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Old 21st February 2005, 12:51 PM   #1
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chick tract rack!

Need somewhere to store your chick tracts?

tract rack
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Old 21st February 2005, 01:14 PM   #2
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Old 21st February 2005, 01:22 PM   #3
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How much crack could a strict addict pack in an attractive Jack Chick 40 pocket wire tract rack?
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Old 21st February 2005, 01:30 PM   #4
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Each white wire rack has 40 pockets (10 on each side), which will hold 75 tracts each, for a total of 3,000 tracts. You can fill it with 40 different titles, or some English and some Spanish (if you live in a multi-lingual area) or fill all the pockets with your favorite title.
Yikes!
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Old 21st February 2005, 02:42 PM   #5
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It's bad enough that he wastes so much paper, now he's in the business of wasting metal too?!?!
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Old 21st February 2005, 03:01 PM   #6
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If I had one, I'd bring it out for unwanted visitors and invite the Jehova's Witnesses to take one!

But getting one would involve giving money to Mr. Chick's organization, and I am opposed to encouraging the guy.
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Old 21st February 2005, 03:09 PM   #7
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Isn't that a torture device?
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Old 21st February 2005, 03:24 PM   #8
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Re: chick tract rack!

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Need somewhere to store your chick tracts?

tract rack
Put a Chick Tract on the Rack.

Wow! That sounds pretty cool.

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Old 22nd February 2005, 07:59 AM   #9
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Business as usual

Mr. Jack Chit is a supplier to the fundy trade, that is, to the preachers who make their living by feeding off the gullible. Are you surprised that he wants to broaden his inventory?

We're talking serious money here! I bet you godless commies would just love to cash in the way Brother Jack does!

He's laffing all the way to the Swiss bank.
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Old 22nd February 2005, 01:40 PM   #10
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Isn't that a torture device?
Cardinal Biggles!

Fetch...

the CHICK TRACT RACK

Our chief weapon is fear. Fear and low-quality illustrations. And a fanatical hatred of the Pope.
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Old 22nd February 2005, 01:53 PM   #11
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Isn't that a torture device?

If it is, then I think it's maker would also make a good first victim...
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Old 24th February 2005, 08:48 AM   #12
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Mr. Jack Chit is a supplier to the fundy trade, that is, to the preachers who make their living by feeding off the gullible. Are you surprised that he wants to broaden his inventory?
In fairness to Chick, I've never heard any allegations that he does this for the money. Unlike Benny Hinn, or any of the morons on TBN, Chick appears more genuine in his beliefs (at least on the surface). He sells his tracts for something like 13 cents a piece, probably less if you buy in bulk. To me, it at least appears, that he is just trying to get as many people as possible to witness to others and "save" them. Of course I could be wrong....
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Old 24th February 2005, 09:07 AM   #13
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How much flack from the seller of Chick tract racks would come back if you sent your track rack back using a semi made by Mac because you thought the tract rack maker was on crack and the Chic tract writer was a hack?
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Old 24th February 2005, 09:39 AM   #14
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Dude, that's whack!
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Old 24th February 2005, 11:14 AM   #15
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Old 24th February 2005, 11:44 AM   #16
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How much flack from the seller of Chick tract racks would come back if you sent your track rack back using a semi made by Mac because you thought the tract rack maker was on crack and the Chic tract writer was a hack?
Word.
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Old 24th February 2005, 12:05 PM   #17
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How many tracts can a chick rack stack if a chick rack could stack.....ahhh forgetabouit!!
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