Cleaning your balls...

infornography · 29th June 2006, 10:32 AM

I am trying desperately to find an old IBM (or at least I think it was IBM) document about how to keep your mouse balls clean.

It was very amusingly written because (if I remember correctly) it never said the word mouse, just kind of assumed it and so inuendo was very fun.

The reason I am looking for it is that I am teaching an A+ core class and this would make a great addition to a lesson.

Does anyone have a copy of it or know where I can download it? I would be very appreciative. Unfortunately searching for it is difficult because the last time I saw it was about a decade ago and I can't remember enough key words and phrases to track it down.

Thanks.

_Q_ · 29th June 2006, 12:08 PM

Originally Posted by infornography

I am trying desperately to find an old IBM (or at least I think it was IBM) document about how to keep your mouse balls clean.

It was very amusingly written because (if I remember correctly) it never said the word mouse, just kind of assumed it and so inuendo was very fun.

The reason I am looking for it is that I am teaching an A+ core class and this would make a great addition to a lesson.

Does anyone have a copy of it or know where I can download it? I would be very appreciative. Unfortunately searching for it is difficult because the last time I saw it was about a decade ago and I can't remember enough key words and phrases to track it down.

Thanks.

Is this what you seek?

infornography · 29th June 2006, 12:11 PM

afraid not. It was about cleaning, not replacing... At least thats what I remember.... I also remember it being a good bit longer than that...

To be perfectly honest however, given how long it has been and that I only saw it once or twice I could be remembering it very very wrong.

Thanks though.

RSLancastr · 29th June 2006, 02:42 PM

I remember it, but I don't think it was an actual IBM document, but a joke.

infornography · 29th June 2006, 02:52 PM

Originally Posted by RSLancastr

I remember it, but I don't think it was an actual IBM document, but a joke.

Even as a joke, it would suit my purposes nicely. That being to educate with a bit of humor.

29th June 2006, 10:32 AM	#1
infornography Scholar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 123	Cleaning your balls... I am trying desperately to find an old IBM (or at least I think it was IBM) document about how to keep your mouse balls clean. It was very amusingly written because (if I remember correctly) it never said the word mouse, just kind of assumed it and so inuendo was very fun. The reason I am looking for it is that I am teaching an A+ core class and this would make a great addition to a lesson. Does anyone have a copy of it or know where I can download it? I would be very appreciative. Unfortunately searching for it is difficult because the last time I saw it was about a decade ago and I can't remember enough key words and phrases to track it down. Thanks.

29th June 2006, 02:42 PM	#4
RSLancastr www.StopSylvia.com Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Salem, Oregon Posts: 15,526	I remember it, but I don't think it was an actual IBM document, but a joke.
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29th June 2006, 12:08 PM	#2
_Q_ Critical Thinker Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Florida Big Bend region Posts: 276	Originally Posted by infornography I am trying desperately to find an old IBM (or at least I think it was IBM) document about how to keep your mouse balls clean. It was very amusingly written because (if I remember correctly) it never said the word mouse, just kind of assumed it and so inuendo was very fun. The reason I am looking for it is that I am teaching an A+ core class and this would make a great addition to a lesson. Does anyone have a copy of it or know where I can download it? I would be very appreciative. Unfortunately searching for it is difficult because the last time I saw it was about a decade ago and I can't remember enough key words and phrases to track it down. Thanks. Is this what you seek?

29th June 2006, 12:11 PM	#3
infornography Scholar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 123	afraid not. It was about cleaning, not replacing... At least thats what I remember.... I also remember it being a good bit longer than that... To be perfectly honest however, given how long it has been and that I only saw it once or twice I could be remembering it very very wrong. Thanks though.

29th June 2006, 02:52 PM	#5
infornography Scholar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 123	Originally Posted by RSLancastr I remember it, but I don't think it was an actual IBM document, but a joke. Even as a joke, it would suit my purposes nicely. That being to educate with a bit of humor.