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Bi Gi
Join Date: Jan 2006
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The finest philosophical quote awaits you inside.....
Behold the wisdom of one of the greatest fictional minds of all time;
... "Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering." -Yoda anymore from y'all? |
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You gotta give 'em hope - Harvey Milk
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Penultimate Amazing
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Yoda says that like it's a bad thing.
ETA... and wouldn't a better thread title have been "Awaits you inside, the finest philosophical quote does"? |
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Jesus ... wasn't he the bloke who turned fish into wine and made the lepers multiply? -KateHL Violence is more acceptable than incest. I have been told to keep this in mind. |
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Bi Gi
Join Date: Jan 2006
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You gotta give 'em hope - Harvey Milk
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Thinker
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Muse
Join Date: Apr 2006
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I HATE that quote. Children learn to walk by trying and trying until they succeed. Everything we deliberately do is an attempt. The attempts often succeed. The simplest thing you try to do, there's some small chance you'll fail.
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Smelling fishy
Join Date: May 2004
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We eat, sh[rule 8]t, sleep, and get up;
This is our world. All we have to do after that Is to die. -Ikkyu |
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Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow. "...untrustworthy obnoxious twerp." - CFLarsen |
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Muse
Join Date: Oct 2002
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*points at sig*
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"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." --Albert Einstein "The common man marvels at the uncommon; the wise man marvels at the commonplace." --Confucious "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." --Bertrand Russell |
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Scholar
Join Date: May 2006
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Death comes to us all, just to some in messier ways than others. -me
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Penultimate Amazing
Join Date: Dec 2002
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If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball. --Phil Jackson
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Jesus ... wasn't he the bloke who turned fish into wine and made the lepers multiply? -KateHL Violence is more acceptable than incest. I have been told to keep this in mind. |
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Banned
Join Date: Aug 2004
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Did you ever wonder about Yoda's grammar?
Here's a guy whose mental powers are so highly developed he can levitate things, who's five hundred years old ... and who hasn't yet grasped the simple fact that English syntax is subject-verb-object. Another thing ... their civilization can travel faster than light but they haven't figured out that if they put up a few guard railings they'd be less likely to keep falling over the edges of things. Great quantum physicists, rubbish at Health & Safety. I'm just saying. |
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Join Date: Jun 2003
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Aphorism: Subjects most likely to be declared inappropriate for humor are the ones most in need of it. -epepke |
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Critical Thinker
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Bulgaria
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Ah, but reversed grammar may be the key to supernatural powers.
Ever read the Anastasia books? She is supposed to be a gorgeous blonde living in Siberia. She can visit other planets, has masteres teleportation and so on. The series of books are written in a really reversed yoda-type grammar (that's how they sound in Russian and Bulgarian). In the preface to the book series, the lady is specifically quoted saying the books are written this way because it will affect positively the world's vibrations or something. If translated in English, they should sound like yoda-talk. Remember- reversed grammar to higher jedi skills might take you.
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Philosopher
Join Date: Jul 2002
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Latin word order Yoda likes. Find the nominative, you can? Hmmm?
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Master Poster
Join Date: Jan 2006
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Having given this far too much thought in my lifetime...
1) I believe that Yoda was nine hundred years old as of Return of the Jedi. 2) Maybe the syntax thing was a way of illustrating his age. Think how much the English language has evolved over the past nine hundred years. Someone who learned the language in 1106 would sound very odd to us today. (Ok, we probably wouldn't be able to understand a word they said, but we can assume that Lucas needed to tone down the linguistic differences for dramatic purposes so that we could all understand what Yoda was talking about). So perhaps Yoda's odd syntax was an indication that the Basic language had evolved significantly during his lifetime? |
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This post approved by your local jPac (Jimbo07 Political Action Committee), also registered with Jimbo07 as the Jimbo07 Equality Rights Knowledge Betterment Action Group. Atoms in supernova explosion get huge business -- Pixie of key |
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Yes but yoda was talking about controlling the force, not the material universe.
I happen to think that this statement is very insightful. Is telekinesis possible? Maybe. Has anyone done it? Of course not. Why? Perhaps it is something that we must have 100% faith in our ability to do before we can do it at all. In other words, maybe we could all fly if we could just remove all doubt in our ability to do it. Is that possible? I dunno -- I certainly can't. |
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Graduate Poster
Join Date: Jan 2006
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Riiiight.
Isn't the force PART of their material universe? I mean, it seems to exist and have a measurable effect on it. Myself? I would have built force absorbing engines to drain all the jedi and sith and sent out giant "force tech" robots to take over the universe. |
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Scholar
Join Date: May 2006
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"Life isn't fair, deal with it" -friend from work
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Yoda?
You know we've got problems in this world when we're quoting some brainless shriveled up fictional character from a damn movie. Here's a quote for you from a thinking man who changed the world:
"Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people." -- Karl Marx |
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Smelling fishy
Join Date: May 2004
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Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow. "...untrustworthy obnoxious twerp." - CFLarsen |
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Jedi manipulate the Force by "thinking." Thus, one of the most important skills in developing Jedi powers is sheer force of will. Therefore, in that context, "do or do not, there is no try" is perfectly reasonable, because the most important thing is to believe that you have the powers.
Also, I don't think the Force works in such a way that it can be stored in machines, but of course (except for the Midiclorian comments in Episode One) Lucas generally kept the Force quasi-mystical and I don't really know if the expanded universe changed that, so it's hard to say. That said, I too find it annoying when people apply that quote to the real world. As Scott Haley says, all you can do is try. |
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Smelling fishy
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Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow. "...untrustworthy obnoxious twerp." - CFLarsen |
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Master Poster
Join Date: Mar 2006
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"We are all responsible for where we are"
Expanded - Where we (each individual) are is the result of decisions we made along the way. We are responsible. No one else! These words came from a Navy Chief that instructed a class I took back in oh 1980 or so. Those words have stuck with me since. The more you consider them, I think you'll find the more they are true. Where you are, and your condition (wealth, happeniss....), is the direct result of decisions you made. Obviously there are some physical/mental conditions that invalidate this, but for most "normal" adults, this is a true statement. |
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I'm lost. I've gone to find me. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait! |
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"To read the bible without horror, we must undo every thing that is tender, sympathising, and benevolent in the heart of man." --Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason |
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Mormon Atheist
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"All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia". --W.C. Fields
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Ego, ain't it a bitch? It is not very unreasonable that the rich should contribute to the public expense, not only in proportion to their revenue, but something more than in that proportion. --Adam Smith |
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Illuminator
Join Date: May 2006
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"The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures themselves and find compensation in interfering with the pleasures of others."
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"I think Katana is as big of a perv as the rest of us." - Dragonrock "The rationality was there, and clear and concise. The condescention was hinted at and was like french onion dip on the perfect potato chip. Tasted like woo smackdown." - Fowlsound (aka Ducky, darnit) "Katana is one quick shut-yo-mouth!" - JonnyFive StopSylviaBrowne |
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"To read the bible without horror, we must undo every thing that is tender, sympathising, and benevolent in the heart of man." --Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason |
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FAQ Creator
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Administrator and Head Moderator, The Skeptic's Guide to the Universe Forum Big Fan, Stop Sylvia Browne I will come back only after the words "Hi, Nyarl!" are returned to the post http://forums.randi.org/showpost.php...5&postcount=14 . |
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Scholar
Join Date: Feb 2006
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OK. I know I'm late to the table but here's one I either heard or I made up, you decide because I can't remember.
Quote: We're all mad, some are just madder than others. |
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Smelling fishy
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Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow. "...untrustworthy obnoxious twerp." - CFLarsen |
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Illuminator
Join Date: Jul 2001
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All 3 cause-effects are not the least bit supported in reality, nor in philisophical argument (of which none is even provided).
Even less so as a linked path from the first condition to the last. Like all bumper-stickers, it is sensationalist nonsense. |
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