Another thing we can blame on mom?

Disco · 8th June 2005, 02:57 PM

http://www.elitestv.com/pub/2005/Jun...5058c1f82.html

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A new study conducted on more than 4,000 women determined that heredity is the most important factor in determining how easily a woman achieves orgasm. In other words, if youâ€™re having problems obtaining sexual satisfaction, it might just be your motherâ€™s fault.

So, if I have no problems in that area, that means my mom, um, well, you know. Hard for me to think about it.

MHB

IllegalArgument · 8th June 2005, 02:58 PM

TMI really TMI

El Greco · 8th June 2005, 03:03 PM

I had told her: It was all her mother's fault.

Hawk one · 8th June 2005, 03:36 PM

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Originally posted by IllegalArgument
TMI really TMI

Huh?

IllegalArgument · 8th June 2005, 03:43 PM

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Originally posted by Hawk one
Huh?

TMI = Too much information

Hawk one · 8th June 2005, 03:48 PM

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Originally posted by IllegalArgument
TMI = Too much information

Ahh. Maybe. I'm not female myself, so I don't have to worry about that. I also happen to be single, and the two women I've [snipped to avoid the TMI syndrome*] with, I never met their mothers.

By the way, the trick is to just read it, not imagine it.

*Hey, I just found out about the abbreviation, of course I have to use it as soon as possible.

LostAngeles · 8th June 2005, 03:56 PM

Thankfully, I'm such a good faker that all the guys I've had who were lousy won't send this tidbit of info to me.

Bruce · 8th June 2005, 05:26 PM

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Originally posted by Hawk one
I also happen to be single, and the two women I've [snipped to avoid the TMI syndrome*] with, I never met their mothers.

Uh, shouldn't you like, grow some pubes first?

Hawk one · 9th June 2005, 05:53 AM

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Originally posted by Bruce
Uh, shouldn't you like, grow some pubes first?

Oooh, someone's jealous of me being in my prime years of adulthood.

Jas · 9th June 2005, 03:19 PM

Gee, I don't see how I managed to get by in the past without knowing that particular tidbit about my mom.

toddjh · 9th June 2005, 11:57 PM

Which is worse, imagining your mother in the throes of repeated multiple ecstasy, or knowing that she was probably bored out of her skull when you were conceived?

Jeremy

8th June 2005, 02:57 PM	#1
Disco Critical Thinker Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 441	Another thing we can blame on mom? http://www.elitestv.com/pub/2005/Jun...5058c1f82.html Quote: A new study conducted on more than 4,000 women determined that heredity is the most important factor in determining how easily a woman achieves orgasm. In other words, if youâ€™re having problems obtaining sexual satisfaction, it might just be your motherâ€™s fault. So, if I have no problems in that area, that means my mom, um, well, you know. Hard for me to think about it. MHB
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8th June 2005, 03:03 PM	#3
El Greco Summer worshipper Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Παρά θιν'αλός Posts: 14,314	I had told her: It was all her mother's fault.
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8th June 2005, 03:36 PM	#4
Hawk one Emperor of the Internet Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Right below The Hat. Posts: 12,845	Quote: Originally posted by IllegalArgument TMI really TMI Huh?
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8th June 2005, 03:48 PM	#6
Hawk one Emperor of the Internet Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Right below The Hat. Posts: 12,845	Quote: Originally posted by IllegalArgument TMI = Too much information Ahh. Maybe. I'm not female myself, so I don't have to worry about that. I also happen to be single, and the two women I've [snipped to avoid the TMI syndrome] with, I never met their mothers. By the way, the trick is to just read it, not imagine it. Hey, I just found out about the abbreviation, of course I have to use it as soon as possible.
	__________________ Boynott everything! Roxane - My evil feeds on your hatred. I am like a big evil thing that feasts on hatred and probably also fear. Nom nom. Roxane is a ninja star without me.

8th June 2005, 03:56 PM	#7
LostAngeles Anti-WM Jihadist Join Date: May 2004 Location: Having a cup of tea. Posts: 10,159	Thankfully, I'm such a good faker that all the guys I've had who were lousy won't send this tidbit of info to me.
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8th June 2005, 02:58 PM	#2
IllegalArgument Graduate Poster Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Reston, VA Posts: 1,758	TMI really TMI

8th June 2005, 03:43 PM	#5
IllegalArgument Graduate Poster Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Reston, VA Posts: 1,758	Quote: Originally posted by Hawk one Huh? TMI = Too much information

8th June 2005, 05:26 PM	#8
Bruce Philosopher Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Columbia, Missouri Posts: 7,522	Quote: Originally posted by Hawk one *I also happen to be single, and the two women I've [snipped to avoid the TMI syndrome] with, I never met their mothers.** Uh, shouldn't you like, grow some pubes first?
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9th June 2005, 05:53 AM	#9
Hawk one Emperor of the Internet Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Right below The Hat. Posts: 12,845	Quote: Originally posted by Bruce Uh, shouldn't you like, grow some pubes first? Oooh, someone's jealous of me being in my prime years of adulthood.
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9th June 2005, 03:19 PM	#10
Jas Queen Skankarella of Ho Nation Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 3,845	Gee, I don't see how I managed to get by in the past without knowing that particular tidbit about my mom.
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9th June 2005, 11:57 PM	#11
toddjh Illuminator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: USA Posts: 3,252	Which is worse, imagining your mother in the throes of repeated multiple ecstasy, or knowing that she was probably bored out of her skull when you were conceived? Jeremy