Atheists taking the Bible out of context

shanek · 28th January 2007, 06:19 AM

This has to be the funniest video I've seen in a long time:

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I AGREE

(Some NSFW dialogue)

kmortis · 28th January 2007, 06:30 AM

Well, he almost made it all the way through.

CFLarsen · 28th January 2007, 06:32 AM

....what is a "cointext"?

kmortis · 28th January 2007, 06:41 AM

Originally Posted by CFLarsen

....what is a "cointext"?

It's a techincal term from the banking industry.

Mr. Stick · 28th January 2007, 08:05 AM

Originally Posted by CFLarsen

....what is a "cointext"?

Have you never seen text on coins?

Mr. Stick · 28th January 2007, 08:19 AM

Reminds me of the South Park episode where Cartman has a christian band.

Cartman (singing): I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I want to feel his salvation all over my face.

thaiboxerken · 28th January 2007, 08:54 AM

Hey! He's using the same joke that I use on paltalk.

ceo_esq · 28th January 2007, 12:28 PM

Originally Posted by CFLarsen

....what is a "cointext"?

"In God We Trust"?

Cheesejoff · 28th January 2007, 01:17 PM

This must be why the bible appears to have so many contradictions in it...

ChristineR · 28th January 2007, 02:36 PM

It's not true that some of the dialogue is NSFW. All of the dialogue is NSFW.

My favorite parts are where he loses character and cracks up at his own parody.

And I guess he hasn't read the apocryphal texts where the Holy Spirit is described as female, either.

Beerina · 29th January 2007, 01:29 PM

Hehe, although what "context" are we taking things out of? Sarcastic comments through the ages are in the context of the Bible being supposedly produced by a flawless and perfectly good being.

Darth Rotor · 30th January 2007, 12:16 PM

Originally Posted by Cheesejoff

This must be why the bible appears to have so many contradictions in it...

It also has contractions in it, in a manger somewhere.

DR

ClintonHammond · 30th January 2007, 01:22 PM

"the Holy Spirit is described as female,"

Knee, and accept the blessing of the Holy strap-on!

(Actually I think that's going to be the artifact that Indiana Jones goes after in the 4th movie)

Beerina · 30th January 2007, 06:44 PM

Hehe, I believed it (in spite of "da Bible") until about halfway thru with the "Holy Spirit deep inside of you throbbing..."

Who the hell is Brett King?

28th January 2007, 06:30 AM	#2
kmortis Biomechanoid Director of IDIOCY (Region 13) Moderator Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: New Texas Posts: 24,534	Well, he almost made it all the way through.
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28th January 2007, 06:32 AM	#3
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28th January 2007, 06:41 AM	#4
kmortis Biomechanoid Director of IDIOCY (Region 13) Moderator Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: New Texas Posts: 24,534	Originally Posted by CFLarsen ....what is a "cointext"? It's a techincal term from the banking industry.
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28th January 2007, 08:05 AM	#5
Mr. Stick Thinker Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Denmark Posts: 231	Originally Posted by CFLarsen ....what is a "cointext"? Have you never seen text on coins?
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28th January 2007, 08:19 AM	#6
Mr. Stick Thinker Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Denmark Posts: 231	Reminds me of the South Park episode where Cartman has a christian band. Cartman (singing): I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I want to feel his salvation all over my face.
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28th January 2007, 08:54 AM	#7
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28th January 2007, 12:28 PM	#8
ceo_esq Illuminator Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 4,940	Originally Posted by CFLarsen ....what is a "cointext"? "In God We Trust"?
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28th January 2007, 01:17 PM	#9
Cheesejoff Thinker Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 216	This must be why the bible appears to have so many contradictions in it...
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28th January 2007, 02:36 PM	#10
ChristineR Illuminator Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 3,189	It's not true that some of the dialogue is NSFW. All of the dialogue is NSFW. My favorite parts are where he loses character and cracks up at his own parody. And I guess he hasn't read the apocryphal texts where the Holy Spirit is described as female, either.
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29th January 2007, 01:29 PM	#11
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30th January 2007, 12:16 PM	#12
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30th January 2007, 01:22 PM	#13
ClintonHammond Guest Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Windsor Ontario Canada Posts: 871	"the Holy Spirit is described as female," Knee, and accept the blessing of the Holy strap-on! (Actually I think that's going to be the artifact that Indiana Jones goes after in the 4th movie)

30th January 2007, 06:44 PM	#14
Beerina Sarcastic Conqueror of Notions Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: A floating island above the clouds Posts: 23,835	Hehe, I believed it (in spite of "da Bible") until about halfway thru with the "Holy Spirit deep inside of you throbbing..." Who the hell is Brett King?
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