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HarryKeogh · 1st April 2005, 08:20 AM

apparently he was some kind of "chick magnet". Didn't know he did so well with the ladies.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7356605/

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Chicken magnate Frank Perdue dies at 84

ok, I really am not that interested in his death either but felt like making a dumb joke.

Lisa Simpson · 1st April 2005, 08:22 AM

It's really fowl to make jokes about someone's death.

HarryKeogh · 1st April 2005, 08:29 AM

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Originally posted by Lisa Simpson
It's really fowl to make jokes about someone's death.

I'll say something nice...He was an accomplished ballroom dancer. When he moved it was like poultry in motion.

pgwenthold · 1st April 2005, 08:29 AM

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Originally posted by HarryKeogh
apparently he was some kind of "chick magnet". Didn't know he did so well with the ladies.

It said "magnate" not "magnet," you dumb cluck.

(the last one to make a stupid chicken joke is a rotten egg!)

Cleon · 1st April 2005, 08:32 AM

Don't henpeck the poor guy...

Lisa Simpson · 1st April 2005, 08:33 AM

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Originally posted by Cleon
Don't henpeck the poor guy...

Yolks on you...he can't be henpecked anymore. He's dead.

DaChew · 1st April 2005, 08:57 AM

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Originally posted by HarryKeogh
Didn't know he did so well with the ladies.

Oh!, Oh!, Me. Me! Call on me Mr. Kotter!

Of course he did well with the ladies, he had a really big cock.

pgwenthold · 1st April 2005, 09:18 AM

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Originally posted by DaChew
Oh!, Oh!, Me. Me! Call on me Mr. Kotter!

Of course he did well with the ladies, he had a really big c*ck.

And he'd always ask them if they wanted to pullet.

jj · 1st April 2005, 10:43 AM

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Originally posted by pgwenthold
And he'd always ask them if they wanted to pullet.

Curses, you beak me to that one! I'll just grit my teeth and bear it.

HarryKeogh · 1st April 2005, 11:41 AM

He had quite a temper though. You had to be so careful it was like walking on eggshells.

LostAngeles · 1st April 2005, 12:48 PM

At least he died with dignity and not with two out of the three branches of government running around like chickens with their heads cut off screaming about "The Culture of Life."

Lisa Simpson · 1st April 2005, 12:52 PM

Well, you know what they say..."It takes a tough man to make a tender corpse."

Charlie Monoxide · 1st April 2005, 01:01 PM

Making pun of someone's death is just not right.

Charlie (eggsactly my thoughts) Monoxide

Rob Lister · 1st April 2005, 01:25 PM

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Originally posted by Charlie Monoxide
Making pun of someone's death is just not right.

Charlie (eggsactly my thoughts) Monoxide

I agree. They'll roost in hell for those comments.

HarryKeogh · 1st April 2005, 01:43 PM

you guys crack me up!

get it? crack? eggs shells crack..all right...I got nothin'

HarryKeogh · 1st April 2005, 01:45 PM

We use to cruise bars together. As far as our tastes in the ladies...I was a breast man, He was a leg man. But we'd always help each other out. He was always my wing man.

1st April 2005, 08:20 AM	#1
HarryKeogh Catholic School Survivor Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: New York, NY Posts: 11,342	Frank Perdue dies apparently he was some kind of "chick magnet". Didn't know he did so well with the ladies. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7356605/ Quote: Chicken magnate Frank Perdue dies at 84 ok, I really am not that interested in his death either but felt like making a dumb joke.

1st April 2005, 08:22 AM	#2
Lisa Simpson THE Lisa Simpson Administrator Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 123 Fake Street Posts: 20,110	It's really fowl to make jokes about someone's death.
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1st April 2005, 08:29 AM	#4
pgwenthold Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 12,119	Re: Frank Perdue dies Quote: Originally posted by HarryKeogh apparently he was some kind of "chick magnet". Didn't know he did so well with the ladies. It said "magnate" not "magnet," you dumb cluck. (the last one to make a stupid chicken joke is a rotten egg!)
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1st April 2005, 08:32 AM	#5
Cleon King of the Pod People Moderator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 20,610	Don't henpeck the poor guy...
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1st April 2005, 08:33 AM	#6
Lisa Simpson THE Lisa Simpson Administrator Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 123 Fake Street Posts: 20,110	Quote: Originally posted by Cleon Don't henpeck the poor guy... Yolks on you...he can't be henpecked anymore. He's dead.
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1st April 2005, 08:29 AM	#3
HarryKeogh Catholic School Survivor Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: New York, NY Posts: 11,342	Quote: Originally posted by Lisa Simpson It's really fowl to make jokes about someone's death. I'll say something nice...He was an accomplished ballroom dancer. When he moved it was like poultry in motion.

1st April 2005, 08:57 AM	#7
DaChew Graduate Poster Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,043	Re: Frank Perdue dies Quote: Originally posted by HarryKeogh Didn't know he did so well with the ladies. Oh!, Oh!, Me. Me! Call on me Mr. Kotter! Of course he did well with the ladies, he had a really big cock.
DaChew Graduate Poster Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,043

1st April 2005, 09:18 AM	#8
pgwenthold Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 12,119	Re: Re: Frank Perdue dies Quote: Originally posted by DaChew Oh!, Oh!, Me. Me! Call on me Mr. Kotter! Of course he did well with the ladies, he had a really big c*ck. And he'd always ask them if they wanted to pullet.
	__________________ "Baseball is a philosophy. The primordial ooze that once ruled our world has been captured in perpetual motion. Baseball is the moment. Its ever changing patterns are hypnotizing yet invigorating. Baseball is an art form. Classic and at the same time...progressive. Baseball is pre-historic and post-modern. Baseball is here to stay." (Stolen from the side of a lava lamp box, and modified slightly)

1st April 2005, 10:43 AM	#9
jj grumpy old skeptic Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Deep in the rain Posts: 18,716	Re: Re: Re: Frank Perdue dies Quote: Originally posted by pgwenthold And he'd always ask them if they wanted to pullet. Curses, you beak me to that one! I'll just grit my teeth and bear it.
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1st April 2005, 11:41 AM	#10
HarryKeogh Catholic School Survivor Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: New York, NY Posts: 11,342	He had quite a temper though. You had to be so careful it was like walking on eggshells.

1st April 2005, 12:48 PM	#11
LostAngeles Anti-WM Jihadist Join Date: May 2004 Location: Having a cup of tea. Posts: 10,159	At least he died with dignity and not with two out of the three branches of government running around like chickens with their heads cut off screaming about "The Culture of Life."
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1st April 2005, 12:52 PM	#12
Lisa Simpson THE Lisa Simpson Administrator Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 123 Fake Street Posts: 20,110	Well, you know what they say..."It takes a tough man to make a tender corpse."
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1st April 2005, 01:01 PM	#13
Charlie Monoxide Wag Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: London, Ontario Posts: 2,761	Making pun of someone's death is just not right. Charlie (eggsactly my thoughts) Monoxide
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1st April 2005, 01:25 PM	#14
Rob Lister Suspended Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Virginia Beach, VA Posts: 8,523	Quote: Originally posted by Charlie Monoxide Making pun of someone's death is just not right. Charlie (eggsactly my thoughts) Monoxide I agree. They'll roost in hell for those comments.

1st April 2005, 01:43 PM	#15
HarryKeogh Catholic School Survivor Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: New York, NY Posts: 11,342	you guys crack me up! get it? crack? eggs shells crack..all right...I got nothin'

1st April 2005, 01:45 PM	#16
HarryKeogh Catholic School Survivor Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: New York, NY Posts: 11,342	We use to cruise bars together. As far as our tastes in the ladies...I was a breast man, He was a leg man. But we'd always help each other out. He was always my wing man.