The Cosmic Ordering Service

JHA · 6th April 2006, 09:30 AM

The UK Daily Mail Wed April 5, 2006:

'It's the new-age belief Noel Edmonds (left) says has turned his life
around. Cosmic ordering is based on the ideas of Barbel Mohr,
who says anyone can get what they want by 'placing an order'
with the universe. Mohr's book The Cosmic Ordering Service has
shot to the top of Amazon's online charts since the Deal Or No Deal
host's revelation. So does it work? These four women think so, and
tell Natasha Courtenay'Smith why. Georgina Davies, 29, a support
worker and reiki therapist from Brighton, says:

'Cosmic ordering involves asking the universe, or cosmos, for the
things you want in life. It works on the premise that if you spend
your life worrying about things, then you're working against the
natural flow of energy in the universe.

'If you ask for something and believe it will come to you, then it
does. It's that simple.'

--

So that's all there is to it!

Warning:
Raquel is already mine, AND Victoria ... one on the right, one on
the left.

There is probably a reason why this is different to what used to be
called 'wishful thinking', but my small brain cannot comprehend it.

And it isn't an April 1st hoax, either ...

eri · 6th April 2006, 09:38 AM

I particularly like the bit about how YOU can disrupt energy in the universe by worrying. Because it's all about you.

Jimbo07 · 6th April 2006, 10:30 AM

Why isn't worrying causes symptoms of stress reason enough to try to worry less?

Why do people need the extra terms like: quantum soul resonance, universal energy disturbance, or soul's universal energy quantum disturbance resonance frequency? Does it make them happier?

JHA · 6th April 2006, 10:46 AM

I wonder if this is what Uri Geller is relying on when he does his
'positive energy urges'? If so, he's doing it wrong. I'm hoping
y'all have better luck than he does, and I mean that sincerely!

Kochanski · 6th April 2006, 11:01 AM

Oh goodie a new bit of woo nonsense for us to all endure

Humphreys · 6th April 2006, 11:05 AM

If it works in any way at all, it's because writing things down may help focus your mind on your goals, and by believing it's going to work, you're more likely to be open to any opportunities that come your way, and more likely to be bold and accept them if you think the Cosmos is answering your wishes.

Anyway, Noel should have asked the Cosmos for some talent.

vbloke · 6th April 2006, 11:29 AM

Amazon once made a wish come true by delivering me a copy of "Cosmos", does that count?

Starthinker · 6th April 2006, 01:26 PM

Originally Posted by Kochanski

Oh goodie a new bit of woo nonsense for us to all endure

I see it another way. I see it as another thing I could have written a book about to make tons of money. Where do you find publishers for these books? I need to get on the ball....

chance · 6th April 2006, 01:35 PM

Hmmmmmmm. “I wish for, that everybody’s wishes are ignored by the ‘cosmos ordering’ force”.

[evil manic laugh]Bwharharharharh[/evil manic laugh]

There, that’s fix, em!

6th April 2006, 09:30 AM	#1
JHA Student Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Isle of Man Posts: 26	The Cosmic Ordering Service The UK Daily Mail Wed April 5, 2006: 'It's the new-age belief Noel Edmonds (left) says has turned his life around. Cosmic ordering is based on the ideas of Barbel Mohr, who says anyone can get what they want by 'placing an order' with the universe. Mohr's book The Cosmic Ordering Service has shot to the top of Amazon's online charts since the Deal Or No Deal host's revelation. So does it work? These four women think so, and tell Natasha Courtenay'Smith why. Georgina Davies, 29, a support worker and reiki therapist from Brighton, says: 'Cosmic ordering involves asking the universe, or cosmos, for the things you want in life. It works on the premise that if you spend your life worrying about things, then you're working against the natural flow of energy in the universe. 'If you ask for something and believe it will come to you, then it does. It's that simple.' -- So that's all there is to it! Warning: Raquel is already mine, AND Victoria ... one on the right, one on the left. There is probably a reason why this is different to what used to be called 'wishful thinking', but my small brain cannot comprehend it. And it isn't an April 1st hoax, either ...

6th April 2006, 09:38 AM	#2
eri Critical Thinker Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Somewhere nearby, pointing and laughing. Posts: 459	I particularly like the bit about how YOU can disrupt energy in the universe by worrying. Because it's all about you.
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6th April 2006, 10:30 AM	#3
Jimbo07 Illuminator Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 3,417	Why isn't worrying causes symptoms of stress reason enough to try to worry less? Why do people need the extra terms like: quantum soul resonance, universal energy disturbance, or soul's universal energy quantum disturbance resonance frequency? Does it make them happier?
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6th April 2006, 11:01 AM	#5
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6th April 2006, 11:05 AM	#6
Humphreys Supercalifragilisticskepticalidocious Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Above some Mexicans. Posts: 1,613	If it works in any way at all, it's because writing things down may help focus your mind on your goals, and by believing it's going to work, you're more likely to be open to any opportunities that come your way, and more likely to be bold and accept them if you think the Cosmos is answering your wishes. Anyway, Noel should have asked the Cosmos for some talent.
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6th April 2006, 10:46 AM	#4
JHA Student Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Isle of Man Posts: 26	I wonder if this is what Uri Geller is relying on when he does his 'positive energy urges'? If so, he's doing it wrong. I'm hoping y'all have better luck than he does, and I mean that sincerely!

6th April 2006, 11:29 AM	#7
vbloke Disturbing shirts Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: London, UK Posts: 722	Amazon once made a wish come true by delivering me a copy of "Cosmos", does that count?
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6th April 2006, 01:26 PM	#8
Starthinker Philosopher Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 5,014	Originally Posted by Kochanski Oh goodie a new bit of woo nonsense for us to all endure I see it another way. I see it as another thing I could have written a book about to make tons of money. Where do you find publishers for these books? I need to get on the ball....
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6th April 2006, 01:35 PM	#9
chance Critical Thinker Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 431	Hmmmmmmm. “I wish for, that everybody’s wishes are ignored by the ‘cosmos ordering’ force”. [evil manic laugh]Bwharharharharh[/evil manic laugh] There, that’s fix, em!
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