CT Products (tm)

jhunter1163 · 30th August 2006, 12:00 PM

I just wanted to run down a quick list of nonexistent products that are critical to CT lore:

Invisicrete (tm)
Super-duper-nano-choco-thermite
Hushaboom (tm)
Cloaking technology
Radio Shack (R) 1:1 scale RC Airliner (with optional missile-firing attachment)
Micro-Machines Suitcase Nuke

Anything else?

Pardalis · 30th August 2006, 12:04 PM

"Men In Black" standard issue neuralyzer

T.A.M. · 30th August 2006, 12:06 PM

Don't forget...

Spook's 9/11 Mobile
Spook's "Do It Yourself" 9/11 attack kit.
MS Flight Silmulator - 9/11 add on disk.
ChuckSheen's Limited Edition Custom 9/11 Smilies

Skibum · 30th August 2006, 12:09 PM

Upward fusion flashlight beam of destruction

Kent1 · 30th August 2006, 12:10 PM

Originally Posted by jhunter1163

I just wanted to run down a quick list of nonexistent products that are critical to CT lore:

Invisicrete (tm)
Super-duper-nano-choco-thermite
Hushaboom (tm)
Cloaking technology
Radio Shack (R) 1:1 scale RC Airliner (with optional missile-firing attachment)
Micro-Machines Suitcase Nuke

Anything else?

Jeff Kings's Massive Invisible Tesla (Not the terrible 90's band) Space Laser

kevin · 30th August 2006, 12:12 PM

your micro-machine nukes need to be radiationless. maybe neturon type? oh wait those kill people and not buildings. never mind.

Dog Town · 30th August 2006, 12:13 PM

Little Orphan Ct Decoder Ring
-- Helps Cters decode each others BS, so they can argue amongst themselves!
Only comes in Fruit Loops!

brodski · 30th August 2006, 12:13 PM

Buildings insurance policies which still pay out even if you admit demolishing your own buildings.

Psiload · 30th August 2006, 12:14 PM

-Explod-O-Crete (patent pending)- explosives/concrete mix (30+ years of stability guaranteed)

-The Voice-O-Morpher(tm)- originally patented and sold under the trade name "Mr. Microphone"- used to simulate bogus "Let's roll" cell phone call supposedly made from Flight 93.

Skibum · 30th August 2006, 12:15 PM

Missile disguise kit, to make tomahawk missiles look like 757's.

jhunter1163 · 30th August 2006, 12:18 PM

Sherwin-Williams (r) Spray-on C4

Pardalis · 30th August 2006, 12:18 PM

Huge amounts of untraceable cash, to pay off people's silence.

TK0001 · 30th August 2006, 12:21 PM

David Copperfield.....in a suitcase or something.

realitybites · 30th August 2006, 12:22 PM

Acme Self-Destructing Light Poles complete with Eye-witness windshield Battle Damage.

brodski · 30th August 2006, 12:25 PM

The one and only Johnny Pixels Brand Forum Bot Disfotron (tm)

Pardalis · 30th August 2006, 12:28 PM

Originally Posted by Psiload

-Explod-O-Crete (patent pending)- explosives/concrete mix (30+ years of stability guaranteed)

... and fire proof.

Pardalis · 30th August 2006, 12:41 PM

special John Carpenter sunglasses.

Metullus · 30th August 2006, 12:49 PM

Maybe we should produce a catalog and a website. It would give CTers a weblink and reference for their arguments.

Be a good fundraiser too...

jhunter1163 · 30th August 2006, 12:52 PM

Killtown's Special Non-scorching Plume-Generating High Explosive

WildCat · 30th August 2006, 12:54 PM

Real-time CGI that can be used on multiple live television feeds and unlimited hand-held video cameras all w/o the knowledge of their operators.

WildCat · 30th August 2006, 12:56 PM

Hookers who won't tell used to blackmail people into silence.

T.A.M. · 30th August 2006, 12:56 PM

Killtown's Shanksville Plume "Paint by Number" kit.

TK0001 · 30th August 2006, 12:57 PM

Originally Posted by WildCat

Real-time CGI that can be used on multiple live television feeds and unlimited hand-held video cameras all w/o the knowledge of their operators.

I covered that already:

Originally Posted by TK0001

David Copperfield.....in a suitcase or something.

Bronze Dog · 30th August 2006, 12:58 PM

Originally Posted by WildCat

Real-time CGI that can be used on multiple live television feeds and unlimited hand-held video cameras all w/o the knowledge of their operators.

They only needed The Laughing Man... And all his cybernetics.

Arkan_Wolfshade · 30th August 2006, 01:07 PM

Originally Posted by jhunter1163

Killtown's Special Non-scorching Plume-Generating High Explosive

Shouldn't thatbe Killtown's Special Extra-scorching Plume-Generating High Explosives

Yoink · 30th August 2006, 01:10 PM

Originally Posted by Arkan_Wolfshade

Shouldn't thatbe Killtown's Special Extra-scorching Plume-Generating High Explosives

Well, he has both. He uses the "Extra Scorching" to show that the crash site had to have burned to produce a smoke cloud that large but then he cunningly uses the "Non-Scorching" to actually make a smoke cloud that large and sucker poor Val McClatchey into photographing it.

Metullus · 30th August 2006, 01:11 PM

Christophera's "Structure Independent Self-Supporting Concrete Deck System"

Yoink · 30th August 2006, 01:17 PM

Ooh, ooh, I have one! Special "Rocket-Propelled Ground-Homing Debris" used to disguise the "freefall" of the towers.

WildCat · 30th August 2006, 01:19 PM

Originally Posted by Metullus

Christophera's "Structure Independent Self-Supporting Concrete Deck System"

That's what allows the concrete core to be poured in secret after the structure is built, right?

Metullus · 30th August 2006, 01:20 PM

Christophera's Slickrete^TM Concrete Aggregate Acceleration Accelerator

Metullus · 30th August 2006, 01:21 PM

Originally Posted by WildCat

That's what allows the concrete core to be poured in secret after the structure is built, right?

Yup. Very useful in multistory construction...

mortimer · 30th August 2006, 01:23 PM

3" rebar (put on 4' centers, naturally)

defaultdotxbe · 30th August 2006, 01:23 PM

Originally Posted by Yoink

Well, he has both. He uses the "Extra Scorching" to show that the crash site had to have burned to produce a smoke cloud that large but then he cunningly uses the "Non-Scorching" to actually make a smoke cloud that large and sucker poor Val McClatchey into photographing it.

that should be Extra-Scorching Non-Plume-Generating, otherwise Val have have 2 plumes, the "fake" one from the non-scorch (the one in her pic) and one from the extra-scorch at the "crash site"

and lets not forget the inviso-force that pushed building 7 down faster than free fall, heres a picture without its cloaking device:

CurtC · 30th August 2006, 01:29 PM

Originally Posted by kevin

your micro-machine nukes need to be radiationless. maybe neturon type? oh wait those kill people and not buildings. never mind.

How about antineutron bombs?

defaultdotxbe · 30th August 2006, 01:33 PM

Originally Posted by CurtC

How about antineutron bombs?

would those absorb large amounts radiation?

realitybites · 30th August 2006, 01:44 PM

Let's not forget the Craftsman Super-Stealth Lightening-Quick Animatronic Demolition-Charge-Laying Team. (With optional self-destruct mechanisms to destroy evidence.)

For all your NWO covert demolition needs.

Psiload · 30th August 2006, 01:44 PM

-Dr. Jones' Molten Steel Transmutification Transmogrifier(tm)

Guar-own-teed to alchemicaly convert damning pools of molten steel into innocent puddles of aluminium in the blink of an eye!

mrfreeze · 30th August 2006, 07:41 PM

Originally Posted by Bronze Dog

They only needed The Laughing Man... And all his cybernetics.

Isn't this damn conspiracy convoluted enough without throwing GITS into it?? Man I need to watch season 2 now....

HeyLeroy · 30th August 2006, 08:11 PM

Nude bombs?

kevin · 30th August 2006, 08:23 PM

elevator guide rails 40 times larger than actual size.

30th August 2006, 12:00 PM	#1
jhunter1163 Beer-Swilling Semiliterate Moderator Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Room 118, Bohemian Grove Marriott Posts: 15,577	CT Products (tm) I just wanted to run down a quick list of nonexistent products that are critical to CT lore: Invisicrete (tm) Super-duper-nano-choco-thermite Hushaboom (tm) Cloaking technology Radio Shack (R) 1:1 scale RC Airliner (with optional missile-firing attachment) Micro-Machines Suitcase Nuke Anything else?

30th August 2006, 12:10 PM	#5
Kent1 Graduate Poster Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,177	Originally Posted by jhunter1163 I just wanted to run down a quick list of nonexistent products that are critical to CT lore: Invisicrete (tm) Super-duper-nano-choco-thermite Hushaboom (tm) Cloaking technology Radio Shack (R) 1:1 scale RC Airliner (with optional missile-firing attachment) Micro-Machines Suitcase Nuke Anything else? Jeff Kings's Massive Invisible Tesla (Not the terrible 90's band) Space Laser
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30th August 2006, 12:12 PM	#6
kevin Graduate Poster Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,666	your micro-machine nukes need to be radiationless. maybe neturon type? oh wait those kill people and not buildings. never mind.
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Pardalis Banned Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montréal Posts: 25,831	"Men In Black" standard issue neuralyzer

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30th August 2006, 12:09 PM	#4
Skibum Graduate Poster Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Fredericksburg, Virginia Posts: 1,190	Upward fusion flashlight beam of destruction

30th August 2006, 12:14 PM	#9
Psiload Master Poster Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 2,105	-Explod-O-Crete (patent pending)- explosives/concrete mix (30+ years of stability guaranteed) -The Voice-O-Morpher(tm)- originally patented and sold under the trade name "Mr. Microphone"- used to simulate bogus "Let's roll" cell phone call supposedly made from Flight 93.
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Skibum Graduate Poster Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Fredericksburg, Virginia Posts: 1,190	Missile disguise kit, to make tomahawk missiles look like 757's.

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30th August 2006, 12:21 PM	#13
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realitybites Graduate Poster Join Date: May 2006 Location: Harrisburg, PA Posts: 1,066	Acme Self-Destructing Light Poles complete with Eye-witness windshield Battle Damage.
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30th August 2006, 12:28 PM	#16
Pardalis Banned Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montréal Posts: 25,831	Originally Posted by Psiload -Explod-O-Crete (patent pending)- explosives/concrete mix (30+ years of stability guaranteed) ... and fire proof.

30th August 2006, 12:41 PM	#17
Pardalis Banned Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montréal Posts: 25,831	special John Carpenter sunglasses.

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Metullus Forum ¾-Wit Pro Tem Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Waldo's Pond Posts: 3,966	Maybe we should produce a catalog and a website. It would give CTers a weblink and reference for their arguments. Be a good fundraiser too...
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30th August 2006, 12:52 PM	#19
jhunter1163 Beer-Swilling Semiliterate Moderator Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Room 118, Bohemian Grove Marriott Posts: 15,577	Killtown's Special Non-scorching Plume-Generating High Explosive

30th August 2006, 12:54 PM	#20
WildCat NWO Master Conspirator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Albany Park, Chicago Posts: 49,096	Real-time CGI that can be used on multiple live television feeds and unlimited hand-held video cameras all w/o the knowledge of their operators.

30th August 2006, 12:56 PM	#21
WildCat NWO Master Conspirator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Albany Park, Chicago Posts: 49,096	Hookers who won't tell used to blackmail people into silence.

30th August 2006, 12:57 PM	#23
TK0001 Muse Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 595	Originally Posted by WildCat Real-time CGI that can be used on multiple live television feeds and unlimited hand-held video cameras all w/o the knowledge of their operators. I covered that already: Originally Posted by TK0001 David Copperfield.....in a suitcase or something.
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30th August 2006, 12:58 PM	#24
Bronze Dog Copper Alloy Canid Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Homebrew D&D Campaign Setting Posts: 5,007	Originally Posted by WildCat Real-time CGI that can be used on multiple live television feeds and unlimited hand-held video cameras all w/o the knowledge of their operators. They only needed The Laughing Man... And all his cybernetics.
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30th August 2006, 01:07 PM	#25
Arkan_Wolfshade Philosopher Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Making Mytheon come to life Posts: 7,158	Originally Posted by jhunter1163 Killtown's Special Non-scorching Plume-Generating High Explosive Shouldn't thatbe Killtown's Special Extra-scorching Plume-Generating High Explosives
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30th August 2006, 01:10 PM	#26
Yoink Graduate Poster Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,937	Originally Posted by Arkan_Wolfshade Shouldn't thatbe Killtown's Special Extra-scorching Plume-Generating High Explosives Well, he has both. He uses the "Extra Scorching" to show that the crash site had to have burned to produce a smoke cloud that large but then he cunningly uses the "Non-Scorching" to actually make a smoke cloud that large and sucker poor Val McClatchey into photographing it.
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30th August 2006, 01:11 PM	#27
Metullus Forum ¾-Wit Pro Tem Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Waldo's Pond Posts: 3,966	Christophera's "Structure Independent Self-Supporting Concrete Deck System"
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30th August 2006, 01:17 PM	#28
Yoink Graduate Poster Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,937	Ooh, ooh, I have one! Special "Rocket-Propelled Ground-Homing Debris" used to disguise the "freefall" of the towers.
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30th August 2006, 01:19 PM	#29
WildCat NWO Master Conspirator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Albany Park, Chicago Posts: 49,096	Originally Posted by Metullus Christophera's "Structure Independent Self-Supporting Concrete Deck System" That's what allows the concrete core to be poured in secret after the structure is built, right?

30th August 2006, 01:20 PM	#30
Metullus Forum ¾-Wit Pro Tem Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Waldo's Pond Posts: 3,966	Christophera's Slickrete^TM Concrete Aggregate Acceleration Accelerator
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30th August 2006, 01:21 PM	#31
Metullus Forum ¾-Wit Pro Tem Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Waldo's Pond Posts: 3,966	Originally Posted by WildCat That's what allows the concrete core to be poured in secret after the structure is built, right? Yup. Very useful in multistory construction...
	__________________ I have met Tim at TAM. He is of sufficient height to piss on your leg. - Doubt 10/7/2005 Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons. - Will Cuppy

30th August 2006, 01:23 PM	#32
mortimer NWO Janitor Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 3,478	3" rebar (put on 4' centers, naturally)

30th August 2006, 01:23 PM	#33
defaultdotxbe Drunken Shikigami Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Dark Side of the Sun Posts: 7,482	Originally Posted by Yoink Well, he has both. He uses the "Extra Scorching" to show that the crash site had to have burned to produce a smoke cloud that large but then he cunningly uses the "Non-Scorching" to actually make a smoke cloud that large and sucker poor Val McClatchey into photographing it. that should be Extra-Scorching Non-Plume-Generating, otherwise Val have have 2 plumes, the "fake" one from the non-scorch (the one in her pic) and one from the extra-scorch at the "crash site" and lets not forget the inviso-force that pushed building 7 down faster than free fall, heres a picture without its cloaking device:
	__________________ I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. -Albert Einstein

30th August 2006, 01:29 PM	#34
CurtC Illuminator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 4,758	Originally Posted by kevin your micro-machine nukes need to be radiationless. maybe neturon type? oh wait those kill people and not buildings. never mind. How about antineutron bombs?

30th August 2006, 01:33 PM	#35
defaultdotxbe Drunken Shikigami Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Dark Side of the Sun Posts: 7,482	Originally Posted by CurtC How about antineutron bombs? would those absorb large amounts radiation?
	__________________ I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. -Albert Einstein

30th August 2006, 01:44 PM	#36
realitybites Graduate Poster Join Date: May 2006 Location: Harrisburg, PA Posts: 1,066	Let's not forget the Craftsman Super-Stealth Lightening-Quick Animatronic Demolition-Charge-Laying Team. (With optional self-destruct mechanisms to destroy evidence.) For all your NWO covert demolition needs.
	__________________ This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes. 102 Minutes: The Untold Story of the Fight to Survive Inside the Twin Towers. A Must Read.

30th August 2006, 07:41 PM	#38
mrfreeze Critical Thinker Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Outside of Detroit Posts: 425	Originally Posted by Bronze Dog They only needed The Laughing Man... And all his cybernetics. Isn't this damn conspiracy convoluted enough without throwing GITS into it?? Man I need to watch season 2 now....