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Upchurch · 5th November 2004, 08:30 AM

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Earthborn · 5th November 2004, 08:54 AM

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UPCHURCH, PAPA OF FUNKOSOPHY CAUGHT WITH ALLEGED PROSTITUTES IN MOTEL RAID

BY LINDSAY ROBERTSON
Fri, Nov 5, 2004 at 11:35:27 EST

Funky Town, Missouri - JREF Moderator Upchurch, Papa of Funkosophy was arrested in the wee hours of Saturday morning, after police raided a suspected brothel being run out of a Missouri motel.

A press conference was held outside the Funky Town County Jail yesterday, where Police Department Spokesperson Earthborn had this to say:

"Acting on a tip from an informant, the Funky Town Police Department executed a raid on room 203 of the Fairview Motel. As expected, we found several suspected prostitutes along with a bottle of prescription medication commonly taken for erectile dysfunction. Upchurch, Papa of Funkosophy was found in bed with two of the alleged prostitutes, wearing nothing but argyle socks. After a confrontation in which he resisted arrest, screaming "Do you know who I am? I'm the best JREF Moderator in the world!" officers exchanged his pink feathered handcuffs for new ones and escorted him to the Funky Town County Jail.

Papa of Funkosophy was booked for soliciting a prostitute and resisting arrest. His bond was set at $300, but he has yet to post bail. He is currently awaiting trial and has been placed in solitary confinement due to extreme personality conflicts with both prisoners and guards.

Serves him right! There is no excuse for using wimpy feathered handcuffs.

TragicMonkey · 5th November 2004, 09:14 AM

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Originally posted by Earthborn
Serves him right! There is no excuse for using wimpy feathered handcuffs.

I submit that this sentiment needs to be taught in high school sex ed classes.

5th November 2004, 08:30 AM	#1
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5th November 2004, 08:54 AM	#2
Earthborn Terrestrial Intelligence Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Terra Firma Posts: 5,647	Quote: UPCHURCH, PAPA OF FUNKOSOPHY CAUGHT WITH ALLEGED PROSTITUTES IN MOTEL RAID BY LINDSAY ROBERTSON Fri, Nov 5, 2004 at 11:35:27 EST Funky Town, Missouri - JREF Moderator Upchurch, Papa of Funkosophy was arrested in the wee hours of Saturday morning, after police raided a suspected brothel being run out of a Missouri motel. A press conference was held outside the Funky Town County Jail yesterday, where Police Department Spokesperson Earthborn had this to say: "Acting on a tip from an informant, the Funky Town Police Department executed a raid on room 203 of the Fairview Motel. As expected, we found several suspected prostitutes along with a bottle of prescription medication commonly taken for erectile dysfunction. Upchurch, Papa of Funkosophy was found in bed with two of the alleged prostitutes, wearing nothing but argyle socks. After a confrontation in which he resisted arrest, screaming "Do you know who I am? I'm the best JREF Moderator in the world!" officers exchanged his pink feathered handcuffs for new ones and escorted him to the Funky Town County Jail. Papa of Funkosophy was booked for soliciting a prostitute and resisting arrest. His bond was set at $300, but he has yet to post bail. He is currently awaiting trial and has been placed in solitary confinement due to extreme personality conflicts with both prisoners and guards. Serves him right! There is no excuse for using wimpy feathered handcuffs.
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5th November 2004, 09:14 AM	#3
TragicMonkey Poisoned Waffles Pither Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Monkey Posts: 30,068	Quote: Originally posted by Earthborn Serves him right! There is no excuse for using wimpy feathered handcuffs. I submit that this sentiment needs to be taught in high school sex ed classes.
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