the chemtrails conspiracy

Oliver · 3rd October 2006, 02:59 PM

Let´s relax and laugh a littlebit.

What type of brainwashing NWO chemicals do some Tinhats think of by looking at the sky above? (the chemtrail-paranoia)

http://s15.invisionfree.com/Loose_Ch...howtopic=15849

Is this the current most stupid theory of the month and i missed it?

Redtail · 3rd October 2006, 03:03 PM

Originally Posted by Oliver

Let´s relax and laugh a littlebit.

What type of brainwashing NWO chemicals do some Tinhats think of by looking at the sky above? (the chemtrail-paranoia)

Is this the current most stupid theory of the month and i missed it?

Sweet Enola GAY! How.... How do.....

JamesB · 3rd October 2006, 03:04 PM

Originally Posted by Oliver

Let´s relax and laugh a littlebit.

What type of brainwashing NWO chemicals do some Tinhats think of by looking at the sky above? (the chemtrail-paranoia)

http://s15.invisionfree.com/Loose_Ch...howtopic=15849

Is this the current most stupid theory of the month and i missed it?

ROTFLMAO

Quote:

Sending pics to local paper as well. Just tell us what they are please!

I am sure they will get their top reporter on the story! Where is Bob Woodward?

CurtC · 3rd October 2006, 03:10 PM

A few weeks ago at the LC Forum, I got suspended for trying to clear up their misconceptions about chemtrails. Seems Johnny Doughboy considered it "debating."

Redtail · 3rd October 2006, 03:13 PM

From the above link:

Quote:

We continually witness bizarre meteorological occurrences as powerful electromagnetic devices manipulate both the jet stream and individual storm fronts to create artificial weather and climatic conditions. Black operations projects embedded within these aerosol missions are documented to sicken and disorient select populations with biological test agents and psychotronic mind/mood control technologies.

For God’s sake, this is what we should be teaching our kids in schools, because these are the most profound threats to our survival. But about fluoride, depleted uranium, and chemtrails, we hear not a peep in the mainstream media or in our college curricula. Other than the American political psychosis now casting its dark shadow around the world, these are the most important topics everyone in the world should be discussing constantly.

I believe that it was Carlos Mencia who said: Dee dee Dee!

WildCat · 3rd October 2006, 03:14 PM

Originally Posted by Redtail

Sweet Enola GAY! How.... How do.....

That was my exact reaction when I first heard of the ~~contrail~~ chemtrail nutters. Complete disbelief that people could be so stupid as to believe in such things. UFO and Bigfoot hunters are infinitely more grounded in reality than the chemtrail crowd!

jsiv · 3rd October 2006, 03:14 PM

Why don't they get JohnDoe to rent an airplane and go up there to take some samples?

Has this ever been done?

joobz · 3rd October 2006, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Rishta, then explain to me why I never saw jet trails like these when I was a kid 40 years ago. Tell me why I never saw them like this at all until last year.

to answer this you could go with the rational:
maybe because there was more prop-planes or there was just less air traffic.

or you could go with the more fun answer:
You don't remember the chemtrails, because the chemtrails from last year wiped your memory of them. These chemtrails are now planting conspricy theories into your head to distract you from the real issue:
The league of reverse vampires and saucer people!

Redtail · 3rd October 2006, 03:23 PM

Originally Posted by joobz

to answer this you could go with the rational:
maybe because there was more prop-planes or there was just less air traffic.

or you could go with the more fun answer:
You don't remember the chemtrails, because the chemtrails from last year wiped your memory of them. These chemtrails are now planting conspricy theories into your head to distract you from the real issue:
The league of reverse vampires and saucer people!

Or an overdose of conspricy radiation has made him forget.

jsiv · 3rd October 2006, 03:24 PM

I almost never see any contrails or chemtrails around here. Plenty of planes, very few trails. I guess I live in the town the NWO forgot.

Oliver · 3rd October 2006, 03:31 PM

Originally Posted by jsiv

I almost never see any contrails or chemtrails around here. Plenty of planes, very few trails. I guess I live in the town the NWO forgot.

Well i gave it a try, looked out of the window and guess what i see right now? Some crazy chemtrail pilot wrote something in the air...hard to read...wu...wuua........wake up, schmuck!

WildCat · 3rd October 2006, 03:34 PM

Originally Posted by jsiv

Why don't they get JohnDoe to rent an airplane and go up there to take some samples?

Has this ever been done?

On another board I've suggested they do this. I get nothing but links to wackjob sites where they claim to have done this (but reading the sites shows it wasn't done) or silly excuses how they can't because the labs are all in on the conspiracy.

jsiv · 3rd October 2006, 03:37 PM

Originally Posted by WildCat

On another board I've suggested they do this. I get nothing but links to wackjob sites where they claim to have done this (but reading the sites shows it wasn't done) or silly excuses how they can't because the labs are all in on the conspiracy.

I remember reading several years ago that one of them had an air filter in their house analyzed and claimed the results were proof of chemtrails. I guess that's as close as they've gotten.

Really though, it probably wouldn't take much more than half an hour to get it done and solve the mystery once and for all! I guess talking about it on a message board is more important than actually doing it. Seems to be a recurring theme with these people.

T.A.M. · 3rd October 2006, 03:39 PM

1. I doubt any aircraft company is going to let JDX take anything up in the sky. I suspect he has been ordered not to, and hence the reason he is able to spend so much time and energy into the TWOOF.

2. Chemtrails are the silliest CT I have ever heard. Here is my beef. There is good evidence that the amount of EM radiation one recieves from spending time infront of the computer is more than anyone would get from highwires, etc..., yet the CTists go bonkers over "cancer" caused by living under powerlines. If you ask me, the computer geek CT nuts should get off their asses and protest the Monitor companies, or Bill Gates for creating such a machine that would consume most of our lives, and expose us to EMR for many hours of the day.

TAM

T.A.M. · 3rd October 2006, 03:40 PM

Originally Posted by jsiv

I remember reading several years ago that one of them had an air filter in their house analyzed and claimed the results were proof of chemtrails. I guess that's as close as they've gotten.

Really though, it probably wouldn't take much more than half an hour to get it done and solve the mystery once and for all! I guess talking about it on a message board is more important than actually doing it. Seems to be a recurring theme with these people.

ah yes, but you see there in lies the problem. If they were to perform such tests, their theories would be destroyed. That is exactly what the CTers wont do, but will complain that it isnt being done by others.

TAM

joobz · 3rd October 2006, 03:40 PM

Originally Posted by jsiv

I remember reading several years ago that one of them had an air filter in their house analyzed and claimed the results were proof of chemtrails. I guess that's as close as they've gotten.

Really though, it probably wouldn't take much more than half an hour to get it done and solve the mystery once and for all! I guess talking about it on a message board is more important than actually doing it. Seems to be a recurring theme with these people.

No, man, cause if you conduct those experiments. They'll know who you are...
You gotta stay off their radar, but keep your eyes open

Foster Zygote · 3rd October 2006, 05:17 PM

Originally Posted by jsiv

I remember reading several years ago that one of them had an air filter in their house analyzed and claimed the results were proof of chemtrails. I guess that's as close as they've gotten.

Really though, it probably wouldn't take much more than half an hour to get it done and solve the mystery once and for all! I guess talking about it on a message board is more important than actually doing it. Seems to be a recurring theme with these people.

Why do I think the analysis was conducted by someone with a collection of alien urine in mason jars on the shelves in his garage. Someone named Rusty Shackleford...

Steven

steve s · 3rd October 2006, 07:26 PM

Originally Posted by Oliver

Is this the current most stupid theory of the month and i missed it?

It never ceases to amaze me that these nuts can't figure out that long-lasting contrails almost always occur when there are also high altitude cirrus clouds (as his pics show). The same atmospheric conditions that cause the cirrus clouds also allow the contrails to linger for hours.
When there are no clouds in the sky, the contrails tend to be very short-lived. CTists apparantly can't add 2+2.

Just this evening about 90% of the sky was free of clouds, and the contrails from the jets in that area were very short. But off in the distance to the west there was a line of cirrus clouds, and the contrails in that area were very long. Just goes to show how the conditions can change in a fairly short distance.

Steve S.

Bell · 3rd October 2006, 07:35 PM

I first heard about this CT a couple of months ago, when a friend of mine, who is a pilot, told about it. I couldn't believe people being that stupid. Offcourse I was wrong.

btw, 2+2 = 100

steve s · 3rd October 2006, 07:35 PM

Originally Posted by joobz

maybe because there was more prop-planes or there was just less air traffic.

Even prop-planes can create contrails...
http://www.goodsky.homestead.com/files/B17trails.jpg

Steve S.

ktesibios · 3rd October 2006, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Rishta, then explain to me why I never saw jet trails like these when I was a kid 40 years ago. Tell me why I never saw them like this at all until last year.

I did see an instance of persistent, spreading contrails when I was a kid nearly forty years ago. To be exact, it was in the early fall of 1968, when I was starting sixth grade. The incident stuck in my memory because one of my classmates was a meteorology buff (when I visited the old home town a few years ago his homemade anemometer was still spinning proudly above his old house) and when I remarked on the way the trails had morphed into a skim of cirrus clouds he gave me quite an earful about how clouds form and dissipate.

I once related that memory, along with some evidence that persistent contrails have been observed since WWII, in a "chemtrails" thread on the Portland Indymedia site.

The response was that I was lying, since a persistent contrail is by definition a chemtrail and the eevil gummint hadn't been spraying them in the 1960s.

At least the Troofers haven't called Rishta, who also remembers seeing them way back, a liar.

Yet.

fuelair · 3rd October 2006, 08:51 PM

Let me be sure I am clear on this. They are outside, phtographing the "chemtrails". The mystery stuff in the "chemtrails" is dispersing. It affects memory, behavior, etc . So, what protective gear are they wearing - besides the aluminum hats and mommies underwear- that allows them to remember they took the photos and put them in for processing? I'm guessing the NWO needs stronger stuff in its' chemtrails fer sher.

Bell · 3rd October 2006, 08:55 PM

Originally Posted by fuelair

Let me be sure I am clear on this. They are outside, phtographing the "chemtrails". The mystery stuff in the "chemtrails" is dispersing. It affects memory, behavior, etc . So, what protective gear are they wearing - besides the aluminum hats and mommies underwear- that allows them to remember they took the photos and put them in for processing? I'm guessing the NWO needs stronger stuff in its' chemtrails fer sher.

Fuelair, without your permisson, I forwared your post to my local NWO officer at the synagogue. No doubt he will pass it on to his superiours. If all goes well, you'll get an invite from the NWO HRM in the next couple of days. Just mention my name.

Zygar · 3rd October 2006, 09:07 PM

I grew up less than a mile from an air force base and I remember staring at "ChemTrails" 20 years ago for hours at a time. Watching new ones form, and hang in the air until they dissipated. I never had any advers... Sorry, was I talking about something?

NobbyNobbs · 3rd October 2006, 09:18 PM

My father-in-law is a firm believer in chemtrails, although I don't recall if he ever fully explained what he thought their purpose was.

steve s · 3rd October 2006, 10:28 PM

They claim that these chemicals are supposed to make us docile and subserviant to the govt, but America is more polarized now than at any time since Vietnam. Apparantly the chemicals aren't working very well.

And is dispersing them into the upper atmosphere the best way of spreading them? Wouldn't it be better to use those trucks that spray for mosquitos?

Steve S.

Redtail · 3rd October 2006, 11:13 PM

Originally Posted by steve s

They claim that these chemicals are supposed to make us docile and subserviant to the govt, but America is more polarized now than at any time since Vietnam. Apparantly the chemicals aren't working very well.

And is dispersing them into the upper atmosphere the best way of spreading them? Wouldn't it be better to use those trucks that spray for mosquitos?

Steve S.

I guess they believe that only they are immune.

MortFurd · 3rd October 2006, 11:34 PM

Originally Posted by Bell

I first heard about this CT a couple of months ago, when a friend of mine, who is a pilot, told about it. I couldn't believe people being that stupid. Offcourse I was wrong.

btw, 2+2 = 100

No, man.
That's 585 feet+ 600 miles per hour=1185 feet. (ref. Killtown.)

GlennB · 3rd October 2006, 11:43 PM

Th UK 9/11 CT mob were speculating that the chemtrails were
a) a secret contraceptive spray to lower population levels
or
b) a fungal infection that damaged the immune system and also killed off horse-chestnut trees

http://www.nineeleven.co.uk/board/viewtopic.php?t=4557

qarnos · 4th October 2006, 12:27 AM

Those evil NWO guys were even doing this in WWII!!!

http://www.goodsky.homestead.com/files/gallery.html

note: some images are broken.

MRC_Hans · 4th October 2006, 01:26 AM

This chemtrail CT is rather old hat. I even wrote an article : http://www.hans-egebo.dk/skeptic/contrails.htm

(shameless spam)

The fun thing is, they (persistent contrails) have been around as long as we have had high-flying planes. In WW2, the skies over Europe could be full of them from the bomber streams (not much to the liking of bomber pilots, since it made it easier to see them). These days they are all over the world. So, according to CTs ALL governments, and all military forces are in on this and in agreement. That alone should tell you all.

I also looked a bit into the logistics of the thing. To spray just the USA on a weekly basis, you'd need a fleet comparable to a medium-sized airline, complete with ground personnel, suppliers of thousands of tons of whatever it is they are supposed to be spraying, etc, etc.

Hans

qarnos · 4th October 2006, 01:50 AM

Originally Posted by MRC_Hans

This chemtrail CT is rather old hat. I even wrote an article : http://www.hans-egebo.dk/skeptic/contrails.htm

(shameless spam)

The fun thing is, they (persistent contrails) have been around as long as we have had high-flying planes. In WW2, the skies over Europe could be full of them from the bomber streams (not much to the liking of bomber pilots, since it made it easier to see them).

"Like signposts in the sky for the enemy to spot us".

Quote:

These days they are all over the world. So, according to CTs ALL governments, and all military forces are in on this and in agreement. That alone should tell you all.

I also looked a bit into the logistics of the thing. To spray just the USA on a weekly basis, you'd need a fleet comparable to a medium-sized airline, complete with ground personnel, suppliers of thousands of tons of whatever it is they are supposed to be spraying, etc, etc.

Hans

Not to mention the volume of chemicals they must waste spraying them endlessly into the ocean on inter-continental flights. Idiots.

MRC_Hans · 4th October 2006, 01:56 AM

Yeah, I took a number of great pics of persistent contrails last summer. Over the baltic ocean.

Hans

Alareth · 4th October 2006, 02:11 AM

Chemtrails are just a distraction to keep people from thinking about flurodated water supplies

apathoid · 4th October 2006, 02:44 AM

OMFG !!11! You guys are all sheeple..JUST LOOK AT THESE PICTOORZ!

http://www.airliners.net/open.file/0239080/L/
http://www.airliners.net/open.file/0569626/L/
http://www.airliners.net/open.file/0332946/L/

Any idiot can see that these trails are not normal, this is science!
What more proof do you need?

[/ctmode]

Stellafane · 4th October 2006, 07:30 AM

The whole chemtrails thing makes me wonder if the USA is turning into a cargo cult -- you know, like those villagers on some island somewhere who worship airplanes because they think they're some kind of god or something. "Hey Jeb, wot's that long, fuzzy thang in thuh sky up thay-yuh?" "Doan' know, Mamma, but I'll tell yah this" (cocks shotgun ominously) "I shoah 'nuff doan like it!"

The human capacity to be willfully stupid knows no bounds.

TjW · 4th October 2006, 07:37 AM

Originally Posted by ktesibios

I did see an instance of persistent, spreading contrails when I was a kid nearly forty years ago. To be exact, it was in the early fall of 1968, when I was starting sixth grade. The incident stuck in my memory because one of my classmates was a meteorology buff (when I visited the old home town a few years ago his homemade anemometer was still spinning proudly above his old house) and when I remarked on the way the trails had morphed into a skim of cirrus clouds he gave me quite an earful about how clouds form and dissipate.

I once related that memory, along with some evidence that persistent contrails have been observed since WWII, in a "chemtrails" thread on the Portland Indymedia site.

The response was that I was lying, since a persistent contrail is by definition a chemtrail and the eevil gummint hadn't been spraying them in the 1960s.

At least the Troofers haven't called Rishta, who also remembers seeing them way back, a liar.

Yet.

It's always fun to point out the section in Antoine St-Exupery's "Flight To Arras", where he mentions the contrails expanding and covering the sky until the evening. Then you have to wonder how many other famous authors are in on it.

gfunkusarelius · 4th October 2006, 08:09 AM

so i guess teh NWO has special antidotes for whatever these chemtrails are emitting?

i never understand these sorts of theories (NWO using mind control to quell masses) considering the level of dissent of the people is not dropping. in other words, if they are doing this to control the world, they are doing a crappy job, as evidenced byt the people who are hip to it...do these troothers wear special masks to keep it from affecting them???

fuelair · 4th October 2006, 09:49 AM

Originally Posted by gfunkusarelius

so i guess teh NWO has special antidotes for whatever these chemtrails are emitting?

i never understand these sorts of theories (NWO using mind control to quell masses) considering the level of dissent of the people is not dropping. in other words, if they are doing this to control the world, they are doing a crappy job, as evidenced byt the people who are hip to it...do these troothers wear special masks to keep it from affecting them???

Nope - aluminum foil hats and their mommies' underwear!

Oliver · 4th October 2006, 09:52 AM

Originally Posted by fuelair

Nope - aluminum foil hats and their mommies' underwear!

Both on their heads - plus praying in the conspiracy-nut bible.

3rd October 2006, 02:59 PM	#1
Oliver ~The Rascal~ Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Cologne Posts: 17,369	the chemtrails conspiracy Let´s relax and laugh a littlebit. What type of brainwashing NWO chemicals do some Tinhats think of by looking at the sky above? (the chemtrail-paranoia) http://s15.invisionfree.com/Loose_Ch...howtopic=15849 Is this the current most stupid theory of the month and i missed it?

3rd October 2006, 03:03 PM	#2
Redtail Philosopher Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 9,303	Originally Posted by Oliver Let´s relax and laugh a littlebit. What type of brainwashing NWO chemicals do some Tinhats think of by looking at the sky above? (the chemtrail-paranoia) Is this the current most stupid theory of the month and i missed it? Sweet Enola GAY! How.... How do.....
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3rd October 2006, 03:04 PM	#3
JamesB Master Poster Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,136	Originally Posted by Oliver Let´s relax and laugh a littlebit. What type of brainwashing NWO chemicals do some Tinhats think of by looking at the sky above? (the chemtrail-paranoia) http://s15.invisionfree.com/Loose_Ch...howtopic=15849 Is this the current most stupid theory of the month and i missed it? ROTFLMAO Quote: Sending pics to local paper as well. Just tell us what they are please! I am sure they will get their top reporter on the story! Where is Bob Woodward?
JamesB Master Poster Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,136	__________________ I said lots of things in NPH that I would not say today and that I did not repeat in NPHR, where I specifically corrected at least some of the errors I had made in that earlier book, written 5 years ago. -David Ray Griffin-

3rd October 2006, 03:13 PM	#5
Redtail Philosopher Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 9,303	From the above link: Quote: We continually witness bizarre meteorological occurrences as powerful electromagnetic devices manipulate both the jet stream and individual storm fronts to create artificial weather and climatic conditions. Black operations projects embedded within these aerosol missions are documented to sicken and disorient select populations with biological test agents and psychotronic mind/mood control technologies. For God’s sake, this is what we should be teaching our kids in schools, because these are the most profound threats to our survival. But about fluoride, depleted uranium, and chemtrails, we hear not a peep in the mainstream media or in our college curricula. Other than the American political psychosis now casting its dark shadow around the world, these are the most important topics everyone in the world should be discussing constantly. I believe that it was Carlos Mencia who said: Dee dee Dee!
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3rd October 2006, 03:23 PM	#9
Redtail Philosopher Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 9,303	Originally Posted by joobz to answer this you could go with the rational: maybe because there was more prop-planes or there was just less air traffic. or you could go with the more fun answer: You don't remember the chemtrails, because the chemtrails from last year wiped your memory of them. These chemtrails are now planting conspricy theories into your head to distract you from the real issue: The league of reverse vampires and saucer people! Or an overdose of conspricy radiation has made him forget.
Redtail Philosopher Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 9,303

3rd October 2006, 03:10 PM	#4
CurtC Illuminator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 4,758	A few weeks ago at the LC Forum, I got suspended for trying to clear up their misconceptions about chemtrails. Seems Johnny Doughboy considered it "debating."

3rd October 2006, 03:14 PM	#6
WildCat NWO Master Conspirator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Albany Park, Chicago Posts: 48,978	Originally Posted by Redtail Sweet Enola GAY! How.... How do..... That was my exact reaction when I first heard of the ~~contrail~~ chemtrail nutters. Complete disbelief that people could be so stupid as to believe in such things. UFO and Bigfoot hunters are infinitely more grounded in reality than the chemtrail crowd!

3rd October 2006, 03:14 PM	#7
jsiv King of Svalbard Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Bortenfor alle blåner Posts: 4,492	Why don't they get JohnDoe to rent an airplane and go up there to take some samples? Has this ever been done?

3rd October 2006, 03:18 PM	#8
joobz Tergiversator Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: That's how you get ants Posts: 17,493	Quote: Rishta, then explain to me why I never saw jet trails like these when I was a kid 40 years ago. Tell me why I never saw them like this at all until last year. to answer this you could go with the rational: maybe because there was more prop-planes or there was just less air traffic. or you could go with the more fun answer: You don't remember the chemtrails, because the chemtrails from last year wiped your memory of them. These chemtrails are now planting conspricy theories into your head to distract you from the real issue: The league of reverse vampires and saucer people!

3rd October 2006, 03:24 PM	#10
jsiv King of Svalbard Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Bortenfor alle blåner Posts: 4,492	I almost never see any contrails or chemtrails around here. Plenty of planes, very few trails. I guess I live in the town the NWO forgot.

3rd October 2006, 03:31 PM	#11
Oliver ~The Rascal~ Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Cologne Posts: 17,369	Originally Posted by jsiv I almost never see any contrails or chemtrails around here. Plenty of planes, very few trails. I guess I live in the town the NWO forgot. Well i gave it a try, looked out of the window and guess what i see right now? Some crazy chemtrail pilot wrote something in the air...hard to read...wu...wuua........wake up, schmuck!

3rd October 2006, 03:34 PM	#12
WildCat NWO Master Conspirator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Albany Park, Chicago Posts: 48,978	Originally Posted by jsiv Why don't they get JohnDoe to rent an airplane and go up there to take some samples? Has this ever been done? On another board I've suggested they do this. I get nothing but links to wackjob sites where they claim to have done this (but reading the sites shows it wasn't done) or silly excuses how they can't because the labs are all in on the conspiracy.

3rd October 2006, 03:37 PM	#13
jsiv King of Svalbard Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Bortenfor alle blåner Posts: 4,492	Originally Posted by WildCat On another board I've suggested they do this. I get nothing but links to wackjob sites where they claim to have done this (but reading the sites shows it wasn't done) or silly excuses how they can't because the labs are all in on the conspiracy. I remember reading several years ago that one of them had an air filter in their house analyzed and claimed the results were proof of chemtrails. I guess that's as close as they've gotten. Really though, it probably wouldn't take much more than half an hour to get it done and solve the mystery once and for all! I guess talking about it on a message board is more important than actually doing it. Seems to be a recurring theme with these people.

3rd October 2006, 03:39 PM	#14
T.A.M. Keeper of the Kool-Vax Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Far East...of Canada Posts: 20,816	1. I doubt any aircraft company is going to let JDX take anything up in the sky. I suspect he has been ordered not to, and hence the reason he is able to spend so much time and energy into the TWOOF. 2. Chemtrails are the silliest CT I have ever heard. Here is my beef. There is good evidence that the amount of EM radiation one recieves from spending time infront of the computer is more than anyone would get from highwires, etc..., yet the CTists go bonkers over "cancer" caused by living under powerlines. If you ask me, the computer geek CT nuts should get off their asses and protest the Monitor companies, or Bill Gates for creating such a machine that would consume most of our lives, and expose us to EMR for many hours of the day. TAM

3rd October 2006, 03:40 PM	#15
T.A.M. Keeper of the Kool-Vax Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Far East...of Canada Posts: 20,816	Originally Posted by jsiv I remember reading several years ago that one of them had an air filter in their house analyzed and claimed the results were proof of chemtrails. I guess that's as close as they've gotten. Really though, it probably wouldn't take much more than half an hour to get it done and solve the mystery once and for all! I guess talking about it on a message board is more important than actually doing it. Seems to be a recurring theme with these people. ah yes, but you see there in lies the problem. If they were to perform such tests, their theories would be destroyed. That is exactly what the CTers wont do, but will complain that it isnt being done by others. TAM

3rd October 2006, 05:17 PM	#17
Foster Zygote Dental Floss Tycoon Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge Posts: 14,382	Originally Posted by jsiv I remember reading several years ago that one of them had an air filter in their house analyzed and claimed the results were proof of chemtrails. I guess that's as close as they've gotten. Really though, it probably wouldn't take much more than half an hour to get it done and solve the mystery once and for all! I guess talking about it on a message board is more important than actually doing it. Seems to be a recurring theme with these people. Why do I think the analysis was conducted by someone with a collection of alien urine in mason jars on the shelves in his garage. Someone named Rusty Shackleford... Steven
	__________________ It looks just like a Telefunken U47... You'll love it.

3rd October 2006, 07:26 PM	#18
steve s Illuminator Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,657	Originally Posted by Oliver Is this the current most stupid theory of the month and i missed it? It never ceases to amaze me that these nuts can't figure out that long-lasting contrails almost always occur when there are also high altitude cirrus clouds (as his pics show). The same atmospheric conditions that cause the cirrus clouds also allow the contrails to linger for hours. When there are no clouds in the sky, the contrails tend to be very short-lived. CTists apparantly can't add 2+2. Just this evening about 90% of the sky was free of clouds, and the contrails from the jets in that area were very short. But off in the distance to the west there was a line of cirrus clouds, and the contrails in that area were very long. Just goes to show how the conditions can change in a fairly short distance. Steve S.
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Bell beautiful freak Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 20,465	I first heard about this CT a couple of months ago, when a friend of mine, who is a pilot, told about it. I couldn't believe people being that stupid. Offcourse I was wrong. btw, 2+2 = 100
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3rd October 2006, 07:35 PM	#20
steve s Illuminator Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,657	Originally Posted by joobz maybe because there was more prop-planes or there was just less air traffic. Even prop-planes can create contrails... http://www.goodsky.homestead.com/files/B17trails.jpg Steve S.
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3rd October 2006, 08:27 PM	#21
ktesibios Worthless Aging Hippie Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,493	Quote: Rishta, then explain to me why I never saw jet trails like these when I was a kid 40 years ago. Tell me why I never saw them like this at all until last year. I did see an instance of persistent, spreading contrails when I was a kid nearly forty years ago. To be exact, it was in the early fall of 1968, when I was starting sixth grade. The incident stuck in my memory because one of my classmates was a meteorology buff (when I visited the old home town a few years ago his homemade anemometer was still spinning proudly above his old house) and when I remarked on the way the trails had morphed into a skim of cirrus clouds he gave me quite an earful about how clouds form and dissipate. I once related that memory, along with some evidence that persistent contrails have been observed since WWII, in a "chemtrails" thread on the Portland Indymedia site. The response was that I was lying, since a persistent contrail is by definition a chemtrail and the eevil gummint hadn't been spraying them in the 1960s. At least the Troofers haven't called Rishta, who also remembers seeing them way back, a liar. Yet.
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3rd October 2006, 08:51 PM	#22
fuelair Cythraul Enfys Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 28,881	Let me be sure I am clear on this. They are outside, phtographing the "chemtrails". The mystery stuff in the "chemtrails" is dispersing. It affects memory, behavior, etc . So, what protective gear are they wearing - besides the aluminum hats and mommies underwear- that allows them to remember they took the photos and put them in for processing? I'm guessing the NWO needs stronger stuff in its' chemtrails fer sher.
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3rd October 2006, 08:55 PM	#23
Bell beautiful freak Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 20,465	Originally Posted by fuelair Let me be sure I am clear on this. They are outside, phtographing the "chemtrails". The mystery stuff in the "chemtrails" is dispersing. It affects memory, behavior, etc . So, what protective gear are they wearing - besides the aluminum hats and mommies underwear- that allows them to remember they took the photos and put them in for processing? I'm guessing the NWO needs stronger stuff in its' chemtrails fer sher. Fuelair, without your permisson, I forwared your post to my local NWO officer at the synagogue. No doubt he will pass it on to his superiours. If all goes well, you'll get an invite from the NWO HRM in the next couple of days. Just mention my name.
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3rd October 2006, 09:07 PM	#24
Zygar Lex Luthor's Evil Twin Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Salt Lake City Posts: 2,609	I grew up less than a mile from an air force base and I remember staring at "ChemTrails" 20 years ago for hours at a time. Watching new ones form, and hang in the air until they dissipated. I never had any advers... Sorry, was I talking about something?

3rd October 2006, 09:18 PM	#25
NobbyNobbs Gazerbeam's Protege Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: The Mended Drum Posts: 5,630	My father-in-law is a firm believer in chemtrails, although I don't recall if he ever fully explained what he thought their purpose was.
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3rd October 2006, 10:28 PM	#26
steve s Illuminator Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,657	They claim that these chemicals are supposed to make us docile and subserviant to the govt, but America is more polarized now than at any time since Vietnam. Apparantly the chemicals aren't working very well. And is dispersing them into the upper atmosphere the best way of spreading them? Wouldn't it be better to use those trucks that spray for mosquitos? Steve S.
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3rd October 2006, 11:13 PM	#27
Redtail Philosopher Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 9,303	Originally Posted by steve s They claim that these chemicals are supposed to make us docile and subserviant to the govt, but America is more polarized now than at any time since Vietnam. Apparantly the chemicals aren't working very well. And is dispersing them into the upper atmosphere the best way of spreading them? Wouldn't it be better to use those trucks that spray for mosquitos? Steve S. I guess they believe that only they are immune.
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3rd October 2006, 11:34 PM	#28
MortFurd Graduate Poster Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: An American in Germany Posts: 1,975	Originally Posted by Bell I first heard about this CT a couple of months ago, when a friend of mine, who is a pilot, told about it. I couldn't believe people being that stupid. Offcourse I was wrong. btw, 2+2 = 100 No, man. That's 585 feet+ 600 miles per hour=1185 feet. (ref. Killtown.)

3rd October 2006, 11:43 PM	#29
GlennB Jellied eel and offal fancier Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Arcadia Posts: 8,922	Th UK 9/11 CT mob were speculating that the chemtrails were a) a secret contraceptive spray to lower population levels or b) a fungal infection that damaged the immune system and also killed off horse-chestnut trees http://www.nineeleven.co.uk/board/viewtopic.php?t=4557
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4th October 2006, 12:27 AM	#30
qarnos Cold-hearted skeptic Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Melbourne, Austrylia Posts: 1,985	Those evil NWO guys were even doing this in WWII!!! http://www.goodsky.homestead.com/files/gallery.html note: some images are broken.
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4th October 2006, 01:26 AM	#31
MRC_Hans Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Whithin earshot of the North Sea Posts: 16,600	This chemtrail CT is rather old hat. I even wrote an article : http://www.hans-egebo.dk/skeptic/contrails.htm (shameless spam) The fun thing is, they (persistent contrails) have been around as long as we have had high-flying planes. In WW2, the skies over Europe could be full of them from the bomber streams (not much to the liking of bomber pilots, since it made it easier to see them). These days they are all over the world. So, according to CTs ALL governments, and all military forces are in on this and in agreement. That alone should tell you all. I also looked a bit into the logistics of the thing. To spray just the USA on a weekly basis, you'd need a fleet comparable to a medium-sized airline, complete with ground personnel, suppliers of thousands of tons of whatever it is they are supposed to be spraying, etc, etc. Hans
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4th October 2006, 01:50 AM	#32
qarnos Cold-hearted skeptic Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Melbourne, Austrylia Posts: 1,985	Originally Posted by MRC_Hans This chemtrail CT is rather old hat. I even wrote an article : http://www.hans-egebo.dk/skeptic/contrails.htm (shameless spam) The fun thing is, they (persistent contrails) have been around as long as we have had high-flying planes. In WW2, the skies over Europe could be full of them from the bomber streams (not much to the liking of bomber pilots, since it made it easier to see them). "Like signposts in the sky for the enemy to spot us". Quote: These days they are all over the world. So, according to CTs ALL governments, and all military forces are in on this and in agreement. That alone should tell you all. I also looked a bit into the logistics of the thing. To spray just the USA on a weekly basis, you'd need a fleet comparable to a medium-sized airline, complete with ground personnel, suppliers of thousands of tons of whatever it is they are supposed to be spraying, etc, etc. Hans Not to mention the volume of chemicals they must waste spraying them endlessly into the ocean on inter-continental flights. Idiots.
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4th October 2006, 01:56 AM	#33
MRC_Hans Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Whithin earshot of the North Sea Posts: 16,600	Yeah, I took a number of great pics of persistent contrails last summer. Over the baltic ocean. Hans
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4th October 2006, 02:11 AM	#34
Alareth Expert Expertologist Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 6,671	Chemtrails are just a distraction to keep people from thinking about flurodated water supplies
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4th October 2006, 02:44 AM	#35
apathoid Government Loyalist Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The Virgo Supercluster Posts: 2,699	OMFG !!11! You guys are all sheeple..JUST LOOK AT THESE PICTOORZ! http://www.airliners.net/open.file/0239080/L/ http://www.airliners.net/open.file/0569626/L/ http://www.airliners.net/open.file/0332946/L/ Any idiot can see that these trails are not normal, this is science! What more proof do you need? [/ctmode]

4th October 2006, 07:30 AM	#36
Stellafane Village Idiot. Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Green Mountains Posts: 6,265	The whole chemtrails thing makes me wonder if the USA is turning into a cargo cult -- you know, like those villagers on some island somewhere who worship airplanes because they think they're some kind of god or something. "Hey Jeb, wot's that long, fuzzy thang in thuh sky up thay-yuh?" "Doan' know, Mamma, but I'll tell yah this" (cocks shotgun ominously) "I shoah 'nuff doan like it!" The human capacity to be willfully stupid knows no bounds.
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