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Briefly immortal
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Friday the 13th
Yep, today's the day. I usually celebrate the day by violating every bad luck superstition I can think of. I walk under ladders, open an umbrella in the house, break a (cheap) mirror, spill salt, turn the shoes upside down (my mom told me that one), and if I can find them, walk where a black cat has crossed and hang a horseshoe upside down.
Anybody got any others, old or new? The only thing I can think of is finding a four-leaf clover and plucking the extra leaf off. |
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Illuminator
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Surgically reattach a foot to a rabbit? Say "Macbeth" in a theater?
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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Along the same line, you could shoe a horse
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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Running with scissors?
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Being offended by someone questioning your beliefs is a sign that you should be questioning them. In the beginning there was nothing. And the Lord said "Let There Be Light!" And still there was nothing, but at least now you could see it. |
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Director of IDIOCY (Region 13)
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Kill an albatross on deck?
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-Aberhaten did it - "Which gives us an answer to our question. What’s the worst thing that can happen in a pressure cooker?" Randall Munroe -Director of Independent Determining Inquisitor Of Crazy Yapping - Aberhaten's Apothegm™ - An Internet law that states that optimism is indistinguishable from sarcasm |
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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I'm an amateur actor, and I make a point of saying 'Macbeth' in every show I'm in - without anyone hearing me. I just mutter it to myself, and see what happens.
Funnily enough, major things have gone wrong, in the scene directly after I say it: Romeo and Juliet, 2003 - said 'Macbeth' in the interval. In the very next scene Friar Lawrence walks on stage, trips, and careens into the audience. Waiting for Godot, 2004 - again in interval. I walk on stage. A gust of wind takes my hat off and blows it down a chasm (we were doing it outside.) I had to mime the hat juggling. Proof, 2004 - Again in interval. Next scene, leading lady gets stuck to a door and has to shout most of her lines. There have been other occasions. Of course, this means absolutely nothing. I'm sure other things have gone wrong in other scenes in other nights, but these were the ones I remember! Anyway, I'm off to find some single magpies, and then neglect to say "Good morning Mr. Magpie". |
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It's great being ideologically flexible. |
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You could try some of these.
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Being offended by someone questioning your beliefs is a sign that you should be questioning them. In the beginning there was nothing. And the Lord said "Let There Be Light!" And still there was nothing, but at least now you could see it. |
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It's great being ideologically flexible. |
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Nap, interrupted.
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Step on every damn crack you can find.
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Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. ---Susan Ertz RIP Mr. Skinny |
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Saying "MacBeth" won't bring you bad luck in theatre.
Doing COMMUNITY theatre will.... |
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Flat Foot Floogie with a Floy Floy |
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Being offended by someone questioning your beliefs is a sign that you should be questioning them. In the beginning there was nothing. And the Lord said "Let There Be Light!" And still there was nothing, but at least now you could see it. |
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-Aberhaten did it - "Which gives us an answer to our question. What’s the worst thing that can happen in a pressure cooker?" Randall Munroe -Director of Independent Determining Inquisitor Of Crazy Yapping - Aberhaten's Apothegm™ - An Internet law that states that optimism is indistinguishable from sarcasm |
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I crossed many people on the stairs and refused to salute a solitary magpie!
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"I achieve these results through a mixture of magic,misdirection,suggestion and showmanship"-Derren Brown
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Tinkering with my brain
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When you take your hat off, toss it on your bed instead of hanging it up.
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"6,000 years ago, God created a 4-billion-year-old Earth. He can totally do that!"--Aggle-rithm "I always thought 'respect' meant 'don't let on how ridiculous you think other people are'."--Tragic Monkey |
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Ladders
On Friday the 13th a few years ago, I went uptown on my lunch hour. A ladder propped against the side of a building blocked my path, and I felt obliged to walk under it to show my freedom from superstition. I was unaware that a local TV station had positioned a camera across the street for a Friday 13th news segment. Just as I came out from under the ladder, someone atop the building swept dust and debris off on me, and I had to go home to bathe. However, I was proud when I saw myself on the late news.
There are times when safety comes before skepticism, and I walk warily around ladders now. |
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Being offended by someone questioning your beliefs is a sign that you should be questioning them. In the beginning there was nothing. And the Lord said "Let There Be Light!" And still there was nothing, but at least now you could see it. |
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LOL. Yes. Like it's bad luck to stand in the middle of the street.
But I hope everyone had a safe Fri-XIII. I was perfectly safe in spite of my deliberate and repeated violation of the rules of luck. I actually had a bit of good luck in finding a shop-vac at a garage sale for $5 that I had braced myself to pay $40+ at the hardware store. Anybody else have a particularly lucky or unlucky day? |
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Increasing entropy since 1970
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In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. I don't appeal to the masses, and they don't appeal to me. - Graham Parker Calling modern day fundamentalists medieval is giving them about a thousand years of philosophical advancement they do not have. - Jorghnassen |
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Summer worshipper
Join Date: Nov 2003
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In Greece we have a superstition I like a lot: It is bad luck when you see a priest out of a church.
On second thought, I don't think this is a superstition after all. |
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"Robbing a bank is no crime compared to owning one" - Bertolt Brecht "Let it go and come to bed already, El Greco" - MoeFaux
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Humor Impaired
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I bought Lottery Tickets.
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When Religion becomes State, and breaking the Law becomes Sin, then Dissenters will become Heretics. Oh nonsense. Still not hugging you. -KilessForum Tosser and Skirt Chaser |
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Begging for Scraps
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We had a 3 phase mains fuse start to melt at work, whilst technically a bad thing we had 2 hours with no telephones or computers
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“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” - Charles Darwin ...like so many contemporary philosophers he especially enjoyed giving helpful advice to people who were happier than he was. - Tom Lehrer |
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is not a radish
Join Date: Oct 2005
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The fact that nothing bad happened to me on Friday is PROOF that there's a massive coverup by the government and the Rand Corporation to hide the truth about bad things happening on Friday the 13th. The complete lack of evidence is all I need to know that it's true.
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