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Old 31st January 2003, 09:52 AM   #1
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Liberal vs. Conservative Difference on Gun Debate

Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand is a Glock 40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

Liberal Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion.

Conservative Answer:

BANG!

Texan's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click...(sounds of magazine being ejected and fresh magazine installed)

Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?"

Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy!"
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Old 31st January 2003, 10:09 AM   #2
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What do Texan Liberals do?

(I thought that was friendlier than calling you a troll...)
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Old 31st January 2003, 10:22 AM   #3
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What do Texan Liberals do?

That was the liberal Texan, in a conservative family everyone would have opened fire.
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Old 31st January 2003, 10:25 AM   #4
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Answer: They get forcibly relocated to Berkley.
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Answer: They get forcibly relocated to Berkley.
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Old 31st January 2003, 12:12 PM   #6
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In some jurisdictions you would be prosecuted because you used more force than was necessary to stop the attack; and it's entirely possible you would spend time in prison and face a wrongful death suit.
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Re: Liberal vs. Conservative Difference on Gun Debate

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Originally posted by Richard G
Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand is a Glock 40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

Liberal Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion.

Conservative Answer:

BANG!

Texan's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click...(sounds of magazine being ejected and fresh magazine installed)

Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?"

Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy!"

An interesting question, especially in light of statistics that show that 95% of homicides against unarmed, white, middle class people are exactly as described in this scenario. This is exactly why so many people are armed with concealed weapons, and the morgues are full of hundreds of homicidal maniacs armed with knives at the end of every week.

The question that needs to be asked, since this is such a common problem, and the cost of replenishing ammunition is so high, and it such a bummer when you forget to carry your gun, is "where do all these homicidal maniacs come from, and why haven't they learn't to sneak up silently from behind."

My guess is they are being bred by aliens.
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Re: Liberal vs. Conservative Difference on Gun Debate

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Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand is a Glock 40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
Libertarian answer:

Show him that you're armed because that's usually a deterrent. Shoot him only if he continues to charge at you.
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In some jurisdictions you would be prosecuted because you used more force than was necessary to stop the attack; and it's entirely possible you would spend time in prison and face a wrongful death suit.
This is what really gets me. If it were a police officer, the fellow officers would be all supportive, saying theirs is a dangerous job and he did what he had to do. So why are ordinary citizens held to a higher standard than those who are trained to deal with this kind of situation?
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This is what really gets me. If it were a police officer, the fellow officers would be all supportive, saying theirs is a dangerous job and he did what he had to do. So why are ordinary citizens held to a higher standard than those who are trained to deal with this kind of situation?
If you've ever seen video of five to ten officers stoppping an armed and dangerous man, they ALL empty their magazines. Thats 30-40 rounds they expend, and not a word of mention is said about that. (and it shouldn't be).
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If you've ever seen video of five to ten officers stoppping an armed and dangerous man, they ALL empty their magazines. Thats 30-40 rounds they expend, and not a word of mention is said about that. (and it shouldn't be).
Sure, but why is it whenever an armed citizen faces an armed and dangerous man there's all this questioning over whether or not they used more force than necessary? Don't citizens have as much of a right to defend themselves as the police?
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Old 1st February 2003, 12:46 PM   #13
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Sure, but why is it whenever an armed citizen faces an armed and dangerous man there's all this questioning over whether or not they used more force than necessary? Don't citizens have as much of a right to defend themselves as the police?
Absolutely, and your preaching to the choir with me. The fact is, a policemans **** doesn't stink many times in a jury trial, or to his fellow police officers who do the actual investigating. A lowly citizen however is heavily scrutinized, both by the police, and jury.

A very good point has been made in the gun owner communities I frequent that if you are unfortunate enough to find yourself on trial for a just incident of self defense, you would fair better if you used your daddys shotgun, and not a perfectly legal AR-15, or mini-14. Then the "bad bad gun" itself is put on trial, and waved around the court room by the prosecutor because of its exotic design. Nevermind the fact the the "country bumpkin" shotgun can take a mans head clean off.

There is no law against shooting a perpetrator "too manytimes", but a prosecutor can certainly try to use that against you with a dumbed down jury. Realisticly, I'm shooting until they stop and drop, or flee, whichever comes first.
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Wow, I live in Tennessee where most self-defense shootings never make it into court. Usually dismissed. Even my brother who was carrying without a permit didn't step foot in a courtroom. The possession charge was dismissed since he would have been dead without it. He was jumped by 3 thugs who after kicking him until his left hand was mashed and his kidneys were bruised, pulled out a shotgun. He drew and fired at the shotgun wielder and killed him.

Mind you, this is by the book self-defense with a firearm. If he had fired on any of them while they were unarmed he would have been prosecuted.
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I don't think you can paint all liberals with the same brush on this issue. In fact, if any liberal I met responded as Richard G suggests, I would conclude that the major source of their opinion was their stupidity and not their liberal viewpoint.

My response, and I feel it is perfectly compatible with liberal philosophy, is substantially the same as Shanek's. Show the gun, if he doesn't stop, shoot him. If he's too close, I wouldn't worry too much about the showing.

I would not expect to be prosecuted for this, either. And if I was, I would fight it as vigorously as any other false accusation.

are there jurisdictions where you are denied the right to respond to an assault with a deadly weapon, with deadly force?
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My response, and I feel it is perfectly compatible with liberal philosophy, is substantially the same as Shanek's. Show the gun, if he doesn't stop, shoot him.

One problem with this. This is a wild man running at you with a knife. Now, if you have been _trained_ to use a pistol then you know you do not pull unless you are going to fire. Now, the man _might_ turn around in the 2 seconds it takes you to draw. In which case you would not pull the trigger. Once the agressor has disengaged and your life is no longer threatened, you no longer have a legal protection for firing on him.

However, you do not just stand there and pull up your jacket and flash the gun at him. Flashing a gun like this in public is considered a threat. He can ditch the knife in a dumpster and call the cops and say you flashed a gun at him.

This is why when you draw, you draw to fire. Hopefully so fast that the attacker cannot turn around .
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One problem with this. This is a wild man running at you with a knife. Now, if you have been _trained_ to use a pistol then you know you do not pull unless you are going to fire. Now, the man _might_ turn around in the 2 seconds it takes you to draw. In which case you would not pull the trigger. Once the agressor has disengaged and your life is no longer threatened, you no longer have a legal protection for firing on him.

However, you do not just stand there and pull up your jacket and flash the gun at him. Flashing a gun like this in public is considered a threat. He can ditch the knife in a dumpster and call the cops and say you flashed a gun at him.

This is why when you draw, you draw to fire. Hopefully so fast that the attacker cannot turn around .
With a smiley? well shanek, when you draw, do you draw to fire?
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One problem with this. This is a wild man running at you with a knife. Now, if you have been _trained_ to use a pistol then you know you do not pull unless you are going to fire. Now, the man _might_ turn around in the 2 seconds it takes you to draw. In which case you would not pull the trigger. Once the agressor has disengaged and your life is no longer threatened, you no longer have a legal protection for firing on him.

However, you do not just stand there and pull up your jacket and flash the gun at him. Flashing a gun like this in public is considered a threat. He can ditch the knife in a dumpster and call the cops and say you flashed a gun at him.

This is why when you draw, you draw to fire. Hopefully so fast that the attacker cannot turn around .
I'm not talking about flashing the gun, I'm talking about drawing it and aiming it. If he's still half a block away, I might wait a moment to see if he stops. If he's on top of me, I'd just fire.

But this is a minor detail. I think my position is sufficiently different from what Richard G would attribute to me, yes?
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One problem with this. This is a wild man running at you with a knife. Now, if you have been _trained_ to use a pistol then you know you do not pull unless you are going to fire. Now, the man _might_ turn around in the 2 seconds it takes you to draw. In which case you would not pull the trigger. Once the agressor has disengaged and your life is no longer threatened, you no longer have a legal protection for firing on him.
You have the scenario all wrong. You thought he was a wild man. However, he was actually a undercover cop chasing the drug cartel kingpin that was right behind you (who thought he'd just terminated the cop after finding out he'd been double crossed). The drug cartel kingpin had two pistols on his person, his own and the cop's (he took it before he set the pit bulls on him) and was walking casually away from the incident when said wild man (really, a undercover cop fresh from a dog mauling in which he prevailed by grabbing the knife absentmindedly left by one of the kinpin's henchmen and using it to slit the dog's throats), bent on revenge, comes around the corner, mutters "This time it's personal..." and lunges in your direction not at you or your family, but at the man who ruthlessly exterminates anyone who gets between him and the millions to be made selling cocaine to Americans. Drug cartel kingpin hears the distress of your family as you pull out your firearm, turns around seeing the cop bloodied but still alive with a fire in his eyes, pulls out both pistols from his sharkskin suit and empties both magazines in your direction toward the cop, holding a gun in each hand sideways, managing to blow away your wife and one child, seriously wound you while your other child miraculously evades the bullets. The cop is seriously wounded, bleeding profusely in a pile of carnage, as the drug cartel kingpin approaches, picks up the up the knife he dropped, ready to finish off the lot when the cop, lying on top of your pistol, lifts his head up to see the smiling, knife wielding killer, and with blood pouring down his face mutters, "Vaya con Dios, bastard!" pulls up your pistol and puts a hole straight between the eyes of the drug cartel kingpin.

That is why gun control debates should be decided by ridiulous hypothetical scenarios.
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well shanek, when you draw, do you draw to fire?
Not personally owning a gun prohibits me from answering the question as posed. I will, however, reiterate that the vast majority of successful gun defenses in this country simply involves showing the gun to the would-be attacker.
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That is why gun control debates should be decided by ridiulous hypothetical scenarios.
How about a real-life scenario: Ruby Ridge?
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I'm not talking about flashing the gun, I'm talking about drawing it and aiming it. If he's still half a block away, I might wait a moment to see if he stops. If he's on top of me, I'd just fire.

If the man is half a block away then you are not in immediate peril. Ergo, you have no business drawing and aiming. He can toss the knife, call the cops, and you have one less gun.
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If the man is half a block away then you are not in immediate peril. Ergo, you have no business drawing and aiming. He can toss the knife, call the cops, and you have one less gun.
Are you splitting this hair, or are you insisting that I do?

The description of the dilemma has my own personal peril as a given.
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At risk of sounding like a Right Wing nut, I don't think I'd waste any time with the showing regardless of how far away any knife wielding head case was from me and my wife and kids. If I can get them to safety, great. If not, Hasta la vista, *******.
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Got directed here by Richard G from a debate on Iraq.

It reminds me of a column by Mike Ryoko years ago. To my recollection, he ranted about a situation in NYC. Apparently, some guy took a knife to an old Jewish man. Old Jewish man called for help and the neighborhood opened up with a bunch of old Jewish men who preceded to beat the schmuck into the hospital.

What Ryoko ranted about was the reaction from the NYC press condemning this "vigilantism"--as he put it, "the same city that watched Kitty Genovese die." [Woman raped and killed while neighbors watched and never phoned for police.--Ed.]

At the end of his rant he noted:

"As far as I am concerned, you take a knife to an old Jewish man, you take your life into your own hands."

--J.D.
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An interesting question, especially in light of statistics that show that 95% of homicides against unarmed, white, middle class people are exactly as described in this scenario. This is exactly why so many people are armed with concealed weapons, and the morgues are full of hundreds of homicidal maniacs armed with knives at the end of every week.

The question that needs to be asked, since this is such a common problem, and the cost of replenishing ammunition is so high, and it such a bummer when you forget to carry your gun, is "where do all these homicidal maniacs come from, and why haven't they learn't to sneak up silently from behind."

My guess is they are being bred by aliens.
A dude with a knife is 'unarmed'? Well, only in America I guess.
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Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand is a Glock 40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

Liberal Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion.

Conservative Answer:

BANG!

Texan's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click...(sounds of magazine being ejected and fresh magazine installed)

Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?"

Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy!"
A very well-considered scenario.

Why, just last night, while walking down a deserted street, I was immediately attacked by a homicidal knife-wielding maniac. Because guns aren't readily available in Australia (well... not as readily as in the US...) I was stabbed on the spot. Never did find out a motive.

I went into my local petrol station (that's 'gas station' to you yanks) to get some bandages to staunch the wound a bit when another, completely different, knife-wielding homicidal manic charged into the station stabbing me and the attendant. I thought it might have been a robbery, but no, it was just another random stabbing in the Big City.

Unable to drive, and not able to get an ambulance, since all the ambulance drivers were busy attending to more urgent random stabbings by homicidal maniacs, I caught a bus to the local hospital. I thought I'd make it. I really did. But, just two stops away, a dangerous-looking person got on the bus with a distinctly funny look about him.

"Oh, no" I thought.

But, yes.

I won't bore you with too many more details in my story except to say that between getting off the bus and finally being seen by a scalpel-weilding homicidal doctor, I was stabbed about thirty times. That's a lot. Try stabbing yourself that many times, if you don't believe me. As I lay in the hospital bed, watching the 10 gallon bucket of blood slowly empty into my shrivelled artery, I kept thinking, "None of this would have happened to me if only I had a gun. Like one of those cool Glocks."

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Old 9th February 2003, 12:37 AM   #29
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Look on the brightside Starshark - we have to deal with mad, marauding squirrels here in the UK

and we have no guns either

It's a mad world we live in

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I'd kick the guy's ass and stab him with his own knife.
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Old 9th February 2003, 07:11 AM   #31
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An interesting question, especially in light of statistics that show that 95% of homicides against unarmed, white, middle class people are exactly as described in this scenario.
As I had always heard that most homicide victims know their assailant I had to question this figure. I found this . From the article:
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For murder victims, 45% were related to or acquainted with their assailants; 15% of victims were murdered by strangers, while almost 40% of victims had an unknown relationship to their murderer.
The sad reality is that if the Glock 40 in question ever kills anyone, statistically the victim will most likely be the wife.

If I felt I needed to walk around with a firearm I probably think everyone is dangerous.

Now this is only my opinion and not a fact. When firearms are used properly things end up dead. The reason I don't own a firearm is because I have no desire to kill anything. I question the sanity of anyone who does. (This is my opinion, you may attempt to change it with coherent arguments.) I don't usually speak out against guns because the people who love them, I consider to be armed and dangerous.

I really really hate guns.
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I really really hate guns.
I happen to like them, but at present, I don't own one, not even a toy gun. I have kids, and one of the things I know about kids is that they are curious. For that reason, I took part in the Eddie Eagle program sponsored by the NRA, and simply made sure there were no guns in my home for the kids to be playing with in the first place.

I figure my manhood remains intact. I don't need a surrogate penis, mine works fine.

BTW: Starshark, when and where did you challenge JK? He's on my ignore list, and I'd like to see the evidence that he served, too. If JacKass was a member of the U.S. military, I'd like to know what sort of a record he had. Couldn't be that good, given his attitude.
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Re: Liberal vs. Conservative Difference on Gun Debate

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Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion.
Hmmm....

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Well, the problem is that you can ALWAYS make the scenario more complicated to change the "right" answer. Reminds me of the scene from "The Naked Gun":

Police Chief: "You know I had to suspend you after that incident. It's my job."

Hero: "Well, chief, when I see a group of people stab an unarmed man on public grounds, I shoot them. That's MY job."

Police Chief: "Those were 'Shakespeare in the Park' actors performing 'Julius Ceaser', you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones!"
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Old 9th February 2003, 03:37 PM   #35
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When firearms are used properly things end up dead.
Similar scenarios to the following are played out every day in America:

A man rushes up and attacks a woman to rape her. The woman, or a passerby, is armed and pulls out the gun, holding the would-be rapist until the police arrive and arrest him.

So, who has ended up dead in this scenario? Especially if the alternative is the woman being raped and beaten to death?
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Similar scenarios to the following are played out every day in America:

A man rushes up and attacks a woman to rape her. The woman, or a passerby, is armed and pulls out the gun, holding the would-be rapist until the police arrive and arrest him.

So, who has ended up dead in this scenario? Especially if the alternative is the woman being raped and beaten to death?
america must be a strange place, as most rapes in australia are nothing like this.
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[quote]Originally posted by jimlintott
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As I had always heard that most homicide victims know their assailant I had to question this figure. I found this . From the article:

sorry jim, you will have to get used to my sarcasm.
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Its simple. If everyone in the world carried a handgun 24/7 there would be less deaths. People would be safer, crime would virtually disappear. We could close down 75% of our hospitals and prisons saving taxpayers a fortune. We would live in paradise. The only rule I would set is no hollow point ammunition until you are over 16. oh yea...only .22 for pre-schoolers, I forgot that thier little hands find it hard to pull over the action of a large centrefire revolver..
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america must be a strange place, as most rapes in australia are nothing like this.
Actually, I didn't make it up. The exact same thing happened to a woman who, ironically enough, was returning home from the Million Mom March. Now she's against gun control.
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Its simple. If everyone in the world carried a handgun 24/7 there would be less deaths.
It wouldn't have to be everyone. Even a small percentage would be a deterrent because the criminals would have no way of knowing who is armed and who isn't. This is why areas that pass concealed carry laws consistently see their crime levels drop as a result.
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