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Muse
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: UK
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Vortex Healing
Has anyone else come across Vortex Healing?
Or perhaps its lead man Ric Weinman? Their web site is certainly entertaining, especially the Merlin and ‘research’ sections. |
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Kurious
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: The Birmingham School Of Business School (Leicester branch)
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Guest
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 14,759
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Some has a vortex that needs healing?
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Guest
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 14,759
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I like http://www.vortexhealing.com/draco1.html where they applied vortex healing to musical instruments. It is the choice of instruments which I find funny. Recorder, tambourine, bamboo flute...you can almost smell the incense.
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Serenity Now!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: CT Central Lowlands
Posts: 862
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Sign me up for the Lifeform Level. When I was in Sedona I had one of the gents at the information center explain to me what all the little vortex icons on the free tourist map were. Silly me, I thought they were areas of intense dust devil activity. Boy, was I wrong.
The VortexHealing Trainings may be grouped into 6 different levels:
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Muse
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 612
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Yes, that's the one!
Their claims are truly amazing I have family who are totally into it, with no way of making them see any sense. I’ve come to terms by considering it to be a rather expensive religion, and a bit of a laugh. However, I feel morally obliged to try and do something if they start to advertise, practice and charge ‘patients’ themselves. Any advice? |
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Illuminator
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 3,189
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Unwinding the Fascia AND clearing the Kundalini?
I don't know about clearing the Kundalini channel, but unwinding your fascia would probably result in your muscles falling off.
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Abiogenic Spongiform
Join Date: Sep 2002
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At the very least, it would be extremely painful, and would probably result in severe infections.
Of course, a more interesting question would be how your fascia got wound up in the first place. Seems that you'd have more serious problems to worry about than uncleared Kundalini channels if that happened. |
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Thinker
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 199
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Offer them the $million challenge. It normally kills any woo argument dead. Just try "if you can heal someone with your vortex healing as you claim then why don't you take the JREF challenge". I guarantee they will make excuses after excuses but keep at em' eventually the cracks will show in their stupid beliefs.
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Critical Thinker
Join Date: May 2005
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Thinker
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Muse
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: UK
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I have offered them the $million challenge!
Apparently, Vortex Healing channels "intelligent" energy , which wouldn't approve of such a test!Reminds me of Sunday school teachings about how we shouldn't test God (ex-catholic here). At least discussions about the $million challenge have stopped the believers trying to convert me, but their enthusiasm hasn’t waned any and plans to open a 'clinic' are continuing. |
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Kurious
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: The Birmingham School Of Business School (Leicester branch)
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Did anybody read the description of vortex healing?
It's marvellous! I particularly liked their explanation of the Merlin connection...
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Nap, interrupted.
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: a little toolshed
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Why do these sorts of things always have levels? I would say it was so the vortex can suck in more money, but that would make me cynical.
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Illuminator
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 3,189
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Why do they always have frequencies? If there were such a thing as a "Homeopathic Crystal" what good would do me to vibrate at its fundamental frequency?
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Abiogenic Spongiform
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Muse
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 612
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These things also always seem to involve past lives - something I've found to be an excuse for mistakes and anxiety happening in the present.
It's also one of the hooks: "Oh, I sense you were a great healer* in a past life!" * insert psychic/medium/whatever as appropriate |
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Thinker
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 220
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I sense you were a great skeptic in a past life.
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Master Poster
Join Date: Nov 2001
Posts: 2,105
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I don't need it...
my vortex is perfectly healthy. |
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Mostly harmless
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Nor Flanden
Posts: 22,092
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The first level generally doesn't involve being able to do much (note that in the current example, "sensing in the body" doesn't come in until the "advanced level", and "Clearing the Kundalini Channel, Unwinding the Fascia" offered as part of the "basic level" don't really mean anything much) so that people can be persuaded that they've achieved their "basic training".
A bit like yogic flying. Loads of people master the first level of that (bouncing up and down on mattresses) but there doesn't seem to be any evidence that anyone has progressed further. |
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New Doc on the Block
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Uppsala (Sweden)
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I do not know if it will help but maybe you should ask those relatives of yours how they know that vortex healing work.
My experience is that a lot of people who a very sure about something like vortexes do not know how to separate what they want to believe from what they really know. Ask them how they would determine if it works or not? Since the description of vortexes is of something that changes its surroundings there must be some testable effects. The thing is of course that no matter if it is an intelligent energy or not it will either work or it will not. I am sure that you will have them agree to that. Of course they will probably prefer to change the topic of your discussion but you might just get them to think. |
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Scholar
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Riverside, CA
Posts: 65
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Boy, I'm a little tired of the skepticism on this thread. If my InterDimensional vortex, which is at the root of my emotional consciousness, needed some MultiFrequency that uses light and energy frequency to break up my emotional blockages in order for the vortex to 'bridge' the charge into the divine by the direct consciousness transmission from the divine Source of the lineage to my vortex, I can’t think of a better approach.
This is as long as Certified VortexHealing® Teacher’s Alexandra and Lorraine can do the healing of the physical body. Both of them. Together. I feel oddly uncomfortable with the Gaia LifeForm releases, however. I can’t quite put my finger on it. I'd like to think I could be open minded. Curt |
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Muse
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 612
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Well, I certainly haven't been disappointed with the humour and advice experienced so far on this forum!
One point missed about ‘first levels’ is that they always show how much the new recruit needs to work through their own problems before they get to help others. For example, a scientologist needs to be ‘clear’ or whatever: you have to take (and pay for!) these extra courses before you can move on. When discussing why family members believe in Vortex Healing, the answer was that they don’t believe in it, they just know it works. If vortex healing doesn’t cure someone, then it was not the fate of that person to be healed. A negative result would not mean intelligent energy is complete baloney. If an experiment showed vortex healing had no effect, they’d still know it works.
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