Chris Matthew leans forward: Pat, don't let me down!

Beerina · 5th January 2006, 06:09 PM

Yes, Pat! I knew you wouldn't let us down!

shecky · 5th January 2006, 07:11 PM

A overweight 77 year old dies after stroke. Can there be any doubt it was God's work?

Simon Bridge · 5th January 2006, 07:43 PM

CNN quoting Robertson:

Quote:

"God says, 'This land belongs to me, and you'd better leave it alone,'" he said.

Ah, but God also said that he'd curse the land himself if anyone broke any of His laws. This has already happened.

<looks around> where is Pat?

Originally Posted by shecky

A overweight 77 year old dies after stroke. Can there be any doubt it was God's work?

Of course not. God typically casts earlier pestilences as warnings of the biggie to come. 1st the plague of overweightedness, yeah, and he listened not; and verily it did follow that there was a plague of old age upon the unrepentent one, and still did he heed the Lord - not.

<shakes head sadly> they just never listen...

Kopji · 5th January 2006, 09:11 PM

Beerina · 6th January 2006, 05:22 AM

Originally Posted by Simon Bridge

CNN quoting Robertson:Ah, but God also said that he'd curse the land himself if anyone broke any of His laws. This has already happened.

<looks around> where is Pat?

Of course not. God typically casts earlier pestilences as warnings of the biggie to come. 1st the plague of overweightedness, yeah, and he listened not; and verily it did follow that there was a plague of old age upon the unrepentent one, and still did he heed the Lord - not.

<shakes head sadly> they just never listen...

Now now now. We all follow the skeptic rags. You all know his health problems are due to a fatty diet and a sedentary lifestyle, rather than obesity per se. Obesity is a consequence of that lifestyle, as are clogged arteries. Obesity does not cause the clogged arteries.

5th January 2006, 06:09 PM	#1
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6th January 2006, 05:22 AM	#5
Beerina Sarcastic Conqueror of Notions Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: A floating island above the clouds Posts: 23,835	Originally Posted by Simon Bridge CNN quoting Robertson:Ah, but God also said that he'd curse the land himself if anyone broke any of His laws. This has already happened. <looks around> where is Pat? Of course not. God typically casts earlier pestilences as warnings of the biggie to come. 1st the plague of overweightedness, yeah, and he listened not; and verily it did follow that there was a plague of old age upon the unrepentent one, and still did he heed the Lord - not. <shakes head sadly> they just never listen... Now now now. We all follow the skeptic rags. You all know his health problems are due to a fatty diet and a sedentary lifestyle, rather than obesity per se. Obesity is a consequence of that lifestyle, as are clogged arteries. Obesity does not cause the clogged arteries.
	__________________ "Great innovations should not be forced [by way of] slender majorities." - Thomas Jefferson The government should nationalize it! Socialized, single-payer video game development and sales *now!* More, cheaper, better games, right? Right?

5th January 2006, 07:11 PM	#2
shecky Master Poster Join Date: May 2002 Location: Home of the Homeless Posts: 2,190	A overweight 77 year old dies after stroke. Can there be any doubt it was God's work?

5th January 2006, 07:43 PM	#3
Simon Bridge Critical Thinker Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Waiheke Island (NZ) Posts: 346	CNN quoting Robertson: Quote: "God says, 'This land belongs to me, and you'd better leave it alone,'" he said. Ah, but God also said that he'd curse the land himself if anyone broke any of His laws. This has already happened. <looks around> where is Pat? Originally Posted by shecky A overweight 77 year old dies after stroke. Can there be any doubt it was God's work? Of course not. God typically casts earlier pestilences as warnings of the biggie to come. 1st the plague of overweightedness, yeah, and he listened not; and verily it did follow that there was a plague of old age upon the unrepentent one, and still did he heed the Lord - not. <shakes head sadly> they just never listen...

5th January 2006, 09:11 PM	#4
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