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14th December 2004, 06:02 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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Counterfeit god?
Counterfeit god
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15th December 2004, 10:35 PM
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Master Poster
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Dissecatne verus deus? Si non posit utilior non sit.
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"Man would have been too happy, if, limiting himself to the visible objects which interested him, he had employed, to perfect his real sciences, his laws, his morals, his education, one half-the efforts he has put into his researches on the Divinity" -Percy Bysshe Shelley, The Necessity of Atheism |
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