy spiritTM not enough?

Marquis de Carabas · 19th October 2004, 11:23 AM

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Originally posted by Tony
Why do BibleMan and his minions need all that equipment? Is the power of the holy spiritTM not enough?

They don't need it, but it makes them look cool...no, wait, that can't be right...

TragicMonkey · 19th October 2004, 11:24 AM

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Originally posted by Tony
Why do BibleMan and his minions need all that equipment? Is the power of the holy spiritTM not enough?

Well, normally it is. But Lex Luthor has been developing a new purple kryptonite that neutralizes the Holy SpiritTM. His armies of robots are armed with these powerful new weapons, and by using ninja kung-fu moves the robots are trying to send Bibleman and his friends to Pee-Pee Hell.

Tony · 19th October 2004, 11:24 AM

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Originally posted by Marquis de Carabas
Well the woman on the left is unhappy because, well, it's her Christian duty to be unhappy. Bibleman himself is constipated. It's hard to relieve oneself through the armor of God.

What about the black guy? He must be secretly thinking "God dammit, this is what I get for supporting affirmative action?".

Tony · 19th October 2004, 11:26 AM

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Originally posted by Marquis de Carabas
They don't need it, but it makes them look cool...no, wait, that can't be right...

Say what? Jesus didn't need to look cool when he was nailed to the cross. Perhaps if Jesus had a light saber things would have turned out different.

AtheistArchon · 19th October 2004, 11:32 AM

- Look at that picture. Chrome armor, a lightsaber, cool gadgets, foam padding.

- Now read the bible.

- Friends, if ever there was a more hopeless disparity, this is it. Furthermore, it's hard to even have much pity on the poor kids who are actually raised with... um... "bibleman" as their hero.

Johnny: "Let's play cops n' robbers!"
Jeff: "Nnnnaaah, mom says that's too violent."
Johnny: "Well then let's play cowboys n' indians!"
Jeff: "Nnnnahh, mom says indians were heathens."
Johnny: "Okay, let's play superheroes!"
Jeff: "Okay!! Get ready forrr.. BIBLEMAN!" *strikes pose*
Johnny: "Uh dude, I'm going to have to kick your ass now." *beating commences*

Marquis de Carabas · 19th October 2004, 11:33 AM

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Originally posted by Tony
What about the black guy? He must be secretly thinking "God dammit, this is what I get for supporting of affirmative action".

The black guy is thinking "I'm sure if Malcolm was alive, he'd revise his slogan to 'By any means necessary, short of appearing in straight to video Christian superhero shows.'"

Operaider · 19th October 2004, 12:38 PM

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Originally posted by Marquis de Carabas
The black guy is thinking "I'm sure if Malcolm was alive, he'd revise his slogan to 'By any means necessary, short of appearing in straight to video Christian superhero shows.'"

Black bible man?

DarkMagician · 19th October 2004, 12:55 PM

Bibleman, weilding his mighty sword of Wuss, goes to combat stereotyped evil!

skeptikat · 19th October 2004, 01:25 PM

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Originally posted by Cosmo
What? No screenshots or free videos? Apparently Bibleman only reaches out through videos and DVDs.

They do have samples of the snappy CD soundtrack.

Scot C. Trypal · 19th October 2004, 02:38 PM

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Originally posted by Marquis de Carabas
Well the woman on the left is unhappy because, well, it's her Christian duty to be unhappy. Bibleman himself is constipated. It's hard to relieve oneself through the armor of God.

Anyone else remember Family Guy? Iâ€™m reminded of the episode where the Catholic grandfather convinces Chris to stop â€œwhat he does in the bathroomâ€, or heâ€™ll burn in Hell.

Marquis de Carabas · 19th October 2004, 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by Scot C. Trypal

Anyone else remember Family Guy? Iâ€™m reminded of the episode where the Catholic grandfather convinces Chris to stop â€œwhat he does in the bathroomâ€, or heâ€™ll burn in Hell.

LMAO Family Guy was great. I heard rumours they're bringing it back, or trying to. Anyone know? I might actually turn on my TV for some other reason than sports and xbox.

Scot C. Trypal · 19th October 2004, 02:43 PM

Yes. Family Guy:

http://www.fox.com/familyguy/

and a new one from Seth MacFarlane, American Dad:

http://www.fox.com/americandad/home.htm

AWPrime · 19th October 2004, 02:50 PM

Is it a parody?

You can't be sure with American TV.

Cthulhu · 19th October 2004, 03:42 PM

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Originally posted by AWPrime
Is it a parody?

You can't be sure with American TV.

Huh? no..Family Guy really is coming backm if that is what you are referring to. They are hoping either March or May.

Can't wait myself.

19th October 2004, 09:07 AM	#1
Johnny Pneumatic Corpuscle Clay Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,089	Bibleman I learned of this over on SC. Fundamentalists really don't have to be mocked. They seem to be fully able to make themselves look stupid on their own. www.bibleman.com
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19th October 2004, 09:11 AM	#2
Marquis de Carabas Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: vuori Posts: 27,106	Apparently, there's a Biblegirl, too. I guess her superpower is supersubmission to Bibleman's will.
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19th October 2004, 09:18 AM	#4
Ipecac Graduate Poster Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,852	Quote: With Miles Peterson enjoying his retirement, Cypher, Biblegirl, and U.N.I.C.E are introduced to their new team member, Josh Carpenter~the new Bibleman! Not to be outdone by a new Bibleman, the Wacky Protestor formulates a plan to not only re-invent himself, but to create a world where there will be no Christians, no churches, no Bibles, and no God! Wow! Sign me up!
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19th October 2004, 09:19 AM	#5
TragicMonkey Poisoned Waffles Pither Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Monkey Posts: 30,069	I saw a clip of "Bibleman" on some VH1 show a while ago (I think he used to be somebody) and decided that Bibleman falls under what I term the "George Costanza Syndrome" : someone else acting in such a manner that I myself feel embarrassed for them to the degree of actually squirming, simply by seeing it. Empathic humiliation.
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19th October 2004, 09:24 AM	#7
Marquis de Carabas Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: vuori Posts: 27,106	The original Bibleman was Willie Aames (who also wrote and directed the first series, at least) of Charles in Charge and Eight is Enough fame. I will always remember him best, though, as Hank in the D&D cartoon.
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19th October 2004, 09:14 AM	#3
Cosmo Radioactive Rationalist Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 1,169	What? No screenshots or free videos? Apparently Bibleman only reaches out through videos and DVDs.

19th October 2004, 09:23 AM	#6
Lord Emsworth Je ne suis pas une de vos élèves Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Through the Cables and the Underground ... Posts: 2,827	After taking this test I am now a member of the SENIOR BIBLE CORPS Yeeeaaahhh ...

19th October 2004, 09:30 AM	#8
TragicMonkey Poisoned Waffles Pither Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Monkey Posts: 30,069	Quote: Originally posted by Marquis de Carabas *The original Bibleman was Willie Aames (who also wrote and directed the first series, at least) of Charles in Charge* and Eight is Enough fame.** Charles in Charge? Wow. What a career change. Idiotic crap spewing from the screen and soiling the eyeballs of anyone who watches while it reduces their brains to moldy cheese. And then he did Bibleman, too.
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19th October 2004, 09:33 AM	#9
c4ts Philosopher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Your base Posts: 8,427	I would sell my soul to write for that show! But they'd probably fire me once they realized what I was doing.
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19th October 2004, 09:42 AM	#10
Bruce Philosopher Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Columbia, Missouri Posts: 7,522	Mad TV had a lovely spoof of Bibleman. I've only seen two clips. Unfortunately, I don't remember them well enough to comment.
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19th October 2004, 10:18 AM	#11
Yaotl Critical Thinker Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 430	Quote: Originally posted by Marquis de Carabas The original Bibleman was Willie Aames (who also wrote and directed the first series, at least) of Charles in Charge and Eight is Enough fame. I will always remember him best, though, as Hank in the D&D cartoon. Oh my, I never made that connection. I loved the D&D cartoon. CinC was one of my favorite shows at the time too. Poor poor Willie Aames
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19th October 2004, 10:27 AM	#12
Tony Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 13,753	Does anyone else think it's sad that christians have to hijack pop-culture (aka the tool of Satan) to [try to] make their cult more appealing? Some might interpret that as a sign of decay.
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19th October 2004, 10:30 AM	#13
Lisa Simpson THE Lisa Simpson Administrator Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 123 Fake Street Posts: 20,055	Quote: Originally posted by Tony Does anyone else think it's sad that christians have to hijack pop-culture (aka the tool of Satan) to [try to] make their cult more appealing? Some might interpret that as a sign of decay. I don't know that it's decay so much as rolling with the times. God has 500 cable channels and the internet to compete with for the souls of America's youth.
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19th October 2004, 10:32 AM	#14
Marquis de Carabas Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: vuori Posts: 27,106	Quote: Originally posted by Yaotl Oh my, I never made that connection. I loved the D&D cartoon. CinC was one of my favorite shows at the time too. Poor poor Willie Aames I am the lucky owner of every D&D episode. That was the only cartoon that ever made me want to get out of bed on Saturdays. Of course, it's also the cartoon that got me into D&D which drew me deeper into the bowels of el Diablo and condemned my soul to Hell. [sigh]
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19th October 2004, 10:40 AM	#15
Yaotl Critical Thinker Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 430	Quote: Originally posted by Marquis de Carabas I am the lucky owner of every D&D episode. That was the only cartoon that ever made me want to get out of bed on Saturdays. Of course, it's also the cartoon that got me into D&D which drew me deeper into the bowels of el Diablo and condemned my soul to Hell. [sigh] Jesus saves, he rolls a 6.
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19th October 2004, 10:41 AM	#16
alfaniner Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sorth Dakonsin Posts: 11,380	Quote: Originally posted by Marquis de Carabas I am the lucky owner of every D&D episode. That was the only cartoon that ever made me want to get out of bed on Saturdays. Of course, it's also the cartoon that got me into D&D which drew me deeper into the bowels of el Diablo and condemned my soul to Hell. [sigh] You know, I watched that show for weeks, and never noticed, until my much younger sister pointed out, that Venjur only had one horn. Go figure...
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19th October 2004, 10:43 AM	#17
Marquis de Carabas Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: vuori Posts: 27,106	Quote: Originally posted by Yaotl Jesus saves, he rolls a 6. Pretty good roll. Assuming, of course, that since Jesus is perfect, he's playing 2nd Edition, not 3rd.
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19th October 2004, 10:54 AM	#18
Yaotl Critical Thinker Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 430	Quote: Originally posted by Marquis de Carabas Pretty good roll. Assuming, of course, that since Jesus is perfect, he's playing 2nd Edition, not 3rd. Jesus is old school, just not 1st ed. old school.
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19th October 2004, 11:00 AM	#19
c4ts Philosopher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Your base Posts: 8,427	Quote: Originally posted by Marquis de Carabas Pretty good roll. Assuming, of course, that since Jesus is perfect, he's playing 2nd Edition, not 3rd. I just hope that wasn't a percentage roll.
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19th October 2004, 11:10 AM	#20
Scot C. Trypal Muse Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 708	Wasnâ€™t there a thread that equated Christians to the borg a little while back? That guy on the right looks a bit borgish to me.
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19th October 2004, 11:11 AM	#21
AtheistArchon Muse Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 589	Quote: You know, I watched that show for weeks, and never noticed, until my much younger sister pointed out, that Venjur only had one horn. Go figure... - Did Tiamat bite the other one off?
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19th October 2004, 11:13 AM	#22
Marquis de Carabas Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: vuori Posts: 27,106	Quote: Originally posted by Scot C. Trypal Wasnâ€™t there a thread that equated Christians to the borg a little while back? That guy on the right looks a bit borgish to me. To me he just looks pissed off he didn't land that Power Rangers job.
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19th October 2004, 11:16 AM	#23
alfaniner Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sorth Dakonsin Posts: 11,380	Quote: Originally posted by AtheistArchon - Did Tiamat bite the other one off? Hey, ask the guy with the collection!! Although I seem to recall that in a flashback... (At least I have all the Robotech episodes!!)
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19th October 2004, 11:18 AM	#24
TragicMonkey Poisoned Waffles Pither Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Monkey Posts: 30,069	Quote: Originally posted by Marquis de Carabas To me he just looks pissed off he didn't land that Power Rangers job. All three look a bit frowny. Aren't they happy with their jobs?
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19th October 2004, 11:21 AM	#25
Marquis de Carabas Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: vuori Posts: 27,106	Quote: Originally posted by TragicMonkey All three look a bit frowny. Aren't they happy with their jobs? Well the woman on the left is unhappy because, well, it's her Christian duty to be unhappy. Bibleman himself is constipated. It's hard to relieve oneself through the armor of God.
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19th October 2004, 11:22 AM	#26
Tony Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 13,753	Why do BibleMan and his minions need all that equipment? Is the power of the holy spiritTM not enough?
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19th October 2004, 11:23 AM	#27
Marquis de Carabas Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: vuori Posts: 27,106	Quote: Originally posted by Tony Why do BibleMan and his minions need all that equipment? Is the power of the holy spiritTM not enough? They don't need it, but it makes them look cool...no, wait, that can't be right...
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19th October 2004, 11:24 AM	#28
TragicMonkey Poisoned Waffles Pither Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Monkey Posts: 30,069	Quote: Originally posted by Tony Why do BibleMan and his minions need all that equipment? Is the power of the holy spiritTM not enough? Well, normally it is. But Lex Luthor has been developing a new purple kryptonite that neutralizes the Holy SpiritTM. His armies of robots are armed with these powerful new weapons, and by using ninja kung-fu moves the robots are trying to send Bibleman and his friends to Pee-Pee Hell.
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19th October 2004, 11:26 AM	#30
Tony Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 13,753	Quote: Originally posted by Marquis de Carabas *They don't need* it, but it makes them look cool...no, wait, that can't be right...** Say what? Jesus didn't need to look cool when he was nailed to the cross. Perhaps if Jesus had a light saber things would have turned out different.
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19th October 2004, 11:32 AM	#31
AtheistArchon Muse Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 589	- Look at that picture. Chrome armor, a lightsaber, cool gadgets, foam padding. - Now read the bible. - Friends, if ever there was a more hopeless disparity, this is it. Furthermore, it's hard to even have much pity on the poor kids who are actually raised with... um... "bibleman" as their hero. Johnny: "Let's play cops n' robbers!" Jeff: "Nnnnaaah, mom says that's too violent." Johnny: "Well then let's play cowboys n' indians!" Jeff: "Nnnnahh, mom says indians were heathens." Johnny: "Okay, let's play superheroes!" Jeff: "Okay!! Get ready forrr.. BIBLEMAN!" strikes pose Johnny: "Uh dude, I'm going to have to kick your ass now." beating commences
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19th October 2004, 11:33 AM	#32
Marquis de Carabas Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: vuori Posts: 27,106	Quote: Originally posted by Tony *What about the black guy? He must be secretly thinking "God dammit, this* is what I get for supporting of affirmative action".** The black guy is thinking "I'm sure if Malcolm was alive, he'd revise his slogan to 'By any means necessary, short of appearing in straight to video Christian superhero shows.'"
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19th October 2004, 12:38 PM	#33
Operaider Muse Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 914	Quote: Originally posted by Marquis de Carabas The black guy is thinking "I'm sure if Malcolm was alive, he'd revise his slogan to 'By any means necessary, short of appearing in straight to video Christian superhero shows.'" Black bible man?
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19th October 2004, 12:55 PM	#34
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19th October 2004, 01:25 PM	#35
skeptikat Student Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 41	Quote: Originally posted by Cosmo What? No screenshots or free videos? Apparently Bibleman only reaches out through videos and DVDs. They do have samples of the snappy CD soundtrack.
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19th October 2004, 02:38 PM	#36
Scot C. Trypal Muse Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 708	Quote: Originally posted by Marquis de Carabas Well the woman on the left is unhappy because, well, it's her Christian duty to be unhappy. Bibleman himself is constipated. It's hard to relieve oneself through the armor of God. Anyone else remember Family Guy? Iâ€™m reminded of the episode where the Catholic grandfather convinces Chris to stop â€œwhat he does in the bathroomâ€, or heâ€™ll burn in Hell.
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