Conspiracy! Knights Templar use Benny Hinn to get gays ordained.

Ladewig · 11th June 2006, 07:13 AM

While looking for a definitive citation for Benny Hinn's alleged quote about Adam being able to fly (see below), I found a site which claims that Hinn is working with the K.T. to bring about peace in the Middle East in order to facilitate the rise of the Anti-Christ. http://watch.pair.com/bennyhinn.html The author also seems quite convinced that Ursa Major has nothing to do with bears but instead is a constellation of sheep. http://watch.pair.com/plantard-crest.html

Of course, these days global Anti-Christ conspiracy websites are required to have a page or two devoted to explaining that the mark of the beast will be a tattoo or imbedded microchip http://watch.pair.com/marks.html

I hope my fellow conspiracy connoisseurs enjoy it.

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Wikipedia and a few other sites credit this quote to Hinn:
"Adam was a super being when God created him...he had dominion over the fowls of the air which means he used to fly...well of course how could you have dominion over the birds and not be able to do what they do. Adam flew into space, with one thought he would be on the moon."

The_Fire · 11th June 2006, 07:31 AM

That loud whizzing noise? That would be the Knights Templar rotating in their graves at this........

11th June 2006, 07:13 AM	#1
Ladewig Philosopher Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Gulf Coast Posts: 8,558	Conspiracy! Knights Templar use Benny Hinn to get gays ordained. While looking for a definitive citation for Benny Hinn's alleged quote about Adam being able to fly (see below), I found a site which claims that Hinn is working with the K.T. to bring about peace in the Middle East in order to facilitate the rise of the Anti-Christ. http://watch.pair.com/bennyhinn.html The author also seems quite convinced that Ursa Major has nothing to do with bears but instead is a constellation of sheep. http://watch.pair.com/plantard-crest.html Of course, these days global Anti-Christ conspiracy websites are required to have a page or two devoted to explaining that the mark of the beast will be a tattoo or imbedded microchip http://watch.pair.com/marks.html I hope my fellow conspiracy connoisseurs enjoy it. ______________________ Wikipedia and a few other sites credit this quote to Hinn: "Adam was a super being when God created him...he had dominion over the fowls of the air which means he used to fly...well of course how could you have dominion over the birds and not be able to do what they do. Adam flew into space, with one thought he would be on the moon."
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11th June 2006, 07:31 AM	#2
The_Fire Unimpressed Female Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: 8th level of Hell - Maleborgia Posts: 2,458	That loud whizzing noise? That would be the Knights Templar rotating in their graves at this........
	__________________ If anyone told you that I'm a nice person, they were either from a different level of existance, lying through their teeth or mentally instable. "We? That better be you and that invisible aardwarck in your pocket you are talking about, because I KNOW you are not stupid enough to open a giant can of whoop ass by claiming you know what I think." Stop Sylvia Browne