Join my Crew

Pirate_Lad · 23rd December 2006, 03:07 PM

Do you like fun? Do you like to drink? Then you need to join THE PIRATE CREW!

That's right, THE PIRATE CREW. Or, to be a bit more descriptive, "The group of people that are going to wander around the strip, drinking, laughing, and participating in all manner of skullduggery."

I don't know what night it's going to be, yet. Probably saturday night after the "forum party". Here is what you need to know, people: The bars never close in vegas. So we are going to be rockstars. What is this going to be? Fun. Spontenous. A little stupid.

Here is what it's not going to be:

Get-so-drunk-I-have-to-carry-you-time.

Be-creepy-and-scare-the-girls-time.

Forget-to-bathe-and-be-an-embarassment-time.

In summary, I'm assembling a group of smart men and women to wander around, imbibing heavily while still remaining within their limits, to laugh, to learn, and maybe, just maybe, to love. It's going to be very loose and casual. As little structure as possible. Because people, that's how a bar crawl works. In my experience, when you get more than about eight people in a group to go drink, you end up with a ***************. Suzie wants to drink at the fancy bar, Dan wants to drink at the biker bar, blah blah.

We will be spontenous, mobile and drunk. If you don't like to hear F-bombs and risque conversation, this is not the event for you. If you want to get obliterated and embarass yourself, this is not the event for you.

HOWEVER

If you are smart, clever, want to drink and flirt and hear/tell some epic stories, then post here. Some skeletal details, such as where to meet and when, will be announced as TAM gets closer.

Edit: Also, if I have never met you in person and you want to attend, then tell me about yourself so I know you aren't creepy. If your interests include hentai, fursuits or ebaums world, you are probably creepy and will not be given contact info.

Hutch · 23rd December 2006, 04:00 PM

Unnn, Pirate Lad, me hearty, I'd suggest you might want to read this thread and see if you can merge your activity into Merv's...

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=69721

Of course, there may be enough willing to do it twice, you never know...

Beady · 23rd December 2006, 04:17 PM

Originally Posted by Pirate_Lad

That's right, THE PIRATE CREW. Or, to be a bit more descriptive, "The group of people that are going to wander around the strip, drinking, laughing, and participating in all manner of skullduggery."

Humph!

Boo · 24th December 2006, 06:34 AM

I think I may just have to sign up for this. Knowing just what can happen when a Marine starts drinking it might be handy to have a Doc along.

Boo

Curnir · 24th December 2006, 06:44 AM

Happy Hogswatch y'all

Curnir · 24th December 2006, 07:04 AM

Oh no!
Now I started thinking about scrumptious lassies in Navy dress whites.

*Curnir sighs*

Pirate_Lad · 24th December 2006, 07:24 AM

Originally Posted by Boo

I think I may just have to sign up for this. Knowing just what can happen when a Marine starts drinking it might be handy to have a Doc along.

Boo

Excellent. We now have half a fireteam.

Badger · 24th December 2006, 09:42 AM

Originally Posted by Pirate_Lad

Excellent. We now have half a fireteam.

This is starting to sound like you may need a Canadian Peacekeeper along.

rustypouch · 24th December 2006, 11:42 AM

Originally Posted by Pirate_Lad

Here is what it's not going to be:

Be-creepy-and-scare-the-girls-time.

Well, that means I'm out.

Pirate_Lad · 24th December 2006, 12:05 PM

Originally Posted by Badger

This is starting to sound like you may need a Canadian Peacekeeper along.

Canadians walk point.

Welcome to THE CREW.

Pirate_Lad · 24th December 2006, 12:07 PM

Originally Posted by rustypouch

Well, that means I'm out.

Yeah, I mean, I didn't want to name names or anything, but good god, man. You collect restraining orders the way old ladies collect beanie babies.

Zygar · 24th December 2006, 03:08 PM

I'm always in when pirates are involved.

Antiquehunter · 26th December 2006, 12:41 AM

Y'arr.

Well - scheduling conflicts pending etc... I'm probably in.

Can this involve gaming (ie craps) as well as drinking, skullduggery and saying 'y'arr'?

Pirate_Lad · 26th December 2006, 10:55 AM

Originally Posted by Antiquehunter

Y'arr.

Well - scheduling conflicts pending etc... I'm probably in.

Can this involve gaming (ie craps) as well as drinking, skullduggery and saying 'y'arr'?

It probably can. I'm not much for gambling myself, but if there is signifigant interest in gaming, I'm fine with chilling and BSing with the ones that aren't. The plan is to not stay in one place too long, though.

The Central Scrutinizer · 26th December 2006, 12:35 PM

Will we be talking to girls? I would like to try that.

KingMerv00 · 26th December 2006, 12:44 PM

Pirate, are you in on the Thursday night pub crawl?

Boo · 26th December 2006, 01:45 PM

Originally Posted by The Central Scrutinizer

Will we be talking to girls? I would like to try that.

Are planning to just ignore me?

Boo

The Central Scrutinizer · 26th December 2006, 01:59 PM

Originally Posted by Boo

Are planning to just ignore me?

Boo

You're taken!

TJ · 26th December 2006, 02:02 PM

Scrut showing morals? What the hell is going on here?

The Central Scrutinizer · 26th December 2006, 02:06 PM

Originally Posted by TJ Stough

Scrut showing morals? What the hell is going on here?

It's not morals, but the fact that the boyfriend is there also!

TJ · 26th December 2006, 02:14 PM

Oh, well then that's just good sense.

Pirate_Lad · 26th December 2006, 07:47 PM

Originally Posted by KingMerv00

Pirate, are you in on the Thursday night pub crawl?

I plan to be in on that action, for sure.

Pirate_Lad · 26th December 2006, 07:53 PM

Originally Posted by The Central Scrutinizer

It's not morals, but the fact that the boyfriend is there also!

Wait, boyfriend? What the hell, boo? You play games with my heart and then bring some MAN to our desert tryst?

Boo · 27th December 2006, 05:20 AM

Originally Posted by Pirate_Lad

Wait, boyfriend? What the hell, boo? You play games with my heart and then bring some MAN to our desert tryst?

For those few sweet hours it will be just you and I. Wherever there is a Marine in action a Doc is never far away.

Besides, there has been full disclosure and the mission has been given the green light.

Boo

Curnir · 27th December 2006, 08:04 AM

Originally Posted by Boo

Are planning to just ignore me?

Boo

Boo...
You are not a girl... you are a Grrrl.

Overman · 27th December 2006, 08:11 AM

In the midwest everyone has some pirate in them.

If 'we' own something then this is 'ours'.

But not in the midwest.

If we own something in the midwest this is 'ares'.

ARE BE DAR!

exarch · 27th December 2006, 05:59 PM

Depending on how late the forum party runs, and how interesting the Sunday papers look, this might or might not work for me ...

Jas · 27th December 2006, 10:10 PM

Originally Posted by Hutch

Unnn, Pirate Lad, me hearty, I'd suggest you might want to read this thread and see if you can merge your activity into Merv's...

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=69721

We're only allowed one night of going drinking?

Geez.....

DiskoVilante · 30th December 2006, 07:30 PM

Hmm...I would join but I won't drink. I'll just use the opportunity to take advantage of people

Pirate_Lad · 30th December 2006, 08:41 PM

Originally Posted by DiskoVilante

Hmm...I would join but I won't drink. I'll just use the opportunity to take advantage of people

Why would you join an event that is all about drinking if you don't drink?

exarch · 30th December 2006, 09:45 PM

Originally Posted by Pirate_Lad

Why would you join an event that is all about drinking if you don't drink?

He can be the key-master.
Assuming we have a need for one sober individual to keep us from getting arrested or picking up a really ugly hooker or something.

Pirate_Lad · 30th December 2006, 10:14 PM

Originally Posted by exarch

He can be the key-master.
Assuming we have a need for one sober individual to keep us from getting arrested or picking up a really ugly hooker or something.

Now why on earth would you want to prevent either of those two things from happening?

exarch · 30th December 2006, 10:46 PM

Originally Posted by Pirate_Lad

Now why on earth would you want to prevent either of those two things from happening?

At least I'd want to spend my money on a pretty hooker. Even if I was too drunk to notice.
As for getting arrested, it might cut into my drinking time.

DiskoVilante · 30th December 2006, 11:47 PM

I was going to take advantage of people, remember? That was my reason for coming.
Which was a joke.
As was my desire to attend.
Sorry for the confusion. Communicating jokes over text is rather annoying.

mumchup · 2nd January 2007, 05:21 PM

I'll bring the list of pirate pick-up lines:

- Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
- They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.
- That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there
- Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ...
- I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!

Gulliamo · 2nd January 2007, 07:51 PM

What time does the forum party end? I have an 8AM Sunday flight so I'll need to be back to the hotel by 5:30ish.

Oh, wait, where do I find this application form so I may validate (or invalidate) my slightly-less-than-creepy status?

mumchup · 2nd January 2007, 08:01 PM

my flight leaves at 6:55AM on Sunday morning. I'm thinking maybe I should just stay up all night...

Gulliamo · 2nd January 2007, 08:01 PM

Slightly-less-than-creep application:

Vital stats:
-13 yrs. Army National Guard (probably not buying me any points with a Marine)
-Work on Wall St. (yea, that just screams "fun-pirate type")
-Originally from Iowa (not helping myself any here...)
-Love golf, weight lifting and skeptics (it just keeps getting worse)
-I'll bring Mrs. Gulliamo! (My one saving trait! She is generally fun and saves me from myself.)

AZAtheist · 2nd January 2007, 09:04 PM

A friend sent me this link http://cdbaby.com/cd/captaindan seems to be on topic.

Jas · 2nd January 2007, 10:30 PM

Originally Posted by mumchup

- I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!

I'd rather not go into numbers, if that's all right with you.

23rd December 2006, 03:07 PM	#1
Pirate_Lad Graduate Poster Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 1,262	Join my Crew Do you like fun? Do you like to drink? Then you need to join THE PIRATE CREW! That's right, THE PIRATE CREW. Or, to be a bit more descriptive, "The group of people that are going to wander around the strip, drinking, laughing, and participating in all manner of skullduggery." I don't know what night it's going to be, yet. Probably saturday night after the "forum party". Here is what you need to know, people: The bars never close in vegas. So we are going to be rockstars. What is this going to be? Fun. Spontenous. A little stupid. Here is what it's not going to be: Get-so-drunk-I-have-to-carry-you-time. Be-creepy-and-scare-the-girls-time. Forget-to-bathe-and-be-an-embarassment-time. In summary, I'm assembling a group of smart men and women to wander around, imbibing heavily while still remaining within their limits, to laugh, to learn, and maybe, just maybe, to love. It's going to be very loose and casual. As little structure as possible. Because people, that's how a bar crawl works. In my experience, when you get more than about eight people in a group to go drink, you end up with a ***************. Suzie wants to drink at the fancy bar, Dan wants to drink at the biker bar, blah blah. We will be spontenous, mobile and drunk. If you don't like to hear F-bombs and risque conversation, this is not the event for you. If you want to get obliterated and embarass yourself, this is not the event for you. HOWEVER If you are smart, clever, want to drink and flirt and hear/tell some epic stories, then post here. Some skeletal details, such as where to meet and when, will be announced as TAM gets closer. Edit: Also, if I have never met you in person and you want to attend, then tell me about yourself so I know you aren't creepy. If your interests include hentai, fursuits or ebaums world, you are probably creepy and will not be given contact info.
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23rd December 2006, 04:00 PM	#2
Hutch International Arms Merchant and rollercoaster junkie Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: About 7 Miles from the Saturn 5B Posts: 5,785	Unnn, Pirate Lad, me hearty, I'd suggest you might want to read this thread and see if you can merge your activity into Merv's... http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=69721 Of course, there may be enough willing to do it twice, you never know...
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23rd December 2006, 04:17 PM	#3
Beady Philosopher Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 44:57:19N, 73:16:18W Posts: 5,058	Originally Posted by Pirate_Lad That's right, THE PIRATE CREW. Or, to be a bit more descriptive, "The group of people that are going to wander around the strip, drinking, laughing, and participating in all manner of skullduggery." Humph!
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24th December 2006, 06:34 AM	#4
Boo ts Join Date: May 2003 Location: state of chaos Posts: 3,737	I think I may just have to sign up for this. Knowing just what can happen when a Marine starts drinking it might be handy to have a Doc along. Boo
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24th December 2006, 06:44 AM	#5
Curnir Ninja Wave: Master of disguise Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: The cold north. Posts: 1,615	Happy Hogswatch y'all
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24th December 2006, 07:04 AM	#6
Curnir Ninja Wave: Master of disguise Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: The cold north. Posts: 1,615	Oh no! Now I started thinking about scrumptious lassies in Navy dress whites. Curnir sighs
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24th December 2006, 07:24 AM	#7
Pirate_Lad Graduate Poster Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 1,262	Originally Posted by Boo I think I may just have to sign up for this. Knowing just what can happen when a Marine starts drinking it might be handy to have a Doc along. Boo Excellent. We now have half a fireteam.
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24th December 2006, 09:42 AM	#8
Badger Member of the Peanut Gallery Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: In the country Posts: 3,438	Originally Posted by Pirate_Lad Excellent. We now have half a fireteam. This is starting to sound like you may need a Canadian Peacekeeper along.
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24th December 2006, 11:42 AM	#9
rustypouch Illuminator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Belfort Posts: 3,062	Originally Posted by Pirate_Lad Here is what it's not going to be: Be-creepy-and-scare-the-girls-time. Well, that means I'm out.

24th December 2006, 12:05 PM	#10
Pirate_Lad Graduate Poster Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 1,262	Originally Posted by Badger This is starting to sound like you may need a Canadian Peacekeeper along. Canadians walk point. Welcome to THE CREW.
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24th December 2006, 12:07 PM	#11
Pirate_Lad Graduate Poster Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 1,262	Originally Posted by rustypouch Well, that means I'm out. Yeah, I mean, I didn't want to name names or anything, but good god, man. You collect restraining orders the way old ladies collect beanie babies.
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24th December 2006, 03:08 PM	#12
Zygar Lex Luthor's Evil Twin Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Salt Lake City Posts: 2,593	I'm always in when pirates are involved.

26th December 2006, 12:41 AM	#13
Antiquehunter Degenerate Gambler Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Usually, Vancouver BC; Currently Kabul, Afghanistan Posts: 2,528	Y'arr. Well - scheduling conflicts pending etc... I'm probably in. Can this involve gaming (ie craps) as well as drinking, skullduggery and saying 'y'arr'?

26th December 2006, 10:55 AM	#14
Pirate_Lad Graduate Poster Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 1,262	Originally Posted by Antiquehunter Y'arr. Well - scheduling conflicts pending etc... I'm probably in. Can this involve gaming (ie craps) as well as drinking, skullduggery and saying 'y'arr'? It probably can. I'm not much for gambling myself, but if there is signifigant interest in gaming, I'm fine with chilling and BSing with the ones that aren't. The plan is to not stay in one place too long, though.
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26th December 2006, 12:35 PM	#15
The Central Scrutinizer Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: The White Zone Posts: 25,289	Will we be talking to girls? I would like to try that.
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26th December 2006, 12:44 PM	#16
KingMerv00 Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Philadelphia, PA...USA Posts: 11,007	Pirate, are you in on the Thursday night pub crawl?
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26th December 2006, 01:45 PM	#17
Boo ts Join Date: May 2003 Location: state of chaos Posts: 3,737	Originally Posted by The Central Scrutinizer Will we be talking to girls? I would like to try that. Are planning to just ignore me? Boo
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26th December 2006, 01:59 PM	#18
The Central Scrutinizer Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: The White Zone Posts: 25,289	Originally Posted by Boo Are planning to just ignore me? Boo You're taken!
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26th December 2006, 02:02 PM	#19
TJ Amateur Rhythmatist Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Denver, Co Posts: 2,331	Scrut showing morals? What the hell is going on here?
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26th December 2006, 02:06 PM	#20
The Central Scrutinizer Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: The White Zone Posts: 25,289	Originally Posted by TJ Stough Scrut showing morals? What the hell is going on here? It's not morals, but the fact that the boyfriend is there also!
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26th December 2006, 02:14 PM	#21
TJ Amateur Rhythmatist Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Denver, Co Posts: 2,331	Oh, well then that's just good sense.
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26th December 2006, 07:47 PM	#22
Pirate_Lad Graduate Poster Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 1,262	Originally Posted by KingMerv00 Pirate, are you in on the Thursday night pub crawl? I plan to be in on that action, for sure.
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26th December 2006, 07:53 PM	#23
Pirate_Lad Graduate Poster Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 1,262	Originally Posted by The Central Scrutinizer It's not morals, but the fact that the boyfriend is there also! Wait, boyfriend? What the hell, boo? You play games with my heart and then bring some MAN to our desert tryst?
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27th December 2006, 05:20 AM	#24
Boo ts Join Date: May 2003 Location: state of chaos Posts: 3,737	Originally Posted by Pirate_Lad Wait, boyfriend? What the hell, boo? You play games with my heart and then bring some MAN to our desert tryst? For those few sweet hours it will be just you and I. Wherever there is a Marine in action a Doc is never far away. Besides, there has been full disclosure and the mission has been given the green light. Boo
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27th December 2006, 08:04 AM	#25
Curnir Ninja Wave: Master of disguise Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: The cold north. Posts: 1,615	Originally Posted by Boo Are planning to just ignore me? Boo Boo... You are not a girl... you are a Grrrl.
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27th December 2006, 08:11 AM	#26
Overman Master Poster Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Chicagoland Posts: 2,622	In the midwest everyone has some pirate in them. If 'we' own something then this is 'ours'. But not in the midwest. If we own something in the midwest this is 'ares'. ARE BE DAR!
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27th December 2006, 05:59 PM	#27
exarch Anti-homeopathy illuminati member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Beyond redemption Posts: 7,179	Depending on how late the forum party runs, and how interesting the Sunday papers look, this might or might not work for me ...
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27th December 2006, 10:10 PM	#28
Jas Queen Skankarella of Ho Nation Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 3,820	Originally Posted by Hutch Unnn, Pirate Lad, me hearty, I'd suggest you might want to read this thread and see if you can merge your activity into Merv's... http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=69721 We're only allowed one night of going drinking? Geez.....
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30th December 2006, 07:30 PM	#29
DiskoVilante Muse Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 774	Hmm...I would join but I won't drink. I'll just use the opportunity to take advantage of people

30th December 2006, 08:41 PM	#30
Pirate_Lad Graduate Poster Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 1,262	Originally Posted by DiskoVilante Hmm...I would join but I won't drink. I'll just use the opportunity to take advantage of people Why would you join an event that is all about drinking if you don't drink?
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30th December 2006, 09:45 PM	#31
exarch Anti-homeopathy illuminati member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Beyond redemption Posts: 7,179	Originally Posted by Pirate_Lad Why would you join an event that is all about drinking if you don't drink? He can be the key-master. Assuming we have a need for one sober individual to keep us from getting arrested or picking up a really ugly hooker or something.
	__________________ Naturalhealth: Helios are one of the largest homeopathic pharmacies in England. They have their reputation to consider, so it is just not worth their while doing anything that would destroy that. Rest assured, all their remedies are exactly what they say they are. There are also ways of testing the remedies too, so that you could distinguish them from just pure tap water. QAman: How can this be done? I presume you mean testing of the lower dilution remedies? Naturalhealth: No. This can be done for all remedies. __________________ Luciana is perhaps one of the sweetest people I've ever met. I will stand behind her till I drop dead. If you want to **** with her, you better understand you have to go through me first -- MoeFaux

30th December 2006, 10:14 PM	#32
Pirate_Lad Graduate Poster Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 1,262	Originally Posted by exarch He can be the key-master. Assuming we have a need for one sober individual to keep us from getting arrested or picking up a really ugly hooker or something. Now why on earth would you want to prevent either of those two things from happening?
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30th December 2006, 10:46 PM	#33
exarch Anti-homeopathy illuminati member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Beyond redemption Posts: 7,179	Originally Posted by Pirate_Lad Now why on earth would you want to prevent either of those two things from happening? At least I'd want to spend my money on a pretty hooker. Even if I was too drunk to notice. As for getting arrested, it might cut into my drinking time.
	__________________ Naturalhealth: Helios are one of the largest homeopathic pharmacies in England. They have their reputation to consider, so it is just not worth their while doing anything that would destroy that. Rest assured, all their remedies are exactly what they say they are. There are also ways of testing the remedies too, so that you could distinguish them from just pure tap water. QAman: How can this be done? I presume you mean testing of the lower dilution remedies? Naturalhealth: No. This can be done for all remedies. __________________ Luciana is perhaps one of the sweetest people I've ever met. I will stand behind her till I drop dead. If you want to **** with her, you better understand you have to go through me first -- MoeFaux

30th December 2006, 11:47 PM	#34
DiskoVilante Muse Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 774	I was going to take advantage of people, remember? That was my reason for coming. Which was a joke. As was my desire to attend. Sorry for the confusion. Communicating jokes over text is rather annoying.

2nd January 2007, 05:21 PM	#35
mumchup Graduate Poster Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Fort Dictyoptera Posts: 1,325	I'll bring the list of pirate pick-up lines: - Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free. - They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big. - That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there - Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... - I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!