Whistleblower reveals Master Plan

chipmunk stew · 24th August 2006, 09:38 AM

Whoever wrote this document must have been attending our Globalist planning sessions.
It articulates every aspect of our evil plan in meticulous detail, from Banning Monotheism to Mind Control Technology.
Is there a spy in our midst???

http://policestateplanning.com/id19.htm

From the conclusion:

Quote:

Most human beings are targeted for extermination and the remainder will be indentured on the global plantation. The 'sort of character' that the authorities consider desirable is the diseased, impoverished, infertile, sexless, dumbed down automaton, whose function in life is merely to enact the Masters' business plan. Some of the character-altering weaponry already at their disposal includes: Media brainwashing; water fluoridation; vaccination; gender altering foods and chemicals; neurotoxic food additives; and psychotropic drugs. Life expectancy is being gradually reduced by the modern day concentration camp which masquerades as the public healthcare system. On the horizon are: Implantable microchips; vaccines to alter brain chemistry; genetically modified pharmacological food; human cloning; and nanotechnology

If this gets out to the general public, our plans will be ruined.

Release the Tripods!!!

realitybites · 24th August 2006, 09:47 AM

"Gender altering foods...."???

That's not McDonalds altering your gender pal. That's McDonalds giving you man-boobs.

chipmunk stew · 24th August 2006, 09:51 AM

Originally Posted by realitybites

"Gender altering foods...."???

What's the big deal, anyway?
So we like our man-slaves to be a little swishy--so what?

Belz... · 24th August 2006, 09:51 AM

Originally Posted by realitybites

"Gender altering foods...."???

That's not McDonalds altering your gender pal. That's McDonalds giving you man-boobs.

Cuddles · 24th August 2006, 10:08 AM

Why is it every time my plan gets close to completion some idiot goes and tells everyone? You'd think I'd have learned by now.

KingMerv00 · 24th August 2006, 10:56 AM

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Most human beings are targeted for extermination and the remainder will be indentured on the global plantation. The 'sort of character' that the authorities consider desirable is the diseased, impoverished, infertile, sexless, dumbed down automaton, whose function in life is merely to enact the Masters' business plan. Some of the character-altering weaponry already at their disposal includes: Media brainwashing; water fluoridation; vaccination; gender altering foods and chemicals; neurotoxic food additives; and psychotropic drugs. Life expectancy is being gradually reduced by the modern day concentration camp which masquerades as the public healthcare system. On the horizon are: Implantable microchips; vaccines to alter brain chemistry; genetically modified pharmacological food; human cloning; and nanotechnology

Hey...I am NOT infertile!

realitybites · 24th August 2006, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by KingMerv00

Quote:

Hey...I am NOT infertile!

.... Or so the Masters would have you believe.

KingMerv00 · 24th August 2006, 11:46 AM

Originally Posted by realitybites

.... Or so the Masters would have you believe.

Actually, I don't have any kids...hmmm.

Meffy · 24th August 2006, 11:54 AM

How fiendishly clever -- reducing life expectancy even while lifespans grow greater with each passing year! Perfect cover for the dastardly deed. *gasp*

Idiots. The health care system wants people to live longer so they can spend more on health care.

Kaarjuus · 24th August 2006, 11:59 AM

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The 'sort of character' that the authorities consider desirable is the diseased, impoverished, infertile, sexless, dumbed down automaton, whose function in life is merely to enact the Masters' business plan.

What exactly would be the point of making the surviving mankind sexless and infertile? Such people do not produce offspring. So the Master's business plan is only one generation long? Pretty crappy planning on their part.

sackett · 24th August 2006, 12:31 PM

The Masters that can be called the Masters are not the true Masters.

defaultdotxbe · 24th August 2006, 01:22 PM

Originally Posted by Kaarjuus

What exactly would be the point of making the surviving mankind sexless and infertile? Such people do not produce offspring. So the Master's business plan is only one generation long? Pretty crappy planning on their part.

you must have missed that meeting, thats where the human cloning comes in

Meffy · 24th August 2006, 01:24 PM

The Dow that moves is not the true Dow.

Hellbound · 24th August 2006, 01:34 PM

These are not the droids you're looking for...

brodski · 24th August 2006, 01:41 PM

Originally Posted by chipmunk stew

Release the Tripods!!!

Wow, the tripods, I'm being overwhelmed by nostalgia- I wonder if the TV series is as good as I remember it being? The books where pretty good too IIRC. Did it ever make it to the US?

delphi_ote · 24th August 2006, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Tip: Click on the numbers in the text to navigate to the end notes then use the back arrow in the browser to return

Curse them! They've even discovered our secret back arrow technology embedded in every major web browser!

bob_kark · 24th August 2006, 07:26 PM

Per instructions from Teh Globalist head quarters, my email to michael@policestateplanning.com:

Quote:

518-32 Echo Uniform. The flea is non-productive, bag the Netherland. Mexican kaisers are in control. Flee the fast pudding, it humbles longer. Excelsior, release the conscious. Penguins going blood sausage. Finalize the aria. 518-33 Echo Victor.

Mission accomplished.

Loss Leader · 24th August 2006, 07:42 PM

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Most human beings are targeted for extermination and the remainder will be indentured on the global plantation. The 'sort of character' that the authorities consider desirable is the diseased, impoverished, infertile, sexless, dumbed down automaton, whose function in life is merely to enact the Masters' business plan. Some of the character-altering weaponry already at their disposal includes: Media brainwashing; water fluoridation; vaccination; gender altering foods and chemicals; neurotoxic food additives; and psychotropic drugs. Life expectancy is being gradually reduced by the modern day concentration camp which masquerades as the public healthcare system. On the horizon are: Implantable microchips; vaccines to alter brain chemistry; genetically modified pharmacological food; human cloning; and nanotechnology.

So, what word did you wash out at? Mine was "flouridation." Anyone who watches Dr. Strangelove with a notepad is not uncovering global truths.

delphi_ote · 24th August 2006, 08:01 PM

Originally Posted by bob_kark

Per instructions from Teh Globalist head quarters, my email to michael@policestateplanning.com:

Mission accomplished.

Quickly, everyone! While Michael is distracted, we must come up with a new Globalist mission! We'll hide the new documents under all the labels of store brand canned spaghetti. One letter per can. And we'll write down the bar code for each can in order on the inside of the Gideon Bibles you find in hotel rooms. Nobody will ever decode that! (Including us, which is why we'll have to keep a copy of it here as a cheat sheet.)

Anyone got any ideas what we can swap for the whole molestation thing? I'm sad to see that one go... I thought it was one of our better ideas. That and funding the Pentagon with African American money... I'm still not even sure how that works, to be honest.

delphi_ote · 24th August 2006, 08:06 PM

Originally Posted by Loss Leader

So, what word did you wash out at? Mine was "flouridation." Anyone who watches Dr. Strangelove with a notepad is not uncovering global truths.

GAH. Dammit. Yes they are! Now we have to abandon those plans, too! We've got to find a better way of documenting our plans. Publishing them in Orwell books and Kubrick films was just stupid. Don't even get me started on Snow White.

chipmunk stew · 25th August 2006, 04:55 AM

Originally Posted by delphi_ote

Quickly, everyone! While Michael is distracted, we must come up with a new Globalist mission! We'll hide the new documents under all the labels of store brand canned spaghetti. One letter per can. And we'll write down the bar code for each can in order on the inside of the Gideon Bibles you find in hotel rooms. Nobody will ever decode that! (Including us, which is why we'll have to keep a copy of it here as a cheat sheet.)

Anyone got any ideas what we can swap for the whole molestation thing? I'm sad to see that one go... I thought it was one of our better ideas. That and funding the Pentagon with African American money... I'm still not even sure how that works, to be honest.

Hmm, looks like we may have to accelerate our clone army program--we should reallocate the African American money to "stem cell research".

Since we can't get away with the paedophile agenda for much longer, let's focus on gaying up the youth. We've had Mattel working on Kendra & Barbie and Ken & Bobby wedding sets. We need to get those to market ASAP.

In the meantime, we'll start rounding up the monotheistic parents that our Harry Potter-worshipping occultist child informants have reported, and take them to the Grove.

delphi_ote · 25th August 2006, 02:52 PM

Originally Posted by chipmunk stew

Hmm, looks like we may have to accelerate our clone army program--we should reallocate the African American money to "stem cell research".

And we'll just pray none of the truth movement have seen the Star Wars movies. What are the odds of that, anyway? I think our secret is safe...

Before I move on to a new subject, can anyone explain to me how money can have a race? Maybe it's not politically correct to say so, but it all looks the same to me. Our plans are so involved, sometimes they confuse even me.

Originally Posted by chipmunk stew

Since we can't get away with the paedophile agenda for much longer, let's focus on gaying up the youth. We've had Mattel working on Kendra & Barbie and Ken & Bobby wedding sets. We need to get those to market ASAP.

Excellent plan. Once we get the youth good and gay, we'll finally be ready for Operation Cruise. Remember the volleyball scene from Top Gun? Imagine how homoerotic things are going to get once we get that guy out of the closet! Take THAT, family values!

Originally Posted by chipmunk stew

In the meantime, we'll start rounding up the monotheistic parents that our Harry Potter-worshipping occultist child informants have reported, and take them to the Grove.

Another great plan. Does anyone have any ideas that would pointlessly impede dissent? Nothing to clamp down on it, mind you. Just to sort of annoy people that disagree with us and prepare the population for the police state (you always have to ease them in to that sort of thing.)

chipmunk stew · 25th August 2006, 05:55 PM

Originally Posted by delphi_ote

Does anyone have any ideas that would pointlessly impede dissent? Nothing to clamp down on it, mind you. Just to sort of annoy people that disagree with us and prepare the population for the police state (you always have to ease them in to that sort of thing.)

One thing we might try is reduce the thickness of poster board so their hand made signs are flimsier. Also, get rid of the shiny side so that whichever side they use, the magic marker will bleed.

brodski · 26th August 2006, 06:54 AM

Originally Posted by chipmunk stew

One thing we might try is reduce the thickness of poster board so their hand made signs are flimsier. Also, get rid of the shiny side so that whichever side they use, the magic marker will bleed.

How about a 200% t-shirt tax?

Hellbound · 26th August 2006, 07:24 AM

No, no, here's what we do...

We plant trees. Then, we implant long chains of C-4 into the tree as it grows. When the tree is harvested and cut into boards, each board will be impregnated with C-4. Then, when the protesters make their signs, we just collapse them all with CD!!!

It's brilliant!! Foolproof!!

gumboot · 26th August 2006, 08:53 AM

Originally Posted by Huntsman

No, no, here's what we do...

We plant trees. Then, we implant long chains of C-4 into the tree as it grows. When the tree is harvested and cut into boards, each board will be impregnated with C-4. Then, when the protesters make their signs, we just collapse them all with CD!!!

It's brilliant!! Foolproof!!

Excellent. I can't wait to see the look on their faces.

-Andrew

brodski · 26th August 2006, 08:57 AM

How about planting a sooper seekrit explosive virus in all internet forum emoticons, lets see them dissent when they cant' use any smileys!

Brainache · 26th August 2006, 09:07 AM

What about a computer virus that wipes your hard drive whenever you write more than three words ALL IN CAPITALS?
That would be easy for us super sekret gubmint shill types to pull off.

brodski · 26th August 2006, 09:12 AM

Originally Posted by Brainache

What about a computer virus that wipes your hard drive whenever you write more than three words ALL IN CAPITALS?
That would be easy for us super sekret gubmint shill types to pull off.

Only if the virus as coded to produce a thermite/ate reaction in the hard drive, and then automaticaly call the tuther's mum to tell her what her kid has been up to

negativ · 26th August 2006, 10:47 AM

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Whoever wrote this document must have been attending our Globalist planning sessions.

Hah. Our secret remains safe. They still haven't picked up on the decades-old program of implanting monitoring devices in dental fillings, and in the bodies of our furry friends who go in for spaying and neutering. However, I do fear they may some day find out that Che Guevara, Jimi Hendrix, Fred Rogers, the Children's Television Workshop, and (last but not least) Alex Jones were actually CIA disinformation specialists recruited and trained by the Zionist Nazi Trilateralist Illuminati chairmen of the Urantia Foundation. It won't be pretty for us then.

delphi_ote · 26th August 2006, 11:52 AM

Originally Posted by Huntsman

No, no, here's what we do...

We plant trees. Then, we implant long chains of C-4 into the tree as it grows. When the tree is harvested and cut into boards, each board will be impregnated with C-4. Then, when the protesters make their signs, we just collapse them all with CD!!!

It's brilliant!! Foolproof!!

Can we call the C-4 "thermite" instead?

delphi_ote · 26th August 2006, 11:55 AM

Originally Posted by brodski

How about a 200% t-shirt tax?

No. Let them have the t-shirts. Remember that the ones wearing trite slogans on their chest are showing a level of brainwashing and group think a secret cabal like ours could take advantage of...

Dave1001 · 26th August 2006, 11:57 AM

Originally Posted by chipmunk stew

Whoever wrote this document must have been attending our Globalist planning sessions.
It articulates every aspect of our evil plan in meticulous detail, from Banning Monotheism to Mind Control Technology.
Is there a spy in our midst???

http://policestateplanning.com/id19.htm

From the conclusion:

If this gets out to the general public, our plans will be ruined.

Release the Tripods!!!

They don't seem to be aware that robots will do all that stuff much better than zombies will. The unabomber was right on this one: extermination or reservation are more likely to be the options than economic exploitation.

OCaptain · 27th October 2011, 03:59 AM

Originally Posted by brodski

Wow, the tripods, I'm being overwhelmed by nostalgia- I wonder if the TV series is as good as I remember it being? The books where pretty good too IIRC. Did it ever make it to the US?

It did, indeed, make it to the States, many moons ago.

Border Reiver · 27th October 2011, 05:16 AM

Guys, I've been thinking (I know, I'm not cleared for that yet, but it's hard not to).

Many of our schemes seem needlessly machiavellian, or just aren't working. The chemtrails, flouridation, etc. just aren't reducing life expectancy like Greg from Evil Planning said they would. HAARP's just not offering the control we need over weather (or was it mind control? The smart guys in R&D promised dual capabilities but I don't think they've properly delivered). And those pesky right wingers keep identifying the secret people issuing the orders.

Maybe, we could just forget the whole behind the scenes thing and go public? I mean, payroll tells me we've got the world's police, military and political forces on salary, we have the means... Only the tinfoil hat brigade can stop us now.

tsig · 27th October 2011, 06:03 AM

Originally Posted by Border Reiver

Guys, I've been thinking (I know, I'm not cleared for that yet, but it's hard not to).

Many of our schemes seem needlessly machiavellian, or just aren't working. The chemtrails, flouridation, etc. just aren't reducing life expectancy like Greg from Evil Planning said they would. HAARP's just not offering the control we need over weather (or was it mind control? The smart guys in R&D promised dual capabilities but I don't think they've properly delivered). And those pesky right wingers keep identifying the secret people issuing the orders.

Maybe, we could just forget the whole behind the scenes thing and go public? I mean, payroll tells me we've got the world's police, military and political forces on salary, we have the means... Only the tinfoil hat brigade can stop us now.

As I see the problem after we kill off all the populace we don't have anyone to be evil overlords over.

ApolloGnomon · 27th October 2011, 07:55 AM

Originally Posted by Border Reiver

Guys, I've been thinking (I know, I'm not cleared for that yet, but it's hard not to).

Many of our schemes seem needlessly machiavellian, or just aren't working. The chemtrails, flouridation, etc. just aren't reducing life expectancy like Greg from Evil Planning said they would. HAARP's just not offering the control we need over weather (or was it mind control? The smart guys in R&D promised dual capabilities but I don't think they've properly delivered). And those pesky right wingers keep identifying the secret people issuing the orders.

Maybe, we could just forget the whole behind the scenes thing and go public? I mean, payroll tells me we've got the world's police, military and political forces on salary, we have the means... Only the tinfoil hat brigade can stop us now.

The problem is that Evil Planning is actually being manipulated by a deeper secret organization with the goal of INCREASING human health and population. Vaccinations, peace movements, Doctors Without Borders, Habitat For Humanity, nuclear non-proliferation --- ALL of it is part of the secret plan behind the secret plan.

And who are these mysterious planners? One name for them is "Those Who Will Be Eaten Last." Their goal is to increase human population enough that Cthuhlu will be sated and go back to sleep, leaving TWWBEL alive.

MORE WAR NOW!
MORE WAR NOW!
MORE WAR NOW!

Redtail · 27th October 2011, 08:07 AM

Hmmm... I see Theta Company has been playing with the "Zombie Reanimator" again.

Debaser · 27th October 2011, 09:07 AM

Originally Posted by tsig

As I see the problem after we kill off all the populace we don't have anyone to be evil overlords over.

Why be King of the World when you can be chief of the village?

Oh, right...

Craig4 · 27th October 2011, 09:57 AM

Originally Posted by Cuddles

Why is it every time my plan gets close to completion some idiot goes and tells everyone? You'd think I'd have learned by now.

You need to stop monologuing while your arch enemy is tied up being lowered into the pool of piranha. They always escape and tell everyone what you're planning.

24th August 2006, 09:38 AM	#1
chipmunk stew The Spikey Mace of Love and Mercy Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: SE PA Posts: 7,465	Whistleblower reveals Master Plan Whoever wrote this document must have been attending our Globalist planning sessions. It articulates every aspect of our evil plan in meticulous detail, from Banning Monotheism to Mind Control Technology. Is there a spy in our midst??? http://policestateplanning.com/id19.htm From the conclusion: Quote: Most human beings are targeted for extermination and the remainder will be indentured on the global plantation. The 'sort of character' that the authorities consider desirable is the diseased, impoverished, infertile, sexless, dumbed down automaton, whose function in life is merely to enact the Masters' business plan. Some of the character-altering weaponry already at their disposal includes: Media brainwashing; water fluoridation; vaccination; gender altering foods and chemicals; neurotoxic food additives; and psychotropic drugs. Life expectancy is being gradually reduced by the modern day concentration camp which masquerades as the public healthcare system. On the horizon are: Implantable microchips; vaccines to alter brain chemistry; genetically modified pharmacological food; human cloning; and nanotechnology If this gets out to the general public, our plans will be ruined. Release the Tripods!!!
	__________________

24th August 2006, 09:47 AM	#2
realitybites Graduate Poster Join Date: May 2006 Location: Harrisburg, PA Posts: 1,066	"Gender altering foods...."??? That's not McDonalds altering your gender pal. That's McDonalds giving you man-boobs.
	__________________ This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes. 102 Minutes: The Untold Story of the Fight to Survive Inside the Twin Towers. A Must Read.

24th August 2006, 09:51 AM	#3
chipmunk stew The Spikey Mace of Love and Mercy Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: SE PA Posts: 7,465	Originally Posted by realitybites "Gender altering foods...."??? What's the big deal, anyway? So we like our man-slaves to be a little swishy--so what?
	__________________

24th August 2006, 09:51 AM	#4
Belz... Fiend God Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In the details... Posts: 28,523	Originally Posted by realitybites "Gender altering foods...."??? That's not McDonalds altering your gender pal. That's McDonalds giving you man-boobs.
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24th August 2006, 10:08 AM	#5
Cuddles Decoy Moderator Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A magical land full of pink fluffy sheeps and bunnies Posts: 16,591	Why is it every time my plan gets close to completion some idiot goes and tells everyone? You'd think I'd have learned by now.
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24th August 2006, 10:56 AM	#6
KingMerv00 Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Philadelphia, PA...USA Posts: 14,482	Quote: Quote: Most human beings are targeted for extermination and the remainder will be indentured on the global plantation. The 'sort of character' that the authorities consider desirable is the diseased, impoverished, infertile, sexless, dumbed down automaton, whose function in life is merely to enact the Masters' business plan. Some of the character-altering weaponry already at their disposal includes: Media brainwashing; water fluoridation; vaccination; gender altering foods and chemicals; neurotoxic food additives; and psychotropic drugs. Life expectancy is being gradually reduced by the modern day concentration camp which masquerades as the public healthcare system. On the horizon are: Implantable microchips; vaccines to alter brain chemistry; genetically modified pharmacological food; human cloning; and nanotechnology Hey...I am NOT infertile!
	__________________ If man came from dust, why is there still dust?

24th August 2006, 11:40 AM	#7
realitybites Graduate Poster Join Date: May 2006 Location: Harrisburg, PA Posts: 1,066	Originally Posted by KingMerv00 Quote: Hey...I am NOT infertile! .... Or so the Masters would have you believe.
	__________________ This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes. 102 Minutes: The Untold Story of the Fight to Survive Inside the Twin Towers. A Must Read.

24th August 2006, 11:46 AM	#8
KingMerv00 Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Philadelphia, PA...USA Posts: 14,482	Originally Posted by realitybites .... Or so the Masters would have you believe. Actually, I don't have any kids...hmmm.
	__________________ If man came from dust, why is there still dust?

24th August 2006, 11:54 AM	#9
Meffy Anthropomorphic Skunk Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Unincorporated Territory of Croatan Posts: 4,232	How fiendishly clever -- reducing life expectancy even while lifespans grow greater with each passing year! Perfect cover for the dastardly deed. gasp Idiots. The health care system wants people to live longer so they can spend more on health care.

24th August 2006, 11:59 AM	#10
Kaarjuus Critical Thinker Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 252	Quote: The 'sort of character' that the authorities consider desirable is the diseased, impoverished, infertile, sexless, dumbed down automaton, whose function in life is merely to enact the Masters' business plan. What exactly would be the point of making the surviving mankind sexless and infertile? Such people do not produce offspring. So the Master's business plan is only one generation long? Pretty crappy planning on their part.
Kaarjuus Critical Thinker Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 252	__________________ If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we've solved it.

24th August 2006, 12:31 PM	#11
sackett Illuminator Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Detroit Posts: 3,619	It’s all a Taoist plot! The Masters that can be called the Masters are not the true Masters.
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24th August 2006, 01:22 PM	#12
defaultdotxbe Drunken Shikigami Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Dark Side of the Sun Posts: 7,482	Originally Posted by Kaarjuus What exactly would be the point of making the surviving mankind sexless and infertile? Such people do not produce offspring. So the Master's business plan is only one generation long? Pretty crappy planning on their part. you must have missed that meeting, thats where the human cloning comes in
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24th August 2006, 01:24 PM	#13
Meffy Anthropomorphic Skunk Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Unincorporated Territory of Croatan Posts: 4,232	The Dow that moves is not the true Dow.

24th August 2006, 01:34 PM	#14
Hellbound Abiogenic Spongiform Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In a handbasket Posts: 8,930	These are not the droids you're looking for...

24th August 2006, 01:41 PM	#15
brodski Tea-Time toad Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 15,083	Originally Posted by chipmunk stew Release the Tripods!!! Wow, the tripods, I'm being overwhelmed by nostalgia- I wonder if the TV series is as good as I remember it being? The books where pretty good too IIRC. Did it ever make it to the US?
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24th August 2006, 06:24 PM	#16
delphi_ote Debunking Ninja Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,006	Quote: Tip: Click on the numbers in the text to navigate to the end notes then use the back arrow in the browser to return Curse them! They've even discovered our secret back arrow technology embedded in every major web browser!
	__________________ And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye? Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye? Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

24th August 2006, 07:26 PM	#17
bob_kark Person of Hench Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Globalist H.Q., 25th floor, 5th room on the right. Posts: 4,113	Per instructions from Teh Globalist head quarters, my email to michael@policestateplanning.com: Quote: 518-32 Echo Uniform. The flea is non-productive, bag the Netherland. Mexican kaisers are in control. Flee the fast pudding, it humbles longer. Excelsior, release the conscious. Penguins going blood sausage. Finalize the aria. 518-33 Echo Victor. Mission accomplished.
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24th August 2006, 07:42 PM	#18
Loss Leader Opinionated Jerk Moderator Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: New York Posts: 11,885	Quote: Most human beings are targeted for extermination and the remainder will be indentured on the global plantation. The 'sort of character' that the authorities consider desirable is the diseased, impoverished, infertile, sexless, dumbed down automaton, whose function in life is merely to enact the Masters' business plan. Some of the character-altering weaponry already at their disposal includes: Media brainwashing; water fluoridation; vaccination; gender altering foods and chemicals; neurotoxic food additives; and psychotropic drugs. Life expectancy is being gradually reduced by the modern day concentration camp which masquerades as the public healthcare system. On the horizon are: Implantable microchips; vaccines to alter brain chemistry; genetically modified pharmacological food; human cloning; and nanotechnology. So, what word did you wash out at? Mine was "flouridation." Anyone who watches Dr. Strangelove with a notepad is not uncovering global truths.
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24th August 2006, 08:01 PM	#19
delphi_ote Debunking Ninja Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,006	Originally Posted by bob_kark Per instructions from Teh Globalist head quarters, my email to michael@policestateplanning.com: Mission accomplished. Quickly, everyone! While Michael is distracted, we must come up with a new Globalist mission! We'll hide the new documents under all the labels of store brand canned spaghetti. One letter per can. And we'll write down the bar code for each can in order on the inside of the Gideon Bibles you find in hotel rooms. Nobody will ever decode that! (Including us, which is why we'll have to keep a copy of it here as a cheat sheet.) Anyone got any ideas what we can swap for the whole molestation thing? I'm sad to see that one go... I thought it was one of our better ideas. That and funding the Pentagon with African American money... I'm still not even sure how that works, to be honest.
	__________________ And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye? Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye? Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

24th August 2006, 08:06 PM	#20
delphi_ote Debunking Ninja Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,006	Originally Posted by Loss Leader So, what word did you wash out at? Mine was "flouridation." Anyone who watches Dr. Strangelove with a notepad is not uncovering global truths. GAH. Dammit. Yes they are! Now we have to abandon those plans, too! We've got to find a better way of documenting our plans. Publishing them in Orwell books and Kubrick films was just stupid. Don't even get me started on Snow White.
	__________________ And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye? Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye? Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

25th August 2006, 04:55 AM	#21
chipmunk stew The Spikey Mace of Love and Mercy Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: SE PA Posts: 7,465	Originally Posted by delphi_ote Quickly, everyone! While Michael is distracted, we must come up with a new Globalist mission! We'll hide the new documents under all the labels of store brand canned spaghetti. One letter per can. And we'll write down the bar code for each can in order on the inside of the Gideon Bibles you find in hotel rooms. Nobody will ever decode that! (Including us, which is why we'll have to keep a copy of it here as a cheat sheet.) Anyone got any ideas what we can swap for the whole molestation thing? I'm sad to see that one go... I thought it was one of our better ideas. That and funding the Pentagon with African American money... I'm still not even sure how that works, to be honest. Hmm, looks like we may have to accelerate our clone army program--we should reallocate the African American money to "stem cell research". Since we can't get away with the paedophile agenda for much longer, let's focus on gaying up the youth. We've had Mattel working on Kendra & Barbie and Ken & Bobby wedding sets. We need to get those to market ASAP. In the meantime, we'll start rounding up the monotheistic parents that our Harry Potter-worshipping occultist child informants have reported, and take them to the Grove.
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25th August 2006, 02:52 PM	#22
delphi_ote Debunking Ninja Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,006	Originally Posted by chipmunk stew Hmm, looks like we may have to accelerate our clone army program--we should reallocate the African American money to "stem cell research". And we'll just pray none of the truth movement have seen the Star Wars movies. What are the odds of that, anyway? I think our secret is safe... Before I move on to a new subject, can anyone explain to me how money can have a race? Maybe it's not politically correct to say so, but it all looks the same to me. Our plans are so involved, sometimes they confuse even me. Originally Posted by chipmunk stew Since we can't get away with the paedophile agenda for much longer, let's focus on gaying up the youth. We've had Mattel working on Kendra & Barbie and Ken & Bobby wedding sets. We need to get those to market ASAP. Excellent plan. Once we get the youth good and gay, we'll finally be ready for Operation Cruise. Remember the volleyball scene from Top Gun? Imagine how homoerotic things are going to get once we get that guy out of the closet! Take THAT, family values! Originally Posted by chipmunk stew In the meantime, we'll start rounding up the monotheistic parents that our Harry Potter-worshipping occultist child informants have reported, and take them to the Grove. Another great plan. Does anyone have any ideas that would pointlessly impede dissent? Nothing to clamp down on it, mind you. Just to sort of annoy people that disagree with us and prepare the population for the police state (you always have to ease them in to that sort of thing.)
	__________________ And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye? Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye? Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

25th August 2006, 05:55 PM	#23
chipmunk stew The Spikey Mace of Love and Mercy Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: SE PA Posts: 7,465	Originally Posted by delphi_ote Does anyone have any ideas that would pointlessly impede dissent? Nothing to clamp down on it, mind you. Just to sort of annoy people that disagree with us and prepare the population for the police state (you always have to ease them in to that sort of thing.) One thing we might try is reduce the thickness of poster board so their hand made signs are flimsier. Also, get rid of the shiny side so that whichever side they use, the magic marker will bleed.
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26th August 2006, 06:54 AM	#24
brodski Tea-Time toad Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 15,083	Originally Posted by chipmunk stew One thing we might try is reduce the thickness of poster board so their hand made signs are flimsier. Also, get rid of the shiny side so that whichever side they use, the magic marker will bleed. How about a 200% t-shirt tax?
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26th August 2006, 07:24 AM	#25
Hellbound Abiogenic Spongiform Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In a handbasket Posts: 8,930	No, no, here's what we do... We plant trees. Then, we implant long chains of C-4 into the tree as it grows. When the tree is harvested and cut into boards, each board will be impregnated with C-4. Then, when the protesters make their signs, we just collapse them all with CD!!! It's brilliant!! Foolproof!!

26th August 2006, 08:53 AM	#26
gumboot lorcutus.tolere Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 23,126	Originally Posted by Huntsman No, no, here's what we do... We plant trees. Then, we implant long chains of C-4 into the tree as it grows. When the tree is harvested and cut into boards, each board will be impregnated with C-4. Then, when the protesters make their signs, we just collapse them all with CD!!! It's brilliant!! Foolproof!! Excellent. I can't wait to see the look on their faces. -Andrew
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26th August 2006, 08:57 AM	#27
brodski Tea-Time toad Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 15,083	How about planting a sooper seekrit explosive virus in all internet forum emoticons, lets see them dissent when they cant' use any smileys!
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26th August 2006, 09:07 AM	#28
Brainache Nasty Brutish and Tall Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Knob Hill. Posts: 9,086	What about a computer virus that wipes your hard drive whenever you write more than three words ALL IN CAPITALS? That would be easy for us super sekret gubmint shill types to pull off.
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26th August 2006, 09:12 AM	#29
brodski Tea-Time toad Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 15,083	Originally Posted by Brainache What about a computer virus that wipes your hard drive whenever you write more than three words ALL IN CAPITALS? That would be easy for us super sekret gubmint shill types to pull off. Only if the virus as coded to produce a thermite/ate reaction in the hard drive, and then automaticaly call the tuther's mum to tell her what her kid has been up to
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26th August 2006, 10:47 AM	#30
negativ Graduate Poster Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the land of make-believe Posts: 1,905	Quote: Whoever wrote this document must have been attending our Globalist planning sessions. Hah. Our secret remains safe. They still haven't picked up on the decades-old program of implanting monitoring devices in dental fillings, and in the bodies of our furry friends who go in for spaying and neutering. However, I do fear they may some day find out that Che Guevara, Jimi Hendrix, Fred Rogers, the Children's Television Workshop, and (last but not least) Alex Jones were actually CIA disinformation specialists recruited and trained by the Zionist Nazi Trilateralist Illuminati chairmen of the Urantia Foundation. It won't be pretty for us then.

26th August 2006, 11:52 AM	#31
delphi_ote Debunking Ninja Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,006	Originally Posted by Huntsman No, no, here's what we do... We plant trees. Then, we implant long chains of C-4 into the tree as it grows. When the tree is harvested and cut into boards, each board will be impregnated with C-4. Then, when the protesters make their signs, we just collapse them all with CD!!! It's brilliant!! Foolproof!! Can we call the C-4 "thermite" instead?
	__________________ And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye? Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye? Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

26th August 2006, 11:55 AM	#32
delphi_ote Debunking Ninja Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,006	Originally Posted by brodski How about a 200% t-shirt tax? No. Let them have the t-shirts. Remember that the ones wearing trite slogans on their chest are showing a level of brainwashing and group think a secret cabal like ours could take advantage of...
	__________________ And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye? Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye? Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

26th August 2006, 11:57 AM	#33
Dave1001 Illuminator Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,717	Originally Posted by chipmunk stew Whoever wrote this document must have been attending our Globalist planning sessions. It articulates every aspect of our evil plan in meticulous detail, from Banning Monotheism to Mind Control Technology. Is there a spy in our midst??? http://policestateplanning.com/id19.htm From the conclusion: If this gets out to the general public, our plans will be ruined. Release the Tripods!!! They don't seem to be aware that robots will do all that stuff much better than zombies will. The unabomber was right on this one: extermination or reservation are more likely to be the options than economic exploitation.
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27th October 2011, 03:59 AM	#34
OCaptain Muse Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 917	Originally Posted by brodski Wow, the tripods, I'm being overwhelmed by nostalgia- I wonder if the TV series is as good as I remember it being? The books where pretty good too IIRC. Did it ever make it to the US? It did, indeed, make it to the States, many moons ago.
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27th October 2011, 05:16 AM	#35
Border Reiver Master Poster Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Ottawa, ON Posts: 2,187	Guys, I've been thinking (I know, I'm not cleared for that yet, but it's hard not to). Many of our schemes seem needlessly machiavellian, or just aren't working. The chemtrails, flouridation, etc. just aren't reducing life expectancy like Greg from Evil Planning said they would. HAARP's just not offering the control we need over weather (or was it mind control? The smart guys in R&D promised dual capabilities but I don't think they've properly delivered). And those pesky right wingers keep identifying the secret people issuing the orders. Maybe, we could just forget the whole behind the scenes thing and go public? I mean, payroll tells me we've got the world's police, military and political forces on salary, we have the means... Only the tinfoil hat brigade can stop us now.
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