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Old 27th October 2006, 08:34 AM   #1
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I was just told to "pull it"

background: i am a network operations center technician at an application service provider

scenario: an application server was running at 100% CPU utilization for several minutes, my coworkers and i agreed that we should "pull it" and i removed the server from the load balancing cluster

but now im wondering, was i supposed to do that, or should i have blown the server up for the insurance?


anyone else have experience "pulling" things?
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Old 27th October 2006, 08:35 AM   #2
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yes...and it ruined my eyesight.
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Old 27th October 2006, 08:36 AM   #3
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My dentist told me I had a bad cavity in one of my teeth, and he was going to have to pull it. At the time I thought, "cool, maybe that will help the pain", but now with all this talk about explosives, I'm beginning to get worried.
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Old 27th October 2006, 08:47 AM   #4
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Perhaps "pulling it" rather than pulling out would lead to fewer illegitimate children and certainly fewer alimony payments. It does make one hell of a mess though.
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Old 27th October 2006, 08:52 AM   #5
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I sometimes have to pull a building permit, perhaps I'm really supposed to blow them up? It would save a lot of time at City Hall...
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Old 27th October 2006, 08:54 AM   #6
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Originally Posted by WildCat View Post
I sometimes have to pull a building permit, perhaps I'm really supposed to blow them up? It would save a lot of time at City Hall...
That would save me a lot of time as well. Pull it, the answer to plan review.

Perhaps Larry did it after all, he was just trying to keep from having to obtain a demo permit.

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Old 27th October 2006, 09:02 AM   #7
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Old 27th October 2006, 09:47 AM   #8
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AHHem !! My mother told me not to do stuff like that.......
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Old 27th October 2006, 10:21 AM   #9
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Originally Posted by defaultdotxbe View Post
but now im wondering, was i supposed to do that, or should i have blown the server up for the insurance?
You think that's bad? I just had to reheat my lunch.

Someone told me to "nuke it." I wasn't sure if he meant, "Put it in the microwave for 4 minutes," or, "Plant a thermonuclear device inside the rice pilaf."
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Old 27th October 2006, 10:31 AM   #10
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Originally Posted by realitybites View Post
You think that's bad? I just had to reheat my lunch.

Someone told me to "nuke it." I wasn't sure if he meant, "Put it in the microwave for 4 minutes," or, "Plant a thermonuclear device inside the rice pilaf."
When I worked in a restaurant kitchen a long time ago, the manager gave me a plate of pasta and told me to "zap" it. I threw it in the trash, drawing his immediate wrath. I had never heard the term "zap" used to mean "heat up in the microwave".
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Old 27th October 2006, 10:39 AM   #11
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Someone just told me to "shove it". This has me completely mystified. Is this the opposite of "pull it"? If so, what is the opposite of demolishing something with explosives?

Help please! I feel like an idiot, standing here scratching my head over this!
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Old 27th October 2006, 11:07 AM   #12
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Originally Posted by chipmunk stew View Post
Someone just told me to "shove it". This has me completely mystified. Is this the opposite of "pull it"? If so, what is the opposite of demolishing something with explosives?

Help please! I feel like an idiot, standing here scratching my head over this!
They use explosives to create tunnels. Maybe that's shoving?
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Old 27th October 2006, 11:11 AM   #13
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Originally Posted by chipmunk stew View Post
Someone just told me to "shove it". This has me completely mystified. Is this the opposite of "pull it"? If so, what is the opposite of demolishing something with explosives?

Help please! I feel like an idiot, standing here scratching my head over this!
You use wood glue to rebuild something that had been demolished. Be careful to remember the wood glue though, it's the most important part.
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Old 27th October 2006, 11:12 AM   #14
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i always though a better slang term for explosive demolition would be "push it" as in "push the button" or "push the plunger" (old school)
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Old 27th October 2006, 11:13 AM   #15
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My uncle would say "Pull it," then make a rude noise when you did.
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Old 27th October 2006, 03:10 PM   #16
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In the film industry, we often "kill" lights. Now I have lightmares* about 18Kw HMIs running around on their tripods incinerating everyone in sight, like the machines in Spielberg's version of "War Of The Worlds".

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*that was a typo, shoulda been "nightmares". Decided to leave it since it fits rather nicely (n and l aren't even next to each other!)
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Old 27th October 2006, 06:16 PM   #17
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Originally Posted by twinstead View Post
My dentist told me I had a bad cavity in one of my teeth, and he was going to have to pull it. At the time I thought, "cool, maybe that will help the pain", but now with all this talk about explosives, I'm beginning to get worried.
There was a Three Stooges episode in which all efforts to remove a tooth, including the string tied to the doorknob, failed, so they resorted to dynamite.
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Old 27th October 2006, 06:50 PM   #18
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Originally Posted by Gravy View Post
There was a Three Stooges episode in which all efforts to remove a tooth, including the string tied to the doorknob, failed, so they resorted to dynamite.
Yea. That's what I'm afraid of...
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Old 27th October 2006, 06:58 PM   #19
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I'm pulling it right now.
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Old 27th October 2006, 07:02 PM   #20
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On several occasions, while advising clients on the content of advertisements that may or may not breach certain laws, I've had occasion to tell them that they should "pull it" rather than publish it. They client would, as a result, withdraw the advertisement.

On several occasions, while advising media clients on whether a particular story might cross the boundaries into libel territory, I've advised them to "pull" the story before the paper went to press. (They tended to use the word "kill" rather than "pull" in their responses, though, when they withdrew the story.)

Still, in none of these instances were any preplanted explosives utilized and in none of these instances was anyone ever killed.
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Old 27th October 2006, 07:04 PM   #21
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Originally Posted by Gravy View Post
There was a Three Stooges episode in which all efforts to remove a tooth, including the string tied to the doorknob, failed, so they resorted to dynamite.
Sounds like a case for Judy Wood ~ her expertise is dentistry, after all, isn't it?
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Old 27th October 2006, 07:08 PM   #22
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Originally Posted by LashL View Post
Still, in none of these instances were any preplanted explosives utilized and in none of these instances was anyone ever killed.

But they "killed" the story? Didn't they? Huh? I can't believe you can make such insensitive, unhuman claims! Newspaper stories are people too, man!

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Originally Posted by gumboot View Post
But they "killed" the story? Didn't they? Huh? I can't believe you can make such insensitive, unhuman claims! Newspaper stories are people too, man!

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Yeah, but you know those journalist types. They're pretty inhumane. Some might even argue that they should perhaps be "pulled" too ~ er, um, I mean...

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Old 27th October 2006, 07:23 PM   #24
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my daughter was trying to tell her sisters there was no Santa Claus

told her to go ahead if there is no Santa I can "pull it", her gifts that Santa brings!

The tree collapsed, the FBI would not let the NTSB do an accident investigation, Nixon resigned, Ford stumbled, and the sun came up

But everyone still believes in Santa, and her younger sister when to UC Santa Cruz dispite the a vampire outbreak…
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Old 27th October 2006, 07:37 PM   #25
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Originally Posted by LashL View Post
Still, in none of these instances were any preplanted explosives utilized and in none of these instances was anyone ever killed.
Yea, but that's what They want you to think
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Old 27th October 2006, 07:43 PM   #26
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There was a Three Stooges episode in which all efforts to remove a tooth, including the string tied to the doorknob, failed, so they resorted to dynamite.
Was it one of the Curly episodes? Maybe They killed him off to replace him conveniently with Joe so people would lose interest in the series and not get clued in to the fact that it was really Moe and Larry who did 9/11.
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Old 27th October 2006, 07:51 PM   #28
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Was it one of the Curly episodes? Maybe They killed him off to replace him conveniently with Joe so people would lose interest in the series and not get clued in to the fact that it was really Moe and Larry who did 9/11.
I knew it!
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Originally Posted by Polaris View Post
Was it one of the Curly episodes? Maybe They killed him off to replace him conveniently with Joe so people would lose interest in the series and not get clued in to the fact that it was really Moe and Larry who did 9/11.
and they are all joooos!!!!!
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