Tofu! Tofu! Tofu!

Apathia · 8th January 2007, 05:27 PM

Here's another one of those "Fundies Say The Darndest Things" items:
Is tofu part of the "Gay Agenda?"
http://worldnetdaily.com/news/articl...TICLE_ID=53327

This Guy · 9th January 2007, 05:16 AM

Yes!

Tofu, and quiche!

Eat either every day for a month, and you'll feel your wrist get limp, and you'll start talking with a lisp!

Eat BOTH every day for a month, and you'll be shopping for dresses and girly things!

It's True!

CFLarsen · 9th January 2007, 05:24 AM

You feed tofu to pigs.

If you hate pigs, that is.

Tricky · 9th January 2007, 05:33 AM

That must explain why all Chinese men are gay. It's surprising China has such a population problem.

This Guy · 9th January 2007, 06:31 AM

Originally Posted by Tricky

That must explain why all Chinese men are gay. It's surprising China has such a population problem.

Well, they are Asexual you know!

And even the men get pregnant! (it's the Tofu!)

It's True!

Taffer · 9th January 2007, 07:42 AM

Originally Posted by CFLarsen

You feed tofu to pigs.

If you hate pigs, that is.

I like tofu. Does that make me a pig? And hate myself?

Now I'm confused...

Cello Man · 9th January 2007, 08:44 AM

Well played, Tricky.

By the way, it truly is a sick joke of the English language that the word "lisp" has an "S" in it. That must make for some awkward conversations.

"Pardon my thpeaking, I have a lithp."

(repressing laughter) "Sorry, you have a what?"

"A lithp, thtupid!"

CapelDodger · 9th January 2007, 03:05 PM

"Goy" will take on a new usage, I predict. That's if it is as prevalent in the near future as here predicted. All to be blamed on their mothers, of course

.

"My mother made me a homosexual!"
"If I gave her the wool, would she make me one too?"

That's a Welsh joke. Really. Those long winter nights simply fly by ...

ceo_esq · 9th January 2007, 03:24 PM

Originally Posted by Tricky

That must explain why all Chinese men are gay. It's surprising China has such a population problem.

Although, now that you mention it, one of its population problems is that there are, relatively speaking, too many males. Discouraging for heterosexuals (except women), but a favorable environment for gay men, I guess.

rachaella · 10th January 2007, 12:44 PM

I better not let my fiancee read this, he'll understand my underhanded scheme in trying to get him to become a vegetarian like myself - it doesn't have anything to do with my concerns about animal welfare afterall, it is really because I want to temper his voracious sexual appetite! Actually since I prepare most of his meals, you'd think he'd be quite gay already but he doesn't seem to be showing any signs of losing interest in me. Oh well.

Terry · 10th January 2007, 12:48 PM

I tasted... man... before I ever tasted tofu. FWIW.

This Guy · 11th January 2007, 10:41 AM

It seems there is more than Tofo and Quiche to worry about!

All I can cay is WOW!

(Link is to Break.com, enter at your own risk.)

ChristineR · 11th January 2007, 02:49 PM

Tricky obviously didn't read the article! The Chinese don't actually eat soy, it's all a myth.

Soy contains phytoestrogens which supposedly mimic estrogen enough to keep the body from making the real stuff, but which don't always effect the body as does real estrogen. So depending on what subsystem you look at, soy either raises or lowers effective estrogen levels. Generally, lower is better. Word is still out whether this is good, bad, or indifferent.

8th January 2007, 05:27 PM	#1
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9th January 2007, 06:31 AM	#5
This Guy Master Poster Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: On the corner of WALK and DON'T WALK Posts: 2,000	Originally Posted by Tricky That must explain why all Chinese men are gay. It's surprising China has such a population problem. Well, they are Asexual you know! And even the men get pregnant! (it's the Tofu!) It's True!
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9th January 2007, 07:42 AM	#6
Taffer Shén Tōu Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: 台中 Posts: 4,531	Originally Posted by CFLarsen You feed tofu to pigs. If you hate pigs, that is. I like tofu. Does that make me a pig? And hate myself? Now I'm confused...
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9th January 2007, 05:33 AM	#4
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ceo_esq Illuminator Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 4,940	Originally Posted by Tricky That must explain why all Chinese men are gay. It's surprising China has such a population problem. Although, now that you mention it, one of its population problems is that there are, relatively speaking, too many males. Discouraging for heterosexuals (except women), but a favorable environment for gay men, I guess.
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10th January 2007, 12:44 PM	#10
rachaella Critical Thinker Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: State College, PA but my heart will remain in Rochester, NY for quite some time Posts: 467	I better not let my fiancee read this, he'll understand my underhanded scheme in trying to get him to become a vegetarian like myself - it doesn't have anything to do with my concerns about animal welfare afterall, it is really because I want to temper his voracious sexual appetite! Actually since I prepare most of his meals, you'd think he'd be quite gay already but he doesn't seem to be showing any signs of losing interest in me. Oh well.
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10th January 2007, 12:48 PM	#11
Terry Zeitgeist-impaired Technical Moderator Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: logged in to the server Posts: 6,450	I tasted... man... before I ever tasted tofu. FWIW.

11th January 2007, 10:41 AM	#12
This Guy Master Poster Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: On the corner of WALK and DON'T WALK Posts: 2,000	It seems there is more than Tofo and Quiche to worry about! All I can cay is WOW! (Link is to Break.com, enter at your own risk.)
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11th January 2007, 02:49 PM	#13
ChristineR Illuminator Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 3,189	Tricky obviously didn't read the article! The Chinese don't actually eat soy, it's all a myth. Soy contains phytoestrogens which supposedly mimic estrogen enough to keep the body from making the real stuff, but which don't always effect the body as does real estrogen. So depending on what subsystem you look at, soy either raises or lowers effective estrogen levels. Generally, lower is better. Word is still out whether this is good, bad, or indifferent.
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