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What is your totem animal?
Back when I was into all that spiritual wooism, I had a friend who claimed to be a shaman (she had read a book on it) and she assigned me a totem animal. I was wondering if anyone else had a totem animal and if so, what it was. Does that mean anything to you?
Notably, most totem animals tend to be creatures native to North America, so that's what's on the list. If yours is other, please describe. (No, URS. Earmouse is NOT an acceptable totem animal!) |
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I have one, but its very nature requires me not to disclose it.
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Platypus. Just because.
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Is this more a US thing because I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
I was at a healing circle once where the healer/psychic/whatever declared to one girl that she was a 'dolphin-type person'. He must have been correct because she giggled excitedly and said "Ooh I like dolphins!" She was 30 by the way. Then he brought out a pile of twigs and we had to choose one that represented us. How I managed to stop laughing out loud is a mystery that still baffles me. With regards to the list, can I be a penguin please? |
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The IPU is not on the list! How could you forget the IPU.
Anyway, yes, I was once told my totem animal. I was told it is a cat. |
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Sloth.
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Badger. For multiple reasons.
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A few years ago, I happened to meet a "shaman" through a friend of mine. We ended up having a conversation about something, I don't remember, when he stopped me right in the middle of a sentence and asked, "Is there an animal you see very often? One in or near your home?"
My first answer was a squirrel-- I live in a city and see them all the time as they congregate at my birdfeeder. He then proclaimed my "spirit animal" was a squirrel. If it is, it's probably Foamy. |
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Wolf - and Dragon - oh, and Eagle. Oh-oh-oh and IPU. And winged monkeys.
(Multiple personalities require multiple totem spirits, right? )IN all seriousness, when I dream I often dream that I am in a wolf form, so I consider Wolf my totemic spirit. Noble, yet vicious creatures, Wolves. I have a friend whose totem animal is the walrus, but I'll be darned if I'm telling HER that. :P |
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Animals that are unlikely to be anyone's totems:
Kangaroo Duck-Billed Platypus Gibbon Insect of any kind Hippo Sheep Thomson's gazelle Eel Terrapin Vole Crab Dingo If it ain't cool, it won't be a totem. "Yes I'm an eel kind of person..." |
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I have no idea what you're talking about, but nevertheless I grab this fine opportunity to pronounce leopard as my totem animal.
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Ring-tailed lemur.
Beat that. |
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Madagascan Aye-Aye.
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But let me add to your list of unlikely totemic animals Warthog (except perhaps to Philbert Desenex) Heyena Buzzard Lamprey Weasle Jellyfish Manatee Kinkajou (it just sounds too funny) Gnu Tapeworm (except for Mercutio) Leech Flounder Whelk (The most depraved of mollusks) Dodo Dung beetle |
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Whelk - that's great.
Oh if only I'd thought of that in my healing circle... |
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So I guess that means my totem animal is the Great Red-Tailed Jerkhole. |
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Red tailed?
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Actually, I called someone that I know is into this and she assures me I am a "leech." I assume she knew I was an attorney.
She is off my Christmas card list now. N/A |
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I chose fish. I like to catch them. I like to clean them. I like to eat them.
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I was told that my totem animal is Mother Spider. She is the totem creature for writers (no smartass comments about my entries here, thank you) and wherever I go, spiders appear.
Invite me over next time you would like your own cobwebs! |
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To nobody's surprise, my totem animal is a monkey.
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Mine's an Ape, Do I have to tell you which one?
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Hey, if rebecca can have a made-up totem animal, I can have one that recently moved to a higher spiritual plane. See avatar.
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After careful consideration, I have realized that the response "North American Jerk Weasel" is approximately 67% funnier than my initial answer. So I'm changing my totem animal to that. In the future, I'll spend a little more time examining my choices for optimal "funny" before posting. Thank you, that's all.
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THE Lisa Simpson
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I've changed my mind, I want my totem animal to be the basselope.
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So are dinosaurs, at least the really cool ones. *Busy constructing monkey-dino-basselope-Gir with tacos totem pole* |
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Re: What is your totem animal?
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It is said in many westerns, particularly those of newer vintage which are a little more interested in the lives of the native tribes, that many native religions feature the idea of a "spirit guide" in the form of one of the animals native to their region. Typically you find your totem during a quest of some sort involving starvation, a long walk, painful rituals, etc. At the point of dreaming/hallucination one animal form comes to you, becoming your totem. Each animal represents particular qualities which can be seen by that animal's role in the mythology. You don't necessarily have to go with big scary things like a wolf or a bear to be a warrior for instance. In many gift shops you can buy a "fetish", which is a small stone carved into the likeness of some animal, and it will include a little card telling you what that animal is supposed to represent. Is there such a native religion? I don't know. It's probably a mishmash of many tribal religions, the same kind of mishmash that gave use generic Indian-language for old westerns like papoose, brave, "how", wampum, etc. I chose "wolf" just because, I dunno, I like big dogs and wolves. People often give me wolf images as gifts. |
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By the way, when you're playing tug of war with the dog over a stick, how do you keep from getting splinters in your tongue? |
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I'm more concerned about your appropriate use of dog biscuits. Especially if you have a significant other. |
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I shall immediately head into town and ask people where I can find the nearest fetish shop as I want an animal to come preferably as a result of a painful ritual. It's like Christmas all over again! |
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