Bacon

Reno · 9th June 2006, 06:02 AM

I am happy to see Sir Francis Bacon illuminated on this week's Swift

As to King and Williams - the problem with those two is that they knowingly lie, and lies are sufficient to breed opinion, and opinion brings on substance.

Jorghnassen · 9th June 2006, 06:30 AM

And I salivated for nothing!!!

/mmm.... bacon

Tanja · 9th June 2006, 06:37 AM

I am worse - I also read "breed opinion" as "bread onion".
(I apologise for not having anything useful to say)

kleinjahr · 9th June 2006, 07:54 AM

Yummmmm! Back bacon, eh.

roger · 9th June 2006, 08:23 AM

Everything tastes better with bacon.

Reno · 9th June 2006, 09:51 AM

Aye, well back-salivating onions make everything taste good, but the point still remains.

tsg · 9th June 2006, 10:28 AM

Butter up that bacon, boy.

And bacon up that sausage.

Hawk one · 12th June 2006, 07:38 AM

Originally Posted by tsg

Butter up that bacon, boy.

And bacon up that sausage.

Simply reading that post makes my arteries clog up...

Flange Desire · 12th June 2006, 06:48 PM

Originally Posted by Tanja

I am worse - I also read "breed opinion" as "bread onion".
(I apologise for not having anything useful to say)

Please don't apologise for that.
Ant thank you for reminding me of that second lead break by David Gilmour -
nothing has ever surpassed that IMO.

macgyver · 13th June 2006, 03:14 PM

I just thought I should post here, because of my Avatar....

I am a bacontologist, and I even cure and smoke my own bacon on occasion....

Flange Desire · 13th June 2006, 06:04 PM

Originally Posted by macgyver

I just thought I should post here, because of my Avatar....

I am a bacontologist, and I even cure and smoke my own bacon on occasion....

You can smoke it?
Wonders never cease to amaze!

macgyver · 13th June 2006, 06:46 PM

Originally Posted by Flange Desire

You can smoke it?
Wonders never cease to amaze!

Well, if you don't then it's called pancetta.

If you roll it up and light the end and inhale it, then you're a retard....or really really addicted to bacon.

Hawk one · 14th June 2006, 01:55 AM

Originally Posted by macgyver

Well, if you don't then it's called pancetta.

If you roll it up and light the end and inhale it, then you're a retard....or really really addicted to bacon.

Is bacon addiction anything like broccoli addiction?

fuelair · 14th June 2006, 03:12 AM

Bacon (smoked) GOOD!!!

tsg · 14th June 2006, 05:56 AM

Originally Posted by Flange Desire

You can smoke it?

You can, but it's awfully hard to keep lit.

macgyver · 14th June 2006, 09:20 AM

Originally Posted by Hawk one

Is bacon addiction anything like broccoli addiction?

Yes, but it tastes better.

ceo_esq · 22nd June 2006, 01:28 PM

Originally Posted by macgyver

I am a bacontologist ...

Is that anything like a porketarian?

macgyver · 22nd June 2006, 04:44 PM

Originally Posted by ceo_esq

Is that anything like a porketarian?

Well, not exactly. At least not any more than eating Science Diet would be to a Scientologist...I guess.

I hope that didn't make any sense to anybody...

9th June 2006, 06:02 AM	#1
Reno Inquisitor Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Scotland, West Coast Posts: 1,234	Bacon I am happy to see Sir Francis Bacon illuminated on this week's Swift As to King and Williams - the problem with those two is that they knowingly lie, and lies are sufficient to breed opinion, and opinion brings on substance.
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9th June 2006, 06:30 AM	#2
Jorghnassen Illuminator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The realm of ideas Posts: 3,881	And I salivated for nothing!!! /mmm.... bacon
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9th June 2006, 06:37 AM	#3
Tanja Comfortably Numb Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 3,002	I am worse - I also read "breed opinion" as "bread onion". (I apologise for not having anything useful to say)
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9th June 2006, 07:54 AM	#4
kleinjahr Thinker Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 235	Yummmmm! Back bacon, eh.
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9th June 2006, 09:51 AM	#6
Reno Inquisitor Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Scotland, West Coast Posts: 1,234	Aye, well back-salivating onions make everything taste good, but the point still remains.
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9th June 2006, 08:23 AM	#5
roger Penultimate Amazing Join Date: May 2002 Location: Mountain View, CA Posts: 11,021	Everything tastes better with bacon.

9th June 2006, 10:28 AM	#7
tsg Philosopher Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Location: Location: Posts: 6,771	Butter up that bacon, boy. And bacon up that sausage.
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12th June 2006, 07:38 AM	#8
Hawk one Emperor of the Internet Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Right below The Hat. Posts: 12,845	Originally Posted by tsg Butter up that bacon, boy. And bacon up that sausage. Simply reading that post makes my arteries clog up...
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12th June 2006, 06:48 PM	#9
Flange Desire Muse Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne Posts: 573	Originally Posted by Tanja I am worse - I also read "breed opinion" as "bread onion". (I apologise for not having anything useful to say) Please don't apologise for that. Ant thank you for reminding me of that second lead break by David Gilmour - nothing has ever surpassed that IMO.

13th June 2006, 03:14 PM	#10
macgyver Bacontologist Join Date: May 2006 Location: Sooke, BC, Canada Posts: 317	I just thought I should post here, because of my Avatar.... I am a bacontologist, and I even cure and smoke my own bacon on occasion....
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13th June 2006, 06:04 PM	#11
Flange Desire Muse Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne Posts: 573	Originally Posted by macgyver I just thought I should post here, because of my Avatar.... I am a bacontologist, and I even cure and smoke my own bacon on occasion.... You can smoke it? Wonders never cease to amaze!

13th June 2006, 06:46 PM	#12
macgyver Bacontologist Join Date: May 2006 Location: Sooke, BC, Canada Posts: 317	Originally Posted by Flange Desire You can smoke it? Wonders never cease to amaze! Well, if you don't then it's called pancetta. If you roll it up and light the end and inhale it, then you're a retard....or really really addicted to bacon.
	__________________ With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion. -Steven Weinberg, winner of the 1979 Nobel Prize in physics

14th June 2006, 01:55 AM	#13
Hawk one Emperor of the Internet Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Right below The Hat. Posts: 12,845	Originally Posted by macgyver Well, if you don't then it's called pancetta. If you roll it up and light the end and inhale it, then you're a retard....or really really addicted to bacon. Is bacon addiction anything like broccoli addiction?
	__________________ Boynott everything! Roxane - My evil feeds on your hatred. I am like a big evil thing that feasts on hatred and probably also fear. Nom nom. Roxane is a ninja star without me.

14th June 2006, 03:12 AM	#14
fuelair Cythraul Enfys Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 28,961	Bacon (smoked) GOOD!!!
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14th June 2006, 05:56 AM	#15
tsg Philosopher Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Location: Location: Posts: 6,771	Originally Posted by Flange Desire You can smoke it? You can, but it's awfully hard to keep lit.
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14th June 2006, 09:20 AM	#16
macgyver Bacontologist Join Date: May 2006 Location: Sooke, BC, Canada Posts: 317	Originally Posted by Hawk one Is bacon addiction anything like broccoli addiction? Yes, but it tastes better.
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22nd June 2006, 01:28 PM	#17
ceo_esq Illuminator Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 4,940	Originally Posted by macgyver I am a bacontologist ... Is that anything like a porketarian?
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22nd June 2006, 04:44 PM	#18
macgyver Bacontologist Join Date: May 2006 Location: Sooke, BC, Canada Posts: 317	Originally Posted by ceo_esq Is that anything like a porketarian? Well, not exactly. At least not any more than eating Science Diet would be to a Scientologist...I guess. I hope that didn't make any sense to anybody...
	__________________ With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion. -Steven Weinberg, winner of the 1979 Nobel Prize in physics