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Join Date: Jul 2002
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Alex Chiu vs. Timecube Guy vs. Aristotle Guy vs. "Chrono"
In a battle of wits, WHO WILL SURVIVE??
In the left corner, weighing in at one million spiritual pounds, he's the inventor of the Immortality Ring, the doomsday prophet of bizzare spinning motions, ALEX CHIU! In the right corner, he's not stupid because he is uneducated, his ranting will make you scream for more, TIMECUBE GUY!! In the other left corner, it's the burnt out Texan janitor who blames Aristotle for all the evil in the world, because it's a conspiracy, the one man standing up against one of the greatest minds of the ancient world, ARISTOTLE GUY!! ( www.geocities.com/aristotleisbad ) And last, but by no means least, the schizophrenic kid who can't leave Bullshido alone, the father of a thousand furry little kids on the astral plane, master of the chi power, "CHRONO"!! Who will win? Don't miss the greatest woo battle in history, and Cthulhu willing, there can be no survivors! |
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Increasing entropy since 1970
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Handicapping the big race
Wow, tough call.
Chiu has the all-important economic factor on his side. He's actually trying to make money from his woo ideas, which means he's confident in them, and thinks others will be too. Gene Ray (TimeCube) has to be the leader in the overall wackiness category and has scores pretty well in the bad-website design too, with his interminable scroll of madness. On the other hand, his obvious schizophrenia might lead some to disqualify him, excusing his rantings as a medical condition. The Aristotle Guy beats Ray in bad website design, as he uses colours that actually hurt the eyes and probably misspells more words than he spells correctly. His content just doesn't measure up to Gene, though. Chrono seems to have the persecution angle sewed up, but his web-design skills are too good and his field of interest too narrow to compete with Chiu, Ray and the anti-Aristotle. I give the nod to Gene Ray, inventor of Nature's Perfect Time Cube. But then again, I'm educated stupid evil. |
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In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. I don't appeal to the masses, and they don't appeal to me. - Graham Parker Calling modern day fundamentalists medieval is giving them about a thousand years of philosophical advancement they do not have. - Jorghnassen |
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Is it true they let him speak at MIT?
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In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. I don't appeal to the masses, and they don't appeal to me. - Graham Parker Calling modern day fundamentalists medieval is giving them about a thousand years of philosophical advancement they do not have. - Jorghnassen |
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My mistake, "Chrono's" real name is name is "Kevin" not "Frank."
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Re: Handicapping the big race
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Join Date: Mar 2005
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Isn't the "aristotle is evil" thing simply a rip-off of that book "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance"?
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Join Date: Sep 2002
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The Fighting Skeptic
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Come now, who could stand up to THIS?
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Atheistic Aesir
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Leo Jean would crush them all!
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Nothing to see here "Then we didn't evolve! The system has been feeding us THE BIG LIE!" -Jack T Chick "Educators are actually evil for refusing to teach students Nature's 4 World Time Cube." -Gene Ray "Leo Jean has attained the highest spiritual status of any person on Earth. His spirit is one of the oldest and most powerful in the universe, and is the most powerful on Earth." -Leo Jean |
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Winston Wu will take on all three of these chumps... simultaneously! It'd be like Andre the Giant vs. three midget wrestlers.
http://www.geocities.com/wwu777us/ Nobody defeats the original Wumeister! |
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This is a toughie. They are all fine contestants, but I can't really take the anti-Aristotle guy seriously, Gene Ray seems mostly sane and harmless at the core of his madness, and Wu is... well, Wu. But my gut tells me to pick Kevin. His video is just so frelling hilarious, and his delusions range between sad, frightening, and cruel. Part of me hopes he gets his life together someday. But most of me just wants to kick him in the nuts a few hundred times. |
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Why do I even have to say this? Why do I have to say "Get off the unique and probably alien living plinth that zaps the unwary"? To light his way, he wore a lamp whose element glowed perfect blue. His was the light of reason, the light we should have shone upon that world. Travaillons donc à bien penser: voilà le principe de la morale. |
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Have you left Victor Zammit off the list because it would be such a foregone conclusion?
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Join Date: Jan 2005
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Well, the trick with Kevin is to kick him in the nuts before he powers up.
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Join Date: Mar 2005
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If this is going to be a battle of wits, I imagine it'd be as exciting as one of those stereotypical TV nerd slapfests.
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Why do I even have to say this? Why do I have to say "Get off the unique and probably alien living plinth that zaps the unwary"? To light his way, he wore a lamp whose element glowed perfect blue. His was the light of reason, the light we should have shone upon that world. Travaillons donc à bien penser: voilà le principe de la morale. |
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Why do I even have to say this? Why do I have to say "Get off the unique and probably alien living plinth that zaps the unwary"? To light his way, he wore a lamp whose element glowed perfect blue. His was the light of reason, the light we should have shone upon that world. Travaillons donc à bien penser: voilà le principe de la morale. |
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Join Date: Jun 2003
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I still think they don't match the old greats, like Ludwig Plutonium and the great Alex Abian, the maths prof who wanted the moon blown up.
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As much as I love Gene Ray, for sheer kookiness they are probably all beaten by Ted Jesus Christ God.
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Usenet hasn't been quite as much fun since this guy was tossed in jail (again) : http://www.sollog.com/
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I voted the Planet X option to protest the exclusion of our very own Rouser2.
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