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Counterfeit money
Recently there has been comment on how a pen can (supposedly) detect counterfeit money, but in actuallity is nothing but woo-woo. Well, in a sort of role reversal, I came across some money that was placed (years ago) in a cedar jewelry box -- two new (at the time) $50 dollar bills. (Yes, I forgot they were in there, so it was a nice find.) But something strange had happened to them; the ink (on the face side) began to run. If you are not familiar with this type of ink, let me just warn you if this should ever happen to you. Do not touch the ink. It is a sticky substance which does not wash off -- it wears off. Now that that's out of the way I can get back to the story. Not having much use for the bills in this condition, I went to my bank to have them replaced. Well, it was clear to those involved at the bank that these were counterfeit bills, as real money ink never runs -- period. I explained that I received these bills as a gift from my mother (who worked at a bank) from said institution. If they were counterfeit, then the bank was giving out phoney money. That made no difference -- my name and other vital statistics were all taken down and the bills were sent to the FBI for verification. Long story short -- the bills were real, the bank never apologised for accusing me of passing fake bills, and real money can have the ink run from them.
Moral: Even people "in-the-know" may not always be qualified to know what can or can not happen. Note: Apparently the ink on US currency is reactive to cedar wood vapors, and has some form of chemical reaction. Has this ever happened to anyone else?? |
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Re: Counterfeit money
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As for the ink running, and why, I would call that a fairly rare occurrence. Not very many wallets purses, cash registers or vaults are made out of cedar. Also, you state that those bills had been in there "for years." How many? If that's the only substance which can make the ink in US currency run, and if it takes years of contact to take effect, then the claim that the ink doesn't run can be considered substantially correct. It would seem perfectly understandable that your bank would think them counterfeit. Look at the bright side. You have probably caused the US Treasury some grief, as they now try to figure out a way to counter the "Just Thinking" effect.
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To answer your question, the bills were in the box for approximately 10 years. I know this is not usual, but they could at least have said we will check their authenticity for you -- and not have such a final conclusion (which turned out wrong). |
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Second, as I said, their resistance to the idea that legitimate bills could have the ink run was and is substantially well-founded. The reason the ink ran sounds like a rather obscure fact that maybe not even the government scientists might have known beforehand; it therefore seems unreasonable to expect bank tellers to be aware of such an arcane possibility. I imagine that your attitude was therefore incomprehensible to them. Third, your apparent resistance to the idea that the bills could not be counterfeit because a) they came from a bank and b) via your mother was not well-founded; both banks and your mother can/could be fooled. You were correct in the event, but not for the right reasons. In fact, the reason you proved correct had absolutely nothing to do with anything that I'll wager any of you knew or said at the time. All of you were wrong, for reasons which none of you could imagine at the time. It is therefore unfair of you to claim after the event to have been right and them to have been wrong during the event, even though that is how it turned out. Fourth, it's easy to imagine you feeling more and more embarrassed and mortified, and more than a little angry, as the incident wound on, and these emotions and perceptions have colored your memories (you didn't say how long ago this was, but the idea still holds). I hope you'll forgive me, therefore, for wondering what the story would sound like, coming from one of the other participants. |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Counterfeit money
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Counterfeit money
I'm going to apply Occam's razor to this and just put in it the cuppy-hole with the marine-ring-finger post.
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No. I'm not saying you're lying. You are almost certainly telling the story accurately enough, so far as you remember it. As you appear to admit, though, you are "remembering" through a haze of frustration, at the very least. I also seem to detect hints of self-justification, as when you say, "Along with the possibility that I was correct about the bills being legal." Even now, you seem impervious to the idea that there is/was no reasonable expectation that the bank personnel should be aware of any method for making the ink run. All they, or you, knew at the time was that the ink on US currency never runs.
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Here's an experiment: Try retelling the story as if you were one of the other participants. Give their narrative and opinions, from their point of view. |
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http://www.moneyfactory.com/section.cfm/4/31 http://www.moneyfactory.com/newmoney...currency/new50 The second link is for the new new $50s, as opposed to the old new $50s which would be what Jt might have had. |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Counterfeit money
Thank you very much for the links, LA.
At my age 7 years, 10 years, it's all the same.
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Geez, when are you guys going to get plastic banknotes like we have had for a decade or more?
http://www.questacon.edu.au/html/plastic_banknotes.html |
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But if we accepted plastic money, what would we call our credit cards?
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I don't think you have to turn over bills that they merely think may be counterfeit*, they should be virtually certain. It is your property, after all. *I may be wrong since they can take real money they think is illegally obtained and you have to prove it wasn't. |
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Take a moment to think about how gross money is. ... There you go/ |
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BTW, you so far haven't mentioned anything other than that you didn't like their attitude, and it seems that you've spent an awful lot of time talking about it. You haven't specified, but I get the impression this all happened some time ago; don't you think it's time to let it go, now?
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Think of it from their point of view though; someone comes in with some large-denomination banknotes and wants them changed. He says they were given to him by someone who works in a bank. They've got running ink. Suspicious behaviour? Check Suspicious money? Check If they were rude and deprived you of the money, then yes, you probably should have got an apology, if only in the interests of customer relations and basic courtesy. But they did have good reason to be suspicious, right? |
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I think congress should change the law so whenever a bank suspects that someone has given them fake money the bank would be required to give them good money while the suspect money was checked. And if the ID is suspected to be fake then the bank should also give them some real ID while the suspected fake is checked. |
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I hate the idea of plastic notes. It sounds like fake money. Plastic money means a credit card to me.
There's nothing wrong with one dollar coins or two dollar bills and you see how they were accepted over here. Of course if they had made the last couple of one dollar coins even remotely pretty, maybe they would have gone over better? We like one dollar bills, pennies, and paper money around here!
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Nothing personal, as I'm sure you're no dummy, but ...
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Just think, Just Thinking, they might just have thought you were using reverse logic to fool them into accepting fake notes.
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Why would a bank use safe boxes which exude chemicals that cause ink on money to run?
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Dang it! For the last seven years I have been keeping a fifty tucked in the seceret pocket of my trusty cedar wallet. After reading this thread I take it out and find it is now useless.
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There are federal employees that will, if given enough time, piece together your money that the mice chewed (after your crazy uncle hid it behind the wall), and give you brand new money in return. Or if you microwave your money, or it is partly burned in a fire...I think there is a certain percentage of the bill that must be legible for you to get the value of it. What people do to money is very interesting.
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The rules for exchanging damaged bills, as I recall from my coin-collecting days as a kid, were:
If the remnant included 3/5 or more of the original, full face value. Between 2/5 and 3/5, half of face value. Less than 2/5, no value. This could have changed, but it's a set of rules that pretty well obviate the possibility of someone multiplying their money by fragmenting it. |
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If you took the remaining 2/5 to another bank, they would also have to give you the benefit of the doubt and give you half face value. You have just made 50% profit on your little enterprise. |
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Of course, if the old rule had been "more than 3/5" instead of "greater than or equal to 3/5" then that trick wouldn't work. Most likely a case of my misfiring memory- it's been nearly 40 years since I was into coin collecting. Anyway, I found the new rules here: http://www.moneyfactory.com/section.cfm/8/39 If the currency is mutilated, you have to ship it to the gummint for exchange. Damaged currency that's still whole can be exchanged at a bank. |
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A secular society is one in which no one loses any liberty as a consequence of someone else's religious beliefs. NB Allowing yourself to get led around the nose by a person like Craig is a losing strategy. SH Morality is a social coating around a Darwinian core. JC My joke about freewill: There is no basis for it. |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Counterfeit money
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Those bills were crap. You could actually smudge the ink. They crackled and wore out after a few months. |
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And any piece, no matter how large, must have at least one serial number on it. |
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