Global Warming Epiphany

[casebro]

The web site I had originally copied this from is down now, for unknow reasons:

"The general theory that Global Warming is caused by the burning of fossil
fuels is wrong, wrong, wrong! It is actually caused by all of the "Free
Energy" "Perpetual Motion Machines" put into use by unscrupulous back yard
inventors. The Free Energy created by these machines is eventually
converted to heat, thereby warming the atmosphere. As opposed to
conventional machines which only use the stored energy in the fossil fuels
and do not create their own waste heat. I'm sure that you have heard of
'water burning cars', generators that power themselves, 'crystal power' ?
And you've also heard the skeptics query; "If it works, how come the big
energy companies don't use it"? Well, they would, but a secret protocol
prevents them. These large companies are run by educated men who all realize
the hazards of global warming that usage on a grand scale would cause. Not
so the back yard tinkerer, whose short sightedness and self centered-ness
bring him to the decision "I'll get My free energy, world be damned!" Of
course, there are National Security and experimental exceptions too, that
could account for those suspicious items that some time show up as disc
shaped auras of excessive waste energy....

I'm currently doing research into the instrumentation required in a 'free
energy detector' that would allow me to pinpoint the location of these
sources of un-Godly heat. Seizure will be required in order to save our
Mother Earth from the hazards of Global Heat prostration and the inherent
heat pollution inherent in these anti-social machines. My earliest findings
are that all accoutrements in the vicinity of the detectors will have to be
colored black as other colors will interfere with the invisible emanations
given off by the infernal machines. Thus far I have only the most primitive
detector in use, steel rods bent at 90 degrees, which when held in the hands
if a specially trained operator, will swing wildly when in the presence of
the electro magnetic waves given off by those machines. It works well in
accompaniment with my directional accessory, a magnet suspended within a
liquid filled enclosure. And from personal experience, a copper bracelet
will protect the investigator from any harm caused by the electromagnetic
radiations wastefully given off by those machines, though I am currently
looking in to something called 'liquid metal' as an adjunct to the layers of
aluminum foil currently worn in my hat.. Looks like I'll have a lucrative
business in detectors, protectors, and directors. If you would like to get
in on the ground floor of such a lucrative business.............boy, that
black helicopter is awful noisy, why is he so coming in so "

[Eos of the Eons]

ROFLMAO! Should this be posted in the Humour threads?
Hey, do you remember the name of the website?

[casebro]

"Hey, do you remember the name of the website?"

I was hoping somebody here would know. Sounds like a good investment. I wonder if he'll be doing a multilevel thing? How long do you think he'll be held in Gitmo with all the others that "know too much"?

[Eos of the Eons]

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And from personal experience, a copper bracelet will protect the investigator from any harm caused by the electromagnetic radiations wastefully given off by those machines, though I am currently looking in to something called 'liquid metal' as an adjunct to the layers of aluminum foil currently worn in my hat..

I just think it's really cool satire, so I wouldn't mind seeing some more

[Eos of the Eons]

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Originally posted by casebro
"Hey, do you remember the name of the website?"

I was hoping somebody here would know. Sounds like a good investment. I wonder if he'll be doing a multilevel thing? How long do you think he'll be held in Gitmo with all the others that "know too much"?

Hmm, we may be "marked" for reading this. We can ask him all these questions when we meet him

[casebro]

I've been in contact telepathically. He said he gets much better communications since he flushed the evil nexus down the toilet. He has entrusted his marketing and business plan to some shape shifter in need of a shave. He says he trusts implicitly anyone who is so up to date he grooms in the latest grunge style, also somehint about the fellow leaving big tracks on the economic scene.

[Paul C. Anagnostopoulos]

Now I finally have something to say when some free energy freak starts up on another forum. Thank you.

~~ Paul