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zakur · 25th March 2005, 01:48 PM

http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/war45.html

One of my favorite panels:

"My wife and I made our living wills last night. Mine says that if I fall into a persistent vegetative state, and Tom Delay comes within a hundred miles of me, I am to turn into a zombie and rip his f*cking head off. They can't prosecute the undead for manslaughter can they?"

Beleth · 25th March 2005, 02:17 PM

I forgot how rib-crackingly funny that guy is.

Nothing to do with Terri, but:

"You didn't listen to Bush's speech at the National Defense University, did you? Some Sun Tzu wannabee at work had it on, and I stuffed so much cotton in my ears I CRIED TAMPONS."

pgwenthold · 25th March 2005, 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by zakur
http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/war45.html

One of my favorite panels:

"My wife and I made our living wills last night. Mine says that if I fall into a persistent vegetative state, and Tom Delay comes within a hundred miles of me, I am to turn into a zombie and rip his f*cking head off. They can't prosecute the undead for manslaughter can they?"

He's just trying to pull the old "Commit-a-crime-to-get-the-death-penalty-so-the-bleeding-heart-soft-on-criminal-liberals-will-prevent-him-from-being-put-to-death" approach of keeping himself alive.

The fact that it is Tom Delay just makes it more delicious.

Ladyhawk · 25th March 2005, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zakur
http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/war45.html

One of my favorite panels:

"My wife and I made our living wills last night. Mine says that if I fall into a persistent vegetative state, and Tom Delay comes within a hundred miles of me, I am to turn into a zombie and rip his f*cking head off. They can't prosecute the undead for manslaughter can they?"

The Feeding Tube rant is hilarious!

25th March 2005, 01:48 PM	#1
zakur Illuminator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dayton, OH Posts: 3,265	Schiavo case in 'Get Your War On' http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/war45.html One of my favorite panels: "My wife and I made our living wills last night. Mine says that if I fall into a persistent vegetative state, and Tom Delay comes within a hundred miles of me, I am to turn into a zombie and rip his f*cking head off. They can't prosecute the undead for manslaughter can they?"
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25th March 2005, 02:17 PM	#2
Beleth FAQ Creator Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Not in a cave Posts: 4,134	I forgot how rib-crackingly funny that guy is. Nothing to do with Terri, but: "You didn't listen to Bush's speech at the National Defense University, did you? Some Sun Tzu wannabee at work had it on, and I stuffed so much cotton in my ears I CRIED TAMPONS."
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25th March 2005, 02:22 PM	#3
pgwenthold Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 12,119	Re: Schiavo case in 'Get Your War On' Quote: Originally posted by zakur http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/war45.html One of my favorite panels: "My wife and I made our living wills last night. Mine says that if I fall into a persistent vegetative state, and Tom Delay comes within a hundred miles of me, I am to turn into a zombie and rip his f*cking head off. They can't prosecute the undead for manslaughter can they?" He's just trying to pull the old "Commit-a-crime-to-get-the-death-penalty-so-the-bleeding-heart-soft-on-criminal-liberals-will-prevent-him-from-being-put-to-death" approach of keeping himself alive. The fact that it is Tom Delay just makes it more delicious.
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25th March 2005, 02:27 PM	#4
Ladyhawk Muse Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Somewhere over the rainbow Posts: 848	Re: Schiavo case in 'Get Your War On' Quote: Originally posted by zakur http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/war45.html One of my favorite panels: "My wife and I made our living wills last night. Mine says that if I fall into a persistent vegetative state, and Tom Delay comes within a hundred miles of me, I am to turn into a zombie and rip his f*cking head off. They can't prosecute the undead for manslaughter can they?" The Feeding Tube rant is hilarious!
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