9/11: the musical... - Page 3

Orphia Nay · 5th October 2006, 03:05 AM

Originally Posted by jhunter1163

OK.. the vocal for Merc's song is in Greyleonard's capable hands.. looking forward to hearing the results. Oh, wait.. I sang it, didn't I? Well, looking forward to the finished product anyway.

Yay!!! Can't wait to hear it!!!

Bell, good work, but I fear the CTists will adopt it as their own.

Redtail, that was hilarious. I wish I knew the original song.

RMackey - that was great! Another one for the JREF/ninja CT Parody album! Look out, Weird Al.

Gravy · 5th October 2006, 05:07 AM

Originally Posted by Redtail

(Oh I had to give this a shot, and since I was in Chicago last year...)

Damn, that's funny.

Abbyas · 5th October 2006, 08:57 AM

What a scream!

greyleonard · 5th October 2006, 10:06 AM

You can expect something by tomorrow's end.
Get your hopes up, jhunter1163 sounds pretty damn good.

jhunter1163 · 5th October 2006, 10:14 AM

Amazing what they can do with production these days. I really sound like Don Knotts.

LashL · 5th October 2006, 10:55 AM

Wow - what a terrific bunch of parodies!

The talent pool here is astounding.

Greyleonard, I can hardly wait to hear the finished product. Be sure to post it prominently when you have a link up.

jhunter1163 · 5th October 2006, 11:17 AM

Not 9/11 related, but still a CT.. coming soon, my parody of "Man on the Moon" by REM

If you believe, they put a man on the moon
You're just a fool...
It's plain to see, you know the flag shouldn't move
Don't be a stooge....

LashL · 5th October 2006, 08:39 PM

Bumping for visibility because I'm dying to hear the finished product....

LashL · 5th October 2006, 08:40 PM

Originally Posted by jhunter1163

Not 9/11 related, but still a CT.. coming soon, my parody of "Man on the Moon" by REM

If you believe, they put a man on the moon
You're just a fool...
It's plain to see, you know the flag shouldn't move
Don't be a stooge....

Sounds great so far, jhunter.

qarnos · 6th October 2006, 01:41 AM

To the tune of "Down Under" by Men at Work.

With apologies to Gravy - it just rhymed, OK?

New World Order

Hangin' round the Loose Change forums,
to escape my life of boredom.
I got a strange message; it made me nervous.
Seems I was asking too many questions.
And it said,

I come from the New World Order.
We planned the civillian slaughter.
Better heed, better heed this warnin',
or we'll come back to get you in the mornin'.

Arguing with a man in New York.
He was six foot four, looked like a big dork.
I said, "man, I think you're Gravy!"
He just smiled and then he said, "maybe."
Then he said,

I come from the New World Order.
We gave NORAD the stand-down order.
Better heed, better heed this warnin',
or we'll come back to get you in the mornin'.

Woke up from a trance the next night.
To a man in a suit and a very bright light.
I said to the man are you going to kill me?
Because I know of the conspiracy?
And he said,

I come from the New World Order.
We gave you your mental disorder.
Better heed, better heed this warnin',
or we'll come back to get you in the mornin'.

Livin' in the New World Order.
We poison the drinking water.
Better heed, better heed this warnin',
or we'll come back to get you in the mornin'.

ETA:

Does anyone think the "We planned the civillian slaughter" line is too insensitive? I might try and come up with something else for that... I don't like it.

Also, if anyone can sing like Colin Hay (I can't), PM me and we'll see if we can record this.

jhunter1163 · 6th October 2006, 03:32 AM

Originally Posted by qarnos

<snip>
Also, if anyone can sing like Colin Hay (I can't), PM me and we'll see if we can record this.

I'll try it, but I think Grey will be taxed to the max making me sound like Colin Hay..

greyleonard · 6th October 2006, 10:57 AM

Ok folks, jhunter1163 and I have decided to quit farting around. Rather than struggle synching music based on a midi file with vocals that were sung along with the mp3, I'm gonna send him my version of the music to sing along to.
In the meantime, here's a tiny unproduced part of the unfinished piece we're abandoning:
http://www.zinzang.com/music/Reviewi...ituation-a.mp3 (198 KB)

The gradual tempo changes are a challenge. Please forgive me, LashL.

Mercutio · 6th October 2006, 11:43 AM

What was that, 10 seconds? And I'm laughing my ass off!....

uruk · 6th October 2006, 11:47 AM

Hey, That wasn't bad at all.

I can't wait for the full version!

jhunter1163 · 6th October 2006, 01:46 PM

I hadn't heard the produced version till just now. That was beautiful work, Grey. This is going to be classic.

LashL · 6th October 2006, 02:16 PM

Originally Posted by greyleonard

Ok folks, jhunter1163 and I have decided to quit farting around. Rather than struggle synching music based on a midi file with vocals that were sung along with the mp3, I'm gonna send him my version of the music to sing along to.
In the meantime, here's a tiny unproduced part of the unfinished piece we're abandoning:
http://www.zinzang.com/music/Reviewi...ituation-a.mp3 (198 KB)

The gradual tempo changes are a challenge. Please forgive me, LashL.

TERRIFIC job, you two!

We want more.
We want more.
We want more.

I can hardly wait for the full version. That teaser has me grinning from ear to ear already!

P.S. No forgiveness necessary, my friend

EDIT TO ADD: Make that terrific job, you three (Mercutio for the lyrics, jhunter for the vocals and greyleonard for the mixing and technicals.

Orphia Nay · 6th October 2006, 09:24 PM

Yay! I thought I couldn't wait before, but now...

Woohoo! Well done, guys!

c4ts · 7th October 2006, 10:16 AM

New York, New York
A hell of a town,
The drones are up and the Pentagon's down.
The towers fall into a hole in the ground.
New York, New York
It's a hell of a town.

The places to hide the thermite are so many,
Or so the firemen say,
I swore to Satan I wouldn't leave not any,
Planted it all in just one day.
I blew up the whole town from Yonkers on
Down to the bay - in just one day.

New York, New York
Where I hid the gold bars
The victims didn't die and they're living on Mars
They helped me cancel your hydrogen cars.
New York, New York
Where I hid the gold bars

LashL · 7th October 2006, 09:53 PM

Bumpedy bumpedy kick ...

Orphia Nay · 8th October 2006, 03:05 AM

Hehehe, c4ts.

Do the bump.

TruthSeeker1234 · 8th October 2006, 02:37 PM

911 Was An Inside Job

Looking at the radar
A young officer gets scared
So he speaks up to his ultimiate commander

Sir, the plane is 50 miles out
The plane is 30 miles out
The plane is 10 miles out
Sir do the orders still stand?
Mr. Chain, Chain Cheney
Do the orders still stand?

(and dick said)

Hell Yes!
Have you heard anything to the contrary?
I'm one dick
With a joystick on your military
I will guide every plane where it needs to go
I guess you didn't get the memo

(9-1-1 was an inside job)
(9-1-1 was an inside job)

The south tower came down
The north tower came down
Then number 7 came down
What?
Isn't that strange? (Isn't that strange?)
Cause there was no plane (Cause there was no plane)
So its hard to explain (it's hard to explain)
Mr. Chain, chain Cheney (Mr. Chain, chain, Cheney)
Mr. Chain, chain Cheney (Mr. Chain, chain, Cheney)
Mr. Chain, chain Cheney (Mr. Chain, chain, Cheney)
Do the orders still stand?

(and dick said)

Hell Yes!
Have you heard anything to the contrary?
I got a big dick
And a joystick on your military
I will guide every plane where it needs to,
Where it needs to go, oh oh oh oh
Those twin towers were true free-falling
Did you here about Rudy Giuliani
Someone warned him that they were gonna blow
But I'll bet you didn't get the memo!

(9-1-1 was an inside job)
(9-1-1 was an inside job)
Guess you didn't get the memo
(9-1-1 was an inside job)
(9-1-1 was an inside job)
Guess you didn't get the memo
etc.

Bell · 8th October 2006, 02:55 PM

Wow, TS1234, that looks like you actually had to think about that. I could be wrong, offcourse.

Orphia Nay · 8th October 2006, 11:03 PM

I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
(A 9/11 Denier's Lament)

I have searched
All of Youtube
I have trawled
Over Google
Only to be confused
Only to be confused

I have quoted
Steven Jones
I have worshipped
Alex Jones
Alex Jones
Only to be confused

But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
But I still haven't found what I'm looking for

I can't find
Evidence
Though I've read
All of Rense
I just look dense
I do not make sense

I've denied
Bodies were found
Think thermite
Makes booming sounds
I want to believe it
Don't want to be wrong

But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
But I still haven't found what I'm looking for

Don't believe
In Iraqui War
But wish there'd be
So much more
To blame Bush for
Oh yes, I'll still blame him

You've proved me wrong, and you
Slammed Loose Change
All my heroes
Are deranged
So deranged
You know I believe (in) it

But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
But I still haven't found what I'm looking for

LashL · 8th October 2006, 11:15 PM

Nice work, orphia nay

brodski · 9th October 2006, 07:39 AM

To the "tune" of with God on our side by Bob Dylan, I present

"With TRUTH on our side".

Quote:

I’m expert in nothin'
and common sense-less
The theory I support
Is the Dumbest
It’s taught as pure Gospel
The government lied
And the movement I’m part of
has TRUTH on it’s side

Oh Alex Jones tells it
He tells it so well
They planted the charges
The towers they fell
They planted the charges
The Firemen who died
’cos you can blame victims
With TRUTH on your side

Oh the LIHOP V MIHOP
War had its day
And the plane huggers too
Were soon sent away
And the facts and the figures
I's made to fiction’lize
with slogans on t-shirts
And TRUTH on our side.

Oh the new World order
It planted therm-ate
But just how they did it
I never got straight
But I learned to accept it
Accept it with pride
For you don't mind no facts
When TRUTH’s on your side.

When the Second “Loose Change” film,
Came to an end
We forgave the errors
And then we were friends
Though they mocked all the victims
And on the video they lied
The Louder Than Words crew
Have TRUTH on their side.

I've learned to mock skeptics
All through my whole life
If another debate comes
It's them we must fight
To hate them and fear them
To run and to hide
And accept it all bravely
With TRUTH on our side.

We got accusations
Of Silverstine’s lies
And insinuations,
of Israeli ties
we say they’re behind it
Jews the world wide
But we’re Just asking questions
With TRUTH on our side.

In a many dark hour
I've been thinkin' about this
The arguments of skeptics
are hard to dismiss
But I can't think for you
You'll have to decide
Whether Gravy and Abby
Have truth on their side.

So now as I'm leavin'
I'm weary as Hell
The confusion I'm feelin'
Ain't no tongue can tell
The facts fill my head
And make me feel dense
If TRUTH’s on our side
We’d have evidence.

I think I like adapting early Dylan songs, because in the words of Tom Lehrer

Quote:

The tune doesn't have to be clever
And it don't matter if you put a couple extra syllables into a line
It sounds more ethnic if it ain't good English
And it don't even gotta rhyme - excuse me - rhyne

LashL · 9th October 2006, 08:15 PM

Very nicely done, brodski

Dog Town · 9th October 2006, 08:22 PM

Way to go Brod! Hell... I hear it , now. I could even sing it. F-n-A!
I think you could do that with "Forever Young" also.

TruthSeeker1234 · 9th October 2006, 08:34 PM

Love Tom Lehrer

Haven't heard folk song army since I was a kid. Be Prepared! Poisoning Pigeons in the Park. I hold your hand in mine. Classic stuff.

I think the Folk Song Army could indeed be in the 9/11 musical.

It'll be great. The CT's get songs, the OCT's get songs, Cheney gets some songs.

I need to write one for Bush called "My Pet Goat".

greyleonard · 9th October 2006, 10:48 PM

Originally Posted by brodski

To the "tune" of with God on our side by Bob Dylan...

Ok, that one's next. Those would also work with Dylan's Masters of War or Lennon's Working Class Hero.

LashL · 9th October 2006, 11:40 PM

Originally Posted by TruthSeeker1234

I need to write one for Bush called "My Pet Goat".

How fitting.

LashL · 9th October 2006, 11:42 PM

Originally Posted by greyleonard

Ok, that one's next. Those would also work with Dylan's Masters of War or Lennon's Working Class Hero.

Psst, greyleonard....

throw us a bone here... any timeline for the finished product?

If not, how about another 10 second blurb in the interim?

hee hee

greyleonard · 10th October 2006, 12:21 AM

Originally Posted by LashL

Psst, greyleonard....

throw us a bone here... any timeline for the finished product?

Last night I sent a rough version of the music to jhunter1163 to lay down the vocals to. When I receive the vocals, it'll probably take a day or so to finish it up. It's going to be based on a more complicated and accurate midi file than the one Mercutio posted initially(not just piano). Within the week maybe? A couple days later, I'll post the whitelabel dance remix.

LashL · 10th October 2006, 12:26 AM

Originally Posted by greyleonard

Last night I sent a rough version of the music to jhunter1163 to lay down the vocals to. When I receive the vocals, it'll probably take a day or so to finish it up. It's going to be based on a more complicated and accurate midi file than the one Mercutio posted initially(not just piano). Within the week maybe? A couple days later, I'll post the whitelabel dance remix.

Wonderful! Thanks for the update. I can hardly wait!

Hellbound · 10th October 2006, 07:08 AM

A start, to the tune of Don McLean's "American Pie":

Quote:

A long, long time ago
I really can’t remember but I know that the guv’ment lied.
And I knew if I had a chance
I could wear my big boy pants
And maybe be the hero for a while.
That September made me gibber
I got together with other fibbers
Bad news on our doorstep
So we took it just one more step.
I can’t remember high school math
But I know the airplanes didn’t crash
Some would call me touched inside
But I know…the guv’ment…lied….

So bye, bye New World Order lies,
Did my viewing on my YouTube and saw with my own eyes
Your evil boys can’t shut me up if they try
‘Cause I know that the guv’ment lied
‘Cause I know that the guv’ment lied

Did you write the NIST report
Do you have faith in guv’ment sorts
If the lackeys tell you so

Do you believe in Alex Jones
Can you feel truth inside your bones
Can you teach me how to film my own show

I know that you’re in bed with them
Cause you don’t believe in Dylan’s film
You debunked all my views
Man I loved spreading my news, oh

I was a lonely teenage, pimpled schmuck
But I got my name out from this muck
But now it seems I’m outta luck
Although, the guv’ment lied

So I’m singing

Bye, bye New World Order lies,
Did my viewing on my YouTube and saw with my own eyes
Your evil boys can’t shut me up if they try
‘Cause I know that the guv’ment lied
‘Cause I know that the guv’ment lied

jhunter1163 · 12th October 2006, 12:22 PM

Take 2 of the vocals will be going to Grey today.

Bell · 12th October 2006, 02:17 PM

Originally Posted by TruthSeeker1234

Love Tom Lehrer

Haven't heard folk song army since I was a kid. Be Prepared! Poisoning Pigeons in the Park. I hold your hand in mine. Classic stuff.

I think the Folk Song Army could indeed be in the 9/11 musical.

It'll be great. The CT's get songs, the OCT's get songs, Cheney gets some songs.

I need to write one for Bush called "My Pet Goat".

And one for 'TruthSeeker'1234 called "My petty brain"

qarnos · 12th October 2006, 02:25 PM

Originally Posted by Huntsman

A start, to the tune of Don McLean's "American Pie":

Nice one, Huntsman!

What's a collection of parodies without an "American Pie"?

Dog Town · 12th October 2006, 02:29 PM

Originally Posted by Huntsman

A start, to the tune of Don McLean's "American Pie":

My new fave. As a kid that was the first song I knew all the words to.

G-K-4 · 12th October 2006, 02:31 PM

I know you are writing new material, but let us not forget Cartman's song in "The Mystery of the Urinal Deuce". It's only 41 seconds long, but it is pretty funny.

LashL · 12th October 2006, 03:05 PM

Originally Posted by Huntsman

A start, to the tune of Don McLean's "American Pie":

Excellent job, Huntsman! Now all you have to do is get it to 8.5 minutes in length...

5th October 2006, 03:05 AM	#81
Orphia Nay Penguilicious Spodmaster. Tagger Join Date: May 2005 Location: Ponylandistan Presidential Palace (above the Spods' stables). Posts: 28,405	Originally Posted by jhunter1163 OK.. the vocal for Merc's song is in Greyleonard's capable hands.. looking forward to hearing the results. Oh, wait.. I sang it, didn't I? Well, looking forward to the finished product anyway. Yay!!! Can't wait to hear it!!! Bell, good work, but I fear the CTists will adopt it as their own. Redtail, that was hilarious. I wish I knew the original song. RMackey - that was great! Another one for the JREF/ninja CT Parody album! Look out, Weird Al.
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5th October 2006, 05:07 AM	#82
Gravy Downsitting Citizen Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the argyle Posts: 17,136	Originally Posted by Redtail (Oh I had to give this a shot, and since I was in Chicago last year...) Damn, that's funny.
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5th October 2006, 08:57 AM	#83
Abbyas Muse Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: New York City Posts: 686	What a scream!
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5th October 2006, 08:39 PM	#88
LashL Goddess of Legaltainment™ Administrator Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 26,239	Bumping for visibility because I'm dying to hear the finished product....
	Last edited by LashL; 5th October 2006 at 08:41 PM. Reason: to change "see" to "hear"

6th October 2006, 01:41 AM	#90
qarnos Cold-hearted skeptic Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Melbourne, Austrylia Posts: 1,985	To the tune of "Down Under" by Men at Work. With apologies to Gravy - it just rhymed, OK? New World Order Hangin' round the Loose Change forums, to escape my life of boredom. I got a strange message; it made me nervous. Seems I was asking too many questions. And it said, I come from the New World Order. We planned the civillian slaughter. Better heed, better heed this warnin', or we'll come back to get you in the mornin'. Arguing with a man in New York. He was six foot four, looked like a big dork. I said, "man, I think you're Gravy!" He just smiled and then he said, "maybe." Then he said, I come from the New World Order. We gave NORAD the stand-down order. Better heed, better heed this warnin', or we'll come back to get you in the mornin'. Woke up from a trance the next night. To a man in a suit and a very bright light. I said to the man are you going to kill me? Because I know of the conspiracy? And he said, I come from the New World Order. We gave you your mental disorder. Better heed, better heed this warnin', or we'll come back to get you in the mornin'. Livin' in the New World Order. We poison the drinking water. Better heed, better heed this warnin', or we'll come back to get you in the mornin'. ETA: Does anyone think the "We planned the civillian slaughter" line is too insensitive? I might try and come up with something else for that... I don't like it. Also, if anyone can sing like Colin Hay (I can't), PM me and we'll see if we can record this.
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5th October 2006, 10:06 AM	#84
greyleonard Thinker Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: rural Virginia Posts: 222	You can expect something by tomorrow's end. Get your hopes up, jhunter1163 sounds pretty damn good.

5th October 2006, 10:14 AM	#85
jhunter1163 Beer-Swilling Semiliterate Moderator Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Room 118, Bohemian Grove Marriott Posts: 15,578	Amazing what they can do with production these days. I really sound like Don Knotts.

5th October 2006, 10:55 AM	#86
LashL Goddess of Legaltainment™ Administrator Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 26,239	Wow - what a terrific bunch of parodies! The talent pool here is astounding. Greyleonard, I can hardly wait to hear the finished product. Be sure to post it prominently when you have a link up.

5th October 2006, 11:17 AM	#87
jhunter1163 Beer-Swilling Semiliterate Moderator Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Room 118, Bohemian Grove Marriott Posts: 15,578	Not 9/11 related, but still a CT.. coming soon, my parody of "Man on the Moon" by REM If you believe, they put a man on the moon You're just a fool... It's plain to see, you know the flag shouldn't move Don't be a stooge....

5th October 2006, 08:40 PM	#89
LashL Goddess of Legaltainment™ Administrator Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 26,239	Originally Posted by jhunter1163 Not 9/11 related, but still a CT.. coming soon, my parody of "Man on the Moon" by REM If you believe, they put a man on the moon You're just a fool... It's plain to see, you know the flag shouldn't move Don't be a stooge.... Sounds great so far, jhunter.

6th October 2006, 03:32 AM	#91
jhunter1163 Beer-Swilling Semiliterate Moderator Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Room 118, Bohemian Grove Marriott Posts: 15,578	Originally Posted by qarnos <snip> Also, if anyone can sing like Colin Hay (I can't), PM me and we'll see if we can record this. I'll try it, but I think Grey will be taxed to the max making me sound like Colin Hay..

6th October 2006, 10:57 AM	#92
greyleonard Thinker Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: rural Virginia Posts: 222	Ok folks, jhunter1163 and I have decided to quit farting around. Rather than struggle synching music based on a midi file with vocals that were sung along with the mp3, I'm gonna send him my version of the music to sing along to. In the meantime, here's a tiny unproduced part of the unfinished piece we're abandoning: http://www.zinzang.com/music/Reviewi...ituation-a.mp3 (198 KB) The gradual tempo changes are a challenge. Please forgive me, LashL.

6th October 2006, 11:43 AM	#93
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6th October 2006, 11:47 AM	#94
uruk Philosopher Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: In the land of the Shatner stealing Mexico touchers Posts: 5,313	Hey, That wasn't bad at all. I can't wait for the full version!
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6th October 2006, 01:46 PM	#95
jhunter1163 Beer-Swilling Semiliterate Moderator Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Room 118, Bohemian Grove Marriott Posts: 15,578	I hadn't heard the produced version till just now. That was beautiful work, Grey. This is going to be classic.

6th October 2006, 02:16 PM	#96
LashL Goddess of Legaltainment™ Administrator Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 26,239	Originally Posted by greyleonard Ok folks, jhunter1163 and I have decided to quit farting around. Rather than struggle synching music based on a midi file with vocals that were sung along with the mp3, I'm gonna send him my version of the music to sing along to. In the meantime, here's a tiny unproduced part of the unfinished piece we're abandoning: http://www.zinzang.com/music/Reviewi...ituation-a.mp3 (198 KB) The gradual tempo changes are a challenge. Please forgive me, LashL. TERRIFIC job, you two! We want more. We want more. We want more. I can hardly wait for the full version. That teaser has me grinning from ear to ear already! P.S. No forgiveness necessary, my friend EDIT TO ADD: Make that terrific job, you three (Mercutio for the lyrics, jhunter for the vocals and greyleonard for the mixing and technicals.
	Last edited by LashL; 6th October 2006 at 02:18 PM.

6th October 2006, 09:24 PM	#97
Orphia Nay Penguilicious Spodmaster. Tagger Join Date: May 2005 Location: Ponylandistan Presidential Palace (above the Spods' stables). Posts: 28,405	Yay! I thought I couldn't wait before, but now... Woohoo! Well done, guys!
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7th October 2006, 10:16 AM	#98
c4ts Philosopher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Your base Posts: 8,427	New York, New York A hell of a town, The drones are up and the Pentagon's down. The towers fall into a hole in the ground. New York, New York It's a hell of a town. The places to hide the thermite are so many, Or so the firemen say, I swore to Satan I wouldn't leave not any, Planted it all in just one day. I blew up the whole town from Yonkers on Down to the bay - in just one day. New York, New York Where I hid the gold bars The victims didn't die and they're living on Mars They helped me cancel your hydrogen cars. New York, New York Where I hid the gold bars
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7th October 2006, 09:53 PM	#99
LashL Goddess of Legaltainment™ Administrator Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 26,239	Bumpedy bumpedy kick ...

8th October 2006, 03:05 AM	#100
Orphia Nay Penguilicious Spodmaster. Tagger Join Date: May 2005 Location: Ponylandistan Presidential Palace (above the Spods' stables). Posts: 28,405	Hehehe, c4ts. Do the bump.
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8th October 2006, 02:37 PM	#101
TruthSeeker1234 Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,756	911 Was An Inside Job Looking at the radar A young officer gets scared So he speaks up to his ultimiate commander Sir, the plane is 50 miles out The plane is 30 miles out The plane is 10 miles out Sir do the orders still stand? Mr. Chain, Chain Cheney Do the orders still stand? (and dick said) Hell Yes! Have you heard anything to the contrary? I'm one dick With a joystick on your military I will guide every plane where it needs to go I guess you didn't get the memo (9-1-1 was an inside job) (9-1-1 was an inside job) The south tower came down The north tower came down Then number 7 came down What? Isn't that strange? (Isn't that strange?) Cause there was no plane (Cause there was no plane) So its hard to explain (it's hard to explain) Mr. Chain, chain Cheney (Mr. Chain, chain, Cheney) Mr. Chain, chain Cheney (Mr. Chain, chain, Cheney) Mr. Chain, chain Cheney (Mr. Chain, chain, Cheney) Do the orders still stand? (and dick said) Hell Yes! Have you heard anything to the contrary? I got a big dick And a joystick on your military I will guide every plane where it needs to, Where it needs to go, oh oh oh oh Those twin towers were true free-falling Did you here about Rudy Giuliani Someone warned him that they were gonna blow But I'll bet you didn't get the memo! (9-1-1 was an inside job) (9-1-1 was an inside job) Guess you didn't get the memo (9-1-1 was an inside job) (9-1-1 was an inside job) Guess you didn't get the memo etc.
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8th October 2006, 02:55 PM	#102
Bell beautiful freak Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 20,486	Wow, TS1234, that looks like you actually had to think about that. I could be wrong, offcourse.
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8th October 2006, 11:03 PM	#103
Orphia Nay Penguilicious Spodmaster. Tagger Join Date: May 2005 Location: Ponylandistan Presidential Palace (above the Spods' stables). Posts: 28,405	I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For (A 9/11 Denier's Lament) I have searched All of Youtube I have trawled Over Google Only to be confused Only to be confused I have quoted Steven Jones I have worshipped Alex Jones Alex Jones Only to be confused But I still haven't found what I'm looking for But I still haven't found what I'm looking for I can't find Evidence Though I've read All of Rense I just look dense I do not make sense I've denied Bodies were found Think thermite Makes booming sounds I want to believe it Don't want to be wrong But I still haven't found what I'm looking for But I still haven't found what I'm looking for Don't believe In Iraqui War But wish there'd be So much more To blame Bush for Oh yes, I'll still blame him You've proved me wrong, and you Slammed Loose Change All my heroes Are deranged So deranged You know I believe (in) it But I still haven't found what I'm looking for But I still haven't found what I'm looking for But I still haven't found what I'm looking for But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
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8th October 2006, 11:15 PM	#104
LashL Goddess of Legaltainment™ Administrator Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 26,239	Nice work, orphia nay

9th October 2006, 07:39 AM	#105
brodski Tea-Time toad Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 15,086	To the "tune" of with God on our side by Bob Dylan, I present "With TRUTH on our side". Quote: I’m expert in nothin' and common sense-less The theory I support Is the Dumbest It’s taught as pure Gospel The government lied And the movement I’m part of has TRUTH on it’s side Oh Alex Jones tells it He tells it so well They planted the charges The towers they fell They planted the charges The Firemen who died ’cos you can blame victims With TRUTH on your side Oh the LIHOP V MIHOP War had its day And the plane huggers too Were soon sent away And the facts and the figures I's made to fiction’lize with slogans on t-shirts And TRUTH on our side. Oh the new World order It planted therm-ate But just how they did it I never got straight But I learned to accept it Accept it with pride For you don't mind no facts When TRUTH’s on your side. When the Second “Loose Change” film, Came to an end We forgave the errors And then we were friends Though they mocked all the victims And on the video they lied The Louder Than Words crew Have TRUTH on their side. I've learned to mock skeptics All through my whole life If another debate comes It's them we must fight To hate them and fear them To run and to hide And accept it all bravely With TRUTH on our side. We got accusations Of Silverstine’s lies And insinuations, of Israeli ties we say they’re behind it Jews the world wide But we’re Just asking questions With TRUTH on our side. In a many dark hour I've been thinkin' about this The arguments of skeptics are hard to dismiss But I can't think for you You'll have to decide Whether Gravy and Abby Have truth on their side. So now as I'm leavin' I'm weary as Hell The confusion I'm feelin' Ain't no tongue can tell The facts fill my head And make me feel dense If TRUTH’s on our side We’d have evidence. I think I like adapting early Dylan songs, because in the words of Tom Lehrer Quote: The tune doesn't have to be clever And it don't matter if you put a couple extra syllables into a line It sounds more ethnic if it ain't good English And it don't even gotta rhyme - excuse me - rhyne
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9th October 2006, 08:15 PM	#106
LashL Goddess of Legaltainment™ Administrator Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 26,239	Very nicely done, brodski

9th October 2006, 08:22 PM	#107
Dog Town Space for Rent Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Sunny blue sky, cold water. Posts: 4,464	Way to go Brod! Hell... I hear it , now. I could even sing it. F-n-A! I think you could do that with "Forever Young" also.
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9th October 2006, 08:34 PM	#108
TruthSeeker1234 Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,756	Love Tom Lehrer Haven't heard folk song army since I was a kid. Be Prepared! Poisoning Pigeons in the Park. I hold your hand in mine. Classic stuff. I think the Folk Song Army could indeed be in the 9/11 musical. It'll be great. The CT's get songs, the OCT's get songs, Cheney gets some songs. I need to write one for Bush called "My Pet Goat".
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9th October 2006, 10:48 PM	#109
greyleonard Thinker Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: rural Virginia Posts: 222	Originally Posted by brodski To the "tune" of with God on our side by Bob Dylan... Ok, that one's next. Those would also work with Dylan's Masters of War or Lennon's Working Class Hero.

9th October 2006, 11:40 PM	#110
LashL Goddess of Legaltainment™ Administrator Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 26,239	Originally Posted by TruthSeeker1234 I need to write one for Bush called "My Pet Goat". How fitting.

9th October 2006, 11:42 PM	#111
LashL Goddess of Legaltainment™ Administrator Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 26,239	Originally Posted by greyleonard Ok, that one's next. Those would also work with Dylan's Masters of War or Lennon's Working Class Hero. Psst, greyleonard.... throw us a bone here... any timeline for the finished product? If not, how about another 10 second blurb in the interim? hee hee

10th October 2006, 12:21 AM	#112
greyleonard Thinker Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: rural Virginia Posts: 222	Originally Posted by LashL Psst, greyleonard.... throw us a bone here... any timeline for the finished product? Last night I sent a rough version of the music to jhunter1163 to lay down the vocals to. When I receive the vocals, it'll probably take a day or so to finish it up. It's going to be based on a more complicated and accurate midi file than the one Mercutio posted initially(not just piano). Within the week maybe? A couple days later, I'll post the whitelabel dance remix.

10th October 2006, 12:26 AM	#113
LashL Goddess of Legaltainment™ Administrator Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 26,239	Originally Posted by greyleonard Last night I sent a rough version of the music to jhunter1163 to lay down the vocals to. When I receive the vocals, it'll probably take a day or so to finish it up. It's going to be based on a more complicated and accurate midi file than the one Mercutio posted initially(not just piano). Within the week maybe? A couple days later, I'll post the whitelabel dance remix. Wonderful! Thanks for the update. I can hardly wait!

10th October 2006, 07:08 AM	#114
Hellbound Abiogenic Spongiform Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In a handbasket Posts: 8,930	A start, to the tune of Don McLean's "American Pie": Quote: A long, long time ago I really can’t remember but I know that the guv’ment lied. And I knew if I had a chance I could wear my big boy pants And maybe be the hero for a while. That September made me gibber I got together with other fibbers Bad news on our doorstep So we took it just one more step. I can’t remember high school math But I know the airplanes didn’t crash Some would call me touched inside But I know…the guv’ment…lied…. So bye, bye New World Order lies, Did my viewing on my YouTube and saw with my own eyes Your evil boys can’t shut me up if they try ‘Cause I know that the guv’ment lied ‘Cause I know that the guv’ment lied Did you write the NIST report Do you have faith in guv’ment sorts If the lackeys tell you so Do you believe in Alex Jones Can you feel truth inside your bones Can you teach me how to film my own show I know that you’re in bed with them Cause you don’t believe in Dylan’s film You debunked all my views Man I loved spreading my news, oh I was a lonely teenage, pimpled schmuck But I got my name out from this muck But now it seems I’m outta luck Although, the guv’ment lied So I’m singing Bye, bye New World Order lies, Did my viewing on my YouTube and saw with my own eyes Your evil boys can’t shut me up if they try ‘Cause I know that the guv’ment lied ‘Cause I know that the guv’ment lied

12th October 2006, 12:22 PM	#115
jhunter1163 Beer-Swilling Semiliterate Moderator Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Room 118, Bohemian Grove Marriott Posts: 15,578	Take 2 of the vocals will be going to Grey today.