Because you just knew this thread was coming...

Sword_Of_Truth · 26th August 2006, 12:33 AM

Why did the conspirators claim "hijackers" in thier official story and not something less detectable, or prepared for like... hmmm... I don't know... maybe...

SNAKES!?!

Pardalis · 26th August 2006, 12:35 AM

I'm sure alot of CTists would truely believe snakes over boxcutters.

jhunter1163 · 26th August 2006, 05:14 AM

Snakes WOULD have a lot of advantages over boxcutters..

1) Snakes would not be detected by airport security cameras

2) Snakes would not be sniffed out by bomb-sniffing dogs

3) Few people would try to take your snake away from you on the plane, whereas the whole plane would empty into your seat if you started waving a boxcutter

4) Unless Samuel L. Jackson is on your plane, snakes would be pretty much indestructible

I was disappointed that the movie didn't have a cameo of Harrison Ford sitting in an airplane seat saying "Snakes... why does it always have to be snakes?"

Brainache · 26th August 2006, 09:15 AM

I'm waiting for the sequel: "Trapped In an Elevator with Rats"
Or "My Hovercraft Is Full Of Eels"

Lonewulf · 26th August 2006, 09:27 AM

Originally Posted by Brainache

Or "My Hovercraft Is Full Of Eels"

Electric?

negativ · 26th August 2006, 11:01 AM

Originally Posted by Brainache

I'm waiting for the sequel: "Trapped In an Elevator with Rats"
Or "My Hovercraft Is Full Of Eels"

"Please Fondle My Buttocks: Final Cut"??

Brainache · 26th August 2006, 11:06 AM

Originally Posted by negativ

"Please Fondle My Buttocks: Final Cut"??

Was going to write something about my nipples exploding, but decided against it.
I think the filmmakers want to get scary things all in one movie so a hovercraft full of eels works for me.

R.Mackey · 26th August 2006, 11:44 AM

Pffft! Snakes. I'd just beat 'em to death with my luggage.

Meffy · 26th August 2006, 11:51 AM

Hate to say it, but people DO smuggle snakes onto airplanes, and sometimes they get caught. Sorry about this story's caption. I don't write 'em.

[edit] There's not much else funny about the story. Snakes don't deserve this kind of treatment.

defaultdotxbe · 26th August 2006, 01:42 PM

Originally Posted by negativ

"Please Fondle My Buttocks: Final Cut"??

Drop Your Panties, Sir William, I Cannot Wait until Lunch Time: 2nd Edition: Recut

(counldnt help it)

coalesce · 27th August 2006, 06:51 AM

What's all this then?

Michael

26th August 2006, 12:33 AM	#1
Sword_Of_Truth Penultimate Amazing Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,497	Because you just knew this thread was coming... Why did the conspirators claim "hijackers" in thier official story and not something less detectable, or prepared for like... hmmm... I don't know... maybe... SNAKES!?!

26th August 2006, 09:15 AM	#4
Brainache Nasty Brutish and Tall Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Knob Hill. Posts: 9,086	I'm waiting for the sequel: "Trapped In an Elevator with Rats" Or "My Hovercraft Is Full Of Eels"
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26th August 2006, 09:27 AM	#5
Lonewulf Humanistic Cyborg Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: San Antonio, Texas Posts: 10,380	Originally Posted by Brainache Or "My Hovercraft Is Full Of Eels" Electric?
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26th August 2006, 11:06 AM	#7
Brainache Nasty Brutish and Tall Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Knob Hill. Posts: 9,086	Originally Posted by negativ "Please Fondle My Buttocks: Final Cut"?? Was going to write something about my nipples exploding, but decided against it. I think the filmmakers want to get scary things all in one movie so a hovercraft full of eels works for me.
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26th August 2006, 01:42 PM	#10
defaultdotxbe Drunken Shikigami Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Dark Side of the Sun Posts: 7,482	Originally Posted by negativ "Please Fondle My Buttocks: Final Cut"?? Drop Your Panties, Sir William, I Cannot Wait until Lunch Time: 2nd Edition: Recut (counldnt help it)
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26th August 2006, 12:35 AM	#2
Pardalis Banned Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montréal Posts: 25,831	I'm sure alot of CTists would truely believe snakes over boxcutters.

26th August 2006, 05:14 AM	#3
jhunter1163 Beer-Swilling Semiliterate Moderator Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Room 118, Bohemian Grove Marriott Posts: 15,557	Snakes WOULD have a lot of advantages over boxcutters.. 1) Snakes would not be detected by airport security cameras 2) Snakes would not be sniffed out by bomb-sniffing dogs 3) Few people would try to take your snake away from you on the plane, whereas the whole plane would empty into your seat if you started waving a boxcutter 4) Unless Samuel L. Jackson is on your plane, snakes would be pretty much indestructible I was disappointed that the movie didn't have a cameo of Harrison Ford sitting in an airplane seat saying "Snakes... why does it always have to be snakes?"

26th August 2006, 11:01 AM	#6
negativ Graduate Poster Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the land of make-believe Posts: 1,905	Originally Posted by Brainache I'm waiting for the sequel: "Trapped In an Elevator with Rats" Or "My Hovercraft Is Full Of Eels" "Please Fondle My Buttocks: Final Cut"??

26th August 2006, 11:44 AM	#8
R.Mackey Philosopher Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: The armpit of L.A. Posts: 7,857	Pffft! Snakes. I'd just beat 'em to death with my luggage.

26th August 2006, 11:51 AM	#9
Meffy Anthropomorphic Skunk Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Unincorporated Territory of Croatan Posts: 4,232	Hate to say it, but people DO smuggle snakes onto airplanes, and sometimes they get caught. Sorry about this story's caption. I don't write 'em. [edit] There's not much else funny about the story. Snakes don't deserve this kind of treatment.

27th August 2006, 06:51 AM	#11
coalesce Illuminator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Queens, NY Posts: 3,341	What's all this then? Michael
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