Fruitcake for the Holidays

Roadtoad · 22nd November 2004, 03:56 PM

Thought some around here would appreciate some of these sites. Some of this was just too twisted.

LostAngeles · 22nd November 2004, 04:41 PM

Oh dear...

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...The proposed arch on the banks of Lake Erie would be the largest (and kitschest) monument in the world and commemorate Mary's victory over Soviet communism. (You remember.)

I so do. She slid down the rope into the KGB in her black leather robes and totally ninja-killed these two guards. Then she Metal-Gear-Solid-ed her way through the complex until she got to Great Lenin's Ghost! and beat him in this wicked awesome ninja sword and handgun fight. It was totally sweet.

Roadtoad · 22nd November 2004, 08:07 PM

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Originally posted by LostAngeles
I so do. She slid down the rope into the KGB in her black leather robes and totally ninja-killed these two guards. Then she Metal-Gear-Solid-ed her way through the complex until she got to Great Lenin's Ghost! and beat him in this wicked awesome ninja sword and handgun fight. It was totally sweet.

Sarcasm becomes you...

KingMerv00 · 22nd November 2004, 10:54 PM

BTW, I happen to believe that fruitcake (that actual cake) disproves God.

No merciful God would allow such a substance to exist.

LostAngeles · 23rd November 2004, 01:31 PM

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Originally posted by Roadtoad
Sarcasm becomes you...

Thank you.

I had other comments, but then I realized that nothing I had was going to come close to the mental image of the Virgin Mary in a black leather version of her robes kicking Communist butt.

Roadtoad · 23rd November 2004, 04:58 PM

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Originally posted by LostAngeles
Thank you.

I had other comments, but then I realized that nothing I had was going to come close to the mental image of the Virgin Mary in a black leather version of her robes kicking Communist butt.

It would have been perfect, except you forgot the boots.

(God, I like chicks in boots...

(Geez, I'm starting to sound like American.)

LostAngeles · 23rd November 2004, 06:23 PM

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Originally posted by Roadtoad
It would have been perfect, except you forgot the boots.

(God, I like chicks in boots...

(Geez, I'm starting to sound like American.)

You mean the thigh-high, back-lace, leather stilletto boots?

Honey, those are understood when you're talking about the Virgin Mary.

thatguywhojuggles · 23rd November 2004, 08:08 PM

"Hey big boy, how about you and I go out for a drink after work?"

22nd November 2004, 03:56 PM	#1
Roadtoad Bufo Caminus Inedibilis Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Gone. Posts: 15,738	Fruitcake for the Holidays Thought some around here would appreciate some of these sites. Some of this was just too twisted.

22nd November 2004, 04:41 PM	#2
LostAngeles Anti-WM Jihadist Join Date: May 2004 Location: Having a cup of tea. Posts: 10,159	Oh dear... Quote: ...The proposed arch on the banks of Lake Erie would be the largest (and kitschest) monument in the world and commemorate Mary's victory over Soviet communism. (You remember.) I so do. She slid down the rope into the KGB in her black leather robes and totally ninja-killed these two guards. Then she Metal-Gear-Solid-ed her way through the complex until she got to Great Lenin's Ghost! and beat him in this wicked awesome ninja sword and handgun fight. It was totally sweet.
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23rd November 2004, 01:31 PM	#5
LostAngeles Anti-WM Jihadist Join Date: May 2004 Location: Having a cup of tea. Posts: 10,159	Quote: Originally posted by Roadtoad Sarcasm becomes you... Thank you. I had other comments, but then I realized that nothing I had was going to come close to the mental image of the Virgin Mary in a black leather version of her robes kicking Communist butt.
	__________________ "There is also a likelihood that the settlement will fall between two biomes, potentially hazardous if the player expects a peaceful oceanside meadow, without realizing the ocean is full of amphibious zombie whales." - Dwarf Fortress Wik

23rd November 2004, 06:23 PM	#7
LostAngeles Anti-WM Jihadist Join Date: May 2004 Location: Having a cup of tea. Posts: 10,159	Quote: Originally posted by Roadtoad It would have been perfect, except you forgot the boots. (God, I like chicks in boots... (Geez, I'm starting to sound like American.) You mean the thigh-high, back-lace, leather stilletto boots? Honey, those are understood when you're talking about the Virgin Mary.
	__________________ "There is also a likelihood that the settlement will fall between two biomes, potentially hazardous if the player expects a peaceful oceanside meadow, without realizing the ocean is full of amphibious zombie whales." - Dwarf Fortress Wik

23rd November 2004, 08:08 PM	#8
thatguywhojuggles Resident Juggler Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Asheville, NC Posts: 1,338	"Hey big boy, how about you and I go out for a drink after work?"
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22nd November 2004, 08:07 PM	#3
Roadtoad Bufo Caminus Inedibilis Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Gone. Posts: 15,738	Quote: Originally posted by LostAngeles I so do. She slid down the rope into the KGB in her black leather robes and totally ninja-killed these two guards. Then she Metal-Gear-Solid-ed her way through the complex until she got to Great Lenin's Ghost! and beat him in this wicked awesome ninja sword and handgun fight. It was totally sweet. Sarcasm becomes you...

22nd November 2004, 10:54 PM	#4
KingMerv00 Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Philadelphia, PA...USA Posts: 14,482	BTW, I happen to believe that fruitcake (that actual cake) disproves God. No merciful God would allow such a substance to exist.

23rd November 2004, 04:58 PM	#6
Roadtoad Bufo Caminus Inedibilis Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Gone. Posts: 15,738	Quote: Originally posted by LostAngeles Thank you. I had other comments, but then I realized that nothing I had was going to come close to the mental image of the Virgin Mary in a black leather version of her robes kicking Communist butt. It would have been perfect, except you forgot the boots. (God, I like chicks in boots... (Geez, I'm starting to sound like American.)