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Rob Lister · 26th July 2005, 04:23 AM

Maybe this oughta go in the humor section. This is where politics and humor truely intersect.

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Former US president Bill Clinton has been offered 40 goats and 20 cows for his daughter by a love-struck African government official.

...

The dowry is a very generous one by the country's own standards.

...

"I would have invited South African Anglican Archbishop Desmond Tutu to preside at the ceremony."

Source

I'm pretty sure Bill turned him down flat but the proffered cows had to make him think about it.

Zep · 26th July 2005, 05:16 AM

Well, I dunno...

I reckon if he had taken his offer up to 25 cows then there may have been a deal on the table to work on.

MRC_Hans · 26th July 2005, 05:18 AM

Seing the thread title, I thought it was a generous offer, but I was thinking of another Chelsea.

Hans

WildCat · 26th July 2005, 05:36 AM

What a blunder! Everyone knows that Bill prefers pigs. But I fear that the damage has been done now, and even an offer of 100 pigs now won't overcome the initial insult.

Manny · 26th July 2005, 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MRC_Hans
Seing the thread title, I thought it was a generous offer, but I was thinking of another Chelsea.

Hans

ROFL!

Stick The blue flag up yer a**e,
Up your a**e,
Up your a**e,
Stick the blue flag up your a**e,
The black and white you'll never pass,
Stick your blue flag up your a**e.

BPSCG · 26th July 2005, 10:27 AM

I understand that during his White House days, Bill returned to DC from a visit to his old home town, and surprised the saluting Marine at the bottom of the helicopter gangplank. Seems he was carrying a small pig.

"It's a pure-bred, corn-fed Arkansas razorback. Waddaya think?"

"Uhhh, nice pig, sir!"

"I got it fer Hillary..."

"Uhhh, nice trade, sir!"

True story...

demon · 26th July 2005, 03:18 PM

Oh, Chelsea CLINTON!

For a minute there I thought Roman Abramovich had spent all that money for nothing.

Ed · 26th July 2005, 06:47 PM

Aw hell, I'll bid 43. I wouldn't go over 2 for Ann Coulter. I bid 89 for Nicolle Kidman but Cruise outbid me.

Rob Lister · 26th July 2005, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ed
Aw hell, I'll bid 43. I wouldn't go over 2 for Ann Coulter. I bid 89 for Nicolle Kidman but Cruise outbid me.

Now I'm picturing my three future wives: Ann Coulter, Nicolle Kidman, and Chelsea Clinton. All I'd need is an Ipod with a booster amp. It could happen.

I don't want to think of the in-laws.

Ed · 26th July 2005, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rob Lister
Now I'm picturing my three future wives: Ann Coulter, Nicolle Kidman, and Chelsea Clinton. All I'd need is an Ipod with a booster amp. It could happen.

I don't want to think of the in-laws.

Show me your 134 goats before you get any funny ideas.

26th July 2005, 04:23 AM	#1
Rob Lister Suspended Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Virginia Beach, VA Posts: 8,523	40 GOATS TO BUY CHELSEA Maybe this oughta go in the humor section. This is where politics and humor truely intersect. Quote: Former US president Bill Clinton has been offered 40 goats and 20 cows for his daughter by a love-struck African government official. ... The dowry is a very generous one by the country's own standards. ... "I would have invited South African Anglican Archbishop Desmond Tutu to preside at the ceremony." Source I'm pretty sure Bill turned him down flat but the proffered cows had to make him think about it.

26th July 2005, 05:16 AM	#2
Zep Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 26,985	Well, I dunno... I reckon if he had taken his offer up to 25 cows then there may have been a deal on the table to work on.
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26th July 2005, 05:18 AM	#3
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26th July 2005, 05:46 AM	#5
Manny Illuminator Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 3,295	Quote: Originally posted by MRC_Hans Seing the thread title, I thought it was a generous offer, but I was thinking of another Chelsea. Hans ROFL! Stick The blue flag up yer ae, Up your ae, Up your ae, Stick the blue flag up your ae, The black and white you'll never pass, Stick your blue flag up your a**e.
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26th July 2005, 10:27 AM	#6
BPSCG Cannibal Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Looting Fafner's Cave Posts: 17,556	I understand that during his White House days, Bill returned to DC from a visit to his old home town, and surprised the saluting Marine at the bottom of the helicopter gangplank. Seems he was carrying a small pig. "It's a pure-bred, corn-fed Arkansas razorback. Waddaya think?" "Uhhh, nice pig, sir!" "I got it fer Hillary..." "Uhhh, nice trade, sir!" True story...
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26th July 2005, 05:36 AM	#4
WildCat NWO Master Conspirator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Albany Park, Chicago Posts: 49,457	What a blunder! Everyone knows that Bill prefers pigs. But I fear that the damage has been done now, and even an offer of 100 pigs now won't overcome the initial insult.

26th July 2005, 03:18 PM	#7
demon Master Poster Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 2,744	Oh, Chelsea CLINTON! For a minute there I thought Roman Abramovich had spent all that money for nothing.
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26th July 2005, 06:47 PM	#8
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26th July 2005, 07:04 PM	#9
Rob Lister Suspended Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Virginia Beach, VA Posts: 8,523	Quote: Originally posted by Ed Aw hell, I'll bid 43. I wouldn't go over 2 for Ann Coulter. I bid 89 for Nicolle Kidman but Cruise outbid me. Now I'm picturing my three future wives: Ann Coulter, Nicolle Kidman, and Chelsea Clinton. All I'd need is an Ipod with a booster amp. It could happen. I don't want to think of the in-laws.

26th July 2005, 07:07 PM	#10
Ed god Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 8,691	Quote: Originally posted by Rob Lister Now I'm picturing my three future wives: Ann Coulter, Nicolle Kidman, and Chelsea Clinton. All I'd need is an Ipod with a booster amp. It could happen. I don't want to think of the in-laws. Show me your 134 goats before you get any funny ideas.
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