Bush flip flops on gay marriage

Dorian Gray · 27th October 2004, 11:37 AM

On an interview yesterday, he said that states should decide. At the RNC, he said that there should be a constitutional amendment. What a dick. Why can't Jon Stewart be Kerry's campaign manager?

TragicMonkey · 27th October 2004, 11:39 AM

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Originally posted by Dorian Gray
On an interview yesterday, he said that states should decide. At the RNC, he said that there should be a constitutional amendment. What a dick. Why can't Jon Stewart be Kerry's campaign manager?

I can explain this apparent flip-flop. You see, first he was against gay marriage and willing to have a constitutional amendment to stamp it out.

Then yesterday he met someone special. Sigh. Isn't love grand?

Charlie Monoxide · 27th October 2004, 12:19 PM

Republicans NEVER "flip-flop". They simply "clarify" the issue.

Charlie (please "clarify" the WMD's again) Monoxide

TragicMonkey · 27th October 2004, 12:27 PM

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Originally posted by Charlie Monoxide
Republicans NEVER "flip-flop". They simply "clarify" the issue.

Whenver I hear "clarify" I think of "butter". And then I think the only thing I know about clarified butter, which is that it's not a good idea to apply it to burns.

I think my brain is starting to decay from all the election stuff.

27th October 2004, 11:37 AM	#1
Dorian Gray Hypocrisy Detector Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Dayton, Ohio Posts: 20,195	Bush flip flops on gay marriage On an interview yesterday, he said that states should decide. At the RNC, he said that there should be a constitutional amendment. What a dick. Why can't Jon Stewart be Kerry's campaign manager?
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27th October 2004, 11:39 AM	#2
TragicMonkey Poisoned Waffles Pither Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Monkey Posts: 30,064	Re: Bush flip flops on gay marriage Quote: Originally posted by Dorian Gray On an interview yesterday, he said that states should decide. At the RNC, he said that there should be a constitutional amendment. What a dick. Why can't Jon Stewart be Kerry's campaign manager? I can explain this apparent flip-flop. You see, first he was against gay marriage and willing to have a constitutional amendment to stamp it out. Then yesterday he met someone special. Sigh. Isn't love grand?
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27th October 2004, 12:19 PM	#3
Charlie Monoxide Wag Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: London, Ontario Posts: 2,761	Republicans NEVER "flip-flop". They simply "clarify" the issue. Charlie (please "clarify" the WMD's again) Monoxide
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27th October 2004, 12:27 PM	#4
TragicMonkey Poisoned Waffles Pither Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Monkey Posts: 30,064	Quote: Originally posted by Charlie Monoxide Republicans NEVER "flip-flop". They simply "clarify" the issue. Whenver I hear "clarify" I think of "butter". And then I think the only thing I know about clarified butter, which is that it's not a good idea to apply it to burns. I think my brain is starting to decay from all the election stuff.
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