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Illuminator
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Western Wisconsin
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WWJD: Scarf up the last Christmas present at store?
I have this guilt complex where I always ask, WWJD. Today it came across my mind once again when I went to Wal-Mart looking for Tomagotchi toys. The lady goes, "Yes, we HAD them, but they are all sold out." Oh ohhhh. I knew I was in for a long day. I called my mom, who told me my nieces all want that toy. I needed 3 of them. They had to have it. So, I go to Target. Same story. Now I'm getting desperate. I call K-Mart. The girl there said they have lots of different styles. I said, "Huh? I only thought they were like one thing. That they did one thing." She said, "No? They come in all kinds of varieties." I says, "Are you sure? Are you sure we're talking about the same thing?" So I have her go look. I was right. She said that what she was thinking of was something else. (Braindead floor workers anyway. And that was even her dept.! If I had taken her word for it, initially on the phone, I would have wasted my time for nothing.) So then I call up Shopko from clear across town. I get ahold of the toy dept. and the lady goes, 'Yes, we do have SOME left." "Greeat!" I exclaimed. SOME, ehhhh? Well, I'll be right over."
So I buzz over there and I can't see any, where the lady said they would be. Oh ohhhh. So then, I'm getting greedy and I see this floor worker... if he knows where they were. I had to get those toys before anybody else found them first and got them. What does he do when I ask him? He takes off to get someone else. I'm thinking that in the interim, this pack of hyenas, as there was already lot's off people in the toy section, and in the aisle that I was told they'd be in, would find these toys and buy them before *I* could buy them, and then I would have to run myself ragged for the rest of the day trying to change plans, trying to find some other gift. I was telling myself that my time is valuable and I am not into going on wild goose chases and going store to store trying to guess on something else the nieces would want. So then, before the guy returns, or someone else returns, to show me where they are (I didn't have a clue what they looked like), I started asking kids. Then this kid I ask is like telling his buddy about them, and I'm thinking, "Now look what you went and did. Now THEY might start looking for the dumb things!" I'll bet Jesus, being the sacrificial soul that he was, would make sure that before hE would buy one, that everyone else who wanted one would get them first. And if there was one left, 1 second before the store closed on Christmas eve, then, and only then would he buy it. And I bet that during a Christmas get together, if there were 3 of the most delicious cookies left on the table, with 20 guests in the house, that he wouldn't go racing over to the table to hurry and and get one (or all 3) for himself. But isn't this a hell to be put on this earthly world, and have to go thru all of life believing that you always have to put other people first for everything? I asked my friend what he would do if he was Jesus, and he quickly replied that he would wave his hand over the ones that were left and make a whole pile more of them. Ha. So what kind of person are you? Do you get caught up in the craze like I just did? Are you like the person who will rip the Tickle Me Elmo, or Cabbage Patch doll right out of somebodies hands, in the store? (this went on). |
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Humor Impaired
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Cultural Desert
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Could give a damn less what Jesus would do.
I'd get what I need. But I ain't fighting some moron over a kiddie toy. The kid can get whatever I jolly well decide to give them. Better for them to learn about such things early on. Life isn't always about getting what we expect, or sometimes even deserve. |
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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I suspect Jesus would have donated the money for the toy to the poor and told the kids that it was easier for a Tamogotchi to pass through the eye of a needle than a spoiled child to enter the kingdom of heaven.
This, among many other reasons, is why I don't give the hind end of a rat what Jesus would do in any given situation. |
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Plumb loco...motive!
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Houston, Texas
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Well, I won't claim to speak for Jesus, but there was a time a few years back when my niece wanted an Easy-Bake Oven. That year, apparently, the toy was the Easy-Bake Oven. I tried toy stores and discount stores all over town and couldn't find an Easy-Bake Oven. Finally, about three days before Christmas, I drove down into the barrio and started looking for the most Anglo store I could find, which turned out to be a K-Mart. Sure enough, they had an Easy-Bake Oven still in stock.
Now I no longer have one niece, I have four. And two nephews. I've stopped running all over town looking for toys for Christmas; instead, I just give money. It's a lot easier that way.... |
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Queer Propagandist
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Perhaps it is better to put other people first when it is what you wish to do, and not when you feel it is expected of you.
Isn't it OK to be selfish sometimes? Don't you feel like you want to be kind to other people sometimes? Maybe the best course of action is to be kind when it is your own impulse to do so, and if possible refrain from acting when you feel less kind. You don't need Jeebus or any other brand of religion to be a fine person. |
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Bufo Caminus Inedibilis
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Gone.
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Iamme, why did you start this thread?
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Humor Impaired
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Cultural Desert
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There's a 'why?' to him starting threads?
Whoah. |
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Norway
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This being the 21st century, I bought all my yule presents through the internet
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Apathetic Agnostic
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Reading, PA
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Being Jesus, couldn't he just pull a "loaves & fishes" number and divide the Tamagotchis & cookies until there was enough for everyone? Or modify the "water into wine" trick and change some less popular toy into what he wanted?
The fact that he doesn't do this for his faithful followers seems to indicate that Jesus doesn't give a creamed rat's @$$ sandwich for his flock. Edited for spelling. |
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"We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the same sense and to the same extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart." - H. L. Mencken "Why believe in things that make it tough on you?" - Devo, "Love Without Anger" GoogleBomb Sylvia Browne now! www.StopSylvia.com |
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Penultimate Amazing
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Sorth Dakonsin
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I'd think He'd say "Hey! It's MY birthday!! Why the hell am I giving YOU a present?"
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Illuminator
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Western Wisconsin
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...................Learning the lessons of life. Hmmmm. Kids don't grasp that though. Just like the neighbor's kid who fails to recognize that when he wants to play with the flashlight in my pocket...that when I tell him the batteries are going dead and I need it for work...he acts like he doesn't hear me. He starts going into a tantrum. Kids! I don't have any. Whew! |
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Illuminator
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Western Wisconsin
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But a lot less fun for the kids.
I used to give my several nieces and nephew, when they came up for Christmas, 2 or 3 presents each. Then, I'd go to Toy's R Us and buy up all those $1.99 stocking stuffer things like mini-Slinky's, Gak, Sily Putty, Silly String, balls that bouce weird. You know..all those little toys that come on cardboard. Then I would put them all down in a big box, tie a string on the end of each one, and let them take turns reeling out a toy. They just loved that. |
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Bufo Caminus Inedibilis
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Gone.
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Sarcastic Conqueror of Notions
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: A floating island above the clouds
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I recall a lawsuit that Premerand (sp?) skeptic guy from India once filed against Sai Baba, wherein he claimed:
1. Sai Baba violated the Rolex trademarks, etc. by producing Rolex watches out of thin air 2. Violated India's gold-importation laws by producing gold jewelry out of thin air. Jesus better not mess with copyrighted material from Japan! |
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"Great innovations should not be forced [by way of] slender majorities." - Thomas Jefferson The government should nationalize it! Socialized, single-payer video game development and sales now! More, cheaper, better games, right? Right? |
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Mogollon Rim
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Thanks for making my holidays a little more merry.
I'm on the edge of my seat wondering if you actually found the toys, or just lied and put a little note in the empty box saying you donated $20 in their name to the tsunami fund. |
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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WWJD? A fictional idealization:
"Folks, I think you're missing the point, pretty spectacularly. It's not about the day I was born, or even about the day I died. No, seriously; it's not. It's about the life I lived, and the things I tried so hard to teach you...you know, the whole meek, humble, turn-the-other-cheek, if-he-asks-for-your-coat-give-him-your-shirt-too thing? Love your neighbor, do unto others, pray in secret, serve the lord by serving others....remember all of that? I hope so; it was rather important. "Look: get rid of the tree (never did understand that one), take back the presents, turn off that insipid music, and take down all those damned lights. Give all the money you've thus saved to a homeless shelter, or tsunami relief, or Katrina aid, or just find a struggling family, stuff the money into their hands, and walk away. "Twice a year, you try to make it all about me. The rest of the time, it's somehow all about you. In point of fact, it should always be, every single day, all about everyone else. And until you get that, you're wasting time." ...that's what I think he'd do, if he were real. YMMV. Batteries not included, some assembly required, for ages 3 and up, not a flotation device. |
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Philosopher
Join Date: Aug 2001
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I think others have covered the WWJD angle well... personally, I would have sent word back that after some effort you discovered these toys were nigh-impossible to find before christmas, and so they would either have to choose a substitute or receive their gifts some time after Christmas.
That's one thing I never did get... like for the xbox 360... why people would pay many times the price on eBay or whatnot, just to get one by christmas. It's not like they're not going to exist afterwards... their brat kid can wait a couple of weeks and learn that some good things are worth waiting for. |
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Mogollon Rim
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The xbox 360 xmas marketing bordered on outright fraud. Must've started with the premise that gamer's parents have an IQ of about 10. Are there any games for it? I stopped by several game stores over Christmas (looking for ps2 deals) with walls that appeared to be filled with 360 games - all empty 'placeholder' boxes of products not available yet... But you could advance order them. What a hoax.
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