Woman sees Jesus in MRI

ponderingturtle · 25th August 2006, 12:50 PM

here

My thoughts are Cut Him Out! NOW!

TragicMonkey · 25th August 2006, 01:44 PM

How cute!

Maybe if she leaves it untreated, it will expand into an entire Nativity set.

Marquis de Carabas · 25th August 2006, 01:45 PM

...and boy, is Mrs. I ever pissed.

Foster Zygote · 25th August 2006, 03:36 PM

What kills me is that people don't think "Huh, that coincidentally looks like a bit like a crucifix." but rather "Oh my God! It's JESUS! He has a message for me!"

Steven

Palimpsest · 25th August 2006, 04:36 PM

Originally Posted by Foster Zygote

What kills me is that people don't think "Huh, that coincidentally looks like a bit like a crucifix." but rather "Oh my God! It's JESUS! He has a message for me!"

Steven

To her credit, she hasn't sold it on eBay (though others have suggested it), and she hasn't credited the picture with any magic powers.

Quote:

"I think I believe as much as I need to," said Hodge. "I can't be swayed by a picture. My neck does feel better. I don't know if that was Jesus or physical therapy."

grayman · 25th August 2006, 04:47 PM

Most of us here realize that the human brain will see what it wants to see. Myself, I turned my head sideways at the photo and saw a squid. Flip the photo around and see what you see.

Foster Zygote · 25th August 2006, 06:09 PM

Originally Posted by grayman

Most of us here realize that the human brain will see what it wants to see. Myself, I turned my head sideways at the photo and saw a squid. Flip the photo around and see what you see.

I saw Buddy Hackett.

Steven

P.S. Your new avatar frightens me.

grayman · 25th August 2006, 06:17 PM

Originally Posted by Foster Zygote

I saw Buddy Hackett.

Steven

P.S. Your new avatar frightens me.

Kopji · 27th August 2006, 11:26 PM

Quote:

"I think I believe as much as I need to," said Hodge. "I can't be swayed by a picture. My neck does feel better. I don't know if that was Jesus or physical therapy."

Hey! Well this looks more like Jesus than a lot of things that get posted. It looks at least something like Jesus.

Too bad that after months of therapy she is undecided about which had more impact on her life:

1: Months of medicine and science, working day and night to help her
2: A tiny Jesus sitting on her neck

Tough choice there. Maybe she should donate 50% to the church and 50% to medical research.

Azure · 27th August 2006, 11:54 PM

Originally Posted by Foster Zygote

What kills me is that people don't think "Huh, that coincidentally looks like a bit like a crucifix." but rather "Oh my God! It's JESUS! He has a message for me!"

Steven

Well for starters, she can start a new religion....

H3LL · 28th August 2006, 12:31 AM

Jesus has been giving me a pain in the neck for years.

Would it be the nails or the thorns that cause the most discomfort?

Every time I see a crucifix I think of Bill Hicks^WP. ".....it's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a sniper rifle pendant...."

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phildonnia · 29th August 2006, 01:14 PM

It really looks like a crucified Star Wars stormtrooper.

Moon-Spinner · 29th August 2006, 01:27 PM

Is there going to be a massive pilgramage to her house, with people wanting to touch her spine?

My only question is: Where’s Jesus’ HEAD!

Charlie in Dayton · 29th August 2006, 05:23 PM

Feh.

Large burrito with extra sour cream. Two good belches and the image will disappear...

Marc L · 30th August 2006, 01:02 AM

Originally Posted by Moon-Spinner

Is there going to be a massive pilgramage to her house, with people wanting to touch her spine?

My only question is: Where’s Jesus’ HEAD!

Bowed down towards his right breast. See the bump between the two "arms?"

I have to admit, it really does look like a crucifix. Of course, I was told it did before I looked at it, so I have no idea what I might have seen otherwise.

Marc

25th August 2006, 12:50 PM	#1
ponderingturtle Orthogonal Vector Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Tarrytown, NY Posts: 26,417	Woman sees Jesus in MRI here My thoughts are Cut Him Out! NOW!

25th August 2006, 01:44 PM	#2
TragicMonkey Poisoned Waffles Pither Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Monkey Posts: 30,059	How cute! Maybe if she leaves it untreated, it will expand into an entire Nativity set.
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25th August 2006, 01:45 PM	#3
Marquis de Carabas Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: vuori Posts: 27,106	...and boy, is Mrs. I ever pissed.
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25th August 2006, 03:36 PM	#4
Foster Zygote Dental Floss Tycoon Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge Posts: 14,384	What kills me is that people don't think "Huh, that coincidentally looks like a bit like a crucifix." but rather "Oh my God! It's JESUS! He has a message for me!" Steven
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25th August 2006, 04:36 PM	#5
Palimpsest Ergaster Homo Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 537	Originally Posted by Foster Zygote What kills me is that people don't think "Huh, that coincidentally looks like a bit like a crucifix." but rather "Oh my God! It's JESUS! He has a message for me!" Steven To her credit, she hasn't sold it on eBay (though others have suggested it), and she hasn't credited the picture with any magic powers. Quote: "I think I believe as much as I need to," said Hodge. "I can't be swayed by a picture. My neck does feel better. I don't know if that was Jesus or physical therapy."
Palimpsest Ergaster Homo Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 537	__________________ Why do I even have to say this? Why do I have to say "Get off the unique and probably alien living plinth that zaps the unwary"? To light his way, he wore a lamp whose element glowed perfect blue. His was the light of reason, the light we should have shone upon that world. Travaillons donc à bien penser: voilà le principe de la morale.

25th August 2006, 04:47 PM	#6
grayman Happy-go-lucky Heretic Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Casa del Whacko Posts: 6,142	Most of us here realize that the human brain will see what it wants to see. Myself, I turned my head sideways at the photo and saw a squid. Flip the photo around and see what you see.

25th August 2006, 06:09 PM	#7
Foster Zygote Dental Floss Tycoon Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge Posts: 14,384	Originally Posted by grayman Most of us here realize that the human brain will see what it wants to see. Myself, I turned my head sideways at the photo and saw a squid. Flip the photo around and see what you see. I saw Buddy Hackett. Steven P.S. Your new avatar frightens me.
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25th August 2006, 06:17 PM	#8
grayman Happy-go-lucky Heretic Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Casa del Whacko Posts: 6,142	Originally Posted by Foster Zygote I saw Buddy Hackett. Steven P.S. Your new avatar frightens me.
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27th August 2006, 11:26 PM	#9
Kopji Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Mogollon Rim Posts: 7,697	Quote: "I think I believe as much as I need to," said Hodge. "I can't be swayed by a picture. My neck does feel better. I don't know if that was Jesus or physical therapy." Hey! Well this looks more like Jesus than a lot of things that get posted. It looks at least something like Jesus. Too bad that after months of therapy she is undecided about which had more impact on her life: 1: Months of medicine and science, working day and night to help her 2: A tiny Jesus sitting on her neck Tough choice there. Maybe she should donate 50% to the church and 50% to medical research.

27th August 2006, 11:54 PM	#10
Azure Master Poster Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Alberta Posts: 2,538	Originally Posted by Foster Zygote What kills me is that people don't think "Huh, that coincidentally looks like a bit like a crucifix." but rather "Oh my God! It's JESUS! He has a message for me!" Steven Well for starters, she can start a new religion....

28th August 2006, 12:31 AM	#11
H3LL Illuminator Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: (ləʊˈkeɪʃən) - n. 1. a site or position; situation. Posts: 4,976	Jesus has been giving me a pain in the neck for years. Would it be the nails or the thorns that cause the most discomfort? Every time I see a crucifix I think of Bill Hicks^WP. ".....it's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a sniper rifle pendant...." .
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29th August 2006, 01:14 PM	#12
phildonnia Master Poster Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Sac'to CA Posts: 2,339	It really looks like a crucified Star Wars stormtrooper.

29th August 2006, 01:27 PM	#13
Moon-Spinner Graduate Poster Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Within a star too far to dream of Posts: 1,483	Is there going to be a massive pilgramage to her house, with people wanting to touch her spine? My only question is: Where’s Jesus’ HEAD!

29th August 2006, 05:23 PM	#14
Charlie in Dayton Rabid radioactive stargazer and JREF kid Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,087	Feh. Large burrito with extra sour cream. Two good belches and the image will disappear...
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30th August 2006, 01:02 AM	#15
Marc L Thread Killer Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,743	Originally Posted by Moon-Spinner Is there going to be a massive pilgramage to her house, with people wanting to touch her spine? My only question is: Where’s Jesus’ HEAD! Bowed down towards his right breast. See the bump between the two "arms?" I have to admit, it really does look like a crucifix. Of course, I was told it did before I looked at it, so I have no idea what I might have seen otherwise. Marc
Marc L Thread Killer Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,743