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Old 18th August 2006, 01:33 PM   #1
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The end is always near...

http://au.geocities.com/cerestial1979/

this time it comes in packs of 12.
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Old 18th August 2006, 01:46 PM   #2
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I'm still trying to figure out if it's joke, scam, or nutcase.
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Old 18th August 2006, 01:50 PM   #3
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Sadly, methinks nutter....
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It's timecube guy! How I've missed him.
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Old 18th August 2006, 01:51 PM   #5
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AS OF the 17/08/2006 there is ONLY 143,998 LEFT.


SEE THE LIST OF THE 144,000
Wow -- *performs complex mathematical calculation* -- TWO souls have been saved...

"They're dropping like flies!"
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Old 18th August 2006, 01:54 PM   #6
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From my experience with rhetoric, anyone who opens with "Hello, I am..." is considering this a joke.

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Old 18th August 2006, 01:55 PM   #7
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From my experience with Rhetoric, anyone who opens with "Hello, I am..." is considering this a joke.
Jeeze, I thought that was politicians...though I guess that doesn't change the conclusion...
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Pretty cheap at 4 bucks.

I wonder if you could get a discount if you sent in your own paperclip?
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Old 18th August 2006, 02:06 PM   #9
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See the kind of problems those reckless scientists stir up when they change things. If they would have just demoted Pluto down to the status of a large comet instead of promoting three other fairly large objects to planet status, we wouldn't be doomed right now. The dark lord, Mobus, is apparently empowered by the number 12! How could those scientists be so careless?
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Old 18th August 2006, 02:10 PM   #10
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I wonder if "Mobus" is supposed to be "Mabus". You know, the third anti-christ?
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Sorry, boss, I can't get this project done on time; I am too heavily in the soul crushing throes of the stress of IMPEDNING DOOM.
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Old 18th August 2006, 02:22 PM   #12
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Old 18th August 2006, 02:55 PM   #13
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I wonder if "Mobus" is supposed to be "Mabus". You know, the third anti-christ?
I thought Mabus was Saddam.
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Certainly the next target for the U.S. war on terrorism can be found by reversing the letters “mabus” to “subam” then reversing any letters again, such as a “b” into a “d” to get “sudam.” That leaves one the freedom in anagramming to replace one vowel “u” with an “a” to get “Sadam.” The law of eliminating or adding redundancies to letters allows one to double our “d” to get “Saddam” Hussein.
or Bin Laden
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Play the same game with Usama bin Laden and you can find that u-s-a-m-a + b has nearly all the fixings to cook Nostradamus’ code name: “Maaus + b.” You need not take the “b” from “bin” Laden to replace one redundant “a,’ but if you wish you can take the “b” and get “Maabus” then cut the redundant “a” to get “Mabus.”
or Bush
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If you take the first two letters of Mabus, that is ‘Ma’, and rotate them 180 degrees, and then you mirror the turned around ‘a’ you will get ‘gW’, then you add ‘bus’, the resulting name is ‘gWbus’. Rotate 180 deg. ‘Ma’ you get ‘W’ [upside down "a"], then you mirror [upside down "a"] and turn it into ‘g’, add ‘bus’ and you get ‘gWbus.’ The president of the United States is George W. Bush, and in Latin languages the ‘h’ is silent, so it would be ‘George W. Bus’, you use only the inititial of the first name, and you get ‘GWBUS’.
http://www.hogueprophecy.com/archiv24.htm

Have to love the Nostradamus guys.

Sadly, none of these had anything to do with the number 12.
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Old 18th August 2006, 03:18 PM   #14
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Golly. I thought Mabus was just a misprint for Mapex.

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Old 18th August 2006, 05:16 PM   #15
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The end has been near for 6,000 years, didn't ya know?

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Predicting the end of the world is such a no-win situation. If you're wrong, everyone can laugh at you.
If you're right, there's no opportunity to say "I told you so."
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This is rich:

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I, Rontus Mekora have developed a high frequency storage device to be given to no more then 144,000 people

This High Frequency Storage Device is made from a simple paper clip that has been specially frequentised by high yielding meditation techniques by advanced Cerestial beings.

The device will SAVE YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES FROM THE DARK POWERS OF MOBUS!


I am at a loss for words. Mainly becaus I can't stop laughing.

What a tool.

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The High Frequency "Paper Clip" also comes with a certificate of truth.
That's good because I would hate for my paperclip to llie to me. From the instructions page:

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WARNING: NO MATTER HOW TEMPTING, DO NOT STICK THE PAPER CLIP IN YOUR BELLY BUTTON! THIS WILL NOT FREE YOUR MANUPIRA/SOLAR PLEXUS CHAKRA.
Oops. *quietly takes paperclip out of navel*

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1) Once you have received your "paper clip" carefully remove it from the "Certificate of Truth". Rubber or latex gloves ARE NOT REQUIRED IF YOU ARE OF HIGH FREQUENCY
Anyone who is a baritone or lower, please use gloves.

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2) Gently place the object in your RIGHT HAND, if you don't have a right hand then your LEFT HAND will do.
...and if you don't have any hands, using the iron hook you fashioned after the whale attacked will work fine, but only if it is high frequency.

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3) While sitting, ROTATE YOUR RIGHT HAND COUNTER CLOCKWISE TWELVE TIMES. at the same time LIFT YOUR RIGHT LEG UP AND ROTATE IT COUNTER CLOCKWISE TWELVE TIMES.
Is this person under the impression that a hand can swivel 360 degrees? Does he think we are action figures?

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4) Doing the ABOVE EXERCISE MONTHLY, TWELVE TIMES A YEAR will help ENSURE THAT THE HIGH WAVES OF INTER DIMENSIONAL LIGHT STAY FRESH.
Nobody likes stale light. It makes the weed less potent.

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5) On the 12/12/12 when MOBUS appears SIMULTANEOUSLY EVERYWHERE HOLD THE "PAPER CLIP" SIDEWAYS and Chant "Rontus, Mekora, Rontus, Mekora" TWELVE TIMES.
Klaatu Verata Nictu!!!

Ok well what this guy should really be worried about is that Rontus Mekora posts on the web! OH NO! TEH INTARWEBZ IS THE TOOL OF SATAN!

I think the FAQ page is very telling:

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Why is your website so poorly designed and your grammar so poor?

Well, The costs must be kept down until enough are saved to afford a better web server. In regards to my grammar please note that English is my second language, I was born speaking a language of pure spirit.
Was that language of pure spirit also known as "idiocy"? A better webserver has no bearing on content, pal. Your website is full of crap because you made it that way. Changing from geocities to yahoo isn't going to fix that. But really I think is all says it here:

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AS OF the 19/08/2006 there is ONLY 143,992 LEFT.
So he suckered 8 people out of 4 bucks. Surely 32 bucks can buy you this and a bag of chips.

I call bullsh**. No way this is serious without severe amounts of drugs or brain damage involved.
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It's not as bad a deal as all that. The potentized, magnificulated energy frequentizer also makes a dandy CD tray ejecter in case your computer won't kick it out on its own.
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It's definately a joke, if it were real, he'd be charging atleast 20 times as much.

Look at this guy raking it in; and he's not even selling salvation.

http://www.onethousandpaintings.com/home/
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I am pretty it is MOFO not Mobus who will save us.
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I am pretty it is MOFO not Mobus who will save us.
I'm sure I heard it was POTUS who would be dispensing salvation. Or claiming to.
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Originally Posted by LawnOven View Post
It's definately a joke, if it were real, he'd be charging atleast 20 times as much.

Look at this guy raking it in; and he's not even selling salvation.

http://www.onethousandpaintings.com/home/
You're taking this out of context. This guy is an artist, not a wing-nut. What's the difference between him selling paintings of numbers, and the three Serta Counting Sheep I bought for Mrs Beady's birthday? We also have several original lithographs, and their value increases inversely to their production number. Doesn't seem that far-fetched to sell numbered paintings, where the paintings are the serial numbers, and the serial numbers are the paintings.
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Originally Posted by Beady View Post
You're taking this out of context. This guy is an artist, not a wing-nut. What's the difference between him selling paintings of numbers, and the three Serta Counting Sheep I bought for Mrs Beady's birthday? We also have several original lithographs, and their value increases inversely to their production number. Doesn't seem that far-fetched to sell numbered paintings, where the paintings are the serial numbers, and the serial numbers are the paintings.


I'm not taking it out of context, everything after " It's definately a joke..." is pretty much a joke.

The difference is in the eye of the beholder I suppose, as art is subjective.

...but I still wouldn't pay over $500 for a painted number. Maybe I'm just jealous.
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...but I still wouldn't pay over $500 for a painted number. Maybe I'm just jealous.
You may regret that, someday.
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I'm sure I heard it was POTUS who would be dispensing salvation. Or claiming to.
I thought the POTUS was forcing the end-times upon us?
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I'm not taking it out of context, everything after " It's definately a joke..." is pretty much a joke.

The difference is in the eye of the beholder I suppose, as art is subjective.

...but I still wouldn't pay over $500 for a painted number. Maybe I'm just jealous.
i'm jealous too......$500,000 for flogging numbers on canvas?!

Why can't i think of something like that......

come on brain

*think*

*sigh* crappy brain.....
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Originally Posted by Beady View Post
You may regret that, someday.

haha, true.
But I would be comforted by the fact (in a manner of speaking), that I have no money with which to invest in speculative art collecting.

Originally Posted by andyandy View Post

Why can't i think of something like that......

come on brain

*think*

*sigh* crappy brain.....
That's always what I think too, whenever I see stuff like that. Probably we all do. That guy has made probably quite literally a "boat load of cash"
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I thought the hockey-stick graph plotting "disaster" had been thoroughly de-bunked!
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Predicting the end of the world is such a no-win situation. If you're wrong, everyone can laugh at you.
If you're right, there's no opportunity to say "I told you so."
You can actually BET on the world ending before a certain date in some betting shops. If you're right, how will you collect your winnings?!
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